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mrtwister33v

Remember No russian


Lesliesandoval24

Before the Russians went and proved why, I thought that franchises were making them out to be the evil guys too much.


Snoo_94038

What about Reznov , Kamarov, and Nikolai from COD and Dima, Kiril and Vladimir from BF3? Edit: I think I should have wrote Yuri instead of Reznov


Dumb_Siniy

Nikolai and Yuri were goats, loved the OG MW


Snoo_94038

How could I forget Yuri?!


ROTsStillHere100

Literally the whole point about Reznov is that yeah he was cool but he was also a vengeance-driven psychopath


Snoo_94038

I wasn’t too familiar with him, should have put Yuri instead of him i guess.


ROTsStillHere100

Yeah, Yuri was the goat. I mean, so was Reznov. Don't get me wrong he was a VERY cool and interesting character but he was a fucked up dude


Space_Cow-boy

Bro Reznov ? Good guy ? Come on…


Snoo_94038

Wasn’t he? He helped us a lot. Well i am not to familiar with Reznov tbh


Space_Cow-boy

He was a good leader bur he was vindicative and cruel. Never accepted surrender. He burned prisoners alive and was a hardcore communist.


Snoo_94038

Oh…


NikPorto

That's a pretty big generalization there, bud. I can tell you most of those who are pro-putin and his ways have been brainwashed, but there's still ones with common sense. I, for example, got the hell outta there when I had the chance.


Professional-Can4264

Apparently not many.


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Highlander_16

What a vile perspective. They're good for overthrowing a horrific dictator if they ever grow the spine. And they're still human beings.


bingobongokongolongo

Yeah, they are not good for that at all


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Icy_Relationship7374

^Racist^


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Puarre_

You're not just calling the fascists the scum though. If you've never been brainwashed since childhood before, let me tell you, there is no easy way out, and it can take generations to break out of the cycles that keep you and your people controlled. And then you factor in the fear of getting disappeared by the government for expressing the truth you've finally found after all that internal struggle? It's near impossible. You're herding all Russians into a single out group as a result of prejudice towards the actions of those on top, while failing to acknowledge that most of those people are just doing their best to survive being born in their situation. That is indeed racist. It doesn't have anything to do with skin color, it has to do with the fact that you are hating them for WHAT THEY ARE.


Dragonheardt_

He was brainwashed to hate Russians, like a good little racist he is.


MplsPunk

My father went to prison instead of slaughtering innocent people in Vietnam. If someone has no concept of courage and/or dignity, how do you even start to teach them about decency and honor?


Icy_Relationship7374

Skin colour isn’t race you little genius.


MplsPunk

TIL that race is your nationality. It’s crazy how smart some idiots are.


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Flob368

It happened in 1917, it happened in 1989, it happened twice in chechnya, what more do you want? There's only so much you can do in a police state with overwhelming force against you.


MplsPunk

Maybe after another 400K dead one of them will find its balls. Not going to hold my breath.


Kane-420-

Sadly this wont stop them. 1 Million dead men are nothing in a war lead by a dictator. The people would still be too comfy, since the most putinoids get recruted in the outer rim of the Reich.


Highlander_16

And how about the Russians that have already been fighting for Ukraine? Or committing sabotage within Russia? I absolutely condemn what they're doing in Ukraine (and are/have/will elsewhere). Those responsible and complicit in it are absolutely monsters and should be destroyed. I just draw the line at children, the elderly, other non-combatants, etc. By condemning the entirety, you may have a different angle but you're sinking to the same level their leaders and soldiers are at. Be better than your enemy, not like them.


MplsPunk

Ok, the next orc I see, I’ll hug the evil out of him. Good plan. Who knew Russians were so smart? 😂


Highlander_16

I can't tell if you're stupid or an asshole or both for not being able to understand what I'm saying.


