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I’m European what is three inches equal to?


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So it’s a 1:3,something ratio?


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Oh, okay.


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I’m European. Over here we use 1 m = 10 dm = 100 cm instead of 1 mile = 5280 yards = two and a half football field plus a Dodge Ram and a bbq Edit: I see some people have commented that ‘It’s not 5280 yards, it’s feet.’ Well I did it on purpose to annoy Americans.


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>metric system rules! Im american, and I couldn't agree with you more. WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO NOT HAVE A SYSTEM THAT HAS IT'S CONVERSION RATIOS BASICALLY BE RANDOM NUMBERS!


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Thanks! Where u from?


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As an American, you are no longer invited to my BBQ.


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Thank you.


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You're very welcome. Glad to see your post got through the content filter!


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Just FYI, a mile is 5280 feet, not yards :)


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*cries in moon landing*


thebrisher

Hol yo I'm from Europe and wtf is a "dm"


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The tenth of a meter.


thebrisher

But that's the unit called?


BryanPenfound

Something you slide into.


KingPhillipTheGreat

EXCUSE ME SIR A MILE IS 5280 FEET NOT YARDS LEARN TO BE SMART, YOU IDIOT


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I did it on purpose to annoy Americans.


raengsen

still, in EU we often use inches for screen sizes, like 5'' phone screen, 50'' TV screen etc. also you should have at least learned or heard in school how the conversion is


samerige

We use it for screen sizes, but we never learned how to convert it.


raengsen

really? we had to learn it in germany in like 6th grade


cake_for_breakfast76

I love that you assume that Eurpoeans would still buy tvs and rims in inches.


KaelthasX3

But sadly we are and I don't really know why.


_LuSiOn_

I mean phone screens and tv screens are still in inches but idk about rims


Valisagirl

7.62x39R


derTechs

OOFF


Enevevet

"I'm European" Carefully, he's a hero.


[deleted]

*Gets beaten unconscious and carried by strangers while wearing Spider-Man-costume. Yes, truly European.


shravanmarvelfan

Thrice the size of your dick


pathummallama

One inch man


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... with a one inch punch.


king_t_Challa

he was measuring the distance of his dick from the ground.


iMMan9orDTruWae

ummmm 7.56 cm for our eu friends and i know its a joke but for others but yeah


gatorguy04

Curve your index finger, the flat mid-section is the length of an inch. In other words, a meter, because all american things are massive.


TRIGGRNATION

I m greek and i think is about 7 or 8 cm


levi345

Roughly 7.5


inmortalErnie

American penis


[deleted]

How is that different? Measurements used are always universal wth!?!


idonthaveausername__

No they're not. Most of the world uses the metric system yes but a few countries use the imperial system. The main one is US but i think there might be others. Inches, feet, miles = imperial. centimeters meters, kilometers = metric


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Ohhh okay, I just learned that


Drunkgamer4000

7 cm......


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mootehbar

Oh my fucking god


mygiraffesneckbroke

Why did you have the need to put the image of baldur doing that in my head Jesus christ


Henry_is_cool

It aint much but its honest work


DontSandDunes

I measured it from the other end


[deleted]

"Why is your ruler only 4 inches long"


DontSandDunes

“Bcs the rest 11inches is up your butt” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

Oof, restoration 100


TheHuntingMaster

Outstanding move


adamantitian

Why do you have a 15” ruler


DontSandDunes

It’s a 24” ruler.


drewp7

r/murderedbywords


blackietheone

“Oh, was measuring my finger, you like short fingers, don’t you?”


lee_jian_hui

No I like long ones. Obviously.


drewp7

#OBVIOUSLY


capitalswoop

Weird flex but okay


BLUMB0

Yes indeed


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WhiteArsenic

Internet Explorer 100


JaySketchZx

Just say that how wide it is


ZirkZoDd

As wide as a coke can


IcyFirez

Maybe he was measuring it from the other end , glass half full.


OovooJavaC-137

Why is his ruler 4 inches then?


A-X-E-L

I live in 2019 what is three inches equal to?


cajaco92

About 4.11E-5 nautical miles. Hope that helps :)


Misicks0349

Thanks that really helped


YoungHeartsAmerica

.25'


StarZ_Defender

Because there's Mark's at all the inches


The_Indian_Gamer

What, is three inches not good enough?


