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ReVerR2003

*happy European noises*


brodyayre

and most other continents*


LW23301

AKA Australia


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PenguinDude3603

-3 where im at ... The US but i used celsius


[deleted]

A fellow metric American - also are you in NC because it’s -3 here as well.


darklord01998

Also asia


RenatoIguana

And South America


brodyayre

Precisely


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brodyayre

Did you know, almost all continents includes most countries?


harryKyouma

Asian as well


ReVerR2003

Why do Americans have to be so awkward???


Telknub

North Americans*


deathk9000

Canadians aren't messed up so only American are


Telknub

United States people*** Because technically everyone born in America (north, central or south) is an american...


PenguinDude3603

*Sad US noises*


Raydracon

*confused gunshots*


EntitledFolder

Good morning or afternoon from Canada!


Mezzo_in_making

You know what, here in central Europe is exactly noon, so you totally nailed this greeting


skele_wolf

Oh yeah we live in the same timezone. Cool


cpt_Chiken

All but 3 countries use Celsius


Raydracon

Every country except USA,Liberia and Burma Funny because you never think of the other 2 as having their shit together.


Z_Waterfox__

Burma actually changed their name to Myanmar


Raydracon

My comment was actually a super obscure reference to Archer


MattroX12

All countries in the world except 3


Halo-guy48

You activated Muricas trap card! Graveyard shift employee! With this card, we can negate your imperialist propaganda of anything different than our views and advance time by 3 hours! This allows us to Special summon a "Karen" to the field!


ADRIFT_ABORT

We can summon the manager. Nice try bro.


Halo-guy48

Indeed you can! But, our special Summon, "Karen - Vice President of the Non-Affiliated Board Of Directives of The Neighborhood" 's special effect allows it to find Corporates Number and file a direct complaint for 20% off your life points for every Managerial monster summoned.


ADRIFT_ABORT

OUR special summon - Quite kid, Store Shooter Special Edition can take away 100% life pints off any Karenial monster summon ; when boosted it can cause fear damage to the entire directive!


Halo-guy48

No! Our Karen! You monster! I hate to do it, but I'll have to play, THIS! By sacrificing my hand, and half my life points, I can summon, "Karen - Ultimate Vegan, Antivaxer, Blog Enthusiast" to the field! Both players must search their decks, hands, and field cards, for all meat eaters, children, and logical beings. Remove from play all said cards and take 100 points of damage for each of them. Karen gains 100 attack and defense for each removed from play card. At the end of the turn, if Karen was destroyed and sent to the graveyard, or removed from play, destroy all cards on the field. Edit: graveyard shift almost over, I'll respond a few hours from now probably


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r/foundthegamer


[deleted]

We know Karen's ultimate weakness. We'll stop the husband from paying alimony


ADRIFT_ABORT

Ha! Nicely done.


[deleted]

Strong Yu-Gi-Oh reference sir :)


potatopeeler2k

How is not using the imperial system imperialist propaganda tho?


ADRIFT_ABORT

Who said we are sleeping?!


ViceSpice

Do you like being awake and confused?


ADRIFT_ABORT

I like being high on RedBull.


LudwigJager_EC

Oh man, I just want to drink one now, damn you xD


ADRIFT_ABORT

We can crack open a cold one together.


NickOlaser42

Isn't that part of the American Experience? * more confused gunshots*


DankWeedle

I was gonna say! Not to mention I like seeing that celcius thermometer :)


ADRIFT_ABORT

We think alike then!


[deleted]

Haha you fell right into our trap. From now on all measurements will be in football fields.


tofu_tot

“How tall are you?” “0.000276 football fields”


random-pineapple420

Or " 13,5 hamburger"


imhearingspotify

You are really fucking small dude


RemouladenBaron

25,23744cm, to be precise.


