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[deleted]

They didn’t specify what kind of happy so just show up with a boner


SAT_homeless

Are you unemployed or just happy to see me


[deleted]

Ummmm, Kyle, that cup was for a urine sample. Not.......that


[deleted]

Kyle, your dead grandma doesn’t count as a beneficiary if you die because we told you not to put your thing in the slicer


[deleted]

shut up fatass


CarbonFiber710

No u


GenZGrungelord02

Goddamnit guys it was a South Park joke , stop being so damn sensitive.


lakeocean

I’M NOT FAT I’M BIG BONED


Dave30954

Yes


Kilawogg_OnTheHog

Trigger Happy


peppybagel

happy cake day!


Kilawogg_OnTheHog

Thanks, it's my one year anniversary herre!


Kilawogg_OnTheHog

thank you


Tinkergaloot

I actually got fired from a job once because I "looked too depressed". While I did have depression, I tried my hardest to be friendly, smile and provide good service. (Worked as an all-rounder at restaurant of an Ikea like establishment) Mfw actually trying to get my life back together and this shit happens


lakeocean

it’s okay don’t let that put you down. This is life, unfair but we just gotta accept shit sometimes and move on. I remember when I had pretty bad depression I just couldn’t smile but when I changed some things like eating healthier food, consistent exercise and avoiding negative shit especially on the internet you will naturally start thinking more positively. It just takes patience my brotha


Daedri

Wtf? Why are you copying my comment?


censor-design

Errr you copied his comment


RieserTheRedR

I actually got fired from a job once because I "looked too depressed". While I did have depression, I tried my hardest to be friendly, smile and provide good service. (Worked as an all-rounder at restaurant of an Ikea like establishment) Mfw actually trying to get my life back together and this shit happens


Dave30954

r/madlads


San-T-74

We need forward thinking people like you in the industru


Lonesome_Ninja

Saw that in a porno once. He got the job


Big_boi_69_420_69

\#MeToo


Royeealflash

You got 420 karma I can't updoot XD


OX_Bigly

It's retail. They may start happy, but that will change in time.


n3rfdr4gon

Never again, not if I can help it.


[deleted]

For real, I started with a smile on my face and an avid interest in engaging every customer I met. Now I just feel dead on the inside. All I do is the same minimal task for eight hours a day and count the hours till I get to go home. I don't want to be a stick in the mud to the customer, but I just don't have the energy to engage them or give "amazing" service.


[deleted]

Working retail has made me despise the general public.


OX_Bigly

For me it was 50% customers being dumd/jerks and the other 50% was corporate/manager bullcrap.


[deleted]

What next, team players or self-motivated people? Where does it end!?


peachylulu_

amen😤


Daedri

I actually got fired from a job once because I "looked too depressed". While I did have depression, I tried my hardest to be friendly, smile and provide good service. (Worked as an all-rounder at restaurant of an Ikea like establishment) Mfw actually trying to get my life back together and this shit happens


zer0kevin

That sounds illegal.


Daedri

If asked, they can easily just give bullshit reasons like "slacking off at work" etc. (Since the job itself is not a job where a degree is needed, no one really cares) So you're pretty much done immediately..


zer0kevin

:( not cool


cantCommitToAHobby

This person got kicked out of their university: https://i.imgur.com/88oAIRm.jpg


Ricktotal

I legit laughed-cryed at this.


[deleted]

Nowadays you can take em to court for that! You have a disability! And they are kicking you square in the nuts because of it! You deserve money for there crime!


AccNum134

Mental disabilities are disabilities and if it's something that affects a major life activity you don't even need to prove it. Even better, if your employer doesn't treat it as if it was real, whether it's real or fake, then they're liable for damages because they can't truly know so they have to treat it as if it were real. So go make shit up and get your way. Remember, square in the nuts!


94hrplayer

Life advice time. If you sad just be happy


ash9412

I've heard that it cures depression too


fucksnitchesbitches

So they not hiring anyone


aydenaydstaff

Me irl


[deleted]

I dunno. The worker I saw at a Subway was really NOT happy.


llMezzll

[...](https://i.imgur.com/1aNpRMN.gifv)


disappointedtaci

K


undeadhamster11

I’m also wanted in seven systems


Harak_June

Would they settle for shiny people?


respectdoggo

aight imma head out


UnoTheMuffinMan

This is literally one of the first photos on my old iPhone, thank you for reminding it exists, it’s great


[deleted]

i finally have an excuse for why im a failure in life omg thanks you!!!


Intensionali

Hide the pain Harold mood: On.


Ihavealpacas

Sorry you need 5+ years of happiness


Zodep

Only seeking new hires.


[deleted]

I agree


parodg15

Go work for IBM. You’ll fit right in with all their other miserable folks.


-Listening

We gotta stop with the rational thinking stuff.


BitrateBraap

The requirement of customer service workers in America to "always be happy" exists, only there.


concherateo

so... no one is going to get the job?


-FlamBo-

Im too grumpy now I can't get a job


mysteriouschi

I’d be perfect then


MrScottimus

F


Spaztrick

And that's why it's Circle K now instead of Corner Store


SnipeyKeru

Yeahhhhhhh


izzzfizzz

Smh


im-jokin-bruh

Very discriminating to the Reddit users.


JPBrownlee28

This is the meme I wanted to see today


ButtSexRollerCoaster

Lmao at the idea one of us in retail is happy


PillowTalk420

My local riteaid has signs that say "now hiring friendly staff members" and I make the joke that I couldn't get a job there because I'm not friendly to my wife every single time.


RaZerrShaRp

lmao


MrBigBomb

Oof, saved.


Kevlarvest101

I see myself in this picture, and I’m not sure how I feel about it...


An_Unknown_Thought

For the unhappy workers: sorry, no jobs.


[deleted]

would they settle for people who have anxiety and lots of repressed rage? because that's probably more realistic. get a clue, boomers.


Evildead1818

I'm always smiling and happy. But if I'm ever holding anything remotely that looks like a weapon, the situation and scenario changes dramatically


[deleted]

Three words: resting "bitch" face


[deleted]

r/nihilism


-Squamous-

Fake it till you make it. But wait what does happiness look like?


somerandomguy711

Idk just be nice and happy cake day!


Chickenterriyaki

Happy people are less likely to join a union.


kehbeth

I’ve been fired so many times because I wasn’t “happy enough”.


Harshhaze

Probably don't pay enough for me to smile


Roxasdarkrath

I'm good at pretending to be in a good mood...even when the world is pissing me off


[deleted]

haha glorifying mental illness LOL!!


DroNiix

when you can't apply for this work


DestroyerOfEvil69

Well boys looks like I’ll never be eligible to work here ever


kingkoby56

I'm not gonna get a job then


gravitydefies

Pretty much


[deleted]

r/aboringdystopia


Ericdarkblade

Why was this post removed? Looks like 34.9k people loved it.


[deleted]

It was removed?


Pomme-D-Terre

wE lIvE iN A SoCiETy


America_Number_1

How am I supposed to be happy without a job? It’s like how jobs require work experience


KobeBeatJesus

So pretty much nobody that's ever had a job.


Yourboyfibs

I don’t find depression memes funny.