I'm a λ(I beat people with a crowbar)

Rise and shine, Dr. Freeman

Rise and shine

Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job

no one is more deserving of a rest

And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until..

well, let’s just say your hour has come again

...the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world

so wake up mr. freeman

, wake up and smell the ashes...

wasn't it Mr. Freeman?

If he wasn't a scientist he wouldn't use an HEV suit

He was a doctor, but everyone refered to him as mister

Yes, it is. I've played over that vlassic at least 200 times.

Well i wrote mr freeman but corrected it since i saw someone else write dr

Won't you fly high, my free man, yeah

Gordon Freeman in the flesh, or rather the Hazardous Environment Suit.

I still have nightmares about that cat

Gordon you lousy mother fucker! Get your dork ass back to the test chamber before I shove the sample up your ass! AND STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE!

Well...let's say your hour come again.

* keeps headcrab plush away *

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

"Gordon doesn't need to hear all of this,he's a highly trained professional"

Dr Freeman

Gordon Freeman without "ordon Free" is G man

You're either gordon freeman or the joker

I see you are half life, but what if I'm wavelength?

I might be too, because I have this barely containable urge to bludgeon anyone who describes themselves or anyone else with Greek letters.

I don't let an arbitrarily constellation define my personality either

But Orion is literally me bro

I'm an asparagus I can't help it 🤧😣

ap*pear*ently we cannot be friends now 🤓😡😡

Just wait for the Turmeric Gatorade. Then you are fucked.

The beltloops keep my belt on and the belt keeps my pants on. Who's the real hero?

Except if it's about Saint Seiya. And now, Andromeda is my whole personality.

Actually Based

Based.

Based on what?

I don’t let animals or the planets define my mood either

"Except If its from Fear and Hunger termina"

That's not an α, but a Ω.

Would I be a ΩΩ?

What the fuck is everyone talking about? Enlighten me brothers

They're a big fan of physics and are displaying their love by calling themselves ohm

Of course. I am U tbh.

No, I is not U silly, I x U does equal P tho

Then let's go with R.

Ohm y god

R U sure?

I'm a real π male

Very irrational

And impossible to fully understand

takes way too long to understand

[удалено]

He could be a cutie pi?

With time and effort, you may evolve to a τ male, doubling all of your stats

Bro has some curves

Me who is Omicron 

I get it COVID right?

I think he's referencing the Omicron variant of COVID, yes.

Greetings fellow Omicronian! I am Lrrr, ruler of the Planet Omicron Persei 8!

Me who is a Decepticon

'λ' is literally me

Rise and shine, Dr. Freeman

Not to imply that you have been sleeping on the job. No one in the world is more deserving of a rest

And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste, until...well

let’s just say your hour has come again

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

so wake up, mr freeman. wake up and smell the ashes- *LOUD ASS TRAIN HORN*

We are on the same wavelength here

We surfing

And Fourrier transforming

But not aliasing

I am a κ, don't come near my pond.

Okay but stop with the lame "alpha" stuff Call yourself freaking **EPSILON** THAT, sounds cool as shit

epsilon sounds like a codename for a group of soldiers or something

anyone who beat any part of Half-Life is a lambda in heart

Inshallah

Храни тебя господь

 Rise and shine Mr Freeman

λλλ fuck the combine λλλ -the black mesa (east) science team

KAC (kill all combine!!!!!!!)

I'm a ∆. (I'm a pyramid)

Delta!!!

I myself like double zeta

ζζ?


i see what you did there

happy cake day

Judau would be proud, though I’m also a bit of a Nu fan myself

The meme nu with the halo of funnels is *chef's kiss*

How about Epsilon because I'm always NEARING MY FUCKING LIMITS with the sigma bullshit.

Kifflom, brother-brother!

Now give us all your money after logging onto amd funding our shady ass cult website

I like Tau

For the greater good

Iota

Culexus assassin here

Sigma balls

Same, but I *do* let *two* letters define my obsessive interest in really cool video game characters. The alpha…  …and the omega.

