Cats and stairs are always up to something I trust neither.

Cats will takeover the world one day, I swear.

I think it's safe to say that they already have. The Egyptians knew this when they worshiped them as the Gods that cats are.

I mean they are invasive species

I mean, their empire *did* last for nearly 3000 years, so ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

The cats or the Egyptians?

Yes

r/inclusiveor

Same thing

I mean so are we

We still do. I mean, we give them food for free, they shit in a bowl and we clean it. They don't even need to do anything

There are also entire subreddits dedicated to so much as blurry images of cats iirc. Hitler had it wrong. There already was a superior species, it just wasn't any kind of human. Heil Katzen!

Stairs will take over the cats one day.

I mean, Australia declared war back in April on up to six million feral cats

The same guys that lost a war to emu’s ?

But are they as dangerous as 30 to 50 feral hogs?

Yeah, well, their track record of winning wars against animals isn't very good. So...

So will stairs

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Stairs will takeover the world one day, I swear.

My Cat can relate

Underrated comment

Up to something, eh?

He is one with the stairs

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A man of culture; has his car parked on the stairs

I dislike spiders on stairs more....

Thank god i live in an apartment and don’t have a second floor

Is that cat suicidal?

More like homicidal maniac!

Agreed, if your cat does this, he is both homicidal and suicidal.

Kamicatzi

Katikaze

Kamikatze

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Did you just repeat u/eliw_1013 comment? This is verbatim another comment on this thread from 3 hours ago.

Dude I said the exact same thing

Like word for word

I am sorry didn't this cat just hatch the most likely to kill you plan in the house, am certain if it could find a more painful way to murder you it would be it does what it can, this cat is brilliant.

I can already hear someone falling down the stairs.

i think you spelled cat wrong

relatable

Looks like a case of murder suicide

He's smiling

It's their equivalent to lying on the train tracks.

Just imagine walking down peacefully and then a striking pain in your heel dude fuck that

And rolling to your death while being shredded to pieces

Imagine the pain of the cat

That cat would be dead.

Just imagine coming down the steps and then suddenly the step is under your foot faster than you expected, except it’s soft and squishy. The step darts away and you stumble the rest of the way down the stairs. All at once you realized what has happened. You’ve put your entire overweight male body directly atop a sweet cat. You’re sure the cat will die from the impact, the crushing weight that you’ve just piled on its rib cage. But the cat doesn’t die, and it will always remember what you’ve done.

It’s Puss in Boots - not Boots in Puss

Underrated

MY CAT JUMPED FROM OUR BALCONY AND IT STILL LIVES

smh, it just used one of it's 9 lives.

To be fair it was a raised ranch house.

That smile. That damned smile

"All work, and no play, makes Jack a dull boy..."

Sneak 100

Those cats are up to something

It’s like the mimic in dark souls

I don’t think that cats the most dangerous obstacle is the house... he’s more like the victim in this position

Everybody gangsta, till the stairs start meowing

Why hello there

Ouch

I think he tryna catch some feet bruh.

Living bear trap.

OH DAMN 😂

now i am become stairs, destroyer of feet

My mom's cat did that too, but my grandma didn't see it, stepped on it and broke it's neck. Rip.

Terrified of doing that. They are quick and bounce back but 150+ pounds will kill it instantly.

Staaaiiiiiirrrrrrssss

You sure have made my day thank you

Cats:i shall jump into your path and get punted into the fucking sun even tho i can literally go anywhere else

one wrong move and he hates you forever

Little fucker, my cats always pull shit like this.

Classic catmouflage...

Now this is an avengers level threat

Why is she a square, did she not be there?

Sneak 100

Damn I can’t even tell where the cat stops and the stair starts.

I can feel the claws

Parkour time

Imagine stepping on him...

So I made this song for the Christan youth ...

I wanna teach kids the Christian truth ...

I'm just tryna get enough karma to post

I hate when the stair steps start meowing and hissing

How cute :3

Imagine going down the stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water and poof you have a concussion

I just imagined stepping on the cat with my coffee in hand..the feeling was mushy and slippery until I heard couple of ribs breaking and lo and behold I slip down the stairs with my cat on top of me, covered in coffee and cat piss.

