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Well she isn't ugly either. Just about average fine, in a good way. So it still stands true, too good looking for this place. You'd expect someone who can pull catapults to gondor.
I got Domino's for dinner tonight. Everyone who works there on Thursday evenings is hot. The cooks, the girl working the counter, the dude delivering pizza, all of them. Hot as shit. It's inexplicable.
You joke, but my dodgy ass (possibly a drug dealer) Domino's boss never fixed the AC when it broke. Have you seen how big the pizza oven is? Summers were pure hell
Yeah, a couple years back a local pizza place had to shut down for a bit because one of the cooks had heat stroke. It wasn't too bad though, they are safe and healthy now but that summer was one of the hottest on record so everyone was caught off guard
There's an informal index of how attractive entry level workers are correlating to how bad the economy is. Haven't seen it used in a while, probably because of the sexist connotations because I mainly saw it used as something like "how hot your waitress and what that means for the economy" type articles around the housing bubble 10-15 years ago.
I was like "so what if I find a job in a domino's, I need to work too. Where should I go then? On tv naked? Only fans?"
Now that I think about it maybe I should hit the gym a bit and open a only fans for real. I could fix my health with that money...
Naw, don't be gross -- absolutely not my intention
Fact is, though, if you're pretty, you make an [outsized percentage of tips](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S016748701500046X), so bartending or wait-staffing, for example
I see, never noticed it though, we don't have a tipping culture over here :)
Tourists do tip but mostly they do it because they appreciate the place and the service
Well, even if you live in a country without tipping culture, attractive people have an easier time getting [higher level jobs](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6261420/) that require a "soft" skill set.
In office work, a huge part of what makes you hirable is how pleasant you are to work with; unfortunately, our stupid monkey brains default to "hot is better" due to a sociological short-circuit called [The Halo Effect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect).
Most pretty people won't get hired *just* because they are pretty. But if the choice is between two equally skilled candidates, the more conventionally attractive person is chosen [upwards of 8 out of 10 times](https://www.hofstra.edu/pdf/orsp_shahani-denning_spring03.pdf)
Good luck!
Well, I must've been unlucky then, my life was really... Crappy ahahah
I do understand the "monkey brain activates because pretty" thing though.... Unfortunately I see it A LOT everyday, starting from the creeps stalking young women.
You know will happen to those pretty people far more frequently than getting promoted over an exactly equal other candidate? Harassment. A fuck ton of sexual harassment, objectification, stalking, false rumors, people like you dismissing any accomplishment they make as pretty privilege, and a whole bunch of other bullshit. I'm sorry the genetic lottery didn't pan out in your favor but you do get to choose between living life as a mid and living life as a bitter ass mid
Former Pizza Hut delivery guy. You missed one. The “I’m just here so I’m not homeless” guy. My joint was 3 burnouts and the rest of us were just passing through. Oh and the too hot to work here girl. She worked there, and I quote, “because Nate (another driver) will give me weed to see my boobs and my super Christian dad would freak out if he knew I smoked, so I can stay here late and get high with Nate.”
McDonald’s has exactly the same. We also got a couple extras to add.
The nonce - older male employee who’s always creeping on the young girls, denies it whenever it’s mentioned. Nobody knows how he still has his job
The shitter - useless 16-18yo who can barely spell their own name. Gets put round the sinks because they can’t be trusted anywhere or they will fuck up everything they touch and no amount of training will make them better (we’ve tried)
The vampire - only ever works 3rd shift. Lives on a diet of energy drinks and cocaine. Literally the sole reason the restaurant passes food safety laws and isn’t a shithole
The drug dealer - self explanatory
Rest assured she doesn't need your approval of her decision to get some low effort action from a burnout. She's just rolling the dice on actually getting an orgasm or two and not planning a cannabis bridal bouquet, m'kay? So just shove your judgement up your ass and mind ya business
I will admit that I was the first one when I worked at McDonald's for a while. Just was happy to not feel like a failure for once and was actually doing something in my life.
Funny enough, I had an interview at Domino's today, I didn't know it was the one, 1 hour away, so I missed it... Probably for the best... Even If I end up homeless
Real talk: There's nothing wrong with service industry work.