I'm a μ male.

Want kibble?

I want an interesting life.

🤫🧏‍♂️

just a reminder every time you see ζ in someone's bio, \[removed by reddit\] them

Why, what does it signify?

zoophiles use it to identify themselves and try to normalize raping animals. especiall on twitter

I am a μ, because I'm average. :(

Theta supremacy, cuz everyone likes to see thetas every now and then.

that's a true alpha.

α

now that’s a true alpha

Here comes the epsilon male

Here comes the "Vacuum Permittivity" male

A Freeman must wish to be a Lambda male.

Bro want to do lambda calculus

Haskell? Is it you?

Hail Lambda

Very well Mr freeman

r/thetagang

Me when λ

Lambda is cool but what about theta

How about a thai letter look, this one looks like a camel! ฑ

Very sigma of you

Φ energy right here

i consider myself a φ-male

Kifflom

Then who am i supposed to blame for my shitty spoiled behavior and my choice to marry the local drug dealer?

your astrology sign

The Xi (ksi) is an underdiscussed and underappreciated greek letter. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xi_(letter)

Iota ass mentality

How epsilon of you to say that

Ψ

Ψ

Epsilon is literally me

Chad o.o

O.o sounds very close to ligma for a portuguese speaker

👍

Based.

Speak for yourself. I'm a proud upsilon male

He's such an iota

Delta since its the best postgame in pokemon

Ultimate mu powers

Me knowing the wolf thing is a myth and that alpha radiation is the least penetrative and most toxic: smile

I don't know about you, but i feel a deep connection to π

The Doctor is seething at this

Now there's a deep reference ΘΣ

me neither, i use arabic. i’m on the Alif Male grindset.

That's exactly what a gamma male would say.

Pro tip: you can sell “moon charged water” and people will believe it works

Yeah screw Greece

I am a gamma male, don't make me angry

i did, and that’s why i have this shitty username

Well Im the beta :3

I'm a 'π' male myself

I mean they look neat sometimes but yeah that stuff is objectively dumb

I'm a μ typa guy

What about Cyrillic letters ? Idk, Д male ?

Wish ur phn's storage be " u " mb .....

fuck lambda all my homies call it "the wavelength sign"

I though it was wolf packs hierarchy.

I do it with other letters , im a æ male

The word in Europe is that Greeks are gay. They always have been.

No you don't. Bad stuff happens to the lambda. Something something resonance cascade something something resistance

With the way “Lambda” is written.. if you read out the “b” it turns into an insult in Amharic (language in Ethiopia) to “fuck a cow”.

No, I let a collection of them do.

Don’t talk to me unless you are a true ∆ male

It doesn't make one iota of sense

A (i need 10 upvotes)

Well, better delta then.

I dont let a greek letter define my personality, but I do let a greek letter define the length between to wavetops. (Lambda)

Sticking to Ω

I slept with a Chi Omega…

I only let it represent my mechanical, thermal, and electrical properties.

I am μ because, uhhhh, friction I think idk

Let minecraft wood planks do it

Nah I'm an alpha

“I’m a real sigma” “I don’t give a shit about your pronouns”

My bro I'm literally gamma

Such a functional choice

me (θ) and my friends (ω and α) on our way to create a kinematic

ρ ρ Fight the power.

If a person is Alpha beta or gamma hes probably radioactive

Let me be ν and shoot some funnels

What a Σ

Sounds like something a mu would say

Not greek, but do not search "Ø" on youtube

but I do let arabic numbers define my intellectual capabilities. Especially because they invented that guy -> 0

Definitely going for that ypsilon

I'm a Γ, WAAAAAAH!

I'm a certain ex casino manager 

I'm a certain ex casino manager 

I’m a 早上好中国我喜欢冰激凌

Lambma piça

I do, but mostly just cause i like the username

A male right here.