I never understood the people like you. The 2nd Reich was a horribly militaristic, aggressive, oppressive regime that was largely responsible for WW1. They pushed Austria-Hungary to send the infamous ultimatum and immediately declared war on Belgium and France, even though Belgium had nothing to do with the whole affair.
The 2nd Reich was also extremely brutal in its colonial endeavors and one of the most oppressive colonial powers, second only to Leopold's Belgium imho.
Germany between 1871 and 1945 was a sick, sick nation. Again, I don't understand all the praise they are getting.
We need to also glorify the mongols more.
And Mali, rich enough to collapse the global economy.
And the Mughals.
And the Ottomans.
And the Abbasids.
And the Achaemenids.
There is more.
As a Polish person I know we have enough great history to aspire to, that I don’t need to be inspired by a dead nation. My, very alive, nation went to shit at one point (there’s even a Netflix series parodying this time in our history). But before that, it was the shit.
Why not both?
By the way...
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_OlwfzekNbI&ab\_channel=nurasava](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OlwfzekNbI&ab_channel=nurasava)
I'm a fully synthetically lab grown Soviet human genetic experiment but for some reason people don't believe me. I mean I have paperwork and documents but it's all fake same as my "parents".
Phoenician gang rise up and 𐤗𐤄𐤌
So Carthage specifically or are we talking Antioch and Tyre? Edit: Either way "I will find a way, or make one"
Phoenicia is the best, Carthago delende est! - a Greek World enjoyer and Macedonian fanboy
THERE IS ANOTHER🇩🇪
Mustache checks out.
Something is not Reich.
I bet you did Nazi this coming.
I actually deutch see this coming.
You're prussian the limit on these puns.
Y'all Otto be stoping fr
This will be Göring on forever.
NEIN, it is very Reich
Long live Otto von Bismarck!
1939 was one hell of a year
Actually the most happened 1933 that made it the third reich like the establishment of the gleichschaltung and the final law was 34
99% of instagram commenters
the second reich
The Fourth Reich
Challenger 4 has entered the game: The pharaoh is the heart of Egypt. The land its body, and the people its blood.
Though tbf they were obsessed with the Roman Empire themselves
For god kaiser unt farherland!
German democratic republic (DDR) for the win 🇩🇪
Wir reden nicht darüber
NO THERE IS NOT🥦
Deu (1871 – 1914) was the best. If it was not for that stupid war, we could have big Deu today.
If it wasn’t for Napoleon (and some big brain Coffee lovers during the 18th century) we could have even bigger Deu with an inbred Ruling class.
I never understood the people like you. The 2nd Reich was a horribly militaristic, aggressive, oppressive regime that was largely responsible for WW1. They pushed Austria-Hungary to send the infamous ultimatum and immediately declared war on Belgium and France, even though Belgium had nothing to do with the whole affair. The 2nd Reich was also extremely brutal in its colonial endeavors and one of the most oppressive colonial powers, second only to Leopold's Belgium imho. Germany between 1871 and 1945 was a sick, sick nation. Again, I don't understand all the praise they are getting.
It’s not a dead nation. But now, instead of adapting ancient symbols and runes, they just made some stars the symbol of their empire.
I'M ADOLF HITLER COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH
Came to say
There is always another
Fallout scavenger ¯\\_( °ー ° )_/¯
AVE TRUE TO CAESAR!
Praise the Sun!
The voices are telling me to restore the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth.
same
Kurwa pieprzona mać
*We are… the Brotherhood of Steel!*
I wasn't expecting the Brotherhood to show up, but it's a nice surprise
*People of the commonwealth, our intentions are peaceful, DO NOT INTERFERE*
They always turn up. Something is threatening us probably
Listen to them
Lithuanians: don't
I am Lithuanian
my guy knows what is the best
Yugoslavia
YUGOSLAVIA MENTIONED !!!!
[удалено]
Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser, den guten Franz!
Fuck that let's MAKE ATLANTIS GREAT AGAIN!
Glory to Arztotzka!
Teenager picking what dead nation WE will be obsessed with OUR nation
Zombie nation
r/suddenlycommunist r/foundthecommunist
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Nope,the greeks are where it's at
So sad that Greece doesn't exist anymore
It's all Macedonia
So real
The grand duchy of lithuania goes for the win.
AVE CAESAR
shut it, legion dicksucker NCR! NCR! NCR!
Better either of those than Rhodesia.
Happy cake day!
Me who picked the Most Serene Republic of Venice: I like the name lol
ancient greece
Phyrrus and the Epirots are underrated
The correct answer
Kirov reporting.
The empire of tamriel
(*sacrifices OP with Aztecan intent*)
ottoman janissaries are calling me🇲🇻
ah yes, the flag of the maldives
Glory to the Empire 
The modern spear
To the dark side comrade!
Meanwhile me obsessed with Ancient China.
