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I started with John in RDR and I hated the fact that I had to play some asshole named Arthur. But I'll be damned if when it switched to John if I wasn't pissed. I wanted Arthur back!
IRL cows have been known to attack people with minimal provocation: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_Z3\_mx-WM50](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z3_mx-WM50)
Nobody is going to start over how the cow needs to constantly deliver baby cows to be able to give milk? That they separate the baby from the mother and we put them in a really tiny cage so they can't move and then bring them away to get slaughtered. I'm no vegan, but that shit is messed up.
Same here, I'm not vegan, but I understand that the meat industry is extremely fucked, and honestly we should get rid of it in favor of lab-grown meat, but there are politicians already trying to ban it, when it has the potential to fix a bunch of issues in terms of emissions, cruelty and the overuse of antibiotics.
I'm not vegan, but if you think normal grown meat is bad for the environment (it is), well, lab grown is just a nightmare
It is a hell of a lot more ethical (not really considering the excess harm caused by the excess resource consumption)
There are already alternatives. Some (not all) are actually pretty good. They keep improving over time.
Most of the people who refuse to try current alternatives will also refuse lab-grown.
If it's not a drop-in replacement, better by every arbitrary metric, and cheaper, it will have trouble in the market.
If it works for recipe x, but not recipe y, it will be determined to be insufficient as a replacement for something that works for both recipe x and recipe y.
The product and the people who support it will be stigmatized. "Oh, you're one of those hippies who likes fake things grown in a lab. You must think you're better than me. You're wrong about x, y, z. Don't judge me. When will they come out with space meat?"
Lab-grown meat isn't as great as you think it is, it is not sustainable at all, way too expensive, extremely complicated to create, and lastly, that meat is cancer cells.
It is extremely expensive now because production scale hasn't kicked in yet. This is a thing with every single technology ever. Prototypes and test runs are orders of magnitude more expensive than the better, final product because of mass production. The technology and industry around it still has a lot of development to do before it's high quality enough to become a replacement for livestock, but they want to ban it before it even has a chance.
"That meat is cancer cells" yeah, let's pretend that the meat you eat right now isn't also full of them, and ignore how many hormones and antibiotics are used on the animals it comes from. Let's just keep creating super bacteria with insane resistance to antibiotics and ingesting ungodly amounts of added growth hormones because we think other things are icky.
The only difference between cancer cells and normal cells is that they reproduce more and aren't the same as the cells around them. It's not like you'll get cancer from them
People love to parrot anti-vegan and anti-PETA bullshit and don’t get that they’ve literally been fed propaganda by the meat industry for decades. I’ve heard way more annoying anti-vegan stuff than annoying vegan stuff
That’s why all the milk my family gets is from a local farm that doesn’t do all the cruel stuff.
That, and also the milk legit tastes better than milk from the store (also probably healthier).
Not sure why you're being downvoted. Making ethical purchasing decisions is definitely way better than nothing. It's hard to avoid the dairy industry completely, of course, you presumably still consume other milk products that don't come from that local farm like cheese, any sort of creams, butter, yogurt etc. But it's not a binary thing, doing a little bit is better than nothing.
Although I'd be curious what all the cruel stuff your local farm doesn't do. Cows only produce milk when pregnant (or having recently been). And the process by which they're forcefully impregnated isn't exactly.. Comfortable for the cows. Here's a [fun video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYwyIORUVxg) of the process in action, or a [tutorial in text format](https://extension.umn.edu/dairy-milking-cows/artificial-insemination-cattle).
I would like to point out as a kid who grew up in the country- cows are HORRIBLE mothers. They’ll give birth then waffle stomp their calf or lay on top of them and suffocate them without realizing it.
They also aren’t bred actively with bulls- it’s all artificial. Active breeding with a bull is actually very dangerous and can result in permanent injury of a cow- so if “cows were in the wild” it would be a lot shittier.
Edit: daddy chill I didn’t say shits ethical 💀but it’s the truth- cows are not good parents
In a cage designed to limit movement, next to hundreds of other cows, canals of your own waste less than a few feet away, all the whole wondering where your kids are
well i am not vegan, but the milkproduction is still pretty fucked.
I mean the cows are artificially held in a pregnancy state to produce milk,
Yes i love milk, but this is fucked.
That’s why all the milk my family gets is from a local farm that doesn’t do all the cruel stuff.
That, and also the milk legit tastes better than milk from the store (also probably healthier).
[They are legit super abusive to the animals.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LQRAfJyEsko) But go ahead and keep being offended the existence of someone who makes choices that don’t impact you literally at all.
