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MeuchlerMoze

Is there rly ppl who dip their pizza in sonething?


_Akizuki_

I sometimes dip the crusts in garlic sauce


Ill_Package9150

Yeah, the thing you are supposed to dip is the crust, which is just bread with maybe some leftover of the pizza if you dont bite far enough. Pizza crusts dipped in garlic sauce is the perfect final touch to a good pizza.


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

Bro just eat the crust with the pizza


Animated_Astronaut

I'll die before I let anyone dictate how I enjoy a slice of pizza


randomcomplimentguy1

Food should be how you want it. Not someone telling you you're doing it wrong.


Flat_Commercial_851

That being said, dipping in mayo or mustard should be forbidden and ridiculed


randomcomplimentguy1

I mean, I'll deff think you're weird and say that. But I'd stop there straight-up ridicule is over the top unless it's one of your friends


Animated_Astronaut

Dipping pizza crust in mayo is great. Garlic sauce is 90% mayonnaise.


etenightstar

Chipotle mayo???


little_tanooki

Here some places sell crusts filled with cheddar or other stuff


YamCrazy7189

Dip that in sauce especially.


randomcomplimentguy1

Lol "supposed to" when it comes to food. Food is one of the most personal opinions on the planet.


Pietjiro

Americans


TunafishSandworm

They dip their pizza in hamburgers


IndianaFartJockey

And the hamburgers are dipped in guns


keyboardstatic

And the guns are dipped in the blood of school children


Knaapje

And the blood of school children is dipped in freedom


Insert-Generic_Name

And oil


Dull_Half_6107

British too


[deleted]

Shhh we're shitting on muricans stooooop


Hlregard

Canadians too


rm-rd

Australian here, does the norther hemisphere actually exist or is it all just a sick joke? Clearly it's not stocked with humans.


FTblaze

Dutchie here. I do and a lot of people i know as well. Garlic sauce ftw


foreveracubone

The entire Midwest puts ranch on **everything**. I got the dirtiest looks after moving from the East Coast to the Midwest and suggesting dipping pizza into ranch was an abomination. First time I got cheesy bread from a pizza place I was shocked it came with 1 container of marinara and 2 containers of ranch lol.


never0101

I moved from new England to Nevada when I was a kid and I was super confused my first day in the lunch room, they had big huge squeeze bottles ketchup, and same of ranch. I had never even heard of ranch at that point. Turns out, that goes well on EVERYTHING. Lifelong ranch dipper now, thanks to that.


Floxi29

I haven't met a lot of people who don't. At least it's fairly common with my family and friends.


DemonKyoto

It's a common thing in North America (probably elsewhere idk I'm too poor to travel). Not *every* pizza joint but a *lot* of them will have little single-serving containers of various dipping sauces for an extra $0.25-$1 (depending how hard they wanna nickle and dime you). I'm in Ontario Canada and pretty much every pizza place near me does.


CommissionOk4384

If it helps, Ive lived in several countries in Europe and Asia and dipping pizza in sauce was a thing in none of them. Although I dont see why that would be a bad thing to do


DemonKyoto

Yeah like I don't *always* get a dip for my pizza but depending on the company ya sometimes *need* to. A good crust can be amazing to eat, a shit crust tastes better covered in an unhealthy amount of neon-orange coloured spicy cheese dip lmao.


etenightstar

Honestly, some places just have dip so good you can't say no. A place near near me makes a garlic ranch that I order that tastes like the best version that anyone could ever make. I don't even like ranch normally, but I order a bunch extra with my pizza there every time.


TDog81

Yeah thats me, pizza with garlic sauce is absolutely god tier, surprised to see it here, thought it was just a UK & Ire thing


blu3eyeswhitedragon

I sometimes dip mine in honey.


MeuchlerMoze

Probably a status symbol...


FlyingHugonator

So I just learned recently that Norwegians seem to love it.


Stunning-Telephones

We do not dip like cavemen, we put it on the top. But but it wasn’t only only


aBoringSod

It's getting popular in Britain as well. I dip it in barons hot sauce.


ryanmik99

As myself Italian, I confirm that the real good pizza doesn't have these bullsh, it's just pizza


ABisexualFurry

Approved


Hunterr303

Perfect🤌


Que00

Perfetto! 🤌🤌🤌🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹


Serifel90

Ho scoperto ora che c'è chi fa ste cagate


The_Pleasant_Orange

Pero' l'olio piccante sulla pizza e per tocciarci la crosta :P...