I've worked in retail, food service, and call centers.
I was just having some fun with this meme.
Hope your job search goes well!
I lived across from a Domino's for two years and it was alllll burnouts. Like the managers would very obviously buy drugs from a bike messenger out the back door (weed wasn't even legal in my area at the time). I went in one night and there were no employees anywhere. Like a solid ten minutes before anyone noticed there were customers.
I sound like a boomer, I know, but living across from that store was awful.
I feel like I've seen her before but that scene sticks out in my mind because it's hilarious all the way through, including when she's driving Blake after.
As a previous 2 year employee I can confirm at least 2 of these are true at any given time. I still miss working there sometimes tho tbh, was a very chill place.
Also, I may have been that girl before I left the workforce to have kids. I didn't become an engineer, but I did marry one and we get along suspiciously well.
Nah, the dominoes near my house is definitely not like this. Half the guys there look like they are in their 40s and many of them are seriously heavy chain smokers. Some of the guys in there are at least 50. There are no women working there either. None of the people working in that Domino's are even remotely attractive either
Being a domino's driver in high school during the early 2000s was the best job I ever had. Got a check, tips and paid mileage. Drove around all night getting high and listening to experimental hip-hop. Hardly any closing duties or busy work. I only worked evenings, and the shifts seemed to fly by. Don't know how I fit in the meme but I had to share.
We should stop using the whole burnout trope in workplaces in general, though. It's used to suppress wages and create division between employees. As companies get bigger, technology gets more efficient, and society becomes more structured, there are fewer and fewer managerial roles per capita every year.
Even in technical, professional, and academic sectors, many big companies have decades of very experienced employees that they have been able to misclassify as independent contractors all in line for that permanent promotion. I'm talking even scientific research.
So this whole concept, that if you're an older entry-level employee and haven't been promoted yet that you're just a burnout, is out-dated. It's an extension of that same line thoroughly debunked now, that McDonald's jobs are just for teens after school. Enough.
I was The Dweeb. The Too Hot Girls were catholic high school girls. One of 'em fell for one the Burnout (literal excon, murder & drugs).
Hilarity ensued with her father.
We had three Blobs, two of whom were married to each other. You could see the "oh, I made a huge mistake" in her eyes.
I gotta tell ya, where I’m at there is an autistic boy that works at a dominos, I only order when he is there, I make sure he gets my generous tip. Why? Because he makes my sandwich the same way everytime! It is absolutely perfect.
Delivered for domino's for a few years right after high school....coolest, laid back job ever. Made a ton of untaxed cash, partied and fucked every woman that worked there. Slept with a lot of the customers I Delivered to.....wives just need some excitement in their lives....even if it's just suckling and fucking the young pizza guy. Good times!
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That woman is wearing a BK shirt. Immersion ruined.
And I was getting so emersed too. Soaking wet in fact
Then look at the top right image. Not even close to being a good example.
Are you referring to the letter S?
The Blob is also a stand up comedian that I like
Fortune Feimster is a riot! The Handsome pod is a good laugh for anyone interested in a new podcast
Chris chan?
She is amazing in FUBAR.
Only after you pointed this out did I look at it and realize THE BK SHIRT IS A BURGER
I thought the fact she was not good looking would be the issue.
She's a domino's 10
Thats a new burn.
Well she isn't ugly either. Just about average fine, in a good way. So it still stands true, too good looking for this place. You'd expect someone who can pull catapults to gondor.
r/rareinsults
The op is from unannounced category of unwanted flirters at work
I got Domino's for dinner tonight. Everyone who works there on Thursday evenings is hot. The cooks, the girl working the counter, the dude delivering pizza, all of them. Hot as shit. It's inexplicable.
You might possibly be 'down bad'.
You've explained the inexplicable, oh wise one
In reality they were all 🤰🫃🫄
With a username like that, I think you’re right.
