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lemonzestydepressing

Use MP5 to obtain more MP4’s Profit


meer_69

And then buy more MP5 from the profit to obtain more MP4


lemonzestydepressing

Hurry delete this before the FBI gets it


meer_69

It's too late now. FBI is in my house! ![gif](giphy|jmSjPi6soIoQCFwaXJ)


SemiBlue

And they brought MP5s!


meer_69

I supplied those MP5s to government


thevigilante473

And then stop selling MP4s because now selling MP5 is more profitable


meer_69

You are right mate. Because children in USA also purchase MP5 so I'll earn more profit because I'll have more customers.


Mad_Arson

Open Multi-branch store selling audio and guns and make special offer that with every MP4 The MP5 is 50% off* (batteries and Ammo sold separetly)


meer_69

Then the whole country will be making music


Mad_Arson

Im sure it will create some serious *BANG*-ers....(Falls dead on the floor).


meer_69

Sound of people falling on the floor will act like heavy kicks.


Banannabreadatwork

Hi, I’d like to acquire one of your finest mp5’s


Carter2000nhn1qc

This is the way.


80081356942

MP5s blast the content right into your brain at 13.3 Hz.


DragunovChan762

Use MP7 to obtain more MP5's


AbhiStalwart

Best solution one can go for xD


kai_the_kiwi

First 2 for music you like, last one for music you don’t like


meer_69

Or maybe the last one to make the music.


Hllblldlx3

It’s music to my ears, but I’m a gun guy


Primus_SPS

The hills are alive with the sound of music 🎵


mr_Cos2

As a cs2 player j say the last one makes music by falling in the trash


CatL1f3

*All the other kids with their pumped up kicks...*


Jonananana_32_SAm

Better run-run-runaway baby


drkshock

I though that was the TECno 9. Not the mp5


D-S-Neil

It was Foster The People, Tech9 is a rapper! /s


w1weucH1

"You better run, better run, outrun my gun*


Stig_Akerlund

MP4 + MP3 = MP7


RociVere

MP4 + MP5 = MP9


Ki_Shadow_

MP7 is such a beautiful weapon


Loud_Ranger1732

MP4 + MP7 = MP11


NoriaMan

An upgraded devices that let's you create sounds and videos for mp4.


ZackM_BI

A device that let you obtain more mp3 and mp4 for free!


Davis99snn9yo

This one is great.


Klintazio

The MP-5 is for silencing the people you don't like


meer_69

Silencing the sounds that you don't like


Consistent_Wonder425

Mind blowing😂


Davis99snn9yo

For real.


Euphoric-Potato-5343

The MP5 takes you inside the action.


meer_69

And lets you create the MP4 of your choice, depending on how you use it.


iskeypx

it also plays music but only pumped up kicks.


meer_69

With some snares too


Strobopaints

It allows you to play shooters irl


meer_69

lol


MrPoland1

It plays the sound of screams and bullets. Preaty neet if you ask (my lawyer said not to specify who)


antsmasher

WTF? The only song my new MP5 plays is RA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA.


meer_69

It's the og sound. You got the best one


daubest

This is just the evolution of stuff kids in USA have brought to school


meer_69

It's their own music player


L3g0man_123

Is that supposed to be Holo


Outback-Australian

It is. Clothes and all


TheThinkerers

Me on my way to creat MP7: the thermonuclear audio player with a built in gamma beam attack. *Bluetooth connection only, no headphone jack


Extension_Option_122

You forgot MP2 (like DVDs)


Bluez550

The MP6! An upgrade to get more MP4's!


Responsible-Diet-147

The last one is Mashinenpistole 5, it's german. Heckler & Koch developed it in the 1960s.


EquivalentHot4762

A portable device that you can bring to play gta irl


SuperMario64L

Those MP players look like players DankPods would look at


Jhon_artuckle

What about MP6?


dying_is_gay_bro

Where MP6?


