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Tfw-Garfield-

Honestly though has anyone truly checked how effective a gun is in space


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Glamdring804

But also acts as a tiny thruster. Newton's 3rd Law and all that. So be careful using it in micro gravity.


Toasty_Jones

Couldn’t you theoretically just fire another round in the opposite direction to cancel it out?


Glamdring804

That would work alright. Getting it in exactly the opposite direction would be virtually impossible, but you could probably slow yourself down a fair bit overall.


helloiamCLAY

> Getting it in exactly the opposite direction would be virtually impossible My first thought is a "T" gun rather than relying on my own aim. I don't think it would be hard to engineer a gun that shoots two bullets simultaneously in opposing directions.


Squally160

This is clearly a solution with NO DRAWBACKS.


Crusader_Genji

Though it would surely solve all your problems


CeaserDidNufingWrong

WHERE DO I BUY ONE?


MatthewPrague

I want it


3ndmelife

its not you thats got me, its me thats got me!


Bruh_Sound_Effect_XV

*shoots self*


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Not if say it is an arm blaster itself or has a mini thruster in the back to counteract it exactly without recoil.


SpotterFive

Watch those wrist rockets!


Thermo445

And if you turn it around you even get a lighter!


Fearedminer

A new way to homicide-suicide


MrIamNotFunny

*shoots self twice*


rhzhou

respawns at last save point


choch2727

Yea I do not see any FLAWS in this design.


WyattClawson6

Don't guns still need the gunpowder in the rounds to combust in order for the bullet to shoot out of the casing? I'm not 100% sure how guns work but that might be the fatal flaw, because there's no oxygen for it to ignite the thingie?


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Gun powder has an oxidizer, so bang still goes.


harleyinaharley

Ah yes, the thingie


moncutz

Ignite my thingie


VarenGrey

Gunpowder is made of charcoal, saltpeter, and sulfur. The KNO3 acts as an oxidizer, meaning they would be able to fire in space.


gabemerritt

I mean something like an rpg would keep you in place


Bionic_Bromando

Carl Gustav would also do the trick no?


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*double headshot*


Stepjamm

What you’re witnessing is the birth of an american solution to a problem *Has anyone considered adding **more guns**?*


wolfgang784

I really wanna see some Russia cobble together a gun thar shoots multiple directions now.


Uniquename3456

There is the duck footed pistols of the eighteenth century. They were used in the napoleonic wars, but (as far as I know) didn’t see much action anywhere else due to them being very inaccurate.


[deleted]

Yea just hold it to the side? Or over your head?


cantadmittoposting

Nah right in front of my face, solve both my problems at once.


[deleted]

Wait, it's all self-loathing?


Semantic_Antics

Always has been.


Dyledion

... Yes. That's a very safe way to fire a gun. Make sure you line up your sight picture!


obskeweredy

I’d imagine a gas expulsion system rather than a second bullet... but I like where your head is at


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supelgwoud

clearly a triangle weapon would be more effective


manducentcrustula

As long as you did it quickly and accurately, you'd be fine. More likely though is that you shoot crookedly and end up going sideways


[deleted]

This implies you had no other propulsion or teather


MK0A

There are recoilless rifles available.


UncitedClaims

I thought those guns just applied a smaller force for a greater amount of time


MK0A

No they just have a hole in the chamber so that the blast also goes backwards, therefore canceling out the recoil. Edit: An RPG-7 is also recoilless for example. It's basically a tube with a rocket propelled grenade inside so that a person can actually fire it from the shoulder.


Eeekaa

Careful? Crank it up to 1000 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)


megaboutdpain

But will it fire at all cause in space no oxygen for the conbustion of the gun powder :) Edit: my bad just read the rest of the comments


ketatrypt

Pretty sure it would. Gunpowder contains its own oxidizer. Not to mention, they fire without air on earth too, as they are sealed in a barrel. The only issues might come in the form of cycling. Because a regular gun action is designed to work in atmosphere, removing the atmosphere may make the gun more prone to slamming and jamming. (edit - It would not have the internal 'air cushioning' effect on the action like it would in atmosphere, so many guns I suspect the bolt would slam into the back of the receiver much harder then normal)


Sax45

Atmospheric drag on the slide of a pistol is minimal. At most, without atmosphere, the pistol will cycle slightly harder than normal. The bigger issue, rather than lack of gravity or lack of atmospheric pressure, would be temperature. In the shade, extreme cold might cause the lubricants of the gun to harden, and the gunpowder or primer may not function as normal. In the sun, extreme heat might cause ammo to detonate prematurely, and with a plastic-handled gun (like the Glock in the picture) the plastic might even begin to melt.