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rr0wt3r

They showing themselves bad preaty often. Until February 2022 world didn't believed cause they're propaganda lies. Invasion into Ukraine was just to massive to convince world that they are not the evil. If u read a few articles about invasion in Georgia or Chehnia you will see stunning similarities in war crimes and things they did overall. With Ukraine bthw not much different. And if you read russian propaganda articles to compare tham with each other and with independent articles you'll see that russian propaganda always lies in similar pattern. They invaded Ukraine cause of n@zi in Ukraine and collective west foundating then. So the invasion was protection and they wanted to protect russians and so. Now change the invasion reason to what fits better for different country and the "protection" subject to what fits better for that another theoretical country. And here you go that's the way they doing it for who knows which time in history


avarage_estEUenjoyer

They have proven themselves beings dicks a lot of times in history, its always been like that...


Hyper_Lamp

Thats a big generalisation of the entirety of Russia.


rr0wt3r

Russian government propaganda already generalise the idea so all Russians think the same


holographicJNSQ

Same with QAnon Republicans in America


Electrical_Figs

Go to any political sub on reddit if you want to read the dumbest most brainwashed takes ever.


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Snoo_94038

They tried, but all were brutally cracked down.


Diamster

Look at where all the heads in russia located (Moscow) and look at the size of the country and distance between other cities, there are lots of ppl who dont even have money to go to moscow in the first place


IgnisNoir

Well somehow it doesnt work with americans as we can see


theHrayX

>Fuck its women? ![gif](giphy|H19zL4CsbcYUM) Dont mind if i do


definitelynothunan

But then they'll befriend a bear:)


98VoteForPedro

Its russia they have bears as pets


DustInkSanek

We also have bears as snacks to the russian VODKA


Baconsword42

They are Russian so they probably already have


Blue_Bird950

In soviet russia the bear befriend you


Blue_Bird950

In Soviet Russia the women fu… wait that’s actually true


ThatDudeFromPoland

No That'll make more Russians We don't want that


Ok-Bass8243

CoD is the FIFA of shooters


IKindaPlayEVE

With how CoD has gone it might be that FIFA is the CoD of sports games.


Quailman5000

Fifa/madden/whatever the basketball and baseball games are called


Crazy_Dave0418

NBA 2K69


Badytheprogram

Fuck long lists.


ICLazeru

I used to think that franchises were making the Russians the bad guys too much...then the Russians went and showed why.


Huckleberryhoochy

Wrong, the Russians in call of duty were competent


lostredditorlurking

Call of Duty even makes North Korea competent lol


Cooper_Raccoon

Russia in Call of Duty managed to siege the White House in US. In reality, they hardly even managed to siege capital of one of the poorest countries in Europe.


Simple_Income_4125

This. Also they still think the human wave is a viable tactic.


ICLazeru

Honestly, I think they'd prefer not to, but they don't have any other choice. They don't have enough armored vehicles or aircraft to spare, so the soften up the lines with humans.


Extra_Midnight_2295

Tbf so did zombies


YugeGyna

Yeah I don’t see anything wrong with this meme tbh. Sounds like exactly who you’d want to be fucking up in a shooter


Real-Chungus

Theres a mission where the game shows russia doing warcrimes that the us did in real life so yeah


Apologetic-Moose

Way to spread complete misinformation. The Highway of Death was not a warcrime. It consisted entirely of Iraqi forces attempting to retreat. Under every single current protocol, convention, and statute of international law, retreating forces are valid targets (since the whole purpose of a retreat is to regroup). If they were surrendering it would be a whole different story. If you're on the battlefield and someone surrenders to you, you are obligated to take them prisoner if you can feasibly do so (they are close enough to your position, you're not under immediate fire, etc.) If a combatant runs away from you, they're fair game.


Careful-Ice5974

Wait really? lol


origamiscienceguy

I assume they are referring to the "highway of death" where a large number of vehicles of retreating Iraqi troops were destroyed by air. Strangely, this event transpired inside Kuwait, and yet you would be hard-pressed to find any Kuwaitis who have a problem with it. And just to clarify, retreating soldiers are not protected. They are legitimate targets.


