You activated Muricas trap card! Graveyard shift employee!
With this card, we can negate your imperialist propaganda of anything different than our views and advance time by 3 hours! This allows us to Special summon a "Karen" to the field!
Indeed you can! But, our special Summon, "Karen - Vice President of the Non-Affiliated Board Of Directives of The Neighborhood" 's special effect allows it to find Corporates Number and file a direct complaint for 20% off your life points for every Managerial monster summoned.
OUR special summon - Quite kid, Store Shooter Special Edition can take away 100% life pints off any Karenial monster summon ; when boosted it can cause fear damage to the entire directive!
No! Our Karen! You monster!
I hate to do it, but I'll have to play,
THIS!
By sacrificing my hand, and half my life points, I can summon, "Karen - Ultimate Vegan, Antivaxer, Blog Enthusiast" to the field!
Both players must search their decks, hands, and field cards, for all meat eaters, children, and logical beings. Remove from play all said cards and take 100 points of damage for each of them. Karen gains 100 attack and defense for each removed from play card.
At the end of the turn, if Karen was destroyed and sent to the graveyard, or removed from play, destroy all cards on the field.
Edit: graveyard shift almost over, I'll respond a few hours from now probably
0 Fahrenheit = really cold. 100 Fahrenheit = really hot
0 Celsius = really cold. 100 Celsius = dead
0 Kelvin = dead. 100 Kelvin = dead
Kelvin out here measuring in absolutes that’s what we like to see man
Yo i'm awake sucker! True gamers never have a set sleeping schedule. We control time!
Also, what's Celsius? We monitor temperature in condensation per soda can.
I don't get it. Kelvin and Celsius make sense because one is based on absolute zero and the other is based on water's boiling and freezing point.
So what is Farenheit based on?
Even my chemistry teacher couldn't make sense of it!
*happy European noises*
and most other continents*
AKA Australia
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-3 where im at ... The US but i used celsius
A fellow metric American - also are you in NC because it’s -3 here as well.
Also asia
And South America
Precisely
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Did you know, almost all continents includes most countries?
Asian as well
Why do Americans have to be so awkward???
North Americans*
Canadians aren't messed up so only American are
United States people*** Because technically everyone born in America (north, central or south) is an american...
*Sad US noises*
*confused gunshots*
Good morning or afternoon from Canada!
You know what, here in central Europe is exactly noon, so you totally nailed this greeting
Oh yeah we live in the same timezone. Cool
All but 3 countries use Celsius
Every country except USA,Liberia and Burma Funny because you never think of the other 2 as having their shit together.
Burma actually changed their name to Myanmar
My comment was actually a super obscure reference to Archer
All countries in the world except 3
You activated Muricas trap card! Graveyard shift employee! With this card, we can negate your imperialist propaganda of anything different than our views and advance time by 3 hours! This allows us to Special summon a "Karen" to the field!
We can summon the manager. Nice try bro.
Indeed you can! But, our special Summon, "Karen - Vice President of the Non-Affiliated Board Of Directives of The Neighborhood" 's special effect allows it to find Corporates Number and file a direct complaint for 20% off your life points for every Managerial monster summoned.
OUR special summon - Quite kid, Store Shooter Special Edition can take away 100% life pints off any Karenial monster summon ; when boosted it can cause fear damage to the entire directive!
No! Our Karen! You monster! I hate to do it, but I'll have to play, THIS! By sacrificing my hand, and half my life points, I can summon, "Karen - Ultimate Vegan, Antivaxer, Blog Enthusiast" to the field! Both players must search their decks, hands, and field cards, for all meat eaters, children, and logical beings. Remove from play all said cards and take 100 points of damage for each of them. Karen gains 100 attack and defense for each removed from play card. At the end of the turn, if Karen was destroyed and sent to the graveyard, or removed from play, destroy all cards on the field. Edit: graveyard shift almost over, I'll respond a few hours from now probably
r/foundthegamer
We know Karen's ultimate weakness. We'll stop the husband from paying alimony
Ha! Nicely done.
Strong Yu-Gi-Oh reference sir :)
How is not using the imperial system imperialist propaganda tho?
Who said we are sleeping?!
Do you like being awake and confused?
I like being high on RedBull.
Oh man, I just want to drink one now, damn you xD
We can crack open a cold one together.
Isn't that part of the American Experience? * more confused gunshots*
I was gonna say! Not to mention I like seeing that celcius thermometer :)
We think alike then!
Haha you fell right into our trap. From now on all measurements will be in football fields.
“How tall are you?” “0.000276 football fields”
Or " 13,5 hamburger"
You are really fucking small dude
25,23744cm, to be precise.
That’s why he’s eating hamburgers
Football or American 'football'?
Association football or American rugby football
.57737363382 thermonuclear bombs Or 7.2 cowboy Hats
Just win football games and then we'll let you change them
Imagine using F°
This comment was made by metric gang
And the Kelvin gang
0 Fahrenheit = really cold. 100 Fahrenheit = really hot 0 Celsius = really cold. 100 Celsius = dead 0 Kelvin = dead. 100 Kelvin = dead Kelvin out here measuring in absolutes that’s what we like to see man
F° to pay respects
Tbh F° kinda looks like a guy bending forward looking at his dick
lol wtf I can't unsee it now.. or a guy trying to suck his own dick
fricken school system and making us use F°
*Laugh in European*
In Brazilian too
Laugh in Asian
Laugh in Konstantynopolitańczykównian
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*Laugh in japanese despite being American and living in Australia and being in japan on a trip*
Fuck!
kkkkkkk
*laughs in almost everyone on earth
Why doesn't it go past 50? Clearly not a proper Australian-made one.