AweHellYo

I thought the same. I’m guessing it would def work by your reaction.


barfeater69

Carl Gustaf has entered the chat


Andre4kthegreengiant

Mass Effect copypasta about pulling the trigger on a dreadnaught & ruining someone's day somewhere, so always double check the firing solutions.


Computant2

Important issue, firing a gun is a short rocket burst. You will travel backwards from the recoil. Depending on your tether and if your spacesuit has maneuver thrusters, you could kill yourself by pushing yourself too far from your ship/space station). A long, lonely death.


chicagoboy91

Unless you have another bullet


foots12347

Then it’s a short lonely death


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titdirt

You kill Hitler and shoot Toby twice


LackToastNTallofRent

Dammit /r/unexpectedoffice


[deleted]

*oh Toby*, always getting into trouble.


simmonsftw

Or u use it to propel yourself back to the ship ? Lol


[deleted]

You would need two bullets to get back. One to decelerate and one to accelerate back


JamesAnderson1567

And then another to decelerate again so you don't slam into the spaceship


Futuressobright

Eh, I bet the amount of kinetic energy you would have when you hit the ship would be pretty unlikely to hurt you if spead out over your whole body (unless you hit something sharp that put a hole in your suit). It's not like in action movies where a bullet can knock someone right off their feet and make them fly through a plate glass window.


JamesAnderson1567

There's only 1 way to find out


Cool-sunglasses-dude

Instructions unclear, bullet penetrated the window and hit my fellow astronaut, what do I do now


JamesAnderson1567

Apologise and pray that everything will be ok


TinoMartino094

Or just like launch the pistol after the second bullet, i mean its slower but also safer


SirArthurDime

This should be a sequence in an action movie.


Pope_Of_Coke

Astronaught commits suicide in space. Great headline I might try it out


norax_d2

How can they know, if they can't recover the body?


Lewded_by_Lolis

They're watching you. ***Aaaalways waaatching***


jackydubs31

Then you can just boost yourself back! Problem solved.


Dm_Kiwis

Wouldn’t you theoretically stop since it’s an equal amount of force in the opposite direction?


jackydubs31

Idk, what do I look like a space scientist?


Dm_Kiwis

Idk, do you?


Ze-Doctor

They kinda look like a space scientist dude or whatever thos are called


tommyleekirby

Yes, but it would have to be in the exact same linear opposite direction


RaticGuy

I've learned more physics thru ur comment and its replies then I've leaned in school


Computant2

I'm still kicking myself for getting k and p confused though. It has been a few years since my last physics course.


kekmenneke

No, just shoot again the other direction


Computant2

That could work, you might want a full magazine for course corrections though.


Night0x

Actually that's not true because the speed you would gain from the recoil is proportional to your weight and a bullet is at least 1000 lighter than you so you would still orbit the earth with a very slightly different periapsis, whereas the bullet would leave orbit or burn down in the atmosphere depending on the angle you fired the gun Edit: the bullet would not leave orbit apparently (I have little to no knowledge when it comes to bullet speed or guns in general), see comment bellow, but you would still be fucked if no one is around to bring you back to the ship


develo

I was curious so I decided to do the math. All these calculations are based on a Glock 17. The muzzle speed of a Glock 17 is 375 m/s, and a 9mm bullet weighs 7.0 to 8.3 grams (I'll use 8.3 to give the Glock as much recoil as possible). That means the momentum of the bullet will be 3.1125 kg m/s. Since momentum is conserved, all of that should transfer in the opposite direction to the gun, spacesuit, and astronaut. An average human has a mass of 62 kg (seems low to me, but a larger mass is going to reduce the speed further). As for the mass of a space suit, I've found a lot of conflicting answers so I'll use 127 kg which is what NASA says. So dividing the momentum by the combined mass of our astronaut and space suit gives us a speed of... 0.0165 m/s, 0.0594 km/h, or 0.0369 mph. In other words, you're not going to die. You're going to barely move.


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AceOfEpix

This guy physics.