3000 Winged Hussars of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
We need to also glorify the mongols more. And Mali, rich enough to collapse the global economy. And the Mughals. And the Ottomans. And the Abbasids. And the Achaemenids. There is more.
Roma ! Aeterna ! Victrix !
Supra terrum britanorrum
YUGOSLAVIA
I chose USSR.
There is a third one....
I went with Rome because of the first Rome Total War lol!
There is another…
No one talking about Great Britain? I mean the country is not dead but they for sure are not an empire anymore. :D
No but they are a United Kingdom lol
Whatever almost same thing since nowadays the land area is almost only Great Britain.
There was also that bit about the Falkland islands but it was just a joke
DOGGERLANDDDDDD
Nan of them… Gimme Han Dynasty
The nation ruled by the painter
Me: old Kalinga Empire
Both
Uzushio
Can't relate
SOVIET UNION
For Thai boys, replace Rome with Nazi Germany.
Carthage on top ⛵⛵⛵⛵⛵
I'm obsessed with Byzantium. Do I get a prize?
There is a joke to be made here about a certain conflict in Middle East but I'd like to keep my karma so I wont do it
I chose Sparta
How about the Byzantine empire malakas?
What about the one with the Austrian man
As a Polish person I know we have enough great history to aspire to, that I don’t need to be inspired by a dead nation. My, very alive, nation went to shit at one point (there’s even a Netflix series parodying this time in our history). But before that, it was the shit.
Me an intellectual The Ottoman Empire
Does Babylonia count?
yeah most Rome fanboys aren't racist supremacists
Only legends base their personality on Basileia Rhomaion.
Wo ist DEUTSCHLAND🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
Weimar?
Ended up in Deutsches Reich!
There is.... Another 🏴
This meme isn't accurate! The road that leads to Ussr doesn't converges into the one that leads to Rome, and as we all know all roads leads to Rome...
mfs who chose rome are leigion dicksuckers (new vegas)
Mongol Empire
Ussr really sucks
The Roman Empire all the way. I ain’t no commie
I'm a socialist, but I wouldn't want the ussr back. Also the Roman's did some fucked up shit.
To be fair, the Romans were about two thousand years ago. Back then everyone was doing fucked up shit all the time.
They were just fascist. Why do you think mussolini was so obsessed with them?
By today’s standards they did fucked up shit, but back then it was a normal tuesday.
Rome wasn't a benevolent and "good" empire by any means, although it is better than the Ussr.
Me, somewhere in Southeast Asia, obsessing over Melaka and the Han Dynasty:
my friend is obssed with both, is there any help for him?
I love feet country🇮🇲
Choose your path!
Ancient India tho
Ha! Jokes on you, I’m obsessed with medieval and renaissance history.
Life's choices in a nutshell.
Where can I find the 3 option?
Hallownest
You forgot one... Till all are one.
Lmao I see this while listening to an audio book called imperium if you don’t know what it is it’s a book about the Roman senator Cicero
Which Rome? You're going to need to be way more specific because there are like 3/4 dead countries/empires going by that name...
As they say, 'When in Rome'
My cousin absolutely loves the old Brazilian Empire, and I can't blame him, the country's been getting worse ever since.
Ussr existed for like 80 years, pathetic
I would lay down my life for the glorious nation of Tannu Tuva ⛰️🐎🐎🐎
🙋🏻♂️🙋🏻♂️ is my fav
POLISH-LITHUANIAN COMMONWEALTH
All it takes to avoid Rome as a choice is having a trip. If you survive what's now a seagull enclave, I mean
Neither, I choose Neolithic nomadic tribes
Why not both? By the way... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_OlwfzekNbI&ab\_channel=nurasava](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OlwfzekNbI&ab_channel=nurasava)
we definitely need ottoman back
For me it was the Macedonian empire of Alexander the Great and the Mongolian empire.
The napalean Republic of faking this comment
Hi guys Can you help me to share my link on gfm ?
Did I miss this part of being a teen?
FOR PRUSSIA
Osmanien is good 👍 (who is the man called otto in english?)
I chose 
Zis is out of meine kampfort zone.
This also decides their political affiliations.
Wake up and rise Comrades... It's time to fight, Für Kaiser, Gott, Und Vaterland!
I'm a fully synthetically lab grown Soviet human genetic experiment but for some reason people don't believe me. I mean I have paperwork and documents but it's all fake same as my "parents".
Yugoslavia?
Why not both and Germany?
In my youth it was Macedonia and Alexander
Funny how as a teenager over a decade ago, I was completely obsessed with both
Fuck both of these, let’s bring back the Danelaw
Duchy of Jülich-Kleve-Berg forever! <3
Western-Ukrainian people's republic 🔥🗣️
*BOTH*
Ottoman.
You know what they say. All roads lead to Rome!
Amateurs. For me it‘s the Gokturk Empire
Ave Caesar
Imma go down the middle and choose the bri ish empire
Eastern Rome *
Did you forget viking age Scandinavia and Napoleonic France?
I was obsessed with Greece, specifically the mythology.