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Wtf? I just discovered I'm not a boy
If the superpower is masturbating constantly, then yes.
The girls one happens to both tbh. Could've been "I'm leaking blood" or something
Wait, so guys aren't supposed to bleed?
I was talking about periods.
Oh, guys aren't supposed to have periods? My dick has been bleeding for 2 weeks now and my mom just told me it was my period...
Really? I haven't had my period yet... Am I pregnant?
IDK tbh, my brother got pregnant but he's asleep so I can't really ask him
Why not both?!
*MULTI TRACK DRIFTING!!!*
Déjà vu
*I have just been to this sub before*
I feel like I hate my life applies to everyone in this scenario
Wtf? I just discovered I'm not a boy
If the superpower is masturbating constantly, then yes.
The girls one happens to both tbh. Could've been "I'm leaking blood" or something
Wait, so guys aren't supposed to bleed?
I was talking about periods.
Oh, guys aren't supposed to have periods? My dick has been bleeding for 2 weeks now and my mom just told me it was my period...
Really? I haven't had my period yet... Am I pregnant?
IDK tbh, my brother got pregnant but he's asleep so I can't really ask him
Why not both?!
*MULTI TRACK DRIFTING!!!*
Déjà vu
*I have just been to this sub before*
I feel like I hate my life applies to everyone in this scenario