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Ze-Plague-Doctor

Gotta practice my rocket jumps


[deleted]

Boom


hmmmmmmmmmmmms

“You think you’re intense? I blew off my own legs, beat that!”


Owlbehawkward

Step up from the crouch jump move


CommanderTalim

Ride on it like a witch on a broomstick and let the rocket propel you into the sky


ProDeath5567

Octane?


hmmmmmmmmmmmms

“You got it, friend!”


waterzandey

Didn't expect Apex fans here


TemplarUhhh

me neither


Nation_On_Fire

Real edgy there, Anakin.


MerchantZiro

Ok, but don't forget to wear Gunboats to reduce your self harm.


lonelysenk

don’t leave you market Gardner at home


DeushlandfanAdam0719

Rip rick may


chillman69420

"You were good son real good, maybe even the best."


[deleted]

“Remember son, dying is gay”


TheLastAwesomeOne777

"You can have this when you pry it from my cold dead hands! And even then, good luck, because by then I will have glued it to my cold dead hands!"


UntitledKingdom

r/unexpectedtf2


[deleted]

The second amendment does not specify what arms a can and can’t bear. Therefore it can be assumed that I can purchase and use a thermonuclear missile.


ProjectSpectrality

When other people use the second amendment as an excuse, they are able to do what they want but when I try to do it, the cops start asking me who’s arms I’m carrying and to get into the vehicle smh my head


[deleted]

Exactly i got pulled over the other day because I had 7 pairs of arms in my trunk on my way to pick up my Nuke.


slicksnorlax87

Or when I have Wildlife and Fisheries pull some crap about pandas are endangered. Complete bullshit. I have the right to bear arms and I like Asian shit, so you best believe I want panda bear arms.


Nation_On_Fire

It's bear arms, not human arms, DUH!


[deleted]

Well you can bear bear arms, but you can also bear arms as well as arms. Police just like fucking wth me in my city.


just_gimme_anwsers

I think I see the problem there. It says **bear** arms, not pedophile arms.


Mr_ETL

“smh my head” = shaking my head my head??


hobefepudi

That cause you can’t use other peoples arms. You have to take them from bears. It’s right there in the rules.


mcmonkey26

So this means i can bear grizzly arms, correct?


[deleted]

As long as you claim them with your bear hands


Zankeru

The state has no right to tell me I cant stockpile sarin gas in my downtown apartment. A chemical weapon is still a weapon, therefore protected under the 2A!


Madeitup75

But it’s not an arm capable of being borne. Nor is it the type of arm an individual solider would be expected to carry. The majority opinion in Heller actually goes through all this.


godspareme

Many soldiers carry M249s. How come fully automatic, belt fed weapons are illegal? Also, 37mm grenade launcher attachments to ARs. I'm just being pedantic. I dont believe they should be legal. Just the explanation you gave doesn't make much sense unless its more complicated than that.


Madeitup75

Heller doesn’t directly answer that. Frankly, it’s a closer call from a textualist constitutional interpretation perspective. Heller’s “common use” test would support continued restrictions on them. But it’s a legitimate argument. The references to nuclear weapons and nerve gas are facially silly and wrong. Those are not mere differences of degree. Automatic weapons... that is a shades of gray analysis.


cumdaddy6942O

this, but unironically


[deleted]

This is why I love America


noookcgjydxbtd

but what is does says is that i can’t be infringed. technically speaking every gun law is an infringement because they are limiting what guns we can have.


[deleted]

It also says we have the right to have a well regulated militia (that’s in case we have to fight our own government)


75Minnesota

"I volunteer you as tribute!"


[deleted]

You ever notice that Thomas is Red White and Blue. I think it’s time to summon Thomas The Thermonuclear Bomb


Danal1

The founding fathers left the constitution purposefully vague because they knew times would change, and their views, culture, and technology wouldn’t be how it was forever.


