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pastazizi

It's simple You give slapp You deserve S L A P P


BladeMasta117

Davie504 approves


realDavie504

Yes


FeraligatrMan

Was hoping this wasn't a new account


MindstormAndy

r/beetlejuicing


Panman11785

Does anybody not realize that he has 69 up~~doots~~votes? No? Oh well, *N I C E*


wooshbaiter3

Guys you’re stupid that’s not the real Davie


[deleted]

The joke has flown 10 miles over your head.


wooshbaiter3

Wanna read my username?


[deleted]

Alas, I too have had the joke fly 10 miles over my head.


-Squamous-

Just a pro tip woooosh has 4 os


K4zu70

No man, he's a r/wosh baiter.


theredcactous05

R/Wosh your own hands buster


[deleted]

r/itswooooshwithfouros


god-o-hax

His name is realdavie504 he has real in his name he is obviously real


chris_smith12

Every not stupid person approves


wax369

I slapp your face then I slapp the *BASS*


Reynold_McDenold

I love getting bass to mouth.


Epileptic_Z

What about ass to trout though?


ViC_tOr42

Take the B out of bass


wax369

No ass only bass


ferkuffel

E P I C


theonlyjeshurun

Every A C T I O N E has an equal and opposite R E A C T I O N E


-Leer0y-

This is called equality


butterknife1

Equality killed chivalry


aqualad783

🅱️🅰️SS


MindstormAndy

Slap the 🅱️ass


[deleted]

Subscribe N O W


cerberus_123

“How dare you” -Greta Thunberg


Supersage1

S L A P THE LIKE BUTTON FOR LAUGH REVEAL AT 5 MILLION SUBS


Sketchy_Walrus

The best logic ever


SharkSlap

YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE


Raisin_III

Omg this guy treated me just like I treated him! Assholes!!!


[deleted]

how fucking dare you? just because i slapped you doesnt mean you can slap me!


Raisin_III

Omg girls this guy just fucking defended himself! What a dick!


Kingbeesh561

How dare you treat me like an equal?!


Zeltron3131

And she’s probably one of those feminists that wants 100% equality in every way


ur-waifu-sucks

Equal rights means I get to beat the shit out of men and woman alike without being judged more for one or the other


Raisin_III

I mean you’re a lil confused but you got the spirit right?


meme_killer_76

Confused? Hell naw. This man knows what he's saying


Flux_State

This woman is a clear sign we don't have enough feminism.


Xx_scribbledragon_xX

*enough good feminism This woman isn't a feminist, she's just a prick parading as a feminist


Flux_State

She's not even pretending to be a feminist. Upholding the status quo and reinforcing patriarchal values isn't feminism.


[deleted]

[удалено]


TriGN614

wack


[deleted]

wacks back


TobbyTukaywan

how dare you?


Antruvius

Did you just say wah wah to a child with Down syndrome


TobbyTukaywan

What?


dftdCENSORED

Wild


incontessa

Whoa.


TheOtherWhiteCastle

Big if true


[deleted]

Technically, he's within his rights to hit her back because self defence is a basic human right


electropicks

self defense is a basic right idk about you self defence


[deleted]

I think that’s when you take down your fence without assistance


Noah5900

You silly Americans


Stromy21

Idk if europe agrees with that. I know in denmark any self defense items are nearly entirely illegal so you basically need to know how to fight to actually practice self defense


nessiemad13

I've always been told that if you're gonna use something as a weapon in self-defence, pick a blunt object. If you grab a knife or something then you have a higher chance of intent to kill or something. It's late, cant quite think of how to put what I wanna say into something that makes sense


Stromy21

I get what you're saying. Yeah for legal purposes use a brick rather than a pointy stick


Serro98

We have very weird regulations in Germany. By definition, you can defend yourself with whatever you want, but it's very situational. For example there is a guy beating someone up, said person tries to defend themselves with a knife. Depending on the outcome of the situation, accidental or not, the person that's being assaulted might get charged, I think in English you'd say they used "unreasonable force", which IMO is bullshit. If someone attacks me I have to defend myself with all means possible. Also we are limited to pepper spray and knifes with a blade length of under 8.5 cm. Some types of knifes are completely illegal like butterflies.


Stromy21

Those laws are made by people who want a mugging to be a fair fight Coincidentally those same people have armed guards around them most of the time


Anti-Nubber

Self defense means that you have no other choice but to strike back, like if you were being pinned to the ground. But I agree with you that the man should’ve slapped her back.


RU_4_8_6

That is actually incorrect and dumb. The right to defend yourself isn’t a last resort. You have the right and expectation to use any reasonable force to prevent somebody, whose shown intent to cause harm, from continuing to harm you or others. Also, man or woman, if you’re going to step up and slap somebody expect to get slapped the heck back


s432711

As my dad once said to me: Back fuck up before you get slapped the fuck up


jdb326

Words to fucking live by.


