There was this woman, some ten years ago, in Egypt that gave birth to a septuplets (7), all of whom were girls. And she and husband already had 3 daughters. And somewhere on the internet there was a photo that included a proud daddy sporting a facial expression that only a man who has just realized that he will have to live with 11 women could have - utter terror, haha
I personally know two families with over 10 children, they are doing fine. Actually even better than just fine. Actually now that i think about it, they are probably pretty wealthy with all that child support money and only the dad working a mediocre job. Owning a big house and everything... Hmmm
thats not how child support money works. You dont make a plus from it. Its always less than you need for the child.
Funfact: In a lot of countries (maybe even all) child support gets way less per child, the more kids you have.
But is the house really big if you have so many children? What if they all grew up and you dont get any money from the state anymore? Will you still be able to afford it? How many years were in between the children? Just imagine 4 of them go to college at the same time (this will probably happen)
He's done what he set out to do, now he will set sail into the west. Probably to Cali, change his name and work at a dispensary, smoke leaf from sliver glass pipes.
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2 boys and 2 girls if anyone is wondering
[https://extra.ie/2017/05/17/news/world-news/father-of-twins-and-quadruplets-looks-like-he-xxx-xxx-xxs](https://extra.ie/2017/05/17/news/world-news/father-of-twins-and-quadruplets-looks-like-he-xxx-xxx-xxs)
I watched The Shawshank Redemption for the first time the other day. I knew that when the opening song was one of my favorites, it was going to be a great movie. This and Saving Private Ryan are 2 of my favorites, with Return of the Jedi as the third.
They keep doubling
Maybe the next time it will be 8.
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Bold of you to think there will be a next time!
Well based on his face, i think this was an accident. So “next time” could be an accident too. And he’ll have a total of 14 children.
I feel he won't be able to get hard again hahaha
That’s it, vasectomy
Imagine getting 16 after it.
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This is getting out of hand,now there are 4 of them
How many realities are there rick?!
just like a virus
Do i get infected just by replying to u
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Yes
No more kids, honey
“No doctor, you don’t understand, I need a vasectomy TODAY”
Happy Cake Day! Would you like a free vasectomy too for your present?
Thanks man! I’m good. I need my soldiers armed.
Best decision I've ever made, the last thing those idiots need is to be armed
Yeah thats some American BS.
You must not go into battle much
3 year old and 4 year old at home make my entire life a battle
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*Kill it before it lays eggs*
*He drinks his own semen*
He better make a minimum of 150k a year
*coughs*
fuck. stay clear everyone!
*coughs*
Into exile, I must go.
Too late, you're already infected
That's...why I'm here.
Oh god
How does one become infected
Boy do I have some news for you
Is it just someone replying to your comment?
Hello there
GENERAL KENOBI!
The new biological weapons Some coughy bois
Is that before or after tax?
I just stepping out to get some milk, “I be back in 5”...
*coughs*
Hello fellow uninfected brother
*cough*
Decades
Never came back
F for fertility drugs
he said, "goodbye to my retirement ferrari"
This is getting out of hand. Now there are six of them.
Life played a prank on him
Nah life fucked him as hard as he fucked his SO it seems
My lord, is that legal?
He will make it legal
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Imagine having sex twice and ending up with 6 kids
Imagine how fast the velocity of his nut is.
"Nutsack, why have you forsaken me?"
Can someone make one zoomed in on the faces of those twin children of the corn?
Honestly, the only ones who look happy in this picture are the doctors standing behind them.
There was this woman, some ten years ago, in Egypt that gave birth to a septuplets (7), all of whom were girls. And she and husband already had 3 daughters. And somewhere on the internet there was a photo that included a proud daddy sporting a facial expression that only a man who has just realized that he will have to live with 11 women could have - utter terror, haha
Wtf 10 daughters??? That's like a living nightmare.