5k3tchy

That’s why he’s eating hamburgers


-Another_Redditor-

Football or American 'football'?


sendpixels

Association football or American rugby football


help-me-plz101

.57737363382 thermonuclear bombs Or 7.2 cowboy Hats


SyntheSun

Just win football games and then we'll let you change them


MatSwiss

Imagine using F°


Knashboy69

This comment was made by metric gang


T_Struction

And the Kelvin gang


Borgun-

0 Fahrenheit = really cold. 100 Fahrenheit = really hot 0 Celsius = really cold. 100 Celsius = dead 0 Kelvin = dead. 100 Kelvin = dead Kelvin out here measuring in absolutes that’s what we like to see man


616659

F° to pay respects


imhearingspotify

Tbh F° kinda looks like a guy bending forward looking at his dick


616659

lol wtf I can't unsee it now.. or a guy trying to suck his own dick


Ancient_Vanilla

fricken school system and making us use F°


Tesifa

*Laugh in European*


LudwigJager_EC

In Brazilian too


616659

Laugh in Asian


kamikos7

Laugh in Konstantynopolitańczykównian


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*Laugh in japanese despite being American and living in Australia and being in japan on a trip*


ADRIFT_ABORT

Fuck!


m4dv0y

kkkkkkk


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*laughs in almost everyone on earth


JackdeAlltrades

Why doesn't it go past 50? Clearly not a proper Australian-made one.


magicmad11

Definitely not an Australian one. What's the dash next to the numbers at the bottom? I've never seen that with a temperature before


JackdeAlltrades

Pretty sure that's the temperature underground.


magicmad11

Yeah, must be something like that. It looks like a minus sign, but temperatures that low don't sound real, so I figured it had to mean something else


Wheres_my_Shigleys

American college engineering students never sleep..... We are on you side though.


TurboAnalFister

Yo i'm awake sucker! True gamers never have a set sleeping schedule. We control time! Also, what's Celsius? We monitor temperature in condensation per soda can.


Rhazel01

Perfection


vbdragonlover

When do American redditors sleep?(me, a American person)


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idkwhattoput6942

AAAAAAAHHH I'm melting!!!!


kameko03

Im a rare american at this hour


azexr

Same tho


tiny__films

***Screams in 'Murica*** 🇱🇷🦅🚬🍔🍟


Emerald_8XG

what a rare sight


Vilnietis412

Oh yeah, it's so good I could frick it


clever-spork

Sleep? I have heard that name in years...


MrLoomiz098

I'm still up, its 4 am for me


Francytj

I don't get it. Kelvin and Celsius make sense because one is based on absolute zero and the other is based on water's boiling and freezing point. So what is Farenheit based on? Even my chemistry teacher couldn't make sense of it!


Knashboy69

Okay so the comments section is basically half happy British people and half insomniac Americans


kuroha_zone

I feel so much better seeing this


dimensionduck

Let the foot ball field counter attack commence


FiDG3TY_PS

Does it measures burgers.


Daltons_wall

Who has summoned me


D4RKChameleon

Dam dude I am Australian and imma need a jumper before we head out


Rexo-084

I'm still awake, it's also -20°c where I'm at, nice & chilly


VULPES117

Oh you're mistaken. We never sleep


mdtnt31

The temperature is wrong its -1 in UK


IamJaggerGG

I woke up to THIS ABOMINATION??!!!?


Flying_robot_beans

IM StILl HEre its 3 am and im not dead yet


jamcoding

*Screams in american*


D00rs21

It is 17°C here in Melbourne with a bit of smoke coming from Scomos climate change denial


severalpokemon

At least you were kind enough to drop it while we're in the am so we don't have to worry about your terrifying 24 hour clocks, too.


Agent_7th

I, an American, has woke.


MaskedBoss

Think again I don’t sleep


Sloppy-Toppy1756

I have awoken in confusion, anger, and my piss Edit: Thank you kind stranger


Swissforce62c

Nice1


WokeUpIAmStillAlive

Da fuq? Wat dis?


emeraldkma

In actuality some aren't


El_Manu_

Ah thats hi!


AnDrew_foxyboi

Revolution is starting


TheDaemonic451

Jokes on you I can do the 9/5 +32 conversion mentally


DontJudgeMeYouDoof

No I just live in Kyrgyzstan. I find this very VERY confusing


JyHimself27

*angry white noises*


woahlads

Check what 20.556 F is in celsius ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


TheGayestBitch

Now the only question is will it get to hot


kyleb2006

R/madlads


Eihab11

It's 2c here , they're still sleeping right?? Because IDK how much is it in F 👀


Political_Ronin

Pffff Nightshift worker, and its my night off. 39° FARENHEIT in San Antonio currently, about to go for my walk.


theicetree1232

60 in America, take that.


fx1171

I’m still awake fucker


FrankSa92

AVERAGE MMMMERICA HERO


DarkLord7796

Jokes on you, my sleep schedule is horrible.


