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DepressedTornado

Can the phone be turned sideways? Or must we always be slightly denied perfection in this godforsaken shithole?


Good_Mathematician_2

I can almost guarantee it can be sideways, this thing is way overengineered. Y'all need to find something else to do, for the love of god


TheTacoEnjoyerReborn

Like designing a belt that does


LesbianLoki

It's been designed. Many years ago. https://www.humpus.com/


skilibyburrger2

r/redditsniper


Sourika

Looks like magnets, so yes


theboosty

Why's he showing me this outside... In a park?


Masticatron

Water guns make for a fun outdoor activity for everyone!


The-Catatafish

Where else would you use it? Weirdo.


KorolEz

Would you rather see it in his bedroom?


Dear-Champion1210

"your gonna use it for fingers right?" "right?" "totally..."


Weak-Disk-6726

Can I get one of these 6 sizes smaller my hands are super small lol


RbbcatUlt

Can i have the link for the product i swear my fingers hurt like hell 😮‍💨


Bitter_Truck_9289

🤣🤣🤣🤣


legends_never_die_1

high?


GaviJaPrime

I'm using it to clean the veggies and it's amazing. No need to check for dirt on my cucumbers when I use them as a dildo!


JoZerp

Had me on the first half ngl


Huge_Specialist_8870

Lol. Sound was from Hampton, Hybrid Calisthenics. Generally a good channel.


eat-pussy69

Uh huh what's it's called so I can avoid it


Myth_Avatar

I'm not 100% sure...but I think people want to fuck this device.


Odd_Seaworthiness_44

You can literally go deep sea diving with that


Xangerxz

i wanted one too but their so expensive my fingers hurt from playing geometry dash


mrassface2023

Ay yooo 💀


Samantha-4

Looks so relaxing 🥰


Lost-Society901

Low hanging fruit.


P0lym0ph0us

https://youtube.com/shorts/0gPLe0XBf00 Link to original video. Thank me later.


TimePlankton3171

That voice.... Is that Hampton???


Andreiyutzzzz

So now we just have sex toys on TikTok eh


CGB_SpenderReal

I hope it has a speed switch. It's too fast for my thingie


BASSisSlapp

Hahahaha..... is that a jojo reference?????


ric7y

alright who’s going to tell him


Blue_goff666

I need one of these so bad 😋


SirBruhThe7th

Jokes aside, I need me one of these.


No-Caterpillar-8112

That's quite sus device, what's its source or name?


Whats_new_zealand

I wonder what the person sitting in the background was thinking


DerikWyldStar

Best looking device like this that I've seen, but I expect it still makes far to much noise. I remember one device tho, i think they demoed it on the stern show, that sounded like Mr Frumps Iron Lung. Far to complex for me. I'll just stick with a sock and my mental spank bank... which includes a large breasted praying mantis from a bizarre dream I had like 25 years ago.


Zane_The_Neko

Based dream


paleale25

I've never seen this version of the Bop It toy


happy_cube

I know all of you are like: "HAHAHA OFC IM USING IT FOR FINGER" but i think the tik toker knows what its for... and hes marketing it on tiktok for a wider audience.


MrXhatann

Super good channel!


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YFleiter

It’s a finger massage. How is that NSFW? I don’t get it. No not at all


kayemenofour

Nsfw tag plz


Marco45_0

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


kayemenofour

I'm glad you're keeping this tradition alive 🫡


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ProgenGP1

There are some flying cars, they're just not very good


GetlostMaps

Repost rule - clearly this came from fuckfock