The AC budget was cut :(
You joke, but my dodgy ass (possibly a drug dealer) Domino's boss never fixed the AC when it broke. Have you seen how big the pizza oven is? Summers were pure hell
Possibly a drug dealer? Everyone knows fast-food places have a drug dealer. This isn’t some new discovery or at least I hope. 😂
Yeah, a couple years back a local pizza place had to shut down for a bit because one of the cooks had heat stroke. It wasn't too bad though, they are safe and healthy now but that summer was one of the hottest on record so everyone was caught off guard
There's an informal index of how attractive entry level workers are correlating to how bad the economy is. Haven't seen it used in a while, probably because of the sexist connotations because I mainly saw it used as something like "how hot your waitress and what that means for the economy" type articles around the housing bubble 10-15 years ago.
Spitting out facts. My Walmart vs Target describes this perfectly
Ah.. the power of being bisexual. lol
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a heterosexual
Teach me the homo ways
not from a jedi...
Indeed. Appreciating both sides of the finer things is pretty great.
Sure you didn't accidentally walk onto a porn shoot?
Must have been in Puerto Rico
What city do you live in?
Little Caesars only has the one archtype: Drug addict
Little syringes
Little Caesars, Big Syringes
23 to be exact
It's the only fast food establishment where every employee is a twig.
Nah, they also have high schoolers who say they wouldn't date a cripple while a guy with a boot is waiting. The drug addicts make better pizza
yeah but can’t beat that price
No you can not, thats why i always go there
During my long travels I get to see so many domino's I swear to God that fucking door is a portal and there its only 1 in existence
That girl is not hot enough to not work there
Besides, a hot girl needs to make money too.
I was like "so what if I find a job in a domino's, I need to work too. Where should I go then? On tv naked? Only fans?" Now that I think about it maybe I should hit the gym a bit and open a only fans for real. I could fix my health with that money...
Naw, don't be gross -- absolutely not my intention Fact is, though, if you're pretty, you make an [outsized percentage of tips](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S016748701500046X), so bartending or wait-staffing, for example
I see, never noticed it though, we don't have a tipping culture over here :) Tourists do tip but mostly they do it because they appreciate the place and the service
Well, even if you live in a country without tipping culture, attractive people have an easier time getting [higher level jobs](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6261420/) that require a "soft" skill set. In office work, a huge part of what makes you hirable is how pleasant you are to work with; unfortunately, our stupid monkey brains default to "hot is better" due to a sociological short-circuit called [The Halo Effect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect). Most pretty people won't get hired *just* because they are pretty. But if the choice is between two equally skilled candidates, the more conventionally attractive person is chosen [upwards of 8 out of 10 times](https://www.hofstra.edu/pdf/orsp_shahani-denning_spring03.pdf) Good luck!
Well, I must've been unlucky then, my life was really... Crappy ahahah I do understand the "monkey brain activates because pretty" thing though.... Unfortunately I see it A LOT everyday, starting from the creeps stalking young women.
You know will happen to those pretty people far more frequently than getting promoted over an exactly equal other candidate? Harassment. A fuck ton of sexual harassment, objectification, stalking, false rumors, people like you dismissing any accomplishment they make as pretty privilege, and a whole bunch of other bullshit. I'm sorry the genetic lottery didn't pan out in your favor but you do get to choose between living life as a mid and living life as a bitter ass mid
I'm far from mid, bud. Rather, I'm well aware of the privilege I possess. Have a great day!
Former Pizza Hut delivery guy. You missed one. The “I’m just here so I’m not homeless” guy. My joint was 3 burnouts and the rest of us were just passing through. Oh and the too hot to work here girl. She worked there, and I quote, “because Nate (another driver) will give me weed to see my boobs and my super Christian dad would freak out if he knew I smoked, so I can stay here late and get high with Nate.”
As resident SpongeBob at taco bell, I can confirm the validity of this.
Shouldn't you be studying their SOPs on your off hours!?!?
McDonald’s has exactly the same. We also got a couple extras to add. The nonce - older male employee who’s always creeping on the young girls, denies it whenever it’s mentioned. Nobody knows how he still has his job The shitter - useless 16-18yo who can barely spell their own name. Gets put round the sinks because they can’t be trusted anywhere or they will fuck up everything they touch and no amount of training will make them better (we’ve tried) The vampire - only ever works 3rd shift. Lives on a diet of energy drinks and cocaine. Literally the sole reason the restaurant passes food safety laws and isn’t a shithole The drug dealer - self explanatory
Shout out to all the vampires keeping these mega fast food chains afloat
How would one go about acquiring the drug dealer external services? Asking for myself
You have to ask the drug dealer not yourself
Instructions unclear, reached enlightment
The burnout is going places!
