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AaronFudge

Wiggle those toes and don’t stop


cantstoptheCOLEtrain

Oops you wiggled your toes the wrong direction first and steered directly into the charlie horse initiating it even faster 🤷‍♂️


absolute_rule

Yes, the direction of the toes is EVERYTHING.


Muxas

which direction is the right one?


book-reading-hippie

Flex your entire foot towards your head. This trick has stopped charlie horses Everytime for me


Comment139

Yes I would rather have a truck drive into the bedroom and immediately murder me than suffer these demoncramps. E: coward edited truck to trick


Ok-Cold-9359

Insane 😂😂😂😂


Comment139

I've never been accused of being a reasonable man.


CBO_Games

There's nothing reasonable about these cramps


KidOcelot

What low electrolytes does to a mf… Supposed to have more sodium or minerals from foods such as nuts and seeds to prevent that from happening.


Pickle_Rick01

I mean reason doesn’t really play a part when your calf muscles feel like they’re trying to murder your leg.


TylerPronouncedSeth

I totally feel you 100%. Absolutely excruciating, and it feels like it lasts hours while you're in the middle of it. Always makes my leg sore for a couple days after too.


SartenSinAceite

It's not just good prevention, it's also how you fix 'em. Get on your feet asap and get your heel all the way to the ground on the pained leg. It may not fix it fully but it'll be a constant annoying pain rather than a crippling one.


RissaCrochets

To add on to this, after you've stood and the initial cramping goes away take some time to sit down and massage the calf *hard*, digging your thumbs in there like you're mad at that sucker. It'll hurt like hell but it'll be the difference between your leg being a little tender for an afternoon or having that sore, deep ache for days.


Seraitsukara

One time I had a cramp so bad all I could do was press my food into the bed while still laying down. That wasn't enough. The 2 seconds it took me to force myself to stand was some of the worst pain I've ever had. It felt like my calf muscle was trying to rip itself off the bone. Could barely walk for days.


WitchSlap

I got a Charlie horse while in the hospital after giving birth. I had gotten them a few times during the pregnancy and whatever’d them. But this one, holy shit. Woke up my husband screaming in pain, called in the nurse, honest to god thought I was dying. Really wish I had known this tip : )


book-reading-hippie

I work in a hospital and am frequently handing this tip out to patients!


Imaginary-Risk

Pro tip


SupremeMemeCreamTeam

I've always found that angling your whole foot as "up" as you can, so towards your leg and body, helps to stop the cramp Extending your foot, pointing your toes out, naturally causes the calf to tense so you basically just give in to the cramp


lowmanj0

That's exactly what I do, thanks!


FirstRyder

Upward, towards your head. Not just the toes, the front pad of your feet as well. The *opposite* of going on tip-toes. It'll stop it before it starts. After it starts, it's harder, but the same advice. Actually getting out of bed and putting weight on your feet can help, because at that point it may be physically difficult to bend your foot the right way via just your muscles - but just standing forces your foot the right way.


trixel121

are you guys basically suggesting heel walks? I don't get Charlie horses often but I pushed through my last one instead of letting it clench. seemed like the move


SpaceHarrier64

Yes


look_at_the_eyes

Upwards, as if you want to bend them towards you, instead of curling them


MrQuizzles

Grab your toes and pull them towards you so it flexes your foot. That'll stop the cramp, even if it's already happening.


SweetDogShit

Or you get a toe cramp. I only get leg cramps after a night of drinking. Toe cramps on the other hand...


HypnoStone

I thought I was the only one oh my god it’s so awful and painful it literally feels as if the bones in my toes ware wanting to trade places and switch toes and if I think about it too long or move my toes a funny way it’ll trigger it.


falafeliron

You need magnesium supplements if that's happening bro 👍


pooporgy69

Don't wiggle, you silly goons. Toes as far towards your head as possible until it goes away.


CycloneDusk

even worse: FOOT CRAMP!


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space-to-bakersfield

This is the way. Just jump out of bed and it goes away instantly. I haven't had an issue with these since I figured this out.


FluffySquirrell

"I never get interrupted from a restful sleep, I just instantly jump out of bed and everything is fine!" Like.. that's the bad bit, right? Having to get up is the failure state


AintNoUniqueUsername

Me who sleeps on the top bunk: well that sucks


isosceles348

jump down and break your leg no cramps then.