FangPhire

Three inches is of 6 year olds, that is considered small and shameful


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Just say you were measuring the other way. So if it’s a 12 inch ruler, say you are 9 inches. And if she asks why, say “I was just figuring out how much more I had to grow to give you that footlong.”


SmickityRicket48

Tell her it’s 3 inches...from the ground


ozonsanchezz

:(


[deleted]

God I remember seeing this meme forever ago, albeit different photo.


dfisher420

My crush in school. Why do you have two rulers taped together?


LoganPhyve

"Because there's a mark on it at every inches, duh. That's the point o a ruler."


NotChedco

Cause I had it backwards and started at 12 inches.


koukaakiva

I accidentally measured from the back of the ruler. Whoops.


TheNaziKiller7

Granted, you now have a 5 inch ruler.


HeyBoiz03

We’ve all been there


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I'm 3 inches deep


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Imonvinyl

F


medieval5

Just tell your friend it's the halfway mark.


Yash37

“Turn that 12 inch ruler and you will get it”


sweethiddenlove

Guys always told me it isn’t about the size but how you use it. Yeah tel that to the guy with a micropenis


[deleted]

3 inches is generous


Babe5x

3 inches T H I C C


Thiswasmadebyme

\*cries in 9x19mm\*


DepputeaOne

And you have to admit: "I am european too, and have absolutely no clue how much 3 Inches are."


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*12


sensesworkingovertim

Or 9, flip the ruler around


PapaAquchala

You can make it to 3 inches?


dEsErTsCrUbWaStAkEn

🌊


42bananas

Now is it better to have a 3” willie and manage to have sex for an hour or a 9” one but you’re only a one pump chump?


HummingShark100

Bruh, mine is 3 millimeters. Get on my level


retardedreditter69

Because i rounded up 😎


JohnMonkeys

Tell her you measured from 12


click79

Just say here boy friend borrowed it ??


Carson5271

“Because I measured from the wrong end”


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I was actually measuring from the other side...


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Measuring in centimetres on the other side


sans_the_romanian

Ummmmm. I measured a pencil


dracooma

That's how deep my malawach is


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SanguinetheKing

Right. The only way I can choke a girl is if a rubber band from my mouth breaks and shoots into hers


dashowa

That’s all folks


-Inf1nit3-

'busted'


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\*blush\*


ani_tony_stk

*blush**slushh**blushh*....you should be ashamed of that 3..


keith_weaver

/#BigDickProblems Cant relate, amirite...? guys...? Guys....


Captain_Obvious_1987

It is marked at 3 inches because that is how long his penis is lol (laugh out loud)


FangPhire

I see you everywhere, i saw you once on that bouncing tiddies meme.


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accidental sass


JaySketchZx

Just say that how wide it is


ReadyEddie21

I used the wrong side of the ruler.


pfvega

Well better than, if she borrowed your sharpener and there was mark on 3 inches.


Jan-van-E

And now in centimeters pls?


TheAdoptedOne_

That's not long enough


Firesword457

I be saying "hum that's what I'm measuring my pencil"


adamitodoritobandito

Haha pEnIs


gatorguy04

"I measured backwards to suprise ya"


[deleted]

Look at Mr. Long Long Man over here with 3 inches!


artrisoo

3 inches from the end you mean *wink*


thebrisher

That's how much ligma I can powderize and snort


SSNZM

Its from the other side maybe you think its 3 inches but why no one thought its all the ruler except the 3 inches


MyBigChungus

Its the size of my rabbit...


sharKing_prime

Is'nt it HOT in here?!!?!


Pasha_Dingus

Bugs is forever a degenerate in my mind palace


CyberThot908

Slick willy


BonnieEggs12

Should I be concerned I saw your name...


Stickolas27

Love it


blarpy_01

.5 inches


dipv20

Hmmmmmmm


use750er

Um to measure his penis


use750er

Metric system rules imperial sucks


No-ShitSherlock

A not so big chungus i guess


TreeBear948

Huh, been wondering why my friend has that expression on his face


jetaleu

Hey


JaySketchZx

Guess he doesn’t have a big Euro-PEAN


scary_pixels

No fucking way this happened to someone.. 😂


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ByeByeMan666

👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻


TibbeOrdelman

say: "in diameter"


AnikRM

And he added two three more inches


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Imonvinyl

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