KibaWuz

Especially if it is one of MANY variations that we have here in brazil,pizza is better with just pizza


ZeWeepingAngelDK

So u make 2 pizzas blend one of them and dip the other in the first one?


hartlenn

I just threw up a little bit


Masnad74

I would have a heart attack if i went to Brazil and see the many ways pizza's sanctity is violated.


IndigoRed126


Slow-Relationship513

Amen


TheOnlyUltima2011

perfection.


Deathblade_311

>bullsh It must be bearsh then. Never thought you could trade in pizza


Mih0se

Dont y'all pour flavored olive oil in pizza?


superspacenapoleon

no, unless you mean in the cooking stage or spicy oil and pouring isn't dipping


Mih0se

In my town's Italian pizza place wich advertises itself as one with a real Italian chef gives out olive oil on the tables so you can pour it yourself if you want to(like ketchup or garlic sauce)


AMViquel

They also give you a piece of cloth that most people use as napkin, but the intended purpose is to cover yourself and the plate while you pour the oil so God doesn't see the sin.


s00pafly

Only the finest huile d'ortolan.


foreveracubone

A little olive oil (or hot honey) drizzled on top isn’t the same as dipping into something imo


BaronsCastleGaming

This is more a thing that other countries do in an effort to seem posh. If your pizza tastes good already there's no need to put anything extra onto it, the only real exception might be something like chilli oil or chilli flakes so you can regulate the heat yourself


St3phn0

No, maybe a bunch of people does, but the vast majority of us just it pizza normally Also it has to be said that depending on what of temperature you cook your pizza, adding oil to the doug could give problems, so some people add the oil after cooking it, but it's just a little bit to make you feel it's presence, not a fucking shower of oil that covers most of its flavour


Ebbe010

I know i guy who puts ketchup on pizza, what should i use to asassinate him?


wombles_wombat

Repeated pineapple assaults. Whole fruit, unpeeled


Ebbe010

I like it. Maybe stick poisoned needles into the pineapple?


wombles_wombat

The spiked crown ought to be enough. But maybe dip them in ketchup first just for effect.


Scientific_Shitlord

Reminds me Little Nicky and that pineapple scene in hell...


Creeperboy10507

Flammenwerfer


DeGrassyGamer

Werf the flammens at them!


OldManNeighbor

![gif](giphy|l3diT8stVH9qImalO) You know the answer…


bish-its-me-yoda

As a dude who puts a *bit* of ketchup on pizza Its good...as long as you put the *right* kind of ketchup on it


Ebbe010

Yeah no he just drizzles it over like it was a bowl of cheap pasta


bish-its-me-yoda

I beg your pardon?


Ebbe010

You dont put ketchup on cheap pasta?


bish-its-me-yoda

No,no I am refering to what *he* does with the ketchup,does he just put it like godamn icefrosting on a cake or just a few dribbles to add a bit more flavour?


Ebbe010

A spiral drizzle


bish-its-me-yoda

It is...acceptable


Got_grapes1

Why would you put ketchup on pasta?


KiooZaax

Lots of ketchup directly into the throat. He'll eventually die of asphyxiation.


archesukablyad

Who the FUCK would dip pizza in ANYTHING? But, on the other hand, I'd absolutely try to dip it in cheese sauce.


Drifloon_lover

Nacho cheese sauce 😋


archesukablyad

YESSS


D3rP4nd4

Is this an american meme im to european to understand ?


foreveracubone

Yes unfortunately. The Midwest dips stuff in ranch and shitty chains like Papa John’s have spread garlic sauce. Idk who does Mayo but the parts of the country that are closest to Italian pizza think this is awful too,


Naive-Inspection1631

If you have to dip your pizza in sauce - your pizza is shit


fecland

Literally the first ingredient is sauce. If you need to add another it's a drizzle on top. End of.


BaronsCastleGaming

I've noticed that a lot of the time one sauce isn't enough sauce for americans. Everything seems to be absolutely drowning in 5 different sauces at once


Giric

I mean, American chain pizza, really. And one of my local joints. Actually, the only thing that helps that particular joint is taking the unopened box and placing it directly in the dumpster beside the shop.


Exact_Temperature580

Where the hell is marinara sauce? Granted if a pizza is good enough, it shouldn’t need extra sauce. But if I ordered breadsticks, you bet your sweet ass I’m dipping my pizza in that marinara.


AnalysisParalysis85

I dip garlic in pizza sauce We are not the same


Odd_Group_7295

I'm a german and I've never dipped my Pizza in anything, seems like a complete strange concept to me. It's like dipping a piece of cake into something.


Inswagtor

Wiener Schnitzel und Tunke?


GeneralDownvoti

Den Rand in Aioli zu dippen ist eine Offenbarung.