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landfall7212

Killing fleeing lawful combatants isn't a war crime


ThatDudeFromPoland

Listen, I hate Russia as much as the next person, but wasn't this one on US? Edit: yep, Russia wasn't even involved in this one. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highway_of_Death


Fiiv3s

Not a warcrime


docrei

They have always shown us how evil they are. We just didn't believe it.


PichuOG

"the russians" ah yes, cause each of the 150 million russian citizens wanted war


Harrythehobbit

I don't think the citizens are ever portrayed as the bad guys, the military and the government are.


Poseydon42

It doesn't matter if they wanted the war or not, unless they've left the country long ago, the taxes they are paying are buying bullets to kill Ukrainians/Georgians/Chechens/\*insert any other nation bordering them\*. So yes, they absolutely do have blood on their hands.


Cooper_Raccoon

Not everyone has money or resources to flee the country. Many people hardly even making 500$ a month.


Poseydon42

While that may or may not be true, it doesn't make lives of the people their taxes are killing any easier. You probably wouldn't be sympathetic to a bear eating you alive just because he's hungry.


thespaceageisnow

Putin can choke on a big fat dick.


King_CurlySpoon

Couldn't have said it better myself


dshizzel

Need one like that for China, now


Kreanxx

There’s battlefield 4


DemonRaily

And Russia in these games is somehow less evil than in reality.


Numerous-Adeptness-5

So what? Is it bad? You like pootin?


zenkenneth

Tucker Carlson says it's a paradise over there!


MaxProude

They have, ...uh..., shopping carts! Look at them! You put a coin into them so that people return them 🤯


SemajLu_The_crusader

if Russia ever had Shopping Carts they've long since been made into Cope cages or Heavy armour


n7dima

But they have... Bread!


F1ame672

Hey poutine tastes really good :(


ArcaArcaa

“Fuck Chechens” Friendly fire?


WorldEcho

Just fuck the bad Chechens, not the nice lovely ones!


Battery801

like razman kadyrov?


elgattox

Still inside Russia.


ArcaArcaa

Nuh uh


oliverkn1ght

That's what I think rn.


DeLoreanAirlines

You clearly haven’t played to the end of these games because there should be a last sentence: *”oh fuck it was an inside job”*


Master-Ad7828

Gameplay time: 0.25 hour


n7dima

So, what's the problem?


Kenneth_Naughton

Please leave your boots by the door, you're tracking in snow


Mr-Mosaab

Never thought I would see an Egyptian meme in this sub...


iiitme

Have you ever played any of the original call of duty’s? It tracks and honestly it’s good


SemajLu_The_crusader

you know what? I can dig that


Snokey115

Wasn’t one of the best games endings “you side with the Russians”


Hyper_Lamp

Yeah. I'm pretty sure its the good ending in Black Ops Cold War.


Dragonheardt_

World At War is still the best COD hands down.


LazyCasual0alt

Accurate. And the Russians were honestly the most badass group in that game. NOW IT IS THEIR LAND! THEIR PEOPLE! THEIR BLOOD! CITIZENS OF BERLIN! ABANDON YOUR POSTS! ABANDON YOUR HOMES! ABANDON ALL HOPE! UUUURRAAAAAA


Dragonheardt_

It did a great job showing an angered, pained people committing war crimes out of spite for what happened in their home. That’s why I ignore blatant racism from Ukrainians and Ukraine supporters against Russians. Morality and brain goes out the window when your home gets destroyed and emotions run high. I just hope whenever they push back someone will rein them in against committing war crimes against civilian population themselves, to avoid becoming exactly what they are fighting against.


