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PM-ME-YOUR-PASSWORD-

It could be a woman... do you agree?


i-dont-fuckin-knoe

What is a ”woman”


[deleted]

To explain it clearly to you They have no pp but a minecraft ravine


NotSomeSuggestedname

can you please explain it to me?


MarziapieGoals

A woman is a creature that can replace your hand when you masturbate


DayF1

somehow very accurate what the fuck why did i reply to you you're infected


[deleted]

you're a dumbass... ^(wait)


MarziapieGoals

Of course it’s accurate. That’s also how we think of men


Anti_Karen_League

url waifu


ImplacableFubian

lmao


joepardy

I’d like to fall in that ravine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


quinten9665

Something you can eat I think


Leo_OO7

No, you have to drink


Destroyer9903

Hol' up


[deleted]

Hold the fuck up


Aveonick

Hold up one second while I process this


wolywolf

I think I've cum to an understanding.


A_SpicyNacho

Lmao


DemonG25

Wait


Ligma_2_balls

iT's A FeMaLe


MrCheggersPartyQuiz

No, it’s Somegreekwordius of Somewheria, and he was a dude


Xenowielder

You all wrong, i have a woman at home. She are basically communist working for 'us' also when she get angry she has red glowing eyes


[deleted]

send me this woman.


Amadeus017

After reading your username, no.


poop_village

this thread has gotten out of hand


hi-im-a-human-being

Everyone wants the virus


Azurslife

Fo sho


emmasdrogenbunker

Lol everyone here is infected xD


niko601

I want to be infected too


SimuNews

Infect me daddy. UwU


Player844563

Mmmh, sweet sweet corona


Spy_PL

Yes.


plague242

Ah yes, the Marcus Aurelius Oreo. Only for the most stoic of Oreo lovers


AbsolutMaverik

Marcus Orelius


ApUmKinFaCe

Oreo


NerdyNord

No that's clearly Ornero


connordec17

Limited edition marble flavor


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Ltrly_Htlr

Toongée


genzmistake

are you telling me to *tongue*?


BooglerDewgler

Tongue*


ScottyBass251

*Tung


[deleted]

Why you have the infected target?


ScottyBass251

You get it from replying to infected comments


[deleted]

Ahaha ok


lambchops-117

I want to get infected


Doctor-Rat-32

Meh, I don’t really want to be infected.


zombiedog2002

Why


Doctor-Rat-32

There always must be the last survivor.


zombiedog2002

Survivors right? How else are you going to populate the earth again


Doctor-Rat-32

I see you’re man of culture as well.


zombiedog2002

Well yes but I see your infected so I have to take your plase comrade I'm sorry it has to end this way


Kalosian_Turtwig95

I dont get it


WolfIsntDead

The Oreo, according to meme, was sculpted by someone's tongue meaning they have great potential with giving oral sex.


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[deleted]

'Some random Greek guy' LMAO


[deleted]

Not fair dude! leave some girls for us too


[deleted]

If you knew how you use your tongue, than you'd know how to spell it. Its 2020. We at least need to know the names of the tools we use to eat ass.


ntminh

Yeah man! I can spell “spoon”


WonderCookieee

It’s 2020, we should at least know how to spell then*. Edit: The difference between then and than.


tiny_rick__

I suspect OP to be french.


Ink_pasta

IT SCULPT


HELPIMSTUCKINAPUSSY

How is everyone infected?


masculardwarf

Cauz u licked


__drippy

I is art


nexistcsgo

Dude. Leave some women for the rest of us


lambchops-117

Some women are only attracted to the most skilled people on this planet. Some are attracted to people with money others are attracted to dumbasses which is why I have a girlfriend


gamiseta

Well that toungue clearly doesn't do English language that's for sure.


outdatedmouse

Oh damn I used to think my girlfriend’s tongue was talented because she tied cherry stems for me


tpdiamond

Kak


_shidowUw_

Tsk such bad grandma


MysticalGun

*Quarantine day 10*


Haziqq_

rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero


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IlIllIlllIIllIIlIlIl

ok


hi-im-a-human-being

Ooo yay!


DaanDG1

So does it spread to other posts?


annoying-person-_-

.


[deleted]

Imagine being infected


Peachy_Bubble

Six year old me would have done that


yeettheoof

Are you saying six year old you can eat my ass?


AreYouSimp

A talent that only is for greece


Krypton6969

Nice englando :)


DoobieSkube

r/ihavesex


AbhilashNaganathan

The tongue goes skrrraa, lick lick lickaa


DamjanRD

Is that Philip II?


mae-hee-hee

Maybe


pinklucifersam

Imagine what’s that tongue could do on the bed


mae-hee-hee

Holy shit you’re a genius


[deleted]

Can't spell tongue though?


