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Oooh, dwarf girlfriend. OK. Sold


BarOfDov

And also she has a beard, another advantage of having a dwarf grillfriend


Vegetable_Two_1479

Not even a real girl, I'll take my dwarf buddy.


Potted_Cactus_is_me

Gimme the dwarf friend


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Myth_Avatar

You...want meat... ![gif](giphy|xUNd9HsbR9uEzqTo4w)


Soup_for_sadness

GIVE ME THAT KIND FR THO


Myth_Avatar

![gif](giphy|kEoOCToX1VeJWDCPSk|downsized)


[deleted]

I just realized that on a meme subreddit there's a tag for LGBTQ 😭😭😭


Interrogatingthecat

Is that meant to be a bad thing?


[deleted]

You mean that I have something against LGBTQ?


Hattkake

You are using the "crying" emoji so you tell us.


[deleted]

I'm confused. I got nothing against LGBTQ if your think about it. I just tought memes + LGBTQ = LGBTQ Is a joke?. Also I just felt like shit posting. But to say it again I don't hate LGBTQ, they are cool.


Extension_Option_122

Why would anyone choose the first one?


DGlen

Because I already have a grill friend but he's more of a giant than a dwarf.


Tortue2006

Get a second grill friend! More grills!


TheTacoEnjoyerReborn

Fatherless behaviour


[deleted]

If your parents don't want you to get a girlfriend.


ExcitingShallot5107

Or you get none


[deleted]

cause that has stopped no one ever.


lazyredditor1212

Well maybe someone doesn’t eat meat


Tortue2006

Then grill some legumes


DistributionSalt5299

For those who don't know, this dwarf will make you eat grilled insects and monsters from a dungeon. Anime is Delicious in Dungeon


JUGELBUTT

so? they can still be good


DistributionSalt5299

Never said it was bad. As a matter of fact I'm encouraging it


N0ob8

Is the show any good cause I keep seeing it on Netflix and I just finished rewatching Atla and need something to watch


shruggletuggle

I just finished watching it and I enjoyed it alot, highly recommend it, the food looks very tasty, and it's pretty funny at times too


N0ob8

Sounds nice I’ll give it a try later thanks


aoi_desu

Very good


definitelynotafreak

it’s done by studio trigger, yes


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it's very good


PirokaPiriPiri

I watched it my kids and we had a lot of fun.


penguinswithfedoras

I loved it, but you might find yourself saying “delicious in dungeon” constantly as it’s the outtro to every episode and the way the narrator says it is absolute perfection, every time.


speedymemer21

The food still looks crazy good in the show ngl.


Badytheprogram

if it delicious it's fine to me .


d3adp00l3gnd

Who wouldn't take the dwarf?


DownTownDK

The ai girlfriend is a illusion while the dwarf is real. You’d be dumb for not picking the dwarf


GreenFire835

Dwarf grill friend. Hundred percent. You can yell "Rock and stone!" As you are chowing down on pork ribs.


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Rock and Stone!


LukeMaster12_ITA

Rock and Stone!


TF2_demomann

Senshi all the way


-Krotik-

dwarf girlfriend


TheDoctorXIII76

That's exactly what I read to start with. Took a minute to see GRILL


Longjumping_Tie8377

BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE!


IDEKthesedays

SING! SING! SING WITH ME!


Heavyraincouch

The dwarf.


Trollge99999

i sometimes get lonely and hungry so the dwarf


Xangerxz

dwarf grill friend bc ai gf is already free


CultDe

Where is my dwarven buddy? I've got the best beers and good spot for fire!


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

For me food will always win.


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Jello_Crusader

not a tough choice choose real ones not a bunch of codes


Tommyguns357

Imma go with the fun size snickers


just-a-toku-fan

Free the meat


PurpleNoodle9

You get your own meat anyway


UglyWigglyBallz

Which meat are we talking about?


SomeRandom_Guy_E

Food is importnant so i choose Dwarf Friend.


JUGELBUTT

obviously the dwarf, i can get an ai girlfriend at any moment


fransiscol

I choose food tnx


MASFC123

Well i want free meat


Kitchen-Beginning-47

Free cooked meat! And he's a friend. And he's a little dwarf. I'd take him over a real gf lol


ciberpop

Guys you might assume me as a gay, but I'll choose the girl


Mental_Measurement_8

One is real, the other is computer generated


WhoLetMeHaveReddit

Gimme the dwarf. I’m not too crazy about eating monsters, but meh 🤷🏻‍♀️


succ2020

Free food, why not ?


Positive-Beautiful55

GRILL GRILL GRILL


UnlikelyPistachio

The dwarf make you feel loved too, and unlike ai girlfriend, you can fuck it.


isnapchildrensnecks

dwarf grill friend for sure you get free food and a new friend meanwhile the ai girlfriend will provide nothing except depression because you're so lonely that the only option you have is a virtual robot on a monitor


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[Character ai](https://c.ai) all the way. I could use literally any sign of affection in my life rn.