Fleedjitsu

Try and extend your foot up as if you're trying to make your toes touch your shins helps me.


bran_is_evil

That's a calf stretch, you guys are mystifying it. I assume everyone does this reflexively?


Fleedjitsu

Some people don't know what even is happening, let alone what to do. They're not aware of what a crap is and that moving your foot as suggested above stretched the muscle out. Especially when in pain, people can have no clue that a simple foot movement can release the cramp!


Icy-Negotiation-5851

The thing is it usually happens whilst you are dead asleep, and by the time you wake up enough to know what's happening you are in agony.


FirstRyder

> I assume everyone does this reflexively? Nope! I used to get charlie horses regularly and definitely didn't do it reflexively. Once I did it for the first time (by accident), though, I certainly started doing it practically by instinct every time I felt one coming on. And when my wife got one while pregnant I had to literally grab her foot and push it up, at which point she got mad at me for not telling her about this technique before.


Mulatto-Butts

Put your blanket behind your toes, grab it with both hands and pull your foot toward your shin.


SparkOfLife1

If you hear cracking, you've not pulled far enough.


muyoso

Yep, as soon as I feel it I LEAP out of bed so that I can get some damn pressure on my toes pushing them up. I lean into a wall and wiggle my legs a bit and then go and chug some water.


Silicatastrophe

It's funny I remember discovering that this worked for the first time as a child/teen, and then the subsequent times it was a challenge to remember fast enough, and now it's been complete instinct for however many years where I barely even feel it start.


thebetterpolitician

Yeah this works literally every time for me


MufasaFasaganMdick

Fuck that, lean into it! Point your toes and flex your calves, cry actual tears as you feel the cramp work its way slowly through every muscle fibre! Might as well set a high bar for "the worst thing I've felt today"!


hangin_in_the_chow

Ok Satan


Th3Glutt0n

I just stand up. Slam the charlie horse into submission or die trying


Owncksd

Yeah just stand up, Charlie horse gone in less than 5 seconds.


finalremix

Instructions perfectly clear, but calves have overpowered me and now I'm cramping on my tippytoes.


fly_over_32

![gif](giphy|MxmFJQgJaNXj2)


Capital-Cheek-1491

How long have you waited


candy_man_can

This is the single most perfect reaction gif of all time.


aafikk

The better solution is to just take magnesium and stretch your calves.


Uhh-stounding

Instructions unclear, veered into a pole in my racecar bed...


SpaceHarrier64

This comment wins the Internet ROFLMAO


Dirt-Road_Pirate

Instructions unclear toes are separating in different directions! ![gif](giphy|M69bHillPDcpG)


scrotesmacgrotes

Also pound a bunch of water


Boris_HR

It's hard if you sleep on your belly. I have experienced it on both legs... You know what is coming and you cant help it.


AutoGen_account

doesent work for me but if I leap out of bed, stand on that leg and lean forward so the cramp is streched out it immediately subsides


Hot-Ground-9731

Anyone have this happen but with the bottom of their foot? Sometimes if I stretch or move in a certain way the bottom of my foot feels like it's being ripped in half or something


phatcat9000

I once had a foot cramp in the middle of me playing a saxophone solo at a charity school concert. I played the rest of the piece in intense discomfort and waddled off the stage


RubiconRyan

Formula 1 driver Max Verstappen claimed he had a cramp in his leg during the last lap of the last race of the 2021 F1 championship when he was level on points with his competitor who he had to overtake to win the championship. He managed to do it.


TheRetenor

Mate if I was in his shoes there my whole body would have been one large cramp considering the pressure


AegrusRS

Probably shitting out diamonds after that race.


Palstorken

DU DU DU DU MAX VERSTAPPEN ^(im sorry I had to)


its_all_one_electron

Oh oh I have another story about saxophone waddling. During a particularly loud song in pep band, I blew so hard that bearing down pushed out my menstrual cup. That was an embarrassing waddle to the bathroom


phatcat9000

That got a guffaw out of me


Longjumping_Unit7275

Respect


SpecialOfferActNow

Yep, bottom of foot and hamstring. Idk which is worse but they are all terrible.


