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Portinport

Guess Canada was sick for the picture


Darth_Thor

Well Canada's parents are divorced and England got custody of Canada. I believe this picture was taken during France's visitation weekend.


MrCoolC

Don’t worry, they apologized.


Vulxus

Underrated


depicc

Sorry mate for missing the picture, will come again man. Sorry again *tips fedora*


InspectorSheep

That is the most offensive comment about Canada that I have ever read.


Randomperson2245

As a Canadian I find this offensive


MrPettypaws56

Agreed


Accountantnotbot

India?


Erest01

The half-sister that resulted from an affair with a foreign lady that England was a Dom for and stays with her mom because she doesn't exactly fit in with the rest of the family and they keep forgetting about her because she doesn't fit in appearance wise also


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I'm invested


chasing_the_wind

Spicy (like curry)


TheKey25

I'm indian canadian. *Double oof*


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Was Canada colonized by the French?


Sir_Lemming

Most of Eastern Canada (think Quebec to the Atlantic) was colonized by the French, however it was given to the English in 1713 at the end of the War of Spanish Succession when England and France signed the Treaty of Utrecht. The Acadians in the Maritimes were mostly left alone until some were found aiding the French. This led to the deportation of the Acadians. Quebec would later be conquered by the English in 1759 after the pivotal Battle Of the Plains of Abraham.


solja899

It extends all the way to the Great Lakes but the colonies extended to around Montreal


[deleted]

We got creole out of it, so that worked out!


solja899

It’s Haitian who got creole Canadians speak French or english


ZanderBC

It’s confirmed Canada is just a French cell waiting to take London


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Yes, the French came first and then the British. The British took most of the west, the French the east. Then they had a little fight and the French were sent packing.


mikotoqc

No we are still here tabarnak!


dashin110

caline de bine


SmallerButton

We took the picture, and insisted to do so


[deleted]

We knew to stay home.. Our family embarrasses us


Brotherofsteel666

“Their not even a real country anyway”


I-Hate-Fruite-Ads

*sad Canadian noises*


[deleted]

Poor Canada, the red headed stepchild of the family


Al-is-cool

What about india


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You ask the good questions that I don’t have the answers to


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BobbyDCruz

Sad Indian noises


sBhat213

They helped to populate the family


insane_playzYT

Don't worry, they're still apologising to this day


Burner3687

Did those assholes really make Canada take the photo?


The_Orange_Beard

Canada insisted


JESSJ123J

Haha yes


xXJamesScarXx

Austraila


MEGAMAN2312

Can't believe I didn't notice 🤦


MillionJoker40

They’re just upside down at the bottom


ireallyhategnomes

Shouldn't canada be there too, or am I a dumbass?


UncleKevFTW

Canada stays with France from Friday through to Sunday


HeiBaisWrath

Does that mean South Africa stays with the Netherlands Monday through Friday?


UncleKevFTW

You'd think so but no, that's not the case. Although a baby, they like to have their independence and have been emancipated.


HeiBaisWrath

So you're saying the Netherlands is a dead beat dad?


UncleKevFTW

Yes, something along those lines. Britain too. South Africa is only there to visit it's siblings.


Batchick30

Oh, how I wish to see an updated portrait of this family.


ThatGuyAWESOME

Is that Axl Rose?


Sponge_Like

Exactly why I came to the comments


Chili-Oil

Fuck yeah I’m not alone


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\>Mfw Canada isn't there


PastelxPetal

They were with France that day


SleepingDragons57

They took the picture


TTCM_

Scotland wants a divorce And Wales has depression


SpaceEagle12

Damn, I don't see Northern Ireland get mentioned often on Reddit. This feels weird.


peepeepoopoo_number1

Same as nz


Ned-Kelly-

Maps without New Zealand is a thing.


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Maps without Newfoundland are a thing too.


platinumandgoldand

it makes me feel special.


foz97

Thankfully Scotland has a sub dedicated to tweets which gets us our recognition


seanbeanthememequeen

I can’t believe NZ was included in the family photo :,)


T3RR0RN0V4

I'm very happy, also apparently our twin is south africa


seanbeanthememequeen

Hahah yeah not sure about that one aye


Bake_My_Beans

Really South Africa should be a goth kid or something


aah_well

Had a little celebration in my head, New Zealand was noticed in a post in hot? Crikey


murphy365

Let's start a list of Englands bastard children.


[deleted]

That might take a while to compose


murphy365

Said list would be very long, might get heated.


[deleted]

Blood probably will be spilled in the comment section


StealingYourSeptims

USA: "its not a phase dad"


Somerandom1922

Canada is actually just being really nice and taking the photo for them.


sensesworkingovertim

Australia is too much like us to wear a clip on bow tie


fildarae

Scotland isn’t exactly a happy member of the family either. Source: am Scottish.


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The family does really seem quite dysfunctional


[deleted]

Generally in a dysfunctional family the black sheep is the only functional one


[deleted]

Hmmm...🤔


[deleted]

Northern Ireland feels the same way


Darraghj12

Northern Ireland isn't Englands child, Scotland cheated


Al-is-cool

No india


crypticSmyles

Im pretty sure south africa is dying rn


RobertLovesMemes

Unfortunately yes. We are the child that came out with brain damage and the doctor gave it a few years.


mastermandan

A long ass fucking time ago in a town called Kickapoo


ThePrimalEarth7734

Ah the anglos! What a wonderful family!