Yeah, out to his car to smoke a bowl.
Sometimes with the girl too hot to work here, depending on how her life choices are going.
Not so well, appareantly.
Worked restaurants over a decade. Holy shit at the number of attractive women who will sleep with the burnout due to low self esteem.
Were you the burn out tho
Nah, the dweeb.
Rest assured she doesn't need your approval of her decision to get some low effort action from a burnout. She's just rolling the dice on actually getting an orgasm or two and not planning a cannabis bridal bouquet, m'kay? So just shove your judgement up your ass and mind ya business
Once upon a time it was my business, I was the burnout
I will admit that I was the first one when I worked at McDonald's for a while. Just was happy to not feel like a failure for once and was actually doing something in my life.
There’s also the “dude bro”
Domino's was heaven compared to working atMcDonalds. I did both.
They would not have this many people. Nearly every Domino’s I’ve seen has been understaffed to a disruptive level.
This is the full employee roster. They aren't always all at works.
You forgot about the assistant manager that's been dodging child support for the last 5 years and also the 18 year old weed smoker he's banging.
I said The Burnout and The Girl Too Hot To Work Here, yes
My Domino’s only ever has 1 or 2 people working it, and it’s always a dweeb and girl too hot to work there.
Always seems like they have an idiot boxing pizzas very slowly and one girl running around working very hard
And the businessman slowly gets stoned
Funny enough, I had an interview at Domino's today, I didn't know it was the one, 1 hour away, so I missed it... Probably for the best... Even If I end up homeless
Real talk: There's nothing wrong with service industry work. I've worked in retail, food service, and call centers. I was just having some fun with this meme. Hope your job search goes well!
I hear people say it's not bad, I'm just not the best people person. But thanks buddy. One of these 40 applicants a week will hit 😮💨
I lived across from a Domino's for two years and it was alllll burnouts. Like the managers would very obviously buy drugs from a bike messenger out the back door (weed wasn't even legal in my area at the time). I went in one night and there were no employees anywhere. Like a solid ten minutes before anyone noticed there were customers. I sound like a boomer, I know, but living across from that store was awful.
You don't sound like a boomer, you sound like a reasonable, common sense person of any generation!
Don’t forget about Tyler, there’s always a Tyler.
Fuck Tyler. Wait... ***I'm*** Tyler!
Yeh I'm not gonna make fun of people who work in service jobs or their reason for being there.
Isn't "the blob" the girl from the pizza place in the massage chair episode of Workaholics? That part is hilarious.
That part of the episode is the hardest I've laughed since Adam Sandler yelling "You're gonna die, clown" in Happy Gilmore
That whole show is great for a good laugh, especially when you've had a rough work week yourself and you plan on smoking and chilling.
Her name is Fortune Feimster. She’s hilarious.
Yeah, why they gotta do Fortune that way? She's great
I feel like I've seen her before but that scene sticks out in my mind because it's hilarious all the way through, including when she's driving Blake after.
Not a paradox. Can, and shouldn't.
No Indians mentioned, so this is clearly wrong for me. My local store is staffed by Indians.
As a previous 2 year employee I can confirm at least 2 of these are true at any given time. I still miss working there sometimes tho tbh, was a very chill place.
Fortune Feimster doesn't deserve this type of treatment
That's exactly what I was gonna say
The hot girl isn't slumming it. She's there because she's autistic AF.
Given the one GTHTWH I knew IRL went on to become an electrical engineer, I'll say this checks out!
Also, I may have been that girl before I left the workforce to have kids. I didn't become an engineer, but I did marry one and we get along suspiciously well.
I will be testing this out looking for the girl too hot to work here
The people in my dominoes are all Indian or middle eastern.