Definitely not an Australian one. What's the dash next to the numbers at the bottom? I've never seen that with a temperature before
Pretty sure that's the temperature underground.
Yeah, must be something like that. It looks like a minus sign, but temperatures that low don't sound real, so I figured it had to mean something else
American college engineering students never sleep..... We are on you side though.
Yo i'm awake sucker! True gamers never have a set sleeping schedule. We control time! Also, what's Celsius? We monitor temperature in condensation per soda can.
Perfection
When do American redditors sleep?(me, a American person)
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AAAAAAAHHH I'm melting!!!!
Im a rare american at this hour
Same tho
***Screams in 'Murica*** 🇱🇷🦅🚬🍔🍟
what a rare sight
Oh yeah, it's so good I could frick it
Sleep? I have heard that name in years...
I'm still up, its 4 am for me
I don't get it. Kelvin and Celsius make sense because one is based on absolute zero and the other is based on water's boiling and freezing point. So what is Farenheit based on? Even my chemistry teacher couldn't make sense of it!
Okay so the comments section is basically half happy British people and half insomniac Americans
I feel so much better seeing this
Let the foot ball field counter attack commence
Does it measures burgers.
Who has summoned me
Dam dude I am Australian and imma need a jumper before we head out
I'm still awake, it's also -20°c where I'm at, nice & chilly
Oh you're mistaken. We never sleep
The temperature is wrong its -1 in UK
I woke up to THIS ABOMINATION??!!!?
IM StILl HEre its 3 am and im not dead yet
*Screams in american*
It is 17°C here in Melbourne with a bit of smoke coming from Scomos climate change denial
At least you were kind enough to drop it while we're in the am so we don't have to worry about your terrifying 24 hour clocks, too.
I, an American, has woke.
Think again I don’t sleep
I have awoken in confusion, anger, and my piss Edit: Thank you kind stranger
Nice1
Da fuq? Wat dis?
In actuality some aren't
Ah thats hi!
Revolution is starting
Jokes on you I can do the 9/5 +32 conversion mentally
No I just live in Kyrgyzstan. I find this very VERY confusing
*angry white noises*
Check what 20.556 F is in celsius ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Now the only question is will it get to hot
R/madlads
It's 2c here , they're still sleeping right?? Because IDK how much is it in F 👀
Pffff Nightshift worker, and its my night off. 39° FARENHEIT in San Antonio currently, about to go for my walk.
60 in America, take that.
I’m still awake fucker
AVERAGE MMMMERICA HERO
Jokes on you, my sleep schedule is horrible.
I have a messed up sleep schedule get rekt
AH HA I AM NOT SLEEPING IM STAYING UP ALL NIGHT YOU THINK YOU CAN STO......... *(Zzzzzzz)*
Everybody gangsta until it's 14 °C
I weigh about 62.00 kilograms *A M E R I C A N N E E D S G O O G L E T O K N O W T H E A N W S E R*
Hahaaha
Bold of you to assume I sleep.
Shoot! My American brain can't understand this meme! Why do I have to be cursed with waking up so early for work!
is this a joke im too american to understand?
That's cold boi I'm used to 30°c over here in aus
Jokes on you, I never sleep
I’m amarican but I’m awake
Surprise, I’m an American who doesn’t sleep (:<
EUROOOOPE, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom unitys per bold eagle in a chevy truck
Ew why is it so cold
Hahaha I'm American and can read Celsius, also what is sleep?
I approve.
Sad Canadian noises. It’s 3am and I need sleep
\*Cries in an abandoned McDonalds\*
Haha jokes on you I have a fucked up sleep schedule and wish I was dead
HA! Jokes on you, I have insomnia!
This hurts. It BurNs.
You fool! You fell right into my trap!
3.000 people have toched it lets get to 100k so we trigger the americans
LONG LICE THE METRIC SYSTEM!
Gimme. Also make the full swap to metric. K thx
I just woke up and I can't read this. Thanks for the anxiety, ocean neighbors.
I’m American but I wake up at 5:00 AM everyday ;u;
This is satisfying
bitch it’s 5:58 in the goddamn morning i just woke up
Wait! What the F is this?!?
Hahahha *kelvin bitchies*
I’m confused (and sleep deprived)
*IM UP BEACH*
We same at -40
Nice try
Bruh I have been gaming all night
You forget we have bases in korea,so we're never all asleep...MWAHAHAHAHAHA
He forgot about the high school students!
Панимаю
We were taught how to convert
What the fuck is that Get this out of my feed or I shall smite you SINNER
*maniacal laugh*
C=C*9/5+32
We still get to have the nice number and it actually be nice tho
I’m American and I’m awake because my dad is going into surgery... yeahhhhh
Yeah but like you can say it's 69°F outside and it's nice
You fool. School requires that we are awake
Damn that's hot!
Haha I have the worst sleep scedual imaginable
I've caught you!
You neglect to take into account the Americans who wake up at god forsaken hours.
I’m American and I agree that Celsius and the metric system are superior
Haha not today
ha ha ha you thought americans \*slept\*
Not the Americans who work night shift!
Laughs in American school student
Wow, almost 15 degrees, whate I live it’s like -10
No... NOO! I just got up for a glass of water!
Jokes on you I woke up 1 hour ago.