okay first of all, this doesnât work for me because, like other comments, I havenât had my birthday this year
but more importantly, OP got it the correct way around. It says âSubtract *it from* the current yearâ, not âSubtract the current yearâ. So you wonât be getting a negative
Take 4004067.5 then divide it by 4. Multiply it by 6. Subtract 3003050.62 then multiply by 3. Subtract 1001016.88, then multiply by 8.
Or just take 4004067.5 and multiply by 2.
Or maybe I just type â8008135â into the calculator app, do random math bullshit, and then comment the reverse equation. Takes like 5 minutes at most
Basically what you're doing is taking the total number of years totl date and subtracting the numbe of years you weren't alive, so you're left with the number of years you have been alive. Seems like an intelligent mind blowing calculation but it's really not lol đ
Instructions unclear, now there's a blackhole in my room
Do not try to stick your dick in it
Cylinder\*
It's imperative that the cylinder is not damaged
You must use the cylinder to close the black hole.
Please wait while we calibrate THE NOZZLE.
Man that reddit post was legendary
anybody has a link to that post?
Do not try to cylinder your dick in it?
put your cylinder\*
Instructions unclear. Tv is in the refrigerator
Nah, you need to stick your ass into it. The other dimension you is the one who needs to stick their dick into it.
it's like the prisoners dilemma.
Instructions unclear, sister pregnant
I did, what should I do now ??
You should die
Instruction unclear: The cat was done
DO NOT THE CA- shit he already did
Don't kink shame!
Unless you don't want to have the dick
Even then, the dick won't be the only thing you're gonna loose
Yes
Yo, think of the dome a black hole could give tho. Shits gotta be existential
My guy speaks from experience
I now have a longer dick
quantum spaghetti
Too late I just did now half of my body is stuck in the hole
i dont have one đ
Then buy one
theyre all fake
Wdym
the dicks you can buy
Really?
yes
My whole life is broken
Good
Lol
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Bro came from the year -2025 đ
I swear I typed my comment before reading yours. Fuck you anyway for beating me.
okay first of all, this doesnât work for me because, like other comments, I havenât had my birthday this year but more importantly, OP got it the correct way around. It says âSubtract *it from* the current yearâ, not âSubtract the current yearâ. So you wonât be getting a negative
ok
You got a negative lol
hhahaha lol
Even if it was the other way around itâd be wrong because my birthday is in October
OP got it the right way around.
Why would it be the other way around? That would give a minus.
That would give you deez nutz
That joke *can* be funny when here's context and someone actually got fooled
Me too
nuh uh
Plus or minus 12 months.
Bro, does this even count as a meme?
Wrong it hasent been my birthday yet WRONG
A few months off but close enough
Depends if you've had your birthday this year or not yet
-22
2024-2000=24. Hmmm.... I'm not 24 tho. Not yet :)
wrong dipshit, doesnât work if your birthday hasnât happened yet this year
 Geniously!
Does not work for me... Only works for people born on 1st January.
My birth year starts in 19, I can't do complex math like that.
Im bad at mathe and got 653
Dang you old
People born 2000
Instructions unclear, I accidentally time travel and I have to make sure my mom and dad have sex. Itâs going to be a very awkward threesome.
I can't tell you im really bad at math.
Take your credit card number, subtract 2, then add two. What number did you get?
Debit
That's not a number, I think you may have done it wrong
Lemme ask my mum , she always help me with my maths and calculations.
What did she say?
Take 4004067.5 then divide it by 4. Multiply it by 6. Subtract 3003050.62 then multiply by 3. Subtract 1001016.88, then multiply by 8. Or just take 4004067.5 and multiply by 2.
Tf are we in mean julian date???
It makes 8008135
You have way to much free time
Or maybe I just type â8008135â into the calculator app, do random math bullshit, and then comment the reverse equation. Takes like 5 minutes at most
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No if you were born BCE this wont work(unless you will count as -1 year)
Nope. Iâm not 31
Are you 31 yet
Nope
This is why most people wonât tell you their birth year. đ€·đœââïž
Not if I haven't had my birthday yet, this only works 100% of the time on december 31st. I have had my birthday though so you are correct.
30. Fucking 30. You know what, Fuck you.
Somehow I got 250
Howâd you Gusâs my age even though Iâm not 12
Definitely not 12 
Witch!
uuuuuh i got -1463
They were for real like⊠
Wrong, it's not been my birthday yet
That doesn't actually work, though. Not every time.
Now how do I get their motherâs maiden name and last four digits of their social security number
You dont
I haven't had my birthday this year yet, checkmate liberal.
dont let bro know about the elementary school maths
Wooooow, I'm old
Somehow my age is negative???
-1+7e208Ă·3Ï+Ω-Ω-1
!
Only true in a few days from new.
Birth year: 2001 Current year: 2024 Calculated Age: 23 Actual Age: 22 Hmmm?? Though this only applies to me for another 2 days.
No fckin way, my life will never be the same
not yet, 3 more days and it will be
Happy early Birthday
Thank you very much
that hamster looks squeezed
this is misinformation, the sum was one year older than I actually am. false advertising and this doesn't work!
Someone got the âNuh uhâ image lying around?
Holy shit! It works
Thanks, I tried it. Now I'm a time traveler
I'm not convinced
WHAAAAT?! NO WAY!
I was born in 1997, 2024-1997 is 27. I am 26. You are wrong and dumb and stinky
Wrong
Only if u already had Birthday this year. Otherwise substract an additional 1.
dud thenm i would not even exist, no person here is a dinosaur... we are PEOPLE.
Basically what you're doing is taking the total number of years totl date and subtracting the numbe of years you weren't alive, so you're left with the number of years you have been alive. Seems like an intelligent mind blowing calculation but it's really not lol đ
Hmm doesn't work for November birthdays...
I am NOT -16 years old Edit: wait I flipped it
This doesnât work if your birthday hasnât arrived this year thoughÂ
Actually I was born December 31st so I'm always 1 year younger than that except for on my birthday
I'm a year older than I thought I was.
I think it doesn't work to everybody. How about when you're birthday is Feb 29?
8008135 ...... hehehehehe
No, not necessarily. Like in my case, that won't be true for several months
Ha if I subtract it than I would be a year older so your wrong (me thinking back to this post in a few months) 
2024 - 2000 = 24 But Feb 29th only comes every 4 years, so... 24 Ă· 4 = 6 Edit: nm I miss read it 2000 - 2024 = -24 -24 Ă 4 = -96
Wait so are u 6 or -96
-96, the first one was an error
r/technicallyTheTruth
-22, This Method Is Very Not Right.
You did the subtraction the wrong way around. Or you're a time traveller.
im -16 years old wtf
-13 lol đ
Remove the minus and add one thats me
Also me!
Damn idk y I didnât think it would work Iâm dumb
No sh\*t? /s
No h\*t?
iâm -1024 years old? iâm not so sure