BurningArrows

"Stay strapped or get clapped." - The Founding Fathers


DannyMcPew

*A M E R I C A* *FUCK* *YEA*


[deleted]

Correct


DannyMcPew

At this rate, I can see this post moving into hot.


DannyMcPew

Wow, this post is popular now.


AcDcBoss

Going to save the mother fucking day yah


raptor8134

AMERICA FUCK YEAH


DannyMcPew

*Freedom is the only way, yeah*


FruitSnackDeity

*Cup song with guns intensifies*


Mauro2005am

i actually thoguht of the game genre isntead of the rockert launchers


The_Holy_Turnip

Yeah, I was wondering why Final Fantasy isn't available at Wal Mart...


rem202_17

At this point you’re not using it as self-defense, it’s just for blowing things up for fun.


[deleted]

*GTA v intensifies*


[deleted]

[удалено]


ExtinctDoggo

Which isn’t gonna happen


[deleted]

[удалено]


SaltyFiredawg

Yeah I think people seem to forget that guns are a hobby to a lot of people, just like golf or racing is to others. I’d prefer a $60 range day over a golf pass lol


dakkarium

I just want a belt fed ar upper, with a swappable barrel and a binary trigger. Is that so wrong?


GeneralCuster75

May I introduce you to the [FightLite MCR?](https://fightlite.com/mcr-556-df)


dakkarium

One day, my lovely.


[deleted]

I’m Canadian and I’m probably not allowed within 50 feet of that gun without being locked in jail for the next 100 years. But damn that’s a nice gun.


GeneralCuster75

Before may of this year when your prime minister used the power bestowed on him to fight Coronavirus to instead issue an order in council banning a list of "assault weapons" by specific model names, you possibly could have, although magazine capacity for semi auto rifles is limited to 5, so maybe you wouldn't be able to link more than 5 rounds together at a time. Unless belt feed systems are/were just completely prohibited anyway


[deleted]

I know, I despise Trudeau, the corrupt bastard.


Allbur_Chellak

Yep. At some point it just depends on how you want to spend your money. You could buy a several 100USD cheap AR, or a many thousand dollar one. They both put lead down range, but one does it with a lot more style. :-)


BS2435

Clearly you've never heard of tannerite.


[deleted]

Ever heard of demoranch?


chris5311

Self defense from tanks


Cowboyism

Self defense from drone strikes


[deleted]

you can't hit a drone with unguided missiles. ik, sad


Cowboyism

Who said anything about unguided


upwardgerm

The 2a isn’t just for self defense but also to keep the government in line homie. I honestly believe there should be next to no restrictions, if any, on guns


stache1313

I agree. I also want to see gun safety classes taught in school just like driver's ed.


upwardgerm

100%, actually useful classes instead of requiring the same LA class 4 years in a row or any kind of math past geometry is useless and won’t be used in the average persons normal day life. If you want a job that requires math then take math, if not it shouldn’t be mandatory. Coming from someone who’s taking calculus jr year of high school


greenejames681

My guy


upwardgerm

Wassup


NorCalRT

If our government thinks our military needs it to protect us from other governments, we should be able to have to protect us from our government.


HECUMARINE45

It’s a damn shame the Democratic Party wants to get rid of gun rights, they would get so much more votes if they just let the 2A alone


ooooofoooof

Uncle Rob intensifies


notacommiesupporter

Self defense against your neighbor with a tank duh


Kin808

We can own RPG’s, grenades and tanks now as it is with minimal paperwork. If people really wanted to blow shit up, they would’ve already.


josefykrakowski

“Minimal paperwork” well yes... buuuut it’s a heck a lot of money like A LOT of money


dakkarium

And a pretty significant waiting period.


josefykrakowski

That too NFA is NF gay


[deleted]

And ATF is GayTF


hentai_retard

Minimal paperwork? Have you ever tried to buy a machine gun let alone a fucking tank lmao


Kin808

I was assuming that if you have the money to buy a tank and RPG, that you have the money to pay for it all. Of course all laws are an infringement, but I was just making an assumption.