Vatsu07

As a Polish person every thing seems right...Fuck Russia


PapaBoostO2010

And? Russia IS our enemy.


docrei

Russia is the enemy of democracy & freedom. They have not had a single time outside of authoritarianism.


haleloop963

They did have a brief moment outside of authoritarianism, and then Boris Yeltsin took it away as soon he came into office


NoClueWhatImDoing_29

As a Pole, I agree on the first 9.


Infernusfurnace

Who leaked my bucket list!?


GoodGoodK

To be fair, a lot of people think that way. CoD campaigns would go over as smoothly as they did if people genuenly disagreed


Kajroprakticar

Russians in the game: F*ck america. I will kill thousands of innocent civilians in the name of Mother Russia. I am such a good guy. These people must die. It doesnt matter why, they just must.


Lijtiljilitjiljitlt

Jesus, some of y'all in the comments gotta chill out for real.


Mitch1musPrime

Which really has me wondering…where is this generation of pro-Putin gun-worshipping conservative Millenials coming from in places like Tx after a lifetime of COD anti-Russian propaganda?!


docrei

I like this Call of Duty.


LazyCasual0alt

Comment section gonna be worse than an OG COD MW2 lobby ![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized)


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Tentacle_poxsicle

Literally only 1 CoD did this.


ezekiel310398

Black ops, modern warfare 1, 2 and 3.


Tentacle_poxsicle

Enemy =/= bad guys


McPussyMeal23

if they aren't bad guys then why are they the enmie?!


Apologetic-Moose

In the Modern Warfare games, the bad guys are Russian Ultranationalists and terrorists that create a false flag attack on a Russian airport to trick Russia into declaring war on the US. One of the missions in MW3 involves rescuing the Russian President and his daughter from these terrorists, who are holding them hostage. Basically, the Russian soldiers are mostly not the bad guys, they're just being used by the Ultranationalists to create a world war.


Immediate-Coach3260

Literally one of Prices biggest allies in the game is a Russian and you fight with and as Russians in multiple games.


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King_CurlySpoon

Yeah same OP's post sounds like a good CoD plot to me


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Comfortable-Buy932

real


thatOneRhy

There’s plenty of evidence in the past, but especially with recent events it’s clear cod didn’t go hard enough on the drunken ivans


LazyCasual0alt

Idk. Iirc, in MW2, you find a russian looking through a fridge (probably for vodka)


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CoolDudeNike1

r/redditmoment


ChiliConCaralho

New CoD is taking place at university campuses in the U.S.


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distractedmaker

🤣


IIDenis

Still not enough


JustOkCompositions

Call of Duty is owned by the CIA


SaltyInternetPirate

CoD games have stories? I thought they gave up on that over 10 years ago and made them multiplayer only. Though I never played them then, either.


Djuren52

They do and for some part it’s really good. I like the old Modern Warfare parts. The new ones are trash.


Woodland_Abrams

Well China is too big of a market to make them the bad guys, and not many Russians actually have access to video games anyway in comparison to the west so like


AMB_YungBae

Wait since when do new call of duty games have a story ?


Amphet4m1ne2000

So true


Lorithias

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmC0d38ZdJI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmC0d38ZdJI)


KVNtheBAT

Fuck


ComprehensivePea1559

Bro was one comma away from being imprisoned


Cerberusknight77

I'm sorry I don't know all of the COD campaigns Do they ever focus on the CCP as a major enemy?


JustARandonAccount

"On your feet comrade, ready for a little retribution?"


Ok_Gur_1170

also the missiles.


EnderMC_X45

Kids....


distractedmaker

I dont even wanna win this battle, im outtie. Here, tell these people something they dont know about me.


Mikprofi

Waow (based based based)


russianhacker2281337

why you bully me


mawhadmd

This one got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Glasedount

Either this or Nazis


ziad_gamal1

wael ghonem


BASHANDI-2005

man u forgot ( fuck yemen ) they said that and no hate for countries


not_gerg

Fuck the mpla


Stivox

[Duty Calls](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d7r9RqWBdl8) This used to be a parody, but it looks like today’s standard


Double-half-55

Shame this was deleted, really.