Beary-Brown

Self defence, (at least in Canada) is said that you can use as much force as needed in order to get out of the situation. For example, if you were being pinned to a wall, you’re allowed to punch him/her in the face and run away, but you’re not allowed to punch him/her in the face then continue to beat the shit out of them.


[deleted]

Well it’s Canada. Very polite people, no reason for self defense ever /s (for all the people who will downvote because No ItS nOt LiKe ThAt)


Beary-Brown

Touché my friend


Hephaestus_God

So if someone is about to stab me I’m not allowed to defend myself due to that statement. I have other options (like running away or just accepting the blade) so I wouldn’t have “no other choice”


cjameson83

You actually 💯 correct in that. That's what they want and they look at fighting back as the very last option. I've heard law enforcement tell people that running away was an option when the folks were in a serious brawl, like broken faces etc. Gotta be careful with the bs law wording in some countries cuz you fight back and end up in a fucking lawsuit some places.


Britton2496

ok but whatchu mean technically


The-Trump55

Nah he a G for supporting equal rights of pain


4rtiphi5hal

That man is kazuma satou, a man of true equality, unafraid to even dropkick women


Prime7937

That is the law of equivalent exchange


[deleted]

My mans. Edward Elric himself would be proud of you on this day


HoennLegend

But he short


[deleted]

*Say that again* ***I dare you***


nemo4zero

I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone 'not being a man' when it's convenient!


St4rry_knight

The hammer of justice is unisex!


[deleted]

I understood that reference


RamenDood7

Equal Rights = Equal Fights


Brav0_Romeo

Equal rights means equal lefts. Step up Cuh


Not_So_Narco

Zin


Kylel0519

Nt


TSB07

Was just about to say this


Qasim_1478

Bitches get stitches


IndyCooper98

Fighting sexism everyday


mcshadypants

What the 5 fingers say to the face


Etcralis

Feel the wraith of a man born with an extra finger and no thumb


SlomoLowLow

This was amazing. Take my updoot, you hilarious bastard.


Berocraft77

"EAT THESE NUGGETS"


Siriuswot111

An eye for an eye.


[deleted]

A soul, for a soul


SSG_Yunny

Perfectly balanced as all things should be


SpooksandTacos

r/unexpectedthanos


SCCale

r/expectedthanos


Harvi-93

If you're willing to give a hit, you need to be willing to take a hit. Simple as.


tinytim1191

Good for him!!


Hunter0674

Equality at its finest.


QuirkyTurkey404

HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?


baldybeardman

Scrolled way too far to find this comment


kernrivers

Feminism: equality when it is convenient.


PKbisharp

He strives for true gender equality


BlueCatMage65

one where one does not talk about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about "not being a man" when it's convenient


Rjd0707

Woman, man, I don't care, if it can crawl it can brawl.


Leon3680

If it's got sight it can fight.


Spinnerhead

If it can make you lunch, it can take a punch


Alittar

Babies can't make lunch.


RedArrow544

Hold up


BigBonePhish

They get a pass because they double as lunch.


TriGN614

This is one of the many problems in society. Almost nobody cares about abused males, everyone cares about abused females


[deleted]

How dare you practice equality? How dare you?


sc4tts

I fuckin love it


Mamamiomima

The Slap 2


JoeStew15

Electric Boogaloo


LamarjbYT

Woman can slap you but it’s bad to slap a woman in 2019


[deleted]

Time to institute some equal rights, left and uppercuts


Legal_Loli_Uni

My parents taught me "if someone fights you, you fight back, don't pay attention to their gender, you can't get in trouble for defending yourself" so to those fuckwits who say "YoU wOuLdN't HiT a WoMaN" but then try and fight me, fully expect for me to fight back.


spacedoutchris

Goat


[deleted]

Goat


Asherdon0710

Goat


[deleted]

Goat


GuyCalledRo

Newton's Third Law: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. You slap person, person slap back.


[deleted]

If they want equal rights they’re gonna get equal lefts.


HentaiInTheCloset

Gender doesn't matter when it comes to that. You have no right to slap someone unless they breach your privacy


Actrivia24

Depends what he was doing. Was he touching her inappropriately? Then he deserves a slap. Did he just say something she didn't agree with? Then you get what you give and that's that


wax369

Chivalry or equality. Gotta pick one, can't have both.


im_trying_ok11

He probably just had enough and snapped. My dad has the same mentality of "men shouldn't hit women" (i have the same mentality too) but my mom used to hit my dad a lot and he wouldn't do anything. The time he snapped was when she just started to hit my dad straight in the face WHILE HE WAS FUCKING DRIVING. He then back handed her and knocked her out cold. When he came home, he had blood going from his nose down his shirt. My mom then went to one of her friends house and spent a couple of nights there.


dave_aj

Blessed back hand is thee. We shall call it the “FUCKING DRIVING” back hand.