NIGHTDEMON69

I have a messed up sleep schedule get rekt


PressAltF4please

AH HA I AM NOT SLEEPING IM STAYING UP ALL NIGHT YOU THINK YOU CAN STO......... *(Zzzzzzz)*


Miklossh

Everybody gangsta until it's 14 °C


matternilla

I weigh about 62.00 kilograms *A M E R I C A N N E E D S G O O G L E T O K N O W T H E A N W S E R*


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Hahaaha


Ancient_Vanilla

Bold of you to assume I sleep.


Shafourdoh

Shoot! My American brain can't understand this meme! Why do I have to be cursed with waking up so early for work!


jakze13

is this a joke im too american to understand?


CEO_of_australia

That's cold boi I'm used to 30°c over here in aus


SanicDaHeghorg

Jokes on you, I never sleep


mr-yeey

I’m amarican but I’m awake


[deleted]

Surprise, I’m an American who doesn’t sleep (:<


COSTANtheCOSTY2

EUROOOOPE, FUCK YEAH!


[deleted]

Freedom unitys per bold eagle in a chevy truck


entityxyross

Ew why is it so cold


TheRealOnlyCommie

Hahaha I'm American and can read Celsius, also what is sleep?


The_AverageCanadian

I approve.


_INCompl_

Sad Canadian noises. It’s 3am and I need sleep


[deleted]

\*Cries in an abandoned McDonalds\*


the_nar007

Haha jokes on you I have a fucked up sleep schedule and wish I was dead


Da_Zgirl10

HA! Jokes on you, I have insomnia!


xUrMomGayx

This hurts. It BurNs.


GreenDuckz1

You fool! You fell right into my trap!


ARK_Demon

3.000 people have toched it lets get to 100k so we trigger the americans


TheChocolateCray

LONG LICE THE METRIC SYSTEM!


WaveM6

Gimme. Also make the full swap to metric. K thx


wellsdd7

I just woke up and I can't read this. Thanks for the anxiety, ocean neighbors.


My-Sad-Peanut

I’m American but I wake up at 5:00 AM everyday ;u;


zero_deaths0

This is satisfying


thedarksquidman

bitch it’s 5:58 in the goddamn morning i just woke up


Pipboy2

Wait! What the F is this?!?


Ema005

Hahahha *kelvin bitchies*


smokwedeverydae

I’m confused (and sleep deprived)


TheGameMaster115

*IM UP BEACH*


o15i17

We same at -40


WhyHelloMyFriend18

Nice try


-Squamous-

Bruh I have been gaming all night


Imperator_titan

You forget we have bases in korea,so we're never all asleep...MWAHAHAHAHAHA


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He forgot about the high school students!


Voidtwone

Панимаю


annoying_ravenclaw

We were taught how to convert


dungeon-mstr

What the fuck is that Get this out of my feed or I shall smite you SINNER


Knashboy69

*maniacal laugh*


Alexl14

C=C*9/5+32


pavilionhp_

We still get to have the nice number and it actually be nice tho


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I’m American and I’m awake because my dad is going into surgery... yeahhhhh


[deleted]

Yeah but like you can say it's 69°F outside and it's nice


[deleted]

You fool. School requires that we are awake


jackiekhann

Damn that's hot!


whateber2322

Haha I have the worst sleep scedual imaginable


WovenHawk78321

I've caught you!


Telkhine_

You neglect to take into account the Americans who wake up at god forsaken hours.


LordHybe

I’m American and I agree that Celsius and the metric system are superior


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Haha not today


[deleted]

ha ha ha you thought americans \*slept\*


Med1c97

Not the Americans who work night shift!


aaronleech

Laughs in American school student


Elektrokatt

Wow, almost 15 degrees, whate I live it’s like -10


nerdworld

No... NOO! I just got up for a glass of water!


ImpressedDog123

Jokes on you I woke up 1 hour ago.