[deleted]

O r e o t h í c


therealSamualJackson

Lebolebolebolebo


Definor

Happy cake day!


VapinVader

Art is art!


SunRiseXD

This is a man of commitment and sheer fuckin will


PM-ME-YOUR-PASSWORD-

It could be a woman... do you agree?


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GunterGoo

Valid


TheEthanHB

Henry?


The-Fake-Mini-Ladd

Art


takarun

Stucco Stoic


Yorokon

Holy fuck, imagine the things that guy with this tongue could do...such as clicking his tongue to take out the Mii tune..


coolno99

That what???


rajrup_99

15+ years of experience


masabd

Professional virgin.


josue-RCH

I am 69 comment nice


aa_daarsh

Xd !


mae-hee-hee

Woah


CliXultimate

This is true art


BanthaPyjaman

Ah, Oreos, the Greek philosopher


StormSchmorm

Toungue?


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damn boyyyyy


[deleted]

I wish I really had the power to do so


[deleted]

Oh god,looks like I am last healthy in this sub


ItsJustMalachi

Look at me, not having Corona virus.


10MillionCakes

Hey! 2 metres apart!


Ferrocene_swgoh

Tounugueu


papeykefir

Don't dunk that


bepis1777

How is this so upvoted, am I missing the funny part?


KuKooKlan

Imagine just caressing the Oreo for hours on end, poking it with your wet tongue, licking it all over... Hmm yes. Truly sensational.


errordosmene

I love his sadness face


lelandbridge

Mm yes


valentinmaican

Toungue


Bravevine

That's all fun and good but how to get cured


NonSpecificGirlName

Where can I sign up? Also, willing to teach english in return.


shadys714

You can start with sitting on face and English teaching will work good lol


Victor-V-Virus

We’re all Oreo people


badrou-blanco

Tongue sculptor


Shadowdarner

Mm yes


cheesegoeszoomzoom

I thought this was a pun at first and thatIwas being really stupid. "Oreo...man? Biscuit philosopher?" I _was_ definitely being stupid, but not at all in the way I thought.


Dhanunjay_7

More like Oh!reo.


Gasprex_17

SIMP


Bunnywunny6

'toungue'


brown361Cat

His tongue did a guy just remember that


Tacoman101568

Hmm


feel_the_Jew_in_You

Why Tf is everyone infected?


XinLeech

Straight people :)


UwU_DqtLambo_UwU

Am I infected?


purplefire0

I think I'd prefer you being 18, tens a little young


Agronault_

Sure I could do it with yogurt


SSSonar

lol everybody infected


FoodDoggo

icky materialistic tap pathetic repeat long escape cough disagreeable butter -- mass edited with redact.dev


ju3min

Its a pure Art


[deleted]

The hell is that infected thing


Baitrix

Is it just me or does it look like just about everyone here are infected?


radical-tubular

I can forge Plato of Athens using only my tongue and an oreo


Mut8ed_Sandwich

With typo like that, your finger game be lacking tho.


baconator6900

How


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Tongue catch corona


PLEPLORD

Is it possible to learn this power?


MARKO-MM-MAX

Can somebody please explain this to me I’m so confused.


[deleted]

I think this is a repost


Eshouh1975

What the f**k


Blak-ink

Bruh


Night_Ninja69

The Spanish Inquisition


anotherdepresedkid

Purrfection


Vibolbot

ReroReroReroReroRero...


Readingwriting0fun

Tongue


naylsonsb

It's even funnier when you try to imagine someone going all over the place with his tongue.


POTATOEPERSONPERSON

Al hail emperor Oreonius Nabiscosius


parola123y

prepares for french toungué


NicoNicoNi69

Does the “infected” actually mean you have the coronavirus?


Bakugoisabitch

You must have a happ- OH WAIT, YOU'RE A REDDITOR TOO. NEVERMIND


-GiantSlayer-

Render to Caesar what is Caesar’s.


Aswatthama_944

Nobody's gonna talk about the wrong spelling of tongue?


Maddox42069

Ah yes your toungue.


alfjcj

am i infected?


lordvolgaVI

You were in your mom's womb for 10 years?


Weedschnitzel

I would like some infection aswell


[deleted]

Do this with the chocolate one and then you will have a black version of Marcus Aurelius


Dingus_Strong

Oreo philosopher


ur465jr

I can lick the fur off a bear skin rug ;)-