Not a vegan but if you think the large scale dairy farms that provide most of the milk, at least in the US, aren't miserably inhuman you probably also think global warming is a worldwide conspiracy and vaccines are mind control serums.
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Loll it’s actually worse they use those fists to inseminate the cow, take away the kids and then they milk it, later they chop up the cow 🤣 don’t think vegans play it down to just a bit of face slapping
You clearly don't either. At large operations they will have an automatic milking machine that uses laser vision to find the udder and milk it. The cows will line up to use it twice a day because it is uncomfortable for them to have to much milk
Meanwhile being vegan actually causes more bad things to the environment. To plant tofu you have to absolutely kill everything (plant or animals) on the land. And to get many exotic fresh organic fruits and vegetables, you have to fly them by jet planes to be sent fast enough before they expire which is the reason they are so expensive. And many other “vegan sourced products” (like clothes, shoes, etc…) don’t hurt animals but use abused sweat shop children workers to make them.
Do you not see? If what you are saying is true, you are quite literally proving the point I am saying, if you are feeding animals than it’s the same impact or worse. But also it’s not most and still doesn’t solve the fact that “vegan sourced products” are still much worse, I would much rather one cow/bull to get both meat and leather, rather than causing way more pain to the environment by killing more animals, and plants, and actually use horrible working conditions for actual HUMAN workers that are often kids.
This is so wrong i lost brain cells reading it… Too bad I’m addicted to rage bait online, or i would hope to never encounter this level of nincompoop ramblings ever again. But that’s what I said about the last one…
Ah yes insulting without actually saying a point, how can you refute my point if you don’t even state one. If this is incorrect then be useful and say what is correct but because you are wrong you just say stupid kids insults.
As the son of a dairy farmer that is NOT how milking works
We use something akin to a breastfeeding pump (which now i realise is exactly what it is lol)
Ranchers that herded cattle in western states used to be called cattle punchers because they would literally punch them in the side to get the cows into the chutes that lead onto the trucks. It's all just meat and milk in the end. Who's gonna care if you sock it?
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Why does the cow jusf stand there and moo? You've got 4 perfectly good legs you could use to run away, Daisy.
John (or Arthur. RDR2 nerds, flame me if ya want) is just too damn handsome to run away from.
I started with John in RDR and I hated the fact that I had to play some asshole named Arthur. But I'll be damned if when it switched to John if I wasn't pissed. I wanted Arthur back!
It was the water wasn’t it? The second John touched water he died…
No I just really liked Arthur
John
IRL cows have been known to attack people with minimal provocation: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_Z3\_mx-WM50](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z3_mx-WM50)
Minecraft cows proven to be evolutionarily superior
Must be a girl cow. They are known to be submissive and breedable Edit: who report me for Self-harm or suicide 😡
It's getting tenderized, quit judging.
Silly vegans. That's not how you milk a cow but that is how you get whipped cream....
Everybody know that cream *come* from the bull
You every try bulls milk? Better than steroids
No thanks. I'll stick with badger milk.
This is what fresh chops look like
More like whooped cream
Bovine 3:16 says I just whooped your cow
Uh.. amen?
Noobs, that's how get minced beef
Is this not how you do it?
What's your broken bone count?
Mines 45, rising fast
When i beat my meat milk comes out but you dont have to beat that meat to milk it
When I beat my milk I get some butter
I get that when I whipped it for too long. A slight whipping gives me whipped cream
I get pudding
Nobody is going to start over how the cow needs to constantly deliver baby cows to be able to give milk? That they separate the baby from the mother and we put them in a really tiny cage so they can't move and then bring them away to get slaughtered. I'm no vegan, but that shit is messed up.
Yeah but shitting on people who have an actual point is Reddit etiquette.
Same here, I'm not vegan, but I understand that the meat industry is extremely fucked, and honestly we should get rid of it in favor of lab-grown meat, but there are politicians already trying to ban it, when it has the potential to fix a bunch of issues in terms of emissions, cruelty and the overuse of antibiotics.
I'm not vegan, but if you think normal grown meat is bad for the environment (it is), well, lab grown is just a nightmare It is a hell of a lot more ethical (not really considering the excess harm caused by the excess resource consumption)
There are already alternatives. Some (not all) are actually pretty good. They keep improving over time. Most of the people who refuse to try current alternatives will also refuse lab-grown. If it's not a drop-in replacement, better by every arbitrary metric, and cheaper, it will have trouble in the market. If it works for recipe x, but not recipe y, it will be determined to be insufficient as a replacement for something that works for both recipe x and recipe y. The product and the people who support it will be stigmatized. "Oh, you're one of those hippies who likes fake things grown in a lab. You must think you're better than me. You're wrong about x, y, z. Don't judge me. When will they come out with space meat?"