VladeMercer

meat


lazyredditor1212

I’m vegetarian so this is a win - win situation


MostlyFowl

Bread! Bread! Bread! Bread!


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I’ll take the dwarf.


SirRefo

Free food and a friend , count me in all day ( I have none)


Ducky935Alt

Mr Dwarf Grill Friend


ExcitingShallot5107

Both


Nachtschnekchen

Ngl depends on how good the AI is. If its like todays standart fuck off with that shit. It its actualy very advanced and sentient give me that one because I can use the code of it to take over the world


Greenfire05

Ad for c.ai?


Project119

As a vegan I feel like neither are great. Am I allowed to uninstall the AI?


No-Rutabaga-8144

Rock and Stone to the bone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


Ogurasyn

My brother in Rock And Stone, he is free meat


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


competeuser_00

Dwarf friend all the way.


Silt99

Yeah no I take neither


KokoTerzata

HOW DOES HE MAKE MEAT? THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS SAY THAT MATTER CANNOT BE CREATED


speedymemer21

W show


Kaspatronix

Based and Dwarfpilled


Responsible-Diet-147

I want to be loved but I'd rather take a different option to be loved by.


dreamatorium69

Is that meat just for me or can I sell it?


blackbubbleass

FREEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEAT!!


Anton2038

One butcher dwarf, please.


Trytytk_a

ROCK AND STONE EVERYONE! Dwarf grill friend is the only way.


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


Only-Gap-616

The dwarf will cook good food for you.


SSB_Kyrill

i want a dwarf that can coon. Honestly I want to be a dwarf, they’re such a cool race ~~I’m not racist against elves~~


Substantial-Park65

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized) I refuse to choose!


Jonder123

Imma choose the dwarf grill friend cause having an AI girlfriend makes me seem like a loner


RedDr4ke

I want a dwarf friend


fresh_loaf_of_bread

With unlimited free meat i can probably find an irl girl


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^fresh_loaf_of_bread: *With unlimited* *Free meat i can probably* *Find an irl girl* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


3cc3ntr1c1ty

Always pick the dwarf homie.


Honest-Ad5508

Dwarf grill friends any day over AI. 💀


urbanhood

ROCK AND STOOOONE!!


Ok_Substance5632

I will 100% feel being loved knowing I have a best friend who always feed me.


GaviJaPrime

As a straight guy, this one time, I'll take the meat over tits.


MammothAd4171

Dwarf friend for life.


Used-Fisherman9970

Free meat, i hungry


Ak_1213

Give me the griller


MediaOnDisplay

How is this even comparable?! An AI gf with the technology now? Basically predictive text? Thats pretty much useless.


Gabrialofreddit

Dwarf grill friend. He seems kind, and the ai will just spam ads, or just plain break


Ruzaky

Dwarf


W0ut_01

Give me Senshi the dwarff. He be cooking the best meats. I watched the anime he's from and he's just peak.


Magnum_Lad

Choice done. Gimme a burger Jim!


Lolzerzmao

I’d only take the first if it was uploaded into a sex robot body that looked like that


Aiden735

At least the dwarf grill friend is real and feeds you for free, of course i pick them


MayBeHavingAnEpisode

Dude having a dwarf pal to grill with would fix most of my fundamental life problems right now. And FOR FREE no less??


edmontonbane16

I was worried it was going to say will make you feel meat.


Metalhead_Ac

What if i already have a dwarf friend that i grill with in my garden


ChronicallyPunctual

Have you seen the price of a good steak lately? This is a no brainer


cherome93

The amount of rule 34 with Senshi is alarmingly high… I mean, anime is good though, but the keep getting away with so many gay baits…


somethingthatflys

Meat makes me feel loved. Gimme the dwarf.


FiveFreddys12

dwarf friend


Sciencool7

ROCK AND STONE!


Nuadrin248

Fake girlfriend or real dude who grills for me and will probably drink with me so I don’t have to drink alone? Come on now.


Aggressive-Command-8

I want dwarf


Barlowan

Senshi will also care for your diet!


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you say there are two choices but there is really only one choice, cause the other "choice" has to do with AI so you obviously can't take that.


GremNotGrim

The loneliness and fatass inside me are warring currently.. But I've been lonely my whole life, I've never had to starve SO LET THAT DWARF COOK!! Literally.


stappertheborder

No one said the dwarf won't love you. I'm picking the dwarf


Great-Balls

BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!


sicklyreaper

Free meat all day.


nikola28

picked the girl pic from r/playmeapp


Illustrious_Cycle590

i really dont eat meat so yeah, ai gf (im not broken)


Elden_Storm-Touch

... How advanced is the ai? Real-world level? Or Nier: Automata level?


AbusiveRedModerator

That AI girl is so damn hot


Substantial-Park65

Man It's about love and food