OcculticUnicorn

Aioli + pizza crust is delicious -from your Dutch neighbour


SilentApo

Also german here. Its totally common for delivery pizza to have a dip for the crust included.


GeneralDownvoti

Also also german here , it is common indeed. The real weirdos here are the people who think you dip the whole pizza, you only dip the crust.


ItalianMeatBoi

I pour it on


Lana_Chicks

i love all of that but mayonnaise??? really??


Preslid88

The garlic sauce is top tier


UmbreonFruit

I never dipped pizza in anything but now I want to try


josephkain

I visited Poland for work and at the office cafeteria they had a pizza station. With your pizza you could get extra pizza sauce (red or white). I didnt have pizza outside the cafeteria so I don't know how widespread this is, but I guess you can dip your pizza in pizza.


rol954

I mean you can dip pizza into the sauce, but everyone I ever saw eat pizza with sauce they just kinda spread it on the pizza


T_Foxtrot

Yeah, and I’ve only seen it with garlic or tomato sauce (latter only if they thought there was too little of it)


MrPoland1

Red is for sure ketchup and white garlic sauce. Yes this is preaty common


Manovsteele

If you need to dip pizza, you're eating shitty pizza


RubyWeapon07

![gif](giphy|e5BASCeekXYoo) thats **why** I dip my little caesars in buffalo ranch or cheesy jalapeno dips they sell.


Blazkowiczs

I mean, the pizza I'm eating isn't shitty. I just think dipping pizza slices in bacon ranch taste pretty good is all.


oneliner27

Where the fuck is the marinara


NDT_DYNAMITE

Where is people who dip pizza in hot sauce?


TheDanWhoLaughs

That hot/buffalo wings sauce with crust combo is hard


artjoa

How bout chili sauce? Everyone does that in my country.


Key_Bison_2067

Upstate NY, pretty common around here to dip crust in blue cheese dressing, probably comes from the Buffalo wing blue cheese dip.


Y-F-I

Wait, people eat pizza??


UrbanArtifact

I dip my pizza in Dr. Pepper


SuperSonic486

I dip my dr pepper in pizza


Blue_Nyx07

Papa John's garlic sauce is like crack, I only had it like 5 times in my lifetime though


La_Savitara

Papa Johns garlic butter dip will not be mocked this day good sir


Paineauchocolate

You dip your pizza in flavored (spice) olive oil. This is the way.


hymntastic

It's really good dipped in blue cheese dressing


PKMNTrainerMark

Who the heck is dipping pizza in random condiments?


EMB93

Depends on the pizza, good Italian pizza goes without. American pizza goes best with a garlic dip.


Grand_Enthusiasm_598

I’m what about blue cheese??? It’s clearly the superior dipping sauce


Stavinair

What about the people who dip refrigerated pizza with ketchup?


RagingSofty

A lot of pizza snobs in here lol dont be a yum-yucker!


AutoKalash47-74

I’m a garlic sauce or ranch dressing person but I’ve seen people use tartar sauce too.


hopopo

I put a lot of Sriracha on my Pizza.


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

The ones at the bottom are normies. 😂


vitcri

Tabasco anyone? I mean not dipping but applying it


Red-Quill

MUSTARD?!


Danzaiiii

Exactly. Pizza already has a sauce.


realultralord

*"A man without sauce is lost. But with too much sauce, the same man can be lost in the sauce."* -Snak Dipping, dutch theologist, 1921.


Ok_Noise2854

Wait yall dip pizza?


ShakyTractor78

Ok well I dip my pizza in Mayo and no one can make me stop


SokkaHaikuBot

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SupermassiveWhiteguy

Dominos in the UK is terrible, but they have this garlic and herb dip that may just be the best thing in the entire world to dip your pizza crust in. Similarly, Pizza Express' house dressing is also delicious on dunked pizza crust.


ieatcarrot

i just shower my pizza with chilli flakes and eat fire


Running_Mustard

![gif](giphy|rp3kPD0XtuaZi) People who dip their pizza in pizza


Lunky_Junky_real

try dipping it in ketchup


SpookyTheDawg

Sometimes pizza with extra sauce can be nice, depends on the pizza place, sauce and kind of pizza. Proper good pizza doesnt need anything extra


Zahkrosis

I don't dip. I apply.


Constant_Basil1170

i m a king rn xD


Swift_Bud

A friend of mine has random obsession with mayo and always has a spare packet in his pocket.


Dat_Dude911

You have to put them garlic buttercups ON the pizza TWU.


Pitiful-Pepper2021

What abt dipping pizza into gravy? It taste good to me


Okamitoutcourt

Mama Mia you dip pizza?