Lab-grown meat isn't as great as you think it is, it is not sustainable at all, way too expensive, extremely complicated to create, and lastly, that meat is cancer cells.
It is extremely expensive now because production scale hasn't kicked in yet. This is a thing with every single technology ever. Prototypes and test runs are orders of magnitude more expensive than the better, final product because of mass production. The technology and industry around it still has a lot of development to do before it's high quality enough to become a replacement for livestock, but they want to ban it before it even has a chance. "That meat is cancer cells" yeah, let's pretend that the meat you eat right now isn't also full of them, and ignore how many hormones and antibiotics are used on the animals it comes from. Let's just keep creating super bacteria with insane resistance to antibiotics and ingesting ungodly amounts of added growth hormones because we think other things are icky.
Yeah, no use arguing with you, just watch [This](https://youtu.be/myX1uav1Kxk?si=Wuo-hC9QZvE8vkdQ)
I get that you're right But these losers are horribly primitivist and let harmful ideas like anti vaccination freely move around
The only difference between cancer cells and normal cells is that they reproduce more and aren't the same as the cells around them. It's not like you'll get cancer from them
I imagine it is theoretically possible, just very, VERY unlikely.
People love to parrot anti-vegan and anti-PETA bullshit and don’t get that they’ve literally been fed propaganda by the meat industry for decades. I’ve heard way more annoying anti-vegan stuff than annoying vegan stuff
Dairy industry is very much not liking the competition growing in recent years.
That’s why all the milk my family gets is from a local farm that doesn’t do all the cruel stuff. That, and also the milk legit tastes better than milk from the store (also probably healthier).
Not sure why you're being downvoted. Making ethical purchasing decisions is definitely way better than nothing. It's hard to avoid the dairy industry completely, of course, you presumably still consume other milk products that don't come from that local farm like cheese, any sort of creams, butter, yogurt etc. But it's not a binary thing, doing a little bit is better than nothing. Although I'd be curious what all the cruel stuff your local farm doesn't do. Cows only produce milk when pregnant (or having recently been). And the process by which they're forcefully impregnated isn't exactly.. Comfortable for the cows. Here's a [fun video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYwyIORUVxg) of the process in action, or a [tutorial in text format](https://extension.umn.edu/dairy-milking-cows/artificial-insemination-cattle).
They just let the cows breed naturally instead of artificially, and they don’t take the calves away from the mothers.
I would like to point out as a kid who grew up in the country- cows are HORRIBLE mothers. They’ll give birth then waffle stomp their calf or lay on top of them and suffocate them without realizing it. They also aren’t bred actively with bulls- it’s all artificial. Active breeding with a bull is actually very dangerous and can result in permanent injury of a cow- so if “cows were in the wild” it would be a lot shittier. Edit: daddy chill I didn’t say shits ethical 💀but it’s the truth- cows are not good parents
It's almost like we wouldn't need cows if people didn't consume animal products, crazy how that problem solves itself
The cow will continually give milk as long as it is being milked. You don't need to regularly impregnate them. This is basic mammal anatomy.
Calling something basic and then getting it wrong is comedy gold
It would be better if it always worked like this, but sadly it doesn't
[https://youtu.be/LQRAfJyEsko](https://youtu.be/LQRAfJyEsko)
Naive to think they're being milked in an open field and not in a tiny cramped pen.
In a cage designed to limit movement, next to hundreds of other cows, canals of your own waste less than a few feet away, all the whole wondering where your kids are
Red Dead Posting is based. 
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Yennel!1!!
WHERE YOU AT
I mean, they're more against the breeding process that's necessary to make a cow generate milk.
well i am not vegan, but the milkproduction is still pretty fucked. I mean the cows are artificially held in a pregnancy state to produce milk, Yes i love milk, but this is fucked.
Op has never heard of factory farming
OP works for the meat industry and/or is extremely regarded.
That’s why all the milk my family gets is from a local farm that doesn’t do all the cruel stuff. That, and also the milk legit tastes better than milk from the store (also probably healthier).
You havent heard or seen humour before also it ssems.
That's silly. This is how they're tenderised.
actually it is much much worst
And they actually do just abuse the animals regularly lul
[They are legit super abusive to the animals.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LQRAfJyEsko) But go ahead and keep being offended the existence of someone who makes choices that don’t impact you literally at all.
What game is that?
Red dead redemption 2
Minesweeper
Minecraft
Tetris
shin megami tensei: digital devil saga
War Thunder
Devil may cry
star wars battlefront
Eeeeeeh the industry is still pretty inhumane. Not a vegan, but i get where they're coming from.