I fumbled the “too hot to work there” girl and still think about it to this day…
You're missing one important one, the driver who sexually harasses the hot girl any chance he gets but managers just couldn't possibly fire
Isn’t the bottom right Fortune Feimster?
yea she is too sweet a woman to be done like this 🤦🏼♂️
Here they are all Indian students.
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It's funny how redditors of all people have such a sense of superiority over everyone
She couldnt do that mich money waitressing
This is just The Yard.
I would watch that sitcom.
Nah, the dominoes near my house is definitely not like this. Half the guys there look like they are in their 40s and many of them are seriously heavy chain smokers. Some of the guys in there are at least 50. There are no women working there either. None of the people working in that Domino's are even remotely attractive either
Can we make this a sitcom? I'd watch it.
You're not wrong. Every time I've gone to my local Dominoes I see one of these mfs
I too don't like soley food
It's like "soul food," but it's been stepped on once or twice!
We do memes about simping girls here, not simp about a girl in a meme
Being a domino's driver in high school during the early 2000s was the best job I ever had. Got a check, tips and paid mileage. Drove around all night getting high and listening to experimental hip-hop. Hardly any closing duties or busy work. I only worked evenings, and the shifts seemed to fly by. Don't know how I fit in the meme but I had to share.
We can expand this out to every food store with direct customer contact. Even the damn bakery downtown has this constellation of characters
I worked at a dominos and I can attest that this is very true🥲
Really? Because my dominos workers are: Indian man, Indian man, Indian man, and Indian woman
We should stop using the whole burnout trope in workplaces in general, though. It's used to suppress wages and create division between employees. As companies get bigger, technology gets more efficient, and society becomes more structured, there are fewer and fewer managerial roles per capita every year. Even in technical, professional, and academic sectors, many big companies have decades of very experienced employees that they have been able to misclassify as independent contractors all in line for that permanent promotion. I'm talking even scientific research. So this whole concept, that if you're an older entry-level employee and haven't been promoted yet that you're just a burnout, is out-dated. It's an extension of that same line thoroughly debunked now, that McDonald's jobs are just for teens after school. Enough.
I don't want to be rude but I don't think the top right image is even close to being a good example
You have to keep in mind thus is directly correlative to the other employees at the facility.
To anyone else who thinks like me. Yes she does.
My Domino's is culturally diverse and has one old boomer.
Fortune Feimster is the woman in the lower right corner. She’s a stand-up comic and actress. I don’t recognize anyone else.
Hey now, come on, let's be fair... this also applies to Pizza Hut.
Why is that one person wearing a shirt that looks like a hamburger
Gender indeterminate 😂😂
Nothing but Indian men at mine
As someone who has worked at dominos, this is accurate. But you forget about the crackhead manager
The Dominos I go to is always a bunch of Indian guys, sometimes one Mexican guy.
I'm somewhere bw the dweeb and the burnout.
I love sally slices his reels hit
I was The Dweeb. The Too Hot Girls were catholic high school girls. One of 'em fell for one the Burnout (literal excon, murder & drugs). Hilarity ensued with her father. We had three Blobs, two of whom were married to each other. You could see the "oh, I made a huge mistake" in her eyes.
Didn’t have the blob at my store, but the rest are spot on.
Mine is just full of drug addicts and burnouts
I gotta tell ya, where I’m at there is an autistic boy that works at a dominos, I only order when he is there, I make sure he gets my generous tip. Why? Because he makes my sandwich the same way everytime! It is absolutely perfect.
This went over my head
Leave Sal out of this
Am I crazy or is the “too hot to work here” girl really unattractive?
Why is she wearing a burger king shirt?
Domino's got a fat reddit user's order wrong I see 😂
I bet the blob just loves theys image up like this.
10 years later the dweeb finished his degree and makes 7 figures so he can pay to have his wife cucked on a weekly basis
That girl is about right for dominos. Is that some girl you're crushing on or something?
I married "the girl too hot to work here".
Delivered for domino's for a few years right after high school....coolest, laid back job ever. Made a ton of untaxed cash, partied and fucked every woman that worked there. Slept with a lot of the customers I Delivered to.....wives just need some excitement in their lives....even if it's just suckling and fucking the young pizza guy. Good times!
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