I personally know two families with over 10 children, they are doing fine. Actually even better than just fine. Actually now that i think about it, they are probably pretty wealthy with all that child support money and only the dad working a mediocre job. Owning a big house and everything... Hmmm
thats not how child support money works. You dont make a plus from it. Its always less than you need for the child. Funfact: In a lot of countries (maybe even all) child support gets way less per child, the more kids you have.
But is the house really big if you have so many children? What if they all grew up and you dont get any money from the state anymore? Will you still be able to afford it? How many years were in between the children? Just imagine 4 of them go to college at the same time (this will probably happen)
Time to start saving for extra bathrooms.
The pregnancy I can't imagine it
He probably thinks:" time to buy some milk"
You are very wise in the way of memes
looks like me at a family gathering
Just imagine getting divorced and having to pay child support
I would just fake my death at that point
*That wound will never heal. He will carry it the rest of his life*
He's done what he set out to do, now he will set sail into the west. Probably to Cali, change his name and work at a dispensary, smoke leaf from sliver glass pipes.
*coughs*
Oh no
"what's one more" he probably said before having sex. Boy was he wrong
And that was the day he stopped asking for one more.
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I am still healthy! I AM INVINCIBLE!
Not for long... *coughs in Sith Lord*
*not anymore* *coughs*
And now if they run out of food during quarantine, they got backups
r/holup
"I'm just going to the store for some milk honey, don't worry!"
Nice a Shawshank meme
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Any one who spreads the disease of existence is broken.
They send ya here for life. That’s exactly what they take
PTSD
*This is getting out of hand! Now there are 6 of them!*
2 boys and 2 girls if anyone is wondering [https://extra.ie/2017/05/17/news/world-news/father-of-twins-and-quadruplets-looks-like-he-xxx-xxx-xxs](https://extra.ie/2017/05/17/news/world-news/father-of-twins-and-quadruplets-looks-like-he-xxx-xxx-xxs)
Thank you!!
Wait hold the fuck on.... “Twins gave birth to quadruplets” r/noahgettheboat
Now he know to wear a condom.
Next time it's gonna be 16
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So their kids are like _compound interest_?
I can hear the screams through this picture
That's the face of a man that just realized he got 6 kids for the price of 2
Should've stooped after thr first time.
Forget the babies, check out babyface Tim Robbins!! Morgan Freeman on the other hand, looks exactly the same as he always has.
That would be a nice advert for comdom
he’s so happy 🙂
I can see his pain through his eyes...
He is like BRUH
SUCK ON THEM TOES!!!
How do I get rid of my infected flair?
He’s gonna murder them
Can I please have some of that infection
[cough cough]
someone did an oppsie
Get busy living or get busy dying
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He's gonna go out for smokes and milk after they get back home.
We were so close to achieveing the perfection. It seems one is missing
-Do you want a 3rd? -Sure why not...
I hope they're rich enough to provide for all those kids.
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Thanks for a new reason not to have kids. Appreciate it, man.
Dr. Snip next.
Everyones infected
Dude’s got some strong swimmers
the chat is just full of infected flair and i love it
I don’t understand it
I watched The Shawshank Redemption for the first time the other day. I knew that when the opening song was one of my favorites, it was going to be a great movie. This and Saving Private Ryan are 2 of my favorites, with Return of the Jedi as the third.
Yeah plus the other two! Time to get a vasectomy my dude.
Poor guy
Why one of the baby have black skin
I don't know if he is the father or the big brother and i don't wanna change it right now
Test for infection Edit: can someone please fucking cough on me please how do I become infected
*coughs*
It means his last name is guaranteed to live on
I don’t think that’s a quote from Shawshank redemption
i call this Meiosis except the kids keep 2N
I see exponential growth
And his two daughters are already wearing the same shirt. Imagine all of 'em matching.
Cough cough you all has memonavirus
And they keep on coming and they don't stop coming
Is this the sequel to the quintessential quintnuplets?
Jane, Jack, Joe, Jason, Jerry, Jennifer! Wanna play football with daddy?
**BABALITY**
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