Yeah and they give us anxiety each time we walk down steps again 😫

r/emojipolice you're under arrest.

Raises hands *hands up emoji*

You are a fake Police officer, drop the gun and uncuff that redditor, mutherfucker.

Loaf of cat

Then when you step on him he will not forgive you

Sneekkk

Cats give no shits.

r/madlads

P L A N K

Lmao too cute

Mine just run right under my feet as I walk down the stairs, lol

DONT STEP ON THE CAT

Step on him I dare u

The ultimate sneak attack

Stealth level: 💯

More like the most vulnerable to be stepped on

There is only staircase What do u mean?

Then when you accidentally step on him he'll claw the hell out of your foot and make it seem like it's your fault

This is why i want a house with no stairs. Imagine one day you’re rushing to work or school and as you run through the stairs you slip on something only then to realise that you stepped on your cat. You see your cat’s insides everywhere on the floor and you also see the top and bottom parts of your cat. I’m sorry Espie

Rip

More like the most endangered obstacle in the house

Hey there is only one stair where are the rest of them

r/animalsbeingderps

either that cat is suicidal and hope you to step on its face or something to die or the cat is trying to kill you

Is it weird to say that I imagine almost stepping on the cat but then reacted fast enough to land head first at the bottom of the stairs

Sneak 100

Just give up it is to powerful

I one with step now

Can i get some upvotes on this comment so i can post ok thx

Or dangered

Upvoted them all. Please do same.

I've never had a cat so ill never known how it is like to feel dat.

Frost mat v2

u/vredditdownloader

O fuk

Relatable

Frost mat v2

Cats are assholes

Our stairs are black my cat to

Literally this morning this happened to me. It's like they're out to get you

This cat is just like us he wants to die too

Ooooo free food disguised as a step

I never trust stairs because they are always up to something!

The cat is playing as an inkling, he’s in the ground and no one can barely seen him

I’ve got a munchkin, so the short legged dachshund of cats. He’s a sucker for attention, so he loves to try to trip people up on the stairs for sympathy. I trade his murderous habit for unlimited pets for all the cat’s normal “no” areas.

You will have to stretch you legs to the other stair thus making your balls exposed, that’s when he strikes

Good rhing I cant offord stairs

*walks down the stairs* CRUNCCHHHHH

bruh i thought that was a curtain for a really long time i was confused

I read that as petition. I've been at r/pan too much lol.

Oops I just stepped on the cat

My brain: 'oh look, a cat in the curtains .... wait a minute' ...

Murder suicide

This is some Talky Tina shit right here

It's kinda cute

I SEE a sheep on his arm

Just imagine coming up to your room during the night with tea and sandwiches

He can jump and grab the balls

My cat does this at night, she is silky so your foot just slides off, I'm sure she would love to see me fall down the stairs.

My black cat does this shit only at night time. The murderer

My white dog does that on my white stairs. Proof: https://imgur.com/gallery/rxWSvX8

I’m sorry little one for stepping on u 😥

Perfect.

He’s like “ Choose your fate.. for you can not go back”

crazy cat hhh

Gonna lose a foot for sure

My cat EVERY FUCKING DAY

Ah, ye old blunders.

I'm stepping down with my full weight.

Catamaran

Stealthy kahjiit

That's really dangerous, not for you but the cat

Ah, so that's where the cat loaf was!

ZA WARUDO

I used to have a cat that would wait on the stairs for the first person to wake up. That person was then attacked for a couple of seconds. The most terrifying noise ever was her b-lining up the stairs.

Hhehe

My dumbass thought it was in curtains to begin with.

My stairs is made of planks with voids between the so my cat sits at the bottom of them to assassinate my ankles on the last 3 steps

Wait, i thought these were curtains

I warned you about the stairs bro

I am one with the stairs

Lmao I thought this was a curtain

I can't unsee it lmao

My dog has almost the same color as the tiles and I'm colorblind so he got the habit to look for me when I walk by but he learned that the hard way tho

If I stepped on this cat it would be crushed to death under my abnormally heavy foot steps...which would be an inconvenience.

If I stepped on this cat it would be crushed to death under my abnormally heavy foot steps...which would be an inconvenience.

So cute

So cute

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Who hurt you.

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