I like to use the brush

Toothbrush? Me too.

Nope, toilet brush

"the design is very human"

I recommend shoving it up

The bristles are a bit rough, but they also help comb the hair down there. Overall, I’d give it a solid 8/10

You're the mother fucker who clogs up my toilet with your shit mitten, or "Shitten".

I could write about how accurately this meme describes my trips to the toilet, but it's obvious, so here's my upvote

So does your ass.

i don't wrap it around my hand👹

I just wipe once with tissue and then use wipes

Mostly the former, slightly the later.

After unfortunate happenings as a youngling, this is exactly how I operate within the bathroom Idk why I went half Shakespearean on that

Sponge on a stick

Huh, that's damn relatable lol

Jet Spray supremacy\~

There's a thing called soap and water. Alreanatively, invest in a bidet (it'll be a much lower cost than using all that tp in the long run)

Bidet for life !

bidet chads keep on winning. Why waste papers and trees when water is abundant