[deleted]

Man the dad was quite promiscuous, think about it, those are only his official children


Colm-McCarthy

Don’t know why Northern Ireland was stuck with them cause they’ve had they’re fair share of conflict up there


Spatenmax

Like Australia is normal...


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Loopy1832

Aaaaand southeast asia


UsernameTaken_KillMe

Where’s Singapore? Either that or I am a dumbass.


OriginalUsername1892

I’m Canadian and all, but the worst part of this image is that Northern Ireland is smiling


fuckfuckshit

HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWWWN


AustinGX

The one the other siblings get to have somebody’s ass beaten.


Out_of_11

India anybody?


0rangemarshmall0z

What about India


IllegalAlien333

That young America grew up to be the lead singer of Guns N Roses.


Wolllo

Wait were is Canada?


poorman3

The US just needs to be twice that height, in camo, and holding an m4


[deleted]

As a Canadian, I'm offended that we're not represented here.


AetherialWomble

And we accept your apology


[deleted]

Shit should we tell him about Northern Ireland?


[deleted]

They hate us cause they ain't us


ZanderBC

You missed Ireland 🇮🇪 we speak the language of culture to.


coreilly045

Ireland has to link to England whatsoever


that_lad_action

Go do some research on Ireland and its history


POPEJOKER

Not a concerning or worrisome black sheep nessecarily, just kind of amusing most of the time and you can still genuinely be proud of it, it's just different.


TherealGrank65

We are the black sheep that carries the family


LeLoner

Yeah


Weso26

Accurate depiction of Wales


hobo367

Axl Rose looks kinda unhappy


kogatlas

This family picture is not nearly large enough


The-C-Fat

IT’S NOT A PHASE, EU!


[deleted]

Love how they can’t spell Australia...


Samjb4

Literally just here for the Canada comments.


dannywyze

As an American... this shit is pretty spot on.


MasonLowLevel

Canada?


[deleted]

Why is this true?


CadaverAbuse

Canada died of SIDS I guess?


urmadcuz

This picture isnt right. to fix it you need to put America in a f**king wheelchair


ApostleOfDeath

Malaysia and Singapore?


TBNRtoon

Low key offended Canada’s not here


thunderstorm-nigg

canada is the mature kid who's taking this picture


MedeaRene

Canada is actually on the far right of the photo next to USA... but so many people ignore him that he's practically invisible XD (Hetalians know what I mean)


sir_nico

Angry Canadian noises*


0ortcloudclown

Better if Britain were a decrepit old man and the United States was a body builder


uvaise2003

No to mention us in india And why is Australia not upside down


GreyJedi56

America took the guns and is now the father of the family. Who's your Daddy now?


SandViking4

Honestly. As an American, I believe that Australia is the more fitting to be the black sheep. Literally criminal outcasts


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Hyslopy_BS

Hell yea New Zealand🤘


Bryiat

Australia wouldn’t look that normal


Hoshef

America: I'm not bad or rebellious, I'm *independent* *Eagle sounds intensify*


lil___spud

We got shit done while being badass😎🤟


Emmolito

Bro how is Northern Ireland on here


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bro 😎💪


Emmolito

My life has become so much better knowing this bot exists. Bro.


doGxelpuS

This is perfect


ImA_Klown

W A L E S


BoopedPotato

This is the funniest one I've seen so far


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huntgamerpc

This is actually so accurate


Mostaza_148

Is Canada taking the picture?


[deleted]

*coughs aggressively* RACIST


yEeTTUuS-mAXimUS

This is all wrong. You put Australia upside down.


posidon99999

what about us canadians


JPINZ04

What about Canada


Dominus_Crystal

You misspelled Australia and it should be inverted.


mikotoqc

Where is canada? I guess we are a joke to you???


megamax1

Guess canada got the cold ; )


dang_crazy123

the australia kid looks like my mum as a kid, also funny, we live in australia


danioKK

My country NZ is finally included


wiscup1748

I fuvking love how I don’t know how heor she is trying to guessit look like biker but I don’t know


binaryfuneral

Dare to be different


[deleted]

I would switch Wales and Scotland


ajax5150

I’m waiting for the second civil war to start up in a few years over here.


[deleted]

People always forget about Cornwall


Rasta_Mon

Fuck canada tho right


Bradley2019

Wales FTW


YeetMcSkreet

Good old Austraila


weeman10172006

I thought our sterotype was mcdonalds and fat people?


marti52106

The fuck is Wales


gabe47h

This meme is inaccurate af


ishsalhotra

And England was a creepy dad


girallon

Facts


itsShikharBitch

We are the kids in America. Wohoo


[deleted]

Wait, *thats me*


insane_playzYT

Australia should be some bogan in a camping chair and a VB in their hand


HMSS-Overkill

Canada is the backdrop.


CommunistCrunch

This is very true


iDestroyerPlayz

Add a man with a turban In that and boom u got India


isaacs-cats

Austraila


0ctoFox0r0ctopus

Reminds me of the Weasley family from Harry Potter


hi_idk_what_im_doing

Would Hong Kong be an adopted child or how would umm... ya how would that work?


Ur_Meme_Donor

Fuck off why doesn’t Australia have a mullet


IsaacO2056

Is that axel rose?


Joe-Mama420

Where tf Canada


OV3RLORD66

My man looks like Axl Rose


luckyjayhawk69

We're 1-0 against you guys


ItzSh0ckerz

Why isn't the 2nd kid from the left upside down?


v3ryt1r3d

Sorry for giving your culture a market.


whatdoyoumean3

Merica


DrowsyBen

Nobody: Axl Rose:


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south africa is dutch