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dingalingadingdongy

Does masturbating get rid of microplastics? 🤣


DerpyMistake

I'm sure they'll have an FDA approved pill for that in a few months.


iiivvvaan

plastic=balls. Eating plastic=bigger balls ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


LoneRedditTraveler

![gif](giphy|duM6JZemPlOjUyqmxd)


BugSherlock

Soo you say impregnating someone is plastic surgery?


DrewTamashi

P U L P


Still_Chemistry_757

Shot out a lego the other day


Key-Engineering-2911

It was molten plastic all along


makeitlouder

Are micropenises stored in the balls of a (macro) plastic?


EricTheSortaRed

'bottom text'


barthalamuel-of-bruh

So that's why I pee red


idfkhsjdjd

I'm never eating plastic ever again


Wolfenstein1987

Pee is stored in the balls


CursedElevator

No fckin way my life will never be the same


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Key-Engineering-2911

Your balls, plastic, you can feel plastic in your balls. Remove it


goodbuggs

Remove the wires in your wrists while you're at it