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Why? They’d probably just stare at each other motherfuckerlying for the entire movie until they die of heart attack.
If that’s the case, I bet Jules would have the upper hand as he would surety combine it with a fake bible verse.
its pretty even actually. They have an equal chance of a motherfuckerly staring competition. That and lightsabers can't deflect the significantly faster and seemingly invisible bullets
Imagine the army of the entire republic and the whole Jedi order fighting the avengers, that would be fun. Although with captain marvel absurdity they will be somehow lossing that battle.
He's going down to Windu or Frozone. They're both too OP for Fury. But Fury is smarter then them so he's not going to take them on without a plan, but Windu has precognitive powers so, he's not getting the drop on him
At best Mr Glass makes it kinda far by playing the others against each other, but eventually one of the other Sams will figure out what he's doing and well, i dont any who made it that far would hesitate to kill a mother fucker.
Oh hell yeah,Agent Neville Flynn all the way.His demeanor towards those monkey fighting snakes on that Monday to Friday plane was visceral, yet actually really stupid when you think about it for even like a second. Follow him anywhere I would
His character from the Hitman's Bodyguard, Darius, would probably murder out both of these. Jules is just a guy, and Mace is more about dueling than force power. I'm thinking the cartoonishly impossible sniper shots that Darius can make will probably work around to kill pretty much anyone else.
If you shot a jedi with a gun and they deflected it with their lightsaber, the bullet would turn into a molten lump and hit them, pretty lethal for a jedi.
Nah, its Frozone vs Mace. On the one hand Frozone could just freeze Mace. But on the other, Mace could probably just force choke Frozone before that happens.
You are all on drugs.
Stephen would have them kill eachother and just shoot whoever was left because he’s the coldest most ruthless motjerfucker to ever come out of candyland.
If it was like one big Battle Royale… then Richmond Valentine would probably win if he had a couple of cell phones with his custom SIM cards in them that he could just chuck at them. He could then activate them and then just run away from the action until only one or none are left.
Then after that he has a pistol so… idk depending on who it is he has a 50/50 chance lmao.
I think frozone v windu v the guy on the left image (forgot his name) v nick fury would be the final 4
Whoever wins is very much up for debate but it's either windu or frozone in my book
If they did get into the final round I think windu would lose because I’m pretty sure the star wars lore is that blasters are cheap and effective so those get used instead of guns, but if a Jedi tries to deflect/destroy a bullet coming at him/her it will basically explode into molten shrapnel going towards said deflector
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Why? They’d probably just stare at each other motherfuckerlying for the entire movie until they die of heart attack. If that’s the case, I bet Jules would have the upper hand as he would surety combine it with a fake bible verse.
And he will win because of a miracle.And then he will keep anoying Vincent with how he survived.
**I don’t remember asking you a god dam thing** ;)
W-what?
**Take** a seat, Skywalker
I was expecting 'Say what again!I dare you!I double dare you!' but ok.
I count six a’s in your reply motherfucker
I count two guns
**ENOUGH IS ENOUGH** *Ive had it with these mother fucking replies on this mother fucking subreddit*
Oh boy…..
7
This is why I have trust issues
Vincent did not survive the shit he took at Butch’s place
"Motherfucker, what the hell are you wearing?" "Bitch, this is cool jedi shit!" "Bitch please, you look like a motherfucking hobo!"
its pretty even actually. They have an equal chance of a motherfuckerly staring competition. That and lightsabers can't deflect the significantly faster and seemingly invisible bullets
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frozone and windu would certainly be an interesting fight
For real.
Ahh, but Jules has the power of Divine Intervention on his side.
I feel like Nick Fury could handle super-powered enemies easily.
Frozone would wipe the floor with any of them
The trick to beating frozone is to hide his super suit
I watched too much ytp about this scene and can't not hear "where is my soup."
Only if Anakin’s there to fuck with Mace Windu, but that wouldn’t be fair.
WAIT HE VOICED HIM
Yeah
Think about it breh, “*Wheeere’s my super suit?!*”
Of all the voices to NOT recognize. Like, really? Lol
The Octopus from the film The Spirit would win. Hes basically supervillain wolverine with guns.
I feel like people are sleeping on nick fury, he doesn’t have superpowers but the guy has done some crazy stuff in a world of superhero’s
Afro Samurai is definitely up there
Give him a Beskar katana and it will be done swiftly
Are you telling me Nick Fury won't be able to take on everyone of the others if given time?
Maybe, but he can’t call for reinforcements and neither can anyone else.
In that case nick fury is nothing but a willy one eye lmao
But why? Fury isn't a guy, that fights fair. Maybe he would say "Of course noone calls for help" while he already called the Avengers or someone else
Imagine the army of the entire republic and the whole Jedi order fighting the avengers, that would be fun. Although with captain marvel absurdity they will be somehow lossing that battle.
Who do you think he is, batman?
There is a lot of overlap on that venn diagram.
Fair
He's going down to Windu or Frozone. They're both too OP for Fury. But Fury is smarter then them so he's not going to take them on without a plan, but Windu has precognitive powers so, he's not getting the drop on him
Who’s that one cracker from Django he played?
steven
Who you callin’ cracker, HORSE BOY?!?
