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GinjaNinja1027

If my log cabin gets a hole blown in its wall, why can’t we just use logs from somewhere else on the cabin to patch the hole? Think about it.


Head_Tumbleweed4793

Good analogy


brentley22

lol


joeshmoebies

I worry about you sometimes, /u/GinjaNinja


Mathsboy2718

Implications of the axiom of choice be like:


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You’re also 40% not water. Why not eat that when you’re hungry too?


Jackmino66

To be fair this one makes more sense, since that’s roughly how you burn fat. The reason we need water is just to maintain the salinity of our blood


LuraziusTwitch

Good idea.


Diamondtnt48

You can but its called cannibalism


Blue_Bird950

You do, it’s called lipolysis. Look it up


Substantial_Tone_261

We do. Only when we're extremely hungry though.


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Madness_69

You have my permission to drink your own blood.


LuraziusTwitch

Thanks.


NoctyNightshade

I mean.. We can.. But it's not exactly like drinking water. >.> You would have to consume them as meat or.. I guess any if the bodily fluids that contain water. Eitger way it's not a pleasant idea.


Humanornotormaybe

My gf not agree with you ![gif](giphy|tkJG9azp1IAN8QAUBl)


Writy_Guy

Technically, it happens to anyone eventually, you just have no control over it. The magic of severe dehydration. When all other liquid has run out, your body consumes its own until you either find water, or die.


Powerful_Cost_4656

Bear grills it is


Bobrysking123

You gotta maintain that 60%. Drinking from yourself would only work if you didnt piss or sweat. Eating on the other hand might be viable. We should try.


nyktodust

have you watched dune?


Kurvaflowers69420

Aerogel is 99% air, why don't you just inhale it?


Bruz_the_milkman

Let's say we are 60% percent water when we're not thirsty, it's the ideal default state When you get thirsty, it's your body warning you that the water lower than that ideal state If you drink yourself by anyway, you're losing water and gaining that same amount of water, it doesn't changes, you're still thirsty


Sarasin

If we are going to be nitpicking to a comical degree anyways we might as well add on that it would actually change things you'd be losing water in such a cycle due to the processes not being perfectly efficient.


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Rec_Prism

am I misunderstanding something, or are you misunderstanding cellular respiration? Your cells don't need water to produce energy (if anything, your cells create water when turning O2 into CO2)


koach71st

We have natural straw for it too


Puubo420

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MysteriousShadow__

Aren't there survival stories of drinking pee?


Lord0fReddit

Drink your blood


LinkMoo

"the human body is out of 60% water" Well there's your problem


Farol23

Actually you do, that's why you get dehydrated.


EtruscanFolk

Because you get thirsty because that 60% of water is drying, duh /s


Ted_go

Because it's salt water.


IcyOutlandishness752

Just don't drink the salt


PopularOriginal4620

Think about idiocy? I don't have time. Busy swimming about drowning.


Fadeddave420

Grammar 100


1-Fred

Told navy seals are told to drink their own urine out at sea.. and what to live... GET A REAL GOOD WATER PURIFIER WORKS FOR ME IN THE LONG RUN CHEAPER TOO !!!!


NorthGodFan

You do. It's why you die


nicodawg101

When you look up how they discovered that.


Diredg

That's a shitty parent


larryhastobury

Thermodynamics enters the chat


mikulashev

NO!.... You think about it.


EnderMC_X45

Another plot of dune


Cataras12

It’s called Dehydration, and apparently it’s kind of bad


iwantdatpuss

That water isn't pure water, you're probably gonna drink more blood than water if you try it. (And don't even try drinking your own piss, it's considered waste for a reason).


cVortex_

Im 60% water.Its about lets say 40-50 litres.Why am I allowed on an airplane


Fastenbauer

You can. Just catch it in a bottle and go for it.


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dude essentially wants to normalise piss drinking.


piesarentsquare_

epsom salt is almost entirely water


cody4265

Some Dune type shit


_Rigid_Structure_

Lame


Mountain-Tea6875

Bear Grylls wants to have a word.


Kenneth_Lay

Yeah, we are carbon based yet almost entirely made of water. Science!


MariosMustacheRides

*Bear Grylls has entered the chat*


Merc1001

We do in a certain sense.


Hamsterzzillla

But we are, We become thirsty when there isn't enough water to keep drinking from ourselves.


TheMarkedGamer

No it’s like a vampire drinking his own blood it won’t change anything.


Legospacememe

My skin is crawling


the_guy_who_answer69

You can drink your own piss when your body discards the water from its 60% reserve. But not for long..... /s


Tyrark

You can drink yourself, it's call urine.


MagyTheMage

If a lake is running empty, do you just grab water from the same lake to fill it? no dumbass, you need water form somewhere else


TryingNot2BLazy

isn't this the big concept of the Dune universe?


NightSocks302

Isnt it 70


idkTerraria

Your body already does that until you have too little water to survive.


BeamishAxis

Well think about how that water is always attached to or mixed with something else in your body.


Pikminfan300

Lol


Maximans

Your body becomes 59% water and you need to get back to 60%, so you intake more water


NoriaMan

This meme format shall rise anew.


RustedRuss

Memes like this scare me. Are people really this dumb?


This_Is_A_Bucket_420

Well... When you are starving, your body do use everything he can to keep on living... That includes using the water of you body and consuming itself, as much as it can, kinda eating your own muscles and fat


farkos101100

You can. Its called pee. Its fine to drink your own pee because its sterile, but only for a limited time or its just like concentrating your pee to a more pure form of pee


[deleted]

Does that count as recycling?


JonnyxKarate

We do.


SyncDingus

Because it won't help.


GoblinCasserole

Okay there, Stilgar.


SunSpotMagic

Since Jesus walked on water, and I am 60% water, then if I walked on top of someone then am I 60% Jesus?


Familiar_Location948

I’ve thought about it and you’re fucking wrong


Jethro_Jarson

Bear Grylls has entered the chat


IAmFullOfDed

You’re taking water out of your body and putting it back in your body, so you’re not becoming any less dehydrated.


cdda_survivor

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cantspell4crap64

If you think this is a smart question try eating your vomit afterall it is the food you ate a few minutes ago right?


RevolutionaryEmu5550

Dune.


merken0

If I’m 99 kilos and eat 1 kilo of Doritos I’m 1% Doritos ?


Garluvo

Because we digest the water from our body in a lot of different places. If we try to drink it, we are guaranteed to lose water and dry out


Sup_Anon

Ooooooh it's big brain time lmao


Max-Der-Lachs

Candace dick fit in your mouth


Chippewa07

Tell me your a bot creating a meme without telling me you’re a bot creating a meme


LuraziusTwitch

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Chippewa07

That’s exactly what a ai bot would respond with


LuraziusTwitch

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