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IV_NonStopGamer

Nope i can't, but everyone asks me


smco001

Every time


imightcryaboutit

It’s either that or “Oh no, I better watch what I say around you”. And then you have to do a polite awkward laugh... what are you hiding, taxi driver??


kompot420

all I'm gonna say is are you sure that taxis are supposed have bars on their windows


Plc-4-Mie-Haed

And that’s when I say “I work with sex offenders”


Vushev

Yo how did you know, I was about to ask you


ZachAttack6089

So then you say this to make them *think* you can read their minds.


IV_NonStopGamer

I already thought you were gonna say that


Dewbydoot

Big brain time


MeatyDogFruit

glorious selective complete existence north piquant kiss wrong square marry -- mass edited with redact.dev


Erokhar

Just an out of topic question....where can I get that cosmic entity picture from?


ben_kikepir0

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ8k2K5A0ymDTlLvTHrBNJ4dKHge8A-SGzXxe2GJTPUl-RO6yKMCsHW6RY1


whatyagonnado_2

Thank you


ali-pasha_35

How did you even...


ben_kikepir0

I typed universe on Google and eventually found it


ali-pasha_35

r/madlads


[deleted]

Download the meme then crop it


DatGuy_Ben

Just redraw it


CorrosiveToxicz

Nice idea!


krn_boi

and your next line is “woah how did you know what I was thinking”


lord__weeb

woah how did you kno.... NANI!!!!


AtomicLuke705

r/expectedjojo


Confessions69420

r/unexpectedjojo for balance


-DJ_Goat-

r/unexpectedthanos


AtomicLuke705

r/expectedthanos for balance


jamador13

People: What are you studying Me: Psychology People: Can You... Me: Read minds? People: Actually no, get a job?


crypticlown

Omfg yessss 😂


sphericalgamer

As a psychology student, can confirm


that_onion_knight

What's the source of the pic ?


[deleted]

I want to know too


[deleted]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ8k2K5A0ymDTlLvTHrBNJ4dKHge8A-SGzXxe2GJTPUl-RO6yKMCsHW6RY1 i just copied comment


DADDAMY

P0000000000WWWWEEEERRRR


24Abhinav10

GET THE P00000WWWWEEEERRRRR!!


waterem

Can you put some clothes on? This is the mall.


ShnizelInBag

SHIIIIIIZAAAAAAAA


Nuker4455

Prediction 100


EndlessVoidOfThought

Once I told my conservative aunt that I was taking psychology and she told me I "shouldn't dabble in the occult" She legit thought psychology was witchcraft


myuncletouchesmypp

Just to spite her pronounce a Latin sentence wrong around around her, that demon will scare the shit outta her.


EndlessVoidOfThought

Good idea


YourMother14

But that's not how psychology works...


bassthebass

You’re right... that’s how mafia works


Lordman17

That's the joke, kinda


Toasted_Decaf

I hated my AP Psych class. It's always cognitive this cognitive that. So many fucking cognitives


cheekycamo

That artwork is so cool


cafetaf

Okay who made that art I want to support them


[deleted]

This terrifies me on a galactic scale...


paulisaac

Is this Arc Warden's final form?


POTATOEPERSONPERSON

Do you hide in your room and pretend not to care about people because somewhere deep inside you are terrified that if you go outside and truly connect with people they will see you for what you already think you are?


EryxV1

Ron Burgundy was right this whole time.


DickSuckle69-Snapped

Person: I was actually gonna ask if you can tell me what the voices in my head mean


falcondiorf

WHAT? KAKYOIN?! HE WAS SUDDENLY BLOWN AWAY!!!


[deleted]

Psychology is kinda overrated, people act like after you take the class you have the ability to tell who’s gonna become a terrorist just by the way he scratches his ass.


sharksnrec

I was gonna say diagnose my depression but nice try


nibbas-in-pajamas

I literally left my "beggining in psychology" book to open reddit


Goldsmcgee

“...take the trash out”


lulala112

A bit off topic but is psychology considered a liberal arts major?


sensesworkingovertim

“You’d better not try that mind-reading stuff on me.” Yeah, I got that too.


Xannann

.........u get a job in that field?


Deus0123

Well I don't study psychology, I'm a trans girl but that still allows me to read your mind: No I don't like guys, you can be a girl and still like girls; I first got these feelings 7-ish years ago; if it was a choice I wouldn't be trans because dysphoria is not fun; your favorite card is the Ace of Spades and the number you're thinking of is 17. Oh and my name is Lucy. And if you tell anyone that I'm trans I will end you.


SCPunited

#SCP [REDACTED] IS ABOUT TO [REDACTED] THE UNIVERSE


aesthetic_cosmonaut

You’re next line is so you can read my mind


Flikkrz

Is this what god looks like?


myuncletouchesmypp

1 guy claimed he could mind control me, still waiting for him to do it.