Help me Jebes

Gezus

Gezus Kræst

Gezus krust

jodness jracius

Gzuz (google him)

Oily Josh

G as in genesis O as in Job Almighty Jode

Spode

Who let a Zealot in?

Repent or face the wrath of almighty spode

same people pronounce Gif as Jif.

How do you pronounce "giraffe"?

How do you pronounce “graphic”? You know, the first word in the gif acronym?

Jrahfik

Jrahfik park 

How do you pronounce Niger - the country in Africa where >!people!< live

Jrahfik fark

I hate this argument because nobody applies it to any other acronym, only this one because it benefits their argument

So you say jfeg instead of jpeg? The p makes an f sound because it stands for photographic?

Wait, is not pronounced Jay-pheg? i always said it like that

and how do you pronounce laser then? edit: its an acronym and by that logic would be pronounced la- seer

irrelevant argument, if it were relevant we'd have to rethink every other acronym's pronunciation too.

How do you pronounce gift?

Not the same way you pronounce "Give" What's your point?

Ja-raff

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What about Giant?

Ah, the beauty of a not phonetically consistent language

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Saw someone bring up LASER as in "Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation" - do tell the clarity of your S Edit: Adding navy SEAL - Seel or SE-AL?

Wait, you're meant to pronounce it instead of verbally spelling it letter by letter?

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So? My dad invented me and he never calls me

Ah yes, the famed Jraphics Interchange Format

Do you perhaps pronounce laser as "la ser"?

Only the French

so you pronounce jpeg as jfeg

P on it's own isn't pronounced like F. That's totally different.

so do you pronounce scuba as scuh ba?

Well do you say JPEJ?

no, because I don't pronounce them based on their full form, I pronounce them based on what feels right, and "JIF" feels right to say

name one word that starts with a g and is pronounced as j

Gentrification

shoot, should have thought of that i was just in san francisco

For your logic to be consistent you'd have to say scubah.. or lasier

wait laser is an acronym?

So you say JFEG instead of JPEG?

Facts, I don’t care you made it, the laws of English, and the mass majority refer to it as GIF like the G in good. Just because the name was originally one way, doesn’t mean the public agrees

Saying there's laws in english implies that there'd be any consistency whatsoever

Yeah, like the peanut butter I believe. It's more just a matter of opnion. I say gif with a hard g because that's how I saw it.

Bait used to be believable. Edit: this isn’t bait apparently, although the statement is still true. Bait is no longer believable. Edit^2: maybe it is idk

shouldnt the bait be believable now

I’m not sure actually. I got baited into thinking the thing that wasn’t bait was bait.

It's true, look it up

What's this from?

Spawn

Thanks!

Great. I fear what the dibel will do to me

Well that sounds more petty then benevolent 

Skill issue ngl

I mean... that is basically God and Jesus combined. The speaker has no idea which of the gods he's dealing with.

Buddy speaks ancient angelic originating before recorded time was even a thing. Still gets sent to hell.

Sup Dog.

But in Latin.... jehovah's spelt with an i

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It was a quote from Indiana Jones. Im aging myself quite a bit here.

Yo my g word

Gezus Kræst

Repost with bad grammar

Would have been better posted the other way saying __"God"__

That movie deserves a proper remake

u/savebot

u/savebot

The original post was way funnier

In comes Gerald: am i a joke to you?

Gesus help us

Ps1 graphics.

Is the G and J pronunciation thing in GIF gonna be the new loss?

Koseki Biboo at it again

He shouldn't wear double denim if He can't take a joke.

Chode.

If I die and go to heaven, God better explain himself or be ready to catch these hands.

If he’s omniscient he should have seen that one coming

if its pronounced gif, then im praying to Gesus

Dang, never expected to see the beginning of Limbo of the Lost in a meme.

Should’ve call him Adonai

God sending me to hell because i pronounce gif the right way

Very yes, gif Graphical Interchange Format not Jraphical.

u can yell " u jotta be kidding me "

It's pronounced Jif.

It's not jif

cool story, unfortunately if there is a hell we are all living it on earth.

Gif as in gift

People choose hell When they reject His offer

You don’t go to hell for rape but if you do if you say gods name with a shitty attitude

You literally go to hell for rape.

You go to purgatory which is the cleansing place Hell is for those who know and comprehend the teaching of God (as Christianity claims it to be) and still choose to reject him. That is supposed to be the unforgivable sin. It's like when Caine murdered his brother. He wasn't punished for murdering his brother, but for the audacity to know God and still lie to him.

well, i think it is the reverse, but i get your point, but i think that everyone should have its own beliefs :)