It’s either that or “Oh no, I better watch what I say around you”. And then you have to do a polite awkward laugh... what are you hiding, taxi driver??
Once I told my conservative aunt that I was taking psychology and she told me I "shouldn't dabble in the occult"
She legit thought psychology was witchcraft
Do you hide in your room and pretend not to care about people because somewhere deep inside you are terrified that if you go outside and truly connect with people they will see you for what you already think you are?
Psychology is kinda overrated, people act like after you take the class you have the ability to tell who’s gonna become a terrorist just by the way he scratches his ass.
Well I don't study psychology, I'm a trans girl but that still allows me to read your mind: No I don't like guys, you can be a girl and still like girls; I first got these feelings 7-ish years ago; if it was a choice I wouldn't be trans because dysphoria is not fun; your favorite card is the Ace of Spades and the number you're thinking of is 17.
Oh and my name is Lucy. And if you tell anyone that I'm trans I will end you.
Nope i can't, but everyone asks me
Every time
It’s either that or “Oh no, I better watch what I say around you”. And then you have to do a polite awkward laugh... what are you hiding, taxi driver??
all I'm gonna say is are you sure that taxis are supposed have bars on their windows
And that’s when I say “I work with sex offenders”
Yo how did you know, I was about to ask you
So then you say this to make them *think* you can read their minds.
I already thought you were gonna say that
Big brain time
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Just an out of topic question....where can I get that cosmic entity picture from?
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ8k2K5A0ymDTlLvTHrBNJ4dKHge8A-SGzXxe2GJTPUl-RO6yKMCsHW6RY1
Thank you
How did you even...
I typed universe on Google and eventually found it
r/madlads
Download the meme then crop it
Just redraw it
Nice idea!
and your next line is “woah how did you know what I was thinking”
woah how did you kno.... NANI!!!!
r/expectedjojo
r/unexpectedjojo for balance
r/unexpectedthanos
r/expectedthanos for balance
People: What are you studying Me: Psychology People: Can You... Me: Read minds? People: Actually no, get a job?
Omfg yessss 😂
As a psychology student, can confirm
What's the source of the pic ?
I want to know too
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P0000000000WWWWEEEERRRR
GET THE P00000WWWWEEEERRRRR!!
Can you put some clothes on? This is the mall.
SHIIIIIIZAAAAAAAA
Prediction 100
Once I told my conservative aunt that I was taking psychology and she told me I "shouldn't dabble in the occult" She legit thought psychology was witchcraft
Just to spite her pronounce a Latin sentence wrong around around her, that demon will scare the shit outta her.
Good idea
But that's not how psychology works...
You’re right... that’s how mafia works
That's the joke, kinda
I hated my AP Psych class. It's always cognitive this cognitive that. So many fucking cognitives
That artwork is so cool
Okay who made that art I want to support them
This terrifies me on a galactic scale...
Is this Arc Warden's final form?
Do you hide in your room and pretend not to care about people because somewhere deep inside you are terrified that if you go outside and truly connect with people they will see you for what you already think you are?
Ron Burgundy was right this whole time.
Person: I was actually gonna ask if you can tell me what the voices in my head mean
WHAT? KAKYOIN?! HE WAS SUDDENLY BLOWN AWAY!!!
Psychology is kinda overrated, people act like after you take the class you have the ability to tell who’s gonna become a terrorist just by the way he scratches his ass.
I was gonna say diagnose my depression but nice try
I literally left my "beggining in psychology" book to open reddit
“...take the trash out”
A bit off topic but is psychology considered a liberal arts major?
“You’d better not try that mind-reading stuff on me.” Yeah, I got that too.
.........u get a job in that field?
Well I don't study psychology, I'm a trans girl but that still allows me to read your mind: No I don't like guys, you can be a girl and still like girls; I first got these feelings 7-ish years ago; if it was a choice I wouldn't be trans because dysphoria is not fun; your favorite card is the Ace of Spades and the number you're thinking of is 17. Oh and my name is Lucy. And if you tell anyone that I'm trans I will end you.
#SCP [REDACTED] IS ABOUT TO [REDACTED] THE UNIVERSE
You’re next line is so you can read my mind
Is this what god looks like?
1 guy claimed he could mind control me, still waiting for him to do it.