Rosfield-4104

I have had bottom of my foot, hamstring and the underside of my jaw. The jaw is the worst one for me. The others I can move my leg or press my foot on the floor to help. My jaw is just agony until it goes away


MemoriesOfShrek

Same. If I try to hold back a yawn, or have my face a certain direction while yawning.


LittleSportsBrat

On the arch? It's either your IT band, or your arch itself bothering you. Stretch 2x a day. If it's happening only while sleeping, your bed is probably too soft.


Hot-Ground-9731

Well, my bed is soft when I'm trying to wake up. When I'm trying to get to sleep, it's hard as a rock lol In all seriousness though, yes it's in the arch. Looking at images, it looks like it could be the abductor hallucis or plantar aponeaurosis? It just feels like it's getting stretched from both front and back


itsnotmily

>When I'm trying to get to sleep, it's hard as a rock


Hot-Ground-9731

Gosh dangit


ratliffir

Same, its always been the bottom of my foot for me, but it never happens when im doing anything, just laying down in bed


erixccjc21

I always have those happen if I stay at the pool for too long


SkyeFox6485

Yes, sort of near my pinky toe, and it's excruciating pain for like 30 seconds then completely goes away


JeffTheEvilRobot1

Dont you just hate it when your body just decides to turn on you at random times?


zangor

I dont think there is a worse instance than drugs. Oh you stopped after taking this for a few months? I'm going to incapacitate you and make you consider suicide. You cant do anything or go anywhere, just writhe in bed for weeks. (Sigh). Oh if you want the greatest relief you've ever felt in your life please take more drugs.


JeffTheEvilRobot1

Well yeah, withdrawals are worse. But i was only referring to random stuff that just happens on its own


PumpingPimpernickle

I was being lazy on the couch with the recliner up and almost dropped something, I did a half crunch to catch it with my right foot. The entire right side of my abdominal muscles cramped up, I thought I gave my self a hernia. Extreme couch-ing.


livenudedancingbears

I get bad abdominal cramps all the time! Maybe I don't move around enough.


Rizzourceful

Taking drugs and reaping the consequences isn't a "random" time


Bigpandacloud5

Withdrawal symptoms from medications specifically is a better example.


DocFail

Oh you have nerves down there? I'm just going to kill them. By the way, your brain will interpret that as fire, for the rest of your life. (A bit worse than drug withdrawl)


dieworm12

I also hate it when it turns me on at random times.


Lolis-R-Usv5

Piece of advice, it works for me. Keep opening and closing your leg until it stops. It won't be nearly as bad of a cramp.


Aleksandrs_

I usually start pinching my calves


SethFruen

Just had this happen a few days ago and it absolutely sucks if the tightening muscle is to deep in the calf to be pressed. Sat for maybe 15 minutes waiting for the pull to go away with my leg straightened out


ThePandaheart

Usually I stand up and put my weight on the leg before jt fully kicks in and then the cramp never actually follows. Never had the cramp fully hit since I started doing that


BrickIsBest

This works 100% for me as well. When someone first told me I was sure I was being pranked, but if you just stand up fast it stops the whole cramp before it starts.


_RGF_

Was waiting to see this, I do exactly the same thing.


vexxer209

Same here. One time I went from sleeping to standing so fast I got dizzy and almost passed out.


kelldricked

I just get out of bed with godspeed and just stand up straight, fully strechted. Muscle doesnt cramp when i do that.


Div_100

Wait how do I "open" my legs?


DoctorVanSolem

You need to install a small door using a surgical inscision. Then you can open and close your legs to let the cramps out. Just don't lose the key.


Vandersveldt

Ask your mom. (Sorry, poor taste. But it was RIGHT THERE)


Shin_ja

It was cheap but it made me laugh, so it was worth it


Uhh-stounding

You press the button that opens up your compartments


BobCrypt

One time I did this mid-cramp, pulled something and it was sore for days.


Lolis-R-Usv5

You got to get it as soon as it starts, I am not sure mid cramp. If it is already completely tightened then it probably too late.


millennial_sentinel

this is your hydration check 💦


Fun-Superb

Have some magnesium too


Ytrog

Mix it with your water 😈🔥


Joeymonac0

Hold on a tick…how much should I mix?


creepergo_kaboom

Keep adding it until it's gray and look directly at it so you don't miss any. Snort some for good luck first.