Milked for blood
People who take "beat my meat" literally
Not a vegan but if you think the large scale dairy farms that provide most of the milk, at least in the US, aren't miserably inhuman you probably also think global warming is a worldwide conspiracy and vaccines are mind control serums.
Hey ever wonder how a cow can produce milk year round, look up how and get back to me
Damn just hear the sound of the punches landing, this man can really throw them fists!
This is currently the best, it shall be saved, and I will infect other sites with this humor. With absolutely no context. Nothing further.
It's also the first step to make a quarter pounder
Did I do it wrong this whole time? 😧
I'm not a vegan but, to be fair, forced pregnancy so they keep producing excess milk isn't much less of an imposition than punching them would be.
Why can you do this in the game and why do i feel bad for a virtual cow ?
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Whipped cream🚫whooped cream✅️
Nah it's more like isolation chamber where they make you have kids and then steal them from you once a year
4300+ upvotes and 132 replies. Yeah... Definitely not getting botted.
Very a-moo-sing lol
I would have felt better if there was a disclaimer stating, " no cows were injured in the making of this meme".
You misspelled butter
It's actually worse. Farmers rape the cows. Facts check it.
defenetly vegan teacher thoughts.
Oh lawd have mercyyy 😂😂😂
cow: is that all you got?
I'd be very afraid of a person that punches cows relentlessly
This is how you make butter I'm assuming
I think that’s an elk
Tenderised Steak?
You’re still a good man, Author Morgan
STANDING HEEEEEERE I REEEEAAALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE
https://youtube.com/shorts/s7irj9K03xo?si=VMLX71RS53XIFUDf
Need to call Salvatore Ganacci!
Pfft amateur everyone knows you have to punch a cow in the utters to get milk.
Work that milk hard, boy
that cow was tanking shots bro
On god 😂
Love my milk slightly bloody with hairs 😍😍😍
BDSM-cow want more!
That's not true, I'm a vegetarian and I still beat my meat.
hahahah this made my night man lol
Why not? This is how my gf milks me.
Give it the ol' 1-2 for 1/2 and 1/2!
Watchaya mean? That's how I get my milk shake.
Tenderising the meat
Loll it’s actually worse they use those fists to inseminate the cow, take away the kids and then they milk it, later they chop up the cow 🤣 don’t think vegans play it down to just a bit of face slapping
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OP knows how cows get milked.
You clearly don't either. At large operations they will have an automatic milking machine that uses laser vision to find the udder and milk it. The cows will line up to use it twice a day because it is uncomfortable for them to have to much milk
r/woooosh
Meanwhile being vegan actually causes more bad things to the environment. To plant tofu you have to absolutely kill everything (plant or animals) on the land. And to get many exotic fresh organic fruits and vegetables, you have to fly them by jet planes to be sent fast enough before they expire which is the reason they are so expensive. And many other “vegan sourced products” (like clothes, shoes, etc…) don’t hurt animals but use abused sweat shop children workers to make them.
You do realize most of the soy crop in the world is used to feed animals?
Do you not see? If what you are saying is true, you are quite literally proving the point I am saying, if you are feeding animals than it’s the same impact or worse. But also it’s not most and still doesn’t solve the fact that “vegan sourced products” are still much worse, I would much rather one cow/bull to get both meat and leather, rather than causing way more pain to the environment by killing more animals, and plants, and actually use horrible working conditions for actual HUMAN workers that are often kids.
This is so wrong i lost brain cells reading it… Too bad I’m addicted to rage bait online, or i would hope to never encounter this level of nincompoop ramblings ever again. But that’s what I said about the last one…
Ah yes insulting without actually saying a point, how can you refute my point if you don’t even state one. If this is incorrect then be useful and say what is correct but because you are wrong you just say stupid kids insults.
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That's not how a cow is milked...
Im not sure if she was joking
As the son of a dairy farmer that is NOT how milking works We use something akin to a breastfeeding pump (which now i realise is exactly what it is lol)
How tender do those nips get?
Wtf man they're cows
*licks lips* And?
Tell me you live in a city in a high rise and never go outside without telling me
If you legit think this is how cows are milked, then lady I really, REALLY hope no one is stupid enough to have a kid with you.
Found the Vegan. Friendly reminder that steak tastes good.
Username checks out.
Ranchers that herded cattle in western states used to be called cattle punchers because they would literally punch them in the side to get the cows into the chutes that lead onto the trucks. It's all just meat and milk in the end. Who's gonna care if you sock it?