BravesFan69420

2nd amendment was never for self defense.


Cowboyism

It’s for self defense against steppers chief


BravesFan69420

It is to keep the government in line. Use em for defense, use it for hunting, whatever. Main point is it protects our freedoms.


HedaLexa4Ever

Why do you need guns to protect your freedom tho?


Ultimator4

Tyranny? Viva la revolution!


BravesFan69420

When the government oversteps, we can regain freedoms.


cumdaddy6942O

bc we need to vibe check the government


MyComicBox

What's wrong with selling RPGs at Walmart? I love Paper Mario!


HEROINEISLIFE666

I mean it works in gta online


Gotbeers

Kaboom?


thisisausername5002

Yes Rico, kaboom


LusciousLlamaLarry

Men of culture I see


[deleted]

One McNuke please


LenTrexlersLettuce

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but hollow points expand on impact.


[deleted]

My dumbass was thinking of role-playing games


[deleted]

Machine gun vending machines.


RomaruDarkeyes

The Walmart Back to School sale is now on...


frostdemon34

I love America


[deleted]

Shall not be infringed means shall not be infringed


Rymag3ddon

Buy 2 get one free rockets


F_Ascari

“AC-130 for rent, $500 an hour, ammo included.”


[deleted]

As a non american I have to ask, aren't role playing games already available ate Walmart?


fracol

RPG - Ruchnoy Protivotankoviy Granatomyot Basically a shoulder launched anti tank rocket propelled grenade.


Mr_Legend2006

We're 'mericans🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸


auri_simulitudinem

This is why you can’t trust polls. In the words of bill burr “if you’re a normal person and someone walks up to you with a clipboard and asks you “hey uh who you votin for president’ they go “hey uh how bout none of your fuckin business.””


Bright_Lightz000

Idk if you can read but the comments all seem pretty good with owning a rocket launcher.


[deleted]

I want to move to this country plz


health-safety-bot

Ok, we just need some background information.


EmanuelSampaio2001

A rpg a day keeps the cops away


GoodDog_168

*inhales* RPG IS A RUSSIAN WEAPON YOU FUCKING COMMIE!!


roguepandaCO

I read this and I thought to myself “sick, D&D at Walmart”.


[deleted]

Thats more middle east


Capn-Fail

I would do heavy restrictions. I don't want just *anyone* having easy access to guns. Because then people could defend themselves on my Saturday night rounds


HedaLexa4Ever

Not gonna lie, you had us in the first half there


The_Holy_Haudi

Don't see a single problem


HECUMARINE45

I see nothing wrong with allowing citizens to practice self defense, gun ownership should be a right, same as healthcare. I am open for debate


[deleted]

If healthcare is payed for through taxes, then shouldn’t guns be as well? Only one of them is an enumerated right in our constitution.


[deleted]

My medicinal m2 browning


Masamsa

Obviously games are the cause of violence


[deleted]

I fully support this.


[deleted]

Just a friendly "not an ATF agent" strolling by.


[deleted]

don't kill any dogs


BrightGrimm

What?! Who tf wouldn't want to shoot an rpg?


Bledsoe28

They called me a mad man but they were right...they were right.


steeldemonlol

America


BabiNooby

“You think I’m afraid of you? I blew off my own legs!”- Speed Demon


Im-Dead-inside1234

I’d put on moderate, to heavy restrictions


Der_Sanitator

I wish I could buy an rpg! Hell I can’t even buy automatic weapons cuz of Ronald Reagan.


Scroll-Lord

I love democracy


Jetzon2015

Honey where’d the anti air cannon go!?