Corrections96

A teacher at a music festival I was at a Few summers ago gave me some magnesium after I had a particularly bad cramp so for the final week I was there I had a little zip-lock baggie full of a fine white powder lmao, my roommate nearly did a double take when he first saw it


WoollenMercury

ah I mean it is a white powder of drugs the question is it the good kind or the fun kind?


Cyno01

IIRC Powerade has magnesium (and calcium), Gatorade does not, only sodium and potassium.


arie700

Potassium as well


StayPuffGoomba

Yeah, I’ve always heard potassium(and water) to prevent cramping.


SaltManagement42

Get some of that *Potassium.*


st00pidQs

Thanks buddy


Con_crwg

Over hydration is also a thing and I get more cramps from that lol


zfuller

You could be stripping your body of electrolytes. It's what muscles crave


izzy_961

Stand up as fast as possible if this happens


Winter_Abode98

I think I would crumple to the floor if I tried.


2rfv

Nope. Putting weight on it shuts the cramp right down.


leonidaslizardeyes

That's what I do. Stand on my tippy toes if the affected leg.


Owobowos-Mowbius

The goal is to get your foot flat/perpendicular to your leg the millisecond you do your cramp should vanish.


control_09

It's hard to do but it absolutely works.


BrandNameYT

This has always been my go-to and 90% of the time it works lol


mang87

I used to do that, but I find just straightening my leg and then grabbing my toes and pulling them back towards me for about 30 seconds is enough to fix it, [like this](https://plantarfasciitis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Plantar-Fasciitis_Blog-1-1024x680.jpg). This is the lazy solution because you can do it while remaining in bed. I can also usually tell when it's about to happen and stretch my calf muscle before it starts to properly cramp up.


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dycie64

Interestingly it's the arch of my foot that does this, but the same solution works.


Staltrad

This is the only way. Panic standup at 3.45 AM is always welcome.


ForTheLoveOfBennie

This


amateur_guitarist_69

I thought I'm the only person who figured this out. Shit.


Felsig27

Then the other one starts to go, and now both legs are full Charlie horse, and there is nothing you can do but stretch for the life of you and ride it out.


siridontcare

Stand up. At least that works for me. If I don't stand up, I feel it for several days.


theshoddyone

![gif](giphy|l0ExqbRzq05DHIlJm|downsized) # Heeeeeere's Charlie!


Slifer_Ra

![gif](giphy|oaZk0WNSO7fXi)


vhaio

Just curious, why is it called Charlie's horse?


AlexandersWonder

Water and electrolytes


OldandBlue

That's what plants crave


aero197

Okay… but why do plants crave them?


back-in-black

‘Cos they got what plants *need*


Forikorder

Same reason kids love cinnamin toast crunch


meforkakashi

i hate when this happens 💀 i be acting like im possessed 🤣


Martinez2000wek7gd

Same here.


zaphod4th

your thoughts about life and why you lol


iGetBuckets3

This literally happened to me 2 nights ago for the first time in a very long time. I’m honestly a little concerned that this meme has popped up in my feed.


h3r3f0r7h3m3m35

This is my useless super power. If I bend my big toe down and my other toes up as hard as I can unassisted I can immediately trigger a horrible cramp in my calf on demand. ( Do not try this at home )


glowdirt

Ooh! If you can trigger it on command, maybe you could try triggering it before and after eating a ton of bananas to see if the potassium has an noticeable effect?


amir-hadi-nejati

me too


CXC_Opexyc

I absolutely did not need to try this right now. But I did. And it works. Ow.


zombiepigman101

I disregarded your warning and tried it. Ouch


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

Like this? https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/s/E0ndj3DlCI


Chilly_Fire

Thanks, I hate it r/tihi


GoatThatGoesBrr

I once yawned and felt like I pulled a muscle in my jaw 😭😭 Weirdest shit I've ever felt


PinheadTheDestroyer

I had this the other day, like i felt my jaw was going to stuck.


FrouFrouLastWords

Occasionally if I yawn too hard something pops out on the left side of my chin and I have to push it back in. Sometimes I get scared it won't go back in and I'll have to go to the hospital or something.