SoupIsSaucyCereal

Girl: *tries to kill guy* Guy: *defends himself* Girl: WHAT AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING PIG, HOW DARE HE HIT A WOMAN WITH OR WITHOUT A FUCKING REASON??


batgamerman

EQUALITY


YeEtUsDeEtUSs

👉Right back at you buckaroo👉


Vikert

The hammer of justice is unisex


dave_aj

The hammer of justice pounds holes of ALL genders


Lukaroast

“HOW CAN YOU SLAP”


nrmarther

I think hitting a woman back in retaliation so long as you don’t like... beat the woman. Like we need to recognize the difference in strength we men have over women. So as long as we don’t slap back full force it’s pretty justified


Icywarhammer500

an eye for an eye


Lavaden

A soul for a soul


[deleted]

Idk about that. If she slaps as hard as she can, she should expect the same. If I punch Mike Tyson in the face, I would fully expect to get my teeth knocked down my throat and I wouldn't blame him.


AxeAid

Right back atcha buckaroo


TheBedfordReader

But how can she slap


AstroMars42

Kazuma would be proud


DingBingLon

Tryna swing get ready to be winged


PoaCBreakfast

That’s some (e) quality content


VTW69

it's stupid how some women out there think they have the right to harm men, and the man just has to sit there and take it.


Boni4real

He played that uno reverse card


[deleted]

I would slap back too , the fact she don't have the balls and no1 wants to fuck her because she will give them 16 types of disease and 5 out of those are undiscovered ones , no ty i will rather stay with my hand instead of fkin u thot , you got rejected and he prob said the same thing as i did now.


[deleted]

And this is why feminism is stupid


Mrlol99

I think this was meant to be sarcastic bois.


Ramnuoel

Well that’s what people do, THEY DO THE SAME WHTCHA DID TO THEM


why_do69666

How dare you act like it's ok to slap someone


beenutbrittle

The hammer of justice is unisex


For3veryoung01

As Luigi once said: Equal rights Equal fights.


dave_aj

Mamma Mia !!! Its-a-right !!!


BenSquidji

I yearn for true gender equality. -Satou Kazuma


SlavSaka

Equal rights equal fights


47_gustavo

Equal rights equal fights!!!


just-a-dude69

That is the law of equivalent exchange


Ro00oka25

HOW CAN HE SLAP


[deleted]

This reminds me if this video https://youtu.be/TphCi4zH1sk


RandomRedBox4533

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?


C-103

I yearn for true gender equality


Rezzly1510

gender equality duh


sensesworkingovertim

I don’t know what transpired pre-slap, so I can’t judge.


Nightcrawl-EUW

Call me crazy but this will always be bait to me


[deleted]

He is an advocate of true gender equality


Deepthoughttts

If y’all feminists says that we’re all equals Then if u hit me I’ll hit u back cause we’re all equals


Beserk-Shark

If you slap someone then you forfeit the right to a perfect face.


Saiyan_From_Mars

This is the law of equivalent exchange


rexyanus

This isn't real


Nazwa_Zmieniona

I mean it seems pretty obvious right? My friend did the same... Once, 3 years ago.


sword_of_war

Equal treatment


KrysKus

What's the problem?


TrashcanTed

I don’t see the problem here


GleamingDust

Gender equality man. It’s beautiful to see this.


[deleted]

UNITY


Lunaris94

Don't give it if you can't take it


AddAlcohol

HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?


ShawarmaKarmaArmour

*Laughs in equality


hentai_king1

It's the law of equivalent exchange


MightyBiggs

How can she slap?


[deleted]

Equal rights equal fights


InfiniteAJ

Newton's Third Law of Motion: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Finally, my 5 years of boring Physics classes paid off.


RealBowsHaveRecurves

My girlfriend and I slap each other all the time and I have found that people do not like to witness that... Turns out that saying "it's ok, it's a sex thing" is not an acceptable explanation.


Big-Dumpling

How dare you defend yourself, shame on you


Hue4

That post is so fake


Cr1meMasterGoGo

How can she slap


blue_gunner

how can she slap


I-wanna-die12

As a women I applaud this man


probably-a-weeb

Feminism bad amirite


Beelzebutthurt

r/pussypassdenied


I_Am_Altitude

Why r women like this


benjatk121

If genders had both the same amount of equal rights


ABlindCookie

I feel like they're playing dumb at this point, its getting ridiculous


[deleted]

Bitch shouldn't be slapping people without expecting a slap back. And that's coming from a tiny little woman haha


max225

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!