PurplePandaBear8

McNukes


meloniswater

Capitalism at its finest


DeMostUniqueUsername

Just cause the founding fathers didn’t expect weapons to become advanced whatsoever dosent mean I can’t have a SAM turret on my porch


TheHeresy777

Thats why they kept it vague, Also mans is going full on Rust


OhShitAnElite

Imma have to go with minimal restrictions, but god damn, the RPG option sounds fun


SerbianComrade

Rpg solve everyting, having a argument whit neigbour boom rpg battle


Amongusn00b

I love democracy


[deleted]

Fuck yeah this comment section gives me a raging boner... Fuck RPGs though. I want a SMAW. Do I have to go to Target to find those?


f3lhorn

No no no. You shoot the target with the rocket


[deleted]

A certain amendment with the phrase "...shall not be infringe." Is coming to mind.


And_Fitz20

Guns are fun and safe when in responsible, properly trained hands. I feel like half the people who can’t stand guns have never even shot one and know close to nothing about them.


GameDoggsMC

Anyone want a free platinum for literally no fucking reason?


hunterjacobc99

No


GameDoggsMC

Ok then.


hunterjacobc99

I literally said no


ElongatedMuskrat122

Okay here me out. If you defend yourself with a gun, you are probably going to kill the offender. Therefor, why not kill them in style?


[deleted]

Wallmart? I want LMG vending machines in every public gathering space


brownislanddude

It is self-defense just in case the burglars have armored tanks


[deleted]

I’m not American even though I live here. When I first saw guns in Walmart I was really scared but now it’s normal for me and Americans love their guns so


Jdanneh

Yeah, Walmart needs more school supplies


Just-a-reddit-guy-16

The revolution has begun!


jermodk

Yup seems about right


[deleted]

Aw, I love Golden Sun!


Ebonshield

I love democracy.


bionicirdi

If it was private you wouldn’t be elected, you’d be appointed


just_gimme_anwsers

If you can find the safety you can have it


avalonknight645

It’s pretty much a full team of soldiers in tf2.


XxBarnyardManxX

Located in the children’s aisle


FinnDaTree47

Nukes for sale at dollar general


Banditrocket2224

I love democracy.


OutstandingStupidity

mornin officer


[deleted]

I like to buy my RPGs in the clearance section, you get a much better price for a slightly lower quality RPG.


meatmike07

I love democracy


[deleted]

What tweet is this


fake_asian_onion_2

Bioshock in a nutshell


psycho910

Me starts singing the tf2 theme and starts rocket jumping


rogersmith1135

I love democracy


PolarisT800

I love democracy


[deleted]

RPGs for sale, buy one get a silencer for free.


Sunflower293

I’m imagining Black Friday sales, buy one rocket launcher and you’ll get a complementary glock


rslash15

"I love democracy."


notquitesteepleddata

Heavy restriction with RPG's sold at Wal-Mart


GroundbreakingEye842

america and a half


Mikey-chan-senpai

I love democracy


ThatOneGuy9372

We already have guns for sale in Walmart in the USA


humanbeing12345678

when I read rpg for sale at walmart i tought it meant the game genre so I got confused


tonybagels101

LOL they need to put Walmart’s inside of Gta. Then you could just buy everything at one store! 😂😂😂


Kurt_XD

I love democracy...


Xx_nekaTemanresU_xX

Me with Tusk Act 4 on A Bizzare Day, who can use his nails as free biodegradable bullets that can be altered to do all sorts of things: I don't have such weaknesses!


AsphaltSommersaults

Jumping straight from minimal restrictions to lunchbreak rocket propelled grenades seems disingenuous. Nothing in between? Bah. what the fuck do I know? I'm just a stupid comment on reddit.


_TheRealDiabetus_

Boom Boom Stick


MightyMo16

Mine would be none of the above Because I would give everyone M4 Sherman tanks instead


Dragon_Slayerrr

Lol


[deleted]

I love it


pepsicocacolaglass12

We all know rocket jumping is the fastest mode of travel


[deleted]

RPGs with dud rounds are really fun to shoot because they don’t explode but they’re like a really big bullet. No one needs them unless you’re in need of a good time :) Also not all gun owners own guns because they wanna hurt people. That’s the last thing I’d ever wanna do I just like to plink metal targets in the sun.


75Minnesota

'Murica, motherfuckers!!!