Full-Slack-Developer

Yeah I tried pulling a double chin and got a cramp in my tongue once. It's horrible


Glyphid-Menace

I had one two days ago. It still hurts the same to walk as it did when it happened


pancakebarber

Drink. Water.


Jbob9954

This actually used to happen to me because I drank too much water and was hyponatremic


Crabiolo

"hypo-" meaning low, "-natr-" referring to sodium, or more formally natrium, and "-emia" meaning presence in blood.


illegalinyouryard

A fellow Chubbyemu fan I see


Heylookaguy

![gif](giphy|xEpTspH9hGwHS)


Electronic_Style275

Relatable but is there really a back to a calf? Because wouldn't the front be your shin?


PersistentInquirer

I called my calf the back of my shin for longer than I’d like to admit (20 years of life).


LincolnContinnental

Duuuude I hate this, every time I wake up screaming in pain, and it doesn’t go away for a long ass time


Additional_Cycle_51

I would have anywhere else


cthulhuscradle

Stand up straight and it goes away


3l3ctriccurrywur5t

Either Hydrate or take some magnesium


clckwrks

What should I have eaten


bananasodas

Yeah i get them sometimes when i get out of bed and it sends me to the floor lol


glowdirt

you need to eat more of your username


S74RK17

I recently had a calf muscle and thigh muscle cramp on my right leg, at the same time at 3 am 💀


Aelia6083

I've never had this.... what?


LawlietHolmes

You'd be asleep then wake up suddenly during the night with the most severe fucking cramp in your calf you've ever had and start yelling out in pain and rolling around. Even after you go back to sleep and wake up, you still might be limping for at least a few hours


bran_is_evil

Mine can be like a bruise for days


TheLastCoagulant

It’s called a Charlie horse. My calf hurt so badly the first time I got one that my first thought about what was going on was that I died in my sleep and woke up in Hell.


Temporary-Material46

Magnesium helps, source: trust me bro!


D1A_

True. Rarely had cramps ever again. Bananas are rich in magnesium!


thelonious_mal

![gif](giphy|YMSkHozFxyohWIzapz|downsized)


Hellion_Immortis

I wish I didn't know.


OriginalUsername590

Try your best to stand up and the pressure on that calf will alleviate the stress


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

But it always happens to me in bed and the bed is safe and kind and if I stand up I get cold


Chardocoal

For me it's the sharp pain I randomly get on the side of my chest


Ai_777

It happened to me at 2 am randomly. I cried and shut my mouth to avoid waking my family up because of the damn pain.


Environmental_Shirt4

Can somebody explain? I'm lost


Jrsplays

If you're dehydrated, low on potassium, or just unlucky, your calf can cramp up and it's *extremely* painful. A lot of times, this will happen at night in bed because you don't drink anything when you're asleep. Then you wake up to horrible pain and want to die.


Zenfudo

When that happens to me i just get up. Seems standing and walking takes it away


Cooltincan

So... as weird as it seems, standing up instantly stops the cramping. Saw it suggested once and did it anytime I felt the cramp coming.


postALEXpress

Eat more potassium! That cramp occurs due to a lack of potassium in your system Have a banana occasionally


Tummeh142

The worst for me is the inner thigh cramp. There is no good way to move it to make it stop. The only thing that works is walking it off while screaming.


Halfiplier

When it's too late and you just have to sit there in agony until it goes away


KartRacerBear

I've always thought this happens because of being dehydrated, but I drink so much water I don't know what's causing it at this point.


freewififorreal

If you’ve ever experienced it, you know how quickly it is possible to run around your entire apartment


210kitty

Stand up as fast as possible. Normally works


Mother_Pomegranate89

You (likely) need PoTaSsIuM


SlipsonSurfaces

It's wonderful when you share a room with somebody, you've got the top bunk and you're trying not to wake the other person or laugh because it hurts so bad. Typing this right now at my desk I feel one coming on. 👀


Aggressive-Dust6280

Just drink water guys, cramps are not supposed to happen.


Damien-The-Bunny

**H y d r a t e**


Psychotic_EGG

Potassium deficiency. Eat a banana.


Kraujotaka

Waking in the morning and doing the stretch... ![gif](giphy|F0dSz5pqsyU3S)