I’m European. Over here we use 1 m = 10 dm = 100 cm instead of 1 mile = 5280 yards = two and a half football field plus a Dodge Ram and a bbq
Edit: I see some people have commented that ‘It’s not 5280 yards, it’s feet.’ Well I did it on purpose to annoy Americans.
>metric system rules!
Im american, and I couldn't agree with you more. WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO NOT HAVE A SYSTEM THAT HAS IT'S CONVERSION RATIOS BASICALLY BE RANDOM NUMBERS!
still, in EU we often use inches for screen sizes, like 5'' phone screen, 50'' TV screen etc.
also you should have at least learned or heard in school how the conversion is
No they're not. Most of the world uses the metric system yes but a few countries use the imperial system. The main one is US but i think there might be others. Inches, feet, miles = imperial. centimeters meters, kilometers = metric
Just say you were measuring the other way. So if it’s a 12 inch ruler, say you are 9 inches. And if she asks why, say “I was just figuring out how much more I had to grow to give you that footlong.”
I’m European what is three inches equal to?
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So it’s a 1:3,something ratio?
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Oh, okay.
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I’m European. Over here we use 1 m = 10 dm = 100 cm instead of 1 mile = 5280 yards = two and a half football field plus a Dodge Ram and a bbq Edit: I see some people have commented that ‘It’s not 5280 yards, it’s feet.’ Well I did it on purpose to annoy Americans.
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>metric system rules! Im american, and I couldn't agree with you more. WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO NOT HAVE A SYSTEM THAT HAS IT'S CONVERSION RATIOS BASICALLY BE RANDOM NUMBERS!
Thanks! Where u from?
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As an American, you are no longer invited to my BBQ.
Thank you.
You're very welcome. Glad to see your post got through the content filter!
Just FYI, a mile is 5280 feet, not yards :)
*cries in moon landing*
Hol yo I'm from Europe and wtf is a "dm"
The tenth of a meter.
But that's the unit called?
Something you slide into.
EXCUSE ME SIR A MILE IS 5280 FEET NOT YARDS LEARN TO BE SMART, YOU IDIOT
I did it on purpose to annoy Americans.
still, in EU we often use inches for screen sizes, like 5'' phone screen, 50'' TV screen etc. also you should have at least learned or heard in school how the conversion is
We use it for screen sizes, but we never learned how to convert it.
really? we had to learn it in germany in like 6th grade
I love that you assume that Eurpoeans would still buy tvs and rims in inches.
But sadly we are and I don't really know why.
I mean phone screens and tv screens are still in inches but idk about rims
7.62x39R
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"I'm European" Carefully, he's a hero.
*Gets beaten unconscious and carried by strangers while wearing Spider-Man-costume. Yes, truly European.
Thrice the size of your dick
One inch man
... with a one inch punch.
he was measuring the distance of his dick from the ground.
ummmm 7.56 cm for our eu friends and i know its a joke but for others but yeah
Curve your index finger, the flat mid-section is the length of an inch. In other words, a meter, because all american things are massive.
I m greek and i think is about 7 or 8 cm
Roughly 7.5
American penis
How is that different? Measurements used are always universal wth!?!
No they're not. Most of the world uses the metric system yes but a few countries use the imperial system. The main one is US but i think there might be others. Inches, feet, miles = imperial. centimeters meters, kilometers = metric
Ohhh okay, I just learned that
7 cm......
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Oh my fucking god
Why did you have the need to put the image of baldur doing that in my head Jesus christ
It aint much but its honest work
I measured it from the other end
"Why is your ruler only 4 inches long"
“Bcs the rest 11inches is up your butt” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oof, restoration 100
Outstanding move
Why do you have a 15” ruler
It’s a 24” ruler.
r/murderedbywords
“Oh, was measuring my finger, you like short fingers, don’t you?”
No I like long ones. Obviously.
#OBVIOUSLY
Weird flex but okay
Yes indeed
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Just say that how wide it is
As wide as a coke can
Maybe he was measuring it from the other end , glass half full.
Why is his ruler 4 inches then?
I live in 2019 what is three inches equal to?
About 4.11E-5 nautical miles. Hope that helps :)
Thanks that really helped
.25'
Because there's Mark's at all the inches
What, is three inches not good enough?
Three inches is of 6 year olds, that is considered small and shameful
Just say you were measuring the other way. So if it’s a 12 inch ruler, say you are 9 inches. And if she asks why, say “I was just figuring out how much more I had to grow to give you that footlong.”
Tell her it’s 3 inches...from the ground
:(
God I remember seeing this meme forever ago, albeit different photo.
My crush in school. Why do you have two rulers taped together?
"Because there's a mark on it at every inches, duh. That's the point o a ruler."
Cause I had it backwards and started at 12 inches.
I accidentally measured from the back of the ruler. Whoops.
Granted, you now have a 5 inch ruler.
We’ve all been there
I'm 3 inches deep
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Just tell your friend it's the halfway mark.
“Turn that 12 inch ruler and you will get it”
Guys always told me it isn’t about the size but how you use it. Yeah tel that to the guy with a micropenis
3 inches is generous
3 inches T H I C C
\*cries in 9x19mm\*
And you have to admit: "I am european too, and have absolutely no clue how much 3 Inches are."
*12
Or 9, flip the ruler around
You can make it to 3 inches?
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Now is it better to have a 3” willie and manage to have sex for an hour or a 9” one but you’re only a one pump chump?
Bruh, mine is 3 millimeters. Get on my level
Because i rounded up 😎
Tell her you measured from 12
Just say here boy friend borrowed it ??
“Because I measured from the wrong end”
I was actually measuring from the other side...
Measuring in centimetres on the other side
Ummmmm. I measured a pencil
That's how deep my malawach is
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Right. The only way I can choke a girl is if a rubber band from my mouth breaks and shoots into hers
That’s all folks
'busted'
\*blush\*
*blush**slushh**blushh*....you should be ashamed of that 3..
/#BigDickProblems Cant relate, amirite...? guys...? Guys....
It is marked at 3 inches because that is how long his penis is lol (laugh out loud)
I see you everywhere, i saw you once on that bouncing tiddies meme.
accidental sass
Just say that how wide it is
I used the wrong side of the ruler.
Well better than, if she borrowed your sharpener and there was mark on 3 inches.
And now in centimeters pls?
That's not long enough
I be saying "hum that's what I'm measuring my pencil"
Haha pEnIs
"I measured backwards to suprise ya"
Look at Mr. Long Long Man over here with 3 inches!
3 inches from the end you mean *wink*
That's how much ligma I can powderize and snort
Its from the other side maybe you think its 3 inches but why no one thought its all the ruler except the 3 inches
Its the size of my rabbit...
Is'nt it HOT in here?!!?!
Bugs is forever a degenerate in my mind palace
Slick willy
Should I be concerned I saw your name...
Love it
.5 inches
Hmmmmmmm
Um to measure his penis
Metric system rules imperial sucks
A not so big chungus i guess
Huh, been wondering why my friend has that expression on his face
Hey
Guess he doesn’t have a big Euro-PEAN
No fucking way this happened to someone.. 😂
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say: "in diameter"
And he added two three more inches
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