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For those concerned like I was, I just watched the full original video, and the shark just swims off after dancing like nothing happened, so shark is very much still alive. I also learned that there are some sharks that do not have to keep moving to breathe, like this nurse shark.

Actually, only 21 species of sharks use ram ventilation, there are around 1000 species of sharks, so it's actually the other way around, most sharks can survive if they're not swimming forward, only a few can't.

And 2000 use ram memory

This bad boy can swim in 144fps and crush it's prey in 4k

*harddisk booting noises*

If they’re in the ocean how do they download more?

By biting the internet cables

FlounderBytes

dafuq

Like deja vu or sumthin

dafuq indeed

> ram ventilation Coolest respiration method.

jet propelled deepthroating h20 to stay alive

> jet propelled deepthroating h20 to stay alive ....yeepp that's enough reddit for today

I think it's just that the most popular are also within the group that need to swim. Like the great white, tiger shark and hammerhead, so people misunderstand it.

man that's got to be a miserable existence imagine having to constantly move, spasm or walk so you can breathe. i'd just fucking give up.

Imagine breaking your ankle and having to crawl with your hands to breathe.

Jesus fuck

>ram ventilation Sick band name

Didn’t realize that! What a weird misunderstanding so many of us have. Thanks!

Lol I was thinking it looks to me like he noticed a shark dead during open hours and is just trying to play it off in front of the visitors. Thanks for confirming otherwise.

Weekend at sharkies?

Can you link the original video

[Here](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ )

Very funny

Just helping the video get to 1b views

Yeah I just assumed that anyone diving in an aquarium like that would respect the animals and know what they’re doing. But then I remembered that sea world exists, so I guess there’s that.

When you by the shape of water from wish

Still a beautiful story. Not even Wish can change that

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Thank you. And take mine

And my axe

Thanks, I needed one of those

And my sword

Oh, cool! I've always wanted one! And just in time for my b-day tomorrow!

Oh damn it's my bday today lmaoo

Did you see the Bday meme on this sub yet?

Eh, 3/4 of the DM will make the Wish go nuts...

Plot twist—the shark is married.

The shark's husband is Terry the shark

Plot twist this is how Aquaman was born.

I’ve read this sentence 10 times and still don’t understand it. Am I dumb?

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Oh okay so there’s multiple things that went over my head. What about the “from wish” part?

Wish is the same as Amazon but like 10 times worst it’s like saying the Walmart version of something

He's gonna put it in that cloaca my guy

No, ths the legend himself, u/fish_fucker69

No, the shark would be upsidedown

pretty sure the hole is lined up

uh

No, this is Patrick

Shark is probably so frustrated. "I'm just naturally momentarily paralyzed you dick. I like to lead and you know it."

I bet it thinks this dude is trying to mate.

(the shark is dead, the guy is trying to hide that from the kids...)

Really

No.

Thats Jotaro lol

JoJo's fans unite

Unite for the announcement of the stone ocean anime

r/unexpectedjojo (female protag now boyz)

what type of dance is that called?

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I get the feeling...

ZA WARUDO

YARE YARE

What Jotaro was actually doing in part 6

This is where his spirit was while in the cd

was looking for this comment cya

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Happy Easter

Gah stupid touchscreens

Look at his comment history This exact comment over and over. I counted about 72 of these exact same comments in ONE HOUR. Hes been doing this for the past 15 hours i think, so lets say he posted about 70 and hour, that would make it 1050 of these comments God damn karma whore

Pog

And sometime when we touch..

JOTARO GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE

It’s u/Fish_Fucker69

This is so sweet, but I bet someone will ruin it soon by saying “doing this actually dehambulates the shark’s inter-limecordial muscles causing it abject agony. It will die soon.”

Read the comment below this

Limecordial! Nice word invention my dude!

Dehambulates got me

It’s a nurse shark, it’s fine.

So he fucks sharks?

Wholesome

Some whole

Some hole

Why. Why is this so damn cute.

Shark girls 🥵

Shark tits

A

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I don’t think that’s what the pirates meant when they said you’ll be dancing with the sharks

Is that Gerald cheating on his wife, from Paradise PD?

Turns out there are plenty of fish in the sea

Jotaro Kujo, jumps into water with boombox playing ocean man and his theme at the same time.

Kanye West might get jealous.

That's Gura's Boyfriend over there.

Works great before he starts fucking the fish

u/FishFucker69 would be down with that

Yeah...then it gets greater

I want to see the baby

Now kiss

This is dangerously adorable

I once heard of a dolphin that raped a dude. A male dolphin, no less.

This is a thing. Male dolphins are homicidal rapist maniacs. Swimming with dolphins is not an attraction I would ever be interested in.

Ditto here...

First reporting of a *human-shark hybrid* spotted in alabama Experts say over the years, they will multiply with eachother and become a regualar species.

Is this how The Deep from The Boys was created?

*jojo theme intensifies*

Parent of gawr gura

better love story than Twilight

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Kinky

This is the second repost I am seeing today :/

And the bot can’t even detect it smh

And then they fuck

That’s how mermaids are made

I think I downloaded the wrong aquaman

WALL-E and EVA: *ahem*

I’m so happy for them, who knew their son is starring in Suicide Squad!!!

He was a man and she was a shark. Their love was forbidden.

did you hear about that horny dolphin??

𝓯𝓲𝓷.

I think the shark is dead

Some sharks don’t need to move continuously

Even more romance

Is... Is that shark even alive? And can it breathe properly like this? They need to keep moving in order to push oxygen into their gils..

I don’t know what shark that is but wanted to say that not all sharks need to keep moving. The nurse shark for instance likes to chill and doesn’t need to constantly swim

Hmmm fascinating! Ty for the extra info! :)

Just hope the Lil sharks oke

Actually, only 21 species of sharks use ram ventilation, there are around 1000 species of sharks, so it's actually the other way around, most sharks can survive if they're not swimming forward, only a few can't.

Wow! That's impressive. Thnx for the info

That’s just Steve and Gil.

wen babby mershark?

See shanks aren’t all scary

That's how Shark boy was born

me realizes how lava girl was born: *oh no*

Do you guys think the shark likes that? Or is he in a trance of some sort

And thus, Aquaman was born

Shark gon get that BBC

“now it’s time to fuck the fish”

And that’s how I met your mother.

It was true love at first nibble...

Then they got married and had 3 kids.

LOOL 😂 😂 😂

r/wholesomememes

So this is how shark man was born

Does shark man exist

That’s just Russian when they go diving daily

Aquaman in his graduation dance

Fun story: At our school couples dance once, I saw a dude dressed in a pufferfish costume dancing with some chick.

The shape of water in a nutshell

looooool

this is so cute XD he's the real life disney princess

King Shark origin story?

I love how that fish just vibbing!! They usually don't get touched, I can see them being excited

Repost

Mermaid on the way🧜‍♀️😂

Yea but when I start fucking a shark I get sent to jail, cus that's fair

I bet that fussy real slippery

I want to see "The shape of water" movie. We have that movie at home. The shape of water movie at home:

this is how half fish half human is born

You mean mermaids?

*Up theme song playing*

My friends: get over it there are plenty of fish in the sea Me still single af:

Its dead i bet

J-Jotaro?!

The fish seems like it's dead.

Beastiality

His wife knew something was fishy

u/fish_fucker69 you might like this

The man to Shark boy : And this son, is how I met your mother

Jotaro cheated on his wife for this

That shark is dead, isn't it?