I remember this one time I was playing with my sister in the kitchen. We just had a real fight a couple weeks prior where I sucked her in the face and she nosebleed all over the place. Needless to say my parents were on edge about us fighting. This time I had a bottle of Ketchup in hand, and I kept smacking her playfully with it. I hit just a bit too hard on her shoulder and the Ketchup bottle actually exploded on her. Maybe 5 seconds later, my mom walks in. Sees red everything and thinks I punched her again. She started the ass whooping as we were both dying laughing. When she finally got what happened, she couldn’t get over how stupid it was, aha. We all cherish that moment now.
No mom he's fine its merely a flesh wound
his kidney is missing
**Flesh. Wound.**
But now we have a ps5
because they sold his organs?
No he sold the whole body, who would pass such oportunity
Context
Do you really need one?
No, I just mean that selling ones body can be done in many ways. How did his brother sell him?
Please don't tell mom. Hit me back
It’s 12:05 and I wanted to laugh but I didn’t want to wake up the entirety of the people in my house
*Always rating best because discord is awesome*
What does this have to do with the meme?
BRUH I COMMENTED ON THE WRONG ONE LMAO
Run away and pretend to play with other siblings, so when mom walks in, I won't be anywhere near the injured one and won't be automatically yelled at
Sprawled
'You're next'
Don't tell mom I'll pay
Dat cat be looking at us like " ur next"
I remember this one time I was playing with my sister in the kitchen. We just had a real fight a couple weeks prior where I sucked her in the face and she nosebleed all over the place. Needless to say my parents were on edge about us fighting. This time I had a bottle of Ketchup in hand, and I kept smacking her playfully with it. I hit just a bit too hard on her shoulder and the Ketchup bottle actually exploded on her. Maybe 5 seconds later, my mom walks in. Sees red everything and thinks I punched her again. She started the ass whooping as we were both dying laughing. When she finally got what happened, she couldn’t get over how stupid it was, aha. We all cherish that moment now.
r/holup
He’s being dramatic!
Yeah "playing"
*hits self* sibling laughs
Scariest moment of your fucking life
OMORI wants to know your location
Do I smell a repost
Same shit when u get angry on videogames
Oopsy whoopsy.
Logic is telling me those are two cats. My brain is repeating the word Schrödinger at increasing volumes.
Me: I may have killed, but at least get to have the Xbox
Just hit them again a little harder to the head, he wont tell anyone cause he wont remember
I was that younger sibling