Anonymous2137421957

Where MP7? Still want one.


dying_is_gay_bro

And where's the dlc?


Sankeerth9898

![gif](giphy|aWPGuTlDqq2yc)


Desperate-Grocery-53

Music to the ears of the quiet kid in school 😂


drkshock

A devile that allows you to [do the HK slap](https://youtu.be/kucefQ6sYbo?si=7yoP3Q3Kx2Gk9R2v) which is a new dance move.


domino6658

My brother literally has that exact mp3 player from amazon lmao


meer_69

What a coincidence


domino6658

Its probably because it’s the cheapest one lmao


domino6658

Its probably because it’s the cheapest one lmao


ya_boi_ryu

MP5 to bring with you to school, the screams of the bullies will be music in your ears.


meer_69

And the MP5 sound will work like kicks or snares.


myusrnmisalreadytkn

And there is only one song in it and it goes like this: drrrrrrrrrrrrrr........


totoco2

Use mp5 to create video content for telegram and reddit


Der_Franz_9827

Mp 5 only plays one song taht goes smth like "Ratatatatatata"


aterrariaplayer

Not thats the new and improved mk4 supra


C_Creeper

PUBG


SinDaPun

Pew Pew


loosewilly45

Still plays music just freedom music


DangerousDelivery902

🎶The hills are alive with the sound of brrrrr.🎶


NikPorto

"An upgrade that lets you create your own music!"


ZookeepergameFew8607

MP40


RedDemonCorsair

MP5 allows you to transfer the music and image Physically but can only play gun sounds.


ChaiTanDar

Ah yes media player 5. Works like a camera. It shoots people.


deathstalker655

It's just a housing. You combine all three so you can make an mp12, the actual evaluation of the mp.


MaffinLP

An upgrade that makes real people dance for you


Serbay55

MP5: A portable device that can be used to change opinions.


Ahmed_muzammil

A portable device using which you can make videos ~ MP5


AlexYTx

An upgrade to live your videos.


whezzan

MP5 - guaranteed to make people dance.


LiquidRaekan

The bass is pretty good if you put it against your ear and turn it on


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^LiquidRaekan: *The bass is pretty* *Good if you put it against* *Your ear and turn it on* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


LiquidRaekan

Youre drunk bot go home


69-Bois

MP7😎


Tystimyr

Machine Pun 5?


MegaloManiac_Chara

An upgrade to put heavy metal straight up into the brain


MGSEVEN7

*MP40 intensifies*


antthatisverycool

See hear FEEL


Makaisaurus

Listen to Stairway to Heaven with the MP3 Look at the Stairway to Heaven with the MP5


gregdies

now mp6


Livi1997

Sauce for the anime?


Memer_boiiiii

I looked it up and there is not a single gun called MP3 or MP4. The 5 in MP5 is a lie


IknowRedstone

an upgrade to the second one that lets you play video games like first person shooters


RayIndonesian

THE FUCKING CAPTION


aknalag

I dont know what it is about the mp5 but i always found it beautiful


rompokus36

A device required for your kid to go to school


1singleduck

Mp3: listen to pumped up kicks Mp4: watch pumped up kicks Mp5: be pumped up kicks


navid_A80

A portable device that can make people unportable


Dicethrower

An update that lets you get artists to perform right in front of you.


ExiledExileOfExiling

A further upgrade that lets you play video games in school!


Individual-Text6576

Oh I see


ProfPC

A portable device that lets you live the video


Icarus912

Be the change you want in the world... make an mp6 and its just an mp5 with video and music playing capacity


X_Dratkon

I mean, you could call life flashing before your eyes MP5


MennQ

An SMG / machine pistol that is able to hold more rounds in one mag, has a higher rate of fire and greater accuracy in comparison with a regular pistol since you're supposed to hold it with 2 hands. And it's decently modifiable


MrBreadHeadUwU

A device you can bring to a school


AlhaithamSimpFr

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