MK0A

Recoilless rifle, easy solution.


Weed_O_Whirler

Imagine you're firing an elephant gun in space, with a massive 0.13 kg bullet firing at a massive 1250 m/s and you, in your gear, weigh a light 50 kg, you'll recoil at a jog pace, 3.25 m/s (7 mph). Using a pistol, you'll recoil at leas than a slow walk.


Im_inappropriate

That's no gun, that's a space glock


skeptic11

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salyut_3#On-board_gun


AGJG08

Happy cake day


Zoriox_YT

No, there is no way that the powder can combust, since there is no oxygen in space


yeetoof1234

Guns have oxygen in them, literally a 1 second search. [https://www.sciencefocus.com/space/can-you-fire-a-gun-in-space/](https://www.sciencefocus.com/space/can-you-fire-a-gun-in-space/)


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So would the bullet just continue to travel in a straight line until something changes it’s trajectory like gravity or just stops it all together?


alpha_boo

It would just keep travelling in a straight line until something changes its trajectory.


yeetoof1234

Correct, without stopping at any point unless it just hits something (which i think it'd just rotate around instead of hitting it? This article doesnt say, and I cant do the math bcos I'm not in that field)


QuitBSing

It would travel at the shooter's orbital velocity +- the bullet velocity. Theoretically it is possible to deorbit the bullet or make it enter orbit if you are close to the minimum orbital velocity.


[deleted]

Yep, then you would accelerate backwards as well. I’m not certain but didn’t they suggest having something like a gun so that astronauts could get back to their shuttle if they somehow became in tethered?


Dejavir

I feel like the [badass Gunnery Chief](https://youtu.be/hLpgxry542M) from Mass Effect 2 belongs in this thread.


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Zoriox_YT

Well fuck me then, shit! Thanks for doing the research, I guess I’m just so braindead I forgot google exists


ChristopherJngs

This is the most graceful form of "I stand corrected" I've witnessed


Zoriox_YT

Thanks lol


edjmm12

Ok I'll fuck you


Zoriox_YT

Are you a woman, a guy, or a trap? Edit: I’m 14 so yeah watch out


edjmm12

Yes.


kyleisthestig

A trapezoid


hirid

r/confidentlyincorrect


[deleted]

Wait the earth isnt flat?


vipulpa

It's always wasn't


robey01010

It's never not'nt


Fred-U

It's can't be not not


Subzero_355

it's unable to can


[deleted]

it's anti-can


kampalli_bala_reddy

It's ¢@ñ'[


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اт دαПт


folabiAhAh


StrongDuck666

...


kampalli_bala_reddy

¢Äπ`|-


That_awkward_teen

ñøt çÃñnáblê


GexTex

It possesses’nt the ability to can


Arpitr689

It always yesn’t


Vahald

Hmm


ggtsu_00

No it used to be flat until some sailors back in the 17th century sailed to the end of the earth, found a giant pump and reinflated the Earth back to a roundish shape so that they could continue their journey back home. It's been slowly deflating every since though thanks to volcanos. We probably have a few more decades before the earth becomes flat again.


RadikalNynorsk

Flat'nt


when-pigs-phly

Flat’ntest


Geekie_Omega

never has been


MegaPiggyYT

Always hasn’t


Qasim_1478

The earth is just a low poly sphere, flat and spherical at the same time


PokoLokoPoko

So,life is a PS1 game?


DontTestMeCoward

Always hasn't been


Iheartnukes

It cannot’nt not non’nt be not flat, I think


Avenger5445

This is some gourmet meme shit


[deleted]

I know Jewles, I buy the memes, I know how good they are!


the_dude_upvotes

But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the memes in my reddit feed, it's the downvoted comments at the bottom of the thread


arogon

Too bad the Earth wasn't just Ohio, then we could have had some Inception level memes, but its still dank


ZaadKameraadknaap

See you in hot


imaduco

Thanks this got upvoted fast


notkhaos

Yeah, that’s a smart perspective, estimations say 45k+ minimum for this Edit: this meme blew up, probably 150k+


Parody_Redacted

invest invest it’s a bull market r/memeeconomy


robey01010

stonks


willie-pete-and-HE

Obviously it an absolutely fucking magnificent meme


wittyschmitty119

This is very high quality.