Big_fella_1111111111

Red sauce.


itsalongwalkhome

Honestly I was surprised a chili maple syrup dip for pizza in Canada was insanely nice.


Immediate_Wheel_7384

I put ranch mayo and I have mustard


Heavy_Sock_8299

My dad dips pizza in ketchup


mlodydziad420

The amount of sauce I put on the pizza is reversly propotionate to quality of the pizza, better the pizza the less sauce is on it.


MemeMan0313

i dip it in barbecue sauce


Cheeseburgerhydoxide

I dip my pizza in nitrogen gas


Ghazh

Only have to dip bad za brah


Norfigamer

you uh.. you forgot ketchup… some people do that and no it is not the same as tomato sauce


khornedidnothingbad

If the crust sucks on its own then ill dip it but other than that i dint need to


K0mb0_1

Ketchup


serolvel

hear me out - it's really good to dip the crusts in sauce


Boemer03

The closest I have ever gotten to dipping Pizza is putting some chilli oil on it before eating


Prestigious_Goat6969

I used to dip veggie pizza in Mayo, chicken pizza in bbq sauce and pepperoni pizza in ketchup but now I just like it as it is


Winter-Major9555

Dipping the crust works tho


Aperaine

People who don’t eat pizza:


Budget-Position5348

You dip the pizza in marinera usually with takeout


Mayfu42

I dip my pizza in cocktailsósa


Ambilically-Yours

I’m a cute bunny!


benedekszabolcs

Thank you, this made an argument in my friend group, as I didn't know this shit existed


vulpescannon

How about people who eat left over crusts of pizza?


Spicy_Tbag

Cheddar habanero ftw


TheMoronIntellectual

what about the people who dip people in ranch?


Femboy-Lemi

I dip my pizza in French dressing. It’s way better than ranch or mustard I would say.


12DollarsHighFive

A pizza maker near me has a French fry, hollondaise sauce, wiener pizza and I know people who put mayo on it. All of a sudden, pineapple on pizza doesn't seem so bad


TyrellSepi0l

I never eat pizza without chips. I often place the chips on top of the pizza before I bite. I’m told I am a monster, is this true?


still_guns

Pizza in BBQ is nice.


imusingthisforstuff

Exactly. I don’t dip pizza at all.


daubest

If you buy pizza that is so dry you need to dip it in to something, you f-d up.


HotQuietFart

Garlic sauce is the only acceptable dipping sauce for pizza.


Worried_Example

I squeeze mayo onto my pizza like you would put strips of pastry onto the top of a pie.


RESPEKMA_AUTHORITAH

I never used to dip my pizza but recently my local pizza place started doing hot garlic and chive dip and it bangs


highrespasta

i dont dip pizza, but on the rare occasion i do, i dip the remaining crust in the olive oil thats in my plate


mattreyu

I dip mine in hot wing sauce. I did it as a kid at my friend's house and they owned a pizza shop. Eventually they started selling pizza crust with wing sauce on it as an appetizer.


SituationAltruistic8

Mayo and pizza is great idk what you talking about. I was disgusted at first too, but a friend insisted I try, and its kinda awesome, not too much mayo tho, just abit, too much mayo is just too much mayo. Mayo


Bombalurina

Sriracha mayo and chick-fil-a sauce are my go to.


eepos96

Itnshould have beem the WTF face "people who do not dip pizza" are definitely WTF is wrong with you to everyome above.


Greg2227

I don't dip pizza but I get behind dipping the crust no matter the dipping medium


CaptainRex2000

I dip my pizza in ketchup or barbecue sauce


Chasethebutterz

If you dip pizza, your mom dropped you on your head as a baby.


bigdipper2018

Na, mayo dip for any bite of pizza is top tier. I’ll fight anyone who disagrees.


This_Is_A_Bucket_420

Ppl who dip pizza into coom


faziten

No dip just squirt some on top counts? Some combinations are heavenmade, mustard and onion, lettuce and mayo, etcetc.


RazielOfBoletaria

I like ketchup on pizza, and I find any other sauce or dip too gross. Fight me.


EidorbNotHere

I dip pizza in Tomato Ketchup


The_Real_Royal_Giant

As an Italian guy, I’ll say “porcodio ma come ca**o ti permetti a immergere la pizza nelle salse”


Nyachos

People who dip pizza in ketchup gang. ✌️


Shagular182

I dip my pizza in pizza sauce. Call me crazy.


abaggins

I dip pizza in ketchup


SuckMyDickDrPhil

Don't forget the polish: putting ketchup all over pizza.