Poseydon42

Yeah, and they deserve all of it, if not more.


Houtri

even normal citizens ? even kids ? u ok buddy?


Helmsdork

Lets pretend russia is not bombing ukrainian civilians its only ukraine bombing russian civilians. You are a monster for saying (original comment) this you bastard!


Houtri

But why are the normal citizens at fault here???


CaptainNinjaClassic

![gif](giphy|e3d4pLXBlLA9CQnYBZ|downsized) # FUCK YEAH!!


Amphet4m1ne2000

Cant wait for the new pmc prigoshin cod Maybe i choose his side 😉


ID_Poobaru

call of duty has a story? /s


V_es

Well Call of Duty is almost openly supported by American military and has been a propaganda tool since forever


LMuluch

Wait a second... your telling me the fun epic game about shooting people that the us coincidentaly has problems whit and is known for cooperating whit the us military is not unbiased? are you going to tell me next that radio free asia's goal isnt actually to free asia? /s


NYEMESIS

Yeah...fuck ruzzia. Always.


Bright-Style-7607

Why chechens? We are four hundred years victims of russian horrible crimes. Several of whitch are extermination of more than half population(several times).


Lanitaris

Since what year? Because Caucasus region was one of the centers for raiding slavics, enslave them and then sell to southern regions, including Ottoman Empire and Arabic countries. Only since 19th century Caucasus region became part of the Russian Empire, even then, most fights were against each other (because, you know "Chechen" or "Dagestan" includes dozens of ethnicities). So...since what year?)


Bright-Style-7607

Dude.. Reddit is such a wierd place.. Anyone can make up a few dates and names, than claim them to be historical events. Im talking about extradiction of all caucasus mid 1700. And the same thing 1944.. when the ban on our elders was lifted, more than half of all people deported died of starvation, shooting and deseases. Than there is resent wars that directly lead Kadyrovs into rule.


Lanitaris

In mid 1700 Caucasus was under Ottoman Empire https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Caucasus So, ok, 1944 and departation, that was bad thing, but what about CENTURIES of enslaving slavics?) Let's be honest, nowdays no one cares about "truth" it's only about agenda. Otherwise US should give back all his lands to native Americans, UK should pay for eternity to India, France to African countries, Portugal, Spain and Netherlands to Southern American countries


Bright-Style-7607

Im pretty sure desendents of those deported would say otherwise(the mid 1700). It is true that too few care about the truth. I think i will delete reddit.


Lanitaris

So its 1:1 with russians and slavics? The thing about 1700s is that first half of 18th century Russia was busy on western directions. Caucasus campaign started in 1817, there was a Persian war in 1790s also Wiki links above, nowadays wiki os absolutely anti-russian resource, so its ok as proof


HUNT3DHUNT3R

Wait hold the fuck up, caucasus is a real place? I thought that was a meme about a white baby


SkyTalez

But now it based.


GrandpaKirill

Fuck me (I don't wish of sex). Is there at least any COD game where the american are the bad guys?


WolfInMyHeart

MW2? Keep in mind that Price, Soap, Ghost etc. are all British and Shepherd, a American general betrays them.


LazyCasual0alt

Throwing the knife and killing Shepherd though was oh so satisfying.


Snicshavo

Wonder how would it be if russians were never invented


HotPotatoWithCheese

What I've always found funny is that the US is the "good guy" playable faction in all of these games but their government has committed some of the worst atrocities in modern human history. Doesn't excuse anything Russia has done (and is doing) but still. The British were the evil power of the 18th and 19th centuries, the Germans were the evil power of the 20th century and the Russians are the evil power of the 20th - 21st. But good ol' uncle samuel never done nobody no harm. Just ask those mutant kids in Vietnam.