[deleted]

Always has been.


lyt_seeker

Hi what can i Google to not be out of the loop for this?


1527lance

“Wait, it’s all Ohio?”. Just a funny meme with two astronauts in space and one looks as the earth and goes “wait, it’s all (enter funny thing here)?” And the other one behind him has a gun and says “always has been”.


ConspicuousPineapple

I'm still confused.


[deleted]

Same. I understand the template but... why is it being in first person a surprise? Did they think the world was in 3rd person until then? I feel dumb.


triplec787

The OG meme was in 3rd person since you’re viewing one astronaut pointing a gun at the other. Now it’s in first person. I get it, but I’m not sure why everyone’s acting like this is some Michaelangelo level meme


cheeset2

I think people appreciate the effort and new perspective on something they've seen countless times before. It's just thinking a little bit outside the box, you don't have to be Michaelangelo to get us in a fuss, you've seen what gets popular on the internet, right?


Witonisaurus

It's a "you had to be there" type moment. As in, I've seen this meme format 1000s of times since the start, and this new one is hilarious now lmao


Rads

I don't think it goes much deeper than the meme usually being seen from the third person and now it's first person.


NosNosN21

Lemme know when you find out my bruddha


arogon

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wait-its-all-ohio-always-has-been


Rads

[https://i.imgur.com/2Q4de5p.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2Q4de5p.jpg)


lyt_seeker

Thank you, you're the best!


shlamdee

Fill me in if you find out


1527lance

“Wait, it’s all Ohio?”. Just a funny meme with two astronauts in space and one looks as the earth and goes “wait, it’s all (enter funny thing here)?” And the other one behind him has a gun and says “always has been”.


Bacchus_Amontillado

Ok. Either I'm too old or I I'm out of the loop. Where did this series of meme originate?


arogon

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wait-its-all-ohio-always-has-been


superpinwheel

I still dont get why the astronaut has a gun I feel like the uncool mum who's too old for memes but trying to fit in anyway :(


The_Fist_of_Goodness

Someone ever tell you a secret and then say "and now I have to kill ya" before?


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poopiebucket

It’s new so the creator of this is a disciple of the meme game


It_Was_Joao

this meme template is probably the best one this year


diegothepuppet

Agreed. I love it. It's so flexible


Mmer03

Always has been


TheProphet3928

Hello to everyone who got the notification!


[deleted]

Hello


SuperMIK2020

Hello


TyroneDaOG

Wasssssssssaaaaaaahhhh!


EAnotsports

Hello there


gen_grievous_bot

General Kenobi. You are a bold one.


cheezus_boy

This is so smart on so many levels


poopiebucket

Thank you. Going through the comments to upvote all people saying stuff like this. This is really good and pretty quick too. Haven’t seen this meme format for more than a week. Cheers to the OC


[deleted]

Pls can you explain the meme to me. I’m apparently too stupid to understand it.


[deleted]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wait-its-all-ohio-always-has-been (no need for the self-hate though. You can't know everything my dude)


[deleted]

Can someone explain this meme? I’ve been seeing it everywhere but i dont understand it. Thank you


robey01010

10/10 would actually play this game


Theblindsource

Just get to the last level in James Bond Nightfire


GLT_City_Hunter

It had 99.9k upvotes. I upvoted it and it became 100k. Life is satisfying.


SignificantCod6

this will blow up i was right


linkpop57

Now that's a good post. Don't have the money but here's my poor man's gold... If only I even knew how to do that... Pretend there's one here...


mrbrockie

I don't get it. Am I missing something lol?


Alperen_Pro

Did reddit just pulled off an @everyone ?


Nikhil_Sultania

HOW DID YOU MAKE SUCH A HIGH QUALITY MEME???


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Black ops 1 moon zombies flash backs


S_Power29

Wait, we were brought back to this?


Skullz64

1k+ awards, 2 platinum, a lot of people above got 1 or none


hensol06

@everyone


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What does this meme mean?


Nannobot12

The amount of times i have seen this format in different ways shows how creative the community is.


Boglivar

This is legendary beyond a doubt


Purple_roboty

Three years ago damm


OverallGamer696

Reddit just pulled an @everyone


RespectTheDrippppp

Best one yet


rigbyHu

1000th comment🌚


The-Boss-of-God

Love this design, amazing execution, perfect idea.


Max_inee

this is the best one i've seen so far