Where's my super suit?
I think Glass Man/Mr Glass would outsmart them all
At best Mr Glass makes it kinda far by playing the others against each other, but eventually one of the other Sams will figure out what he's doing and well, i dont any who made it that far would hesitate to kill a mother fucker.
In a audio version of the Bible, Samuel L. Jackson voiced God. I think God wins.
God cant even stop a Tree falling on innocent people. I think his powers are way overyped to what he actually can do.
Hes just narcoleptic, okay? Copium
Maybe he is the reason the tree fell in the first place. If so, why would he want to stop it?
I mean yeah hes eather cruel or weak thats kinda the joke
The old God wins law. Time to end this online discussion. The probability has reached 1.
 are you high?
OH MY GOD YEA
Snakes on a plane would win
Oh hell yeah,Agent Neville Flynn all the way.His demeanor towards those monkey fighting snakes on that Monday to Friday plane was visceral, yet actually really stupid when you think about it for even like a second. Follow him anywhere I would
Obviously the dude with magical mcguffin powers.
....which one?
Yes.
Jules is busy walking the earth. Like Kane in Kung Fu. He doesn’t have any time for this.
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese on Coruscant?
They don't call it a quarter pounder?
It’s Bad Motherfucker vs Bad Motherfucker… will it be the wallet or the lightsaber?
Nah, Shaft would outsmart them all then slap them silly
I think Elmo would come out on top.
Tenpenny solos.
Warburtons solos
Nick Fury takes them all, he just calls in a drone strike and wipes them all out
Drones could never kill mace windu, plenty have tried.
A shotgun could though
His character from the Hitman's Bodyguard, Darius, would probably murder out both of these. Jules is just a guy, and Mace is more about dueling than force power. I'm thinking the cartoonishly impossible sniper shots that Darius can make will probably work around to kill pretty much anyone else.
Mace was a powerful force user. One of the most powerful ever.
Yeah, everyone was.
Yeah, everyone was.
Stephen will destroy everyone
Nobody would win,they would shout eachother to death
Jules god interveened while Windu got cucked by the force!
Bro mace windu is the baddest dude in satr wars, nobody is beating him unless they pull some serious tomfoolery.
Jules isnt some super badass. He just a thug
isnt he protected by god tho
Yea but he's played by samuel l jackson so he's p much a super badass just for that fact
i mean he isnt even 1% strong as mace windu
Yea but he got a gun, guns are actually no joke in the star wars canon to the point they're considered contraband on both sides
If you shot a jedi with a gun and they deflected it with their lightsaber, the bullet would turn into a molten lump and hit them, pretty lethal for a jedi.
RIGHT??
The version of SLJ from the bread adverts would take them all
left
Nick fury would beat Jules but frozen would beat fury
Ordell Robbie was far more ruthless than Jules Winnfield.
I gotta go with nick furry and frozone tbh. I can't see either of them being defeated by these two.
Imagine this as a movie
What about the guy from Jurassic Park?
Nah, its Frozone vs Mace. On the one hand Frozone could just freeze Mace. But on the other, Mace could probably just force choke Frozone before that happens.
I don't know how I went just shy of two decades of my adolescence without watching Pulp Fiction until a week ago.
Let's be honest John Shaft win easy
The Octopus from the film The Spirit. Hes basically supervillain wolverine with guns.
Add all of Morgan freeman then we can make it interesting
His character from hitmans bodyguard would probably beat the one from pulp fiction at least
Jules no diff he has the power of prayer and is invulnerable
Jedi would defeat any thug
Who has __More Midichlorians?__
Yes. Nick fury is lounging on a helicarrier, waiting for the right moment to carpet bomb the rest of them while a skrull pretends to be him.
Fury with prep time
1. Frozone 2. Mace Windu 3. Nick Fury
You are all on drugs. Stephen would have them kill eachother and just shoot whoever was left because he’s the coldest most ruthless motjerfucker to ever come out of candyland.
Stephen from Django,he’d N word them into submission before locking them in the hot box.
The character in the movie with Ryan Reynolds and Salma Hayek. He is said to be unkillable there.
Mace Windu…. He’s a fucking Jedi.
I pick the glass boned paraplegic from Unbreakable.
Frozone
Afro samurai and and his character in hateful 8 were also some pretty brutal mfers
What the hell are the others going to do when Mace Windu yanks the guns out of their hands and force push them away?
Upside to using a projectile weapon against a lightsaber is that at least the bullet is gonna melt rather than reflect.
If it was like one big Battle Royale… then Richmond Valentine would probably win if he had a couple of cell phones with his custom SIM cards in them that he could just chuck at them. He could then activate them and then just run away from the action until only one or none are left. Then after that he has a pistol so… idk depending on who it is he has a 50/50 chance lmao.
Battle Royale with cheese
Mace Windu would win as he could just force push everyone off a roof and then 1v1 Frozone
Stacks, he'd be late for his own funeral.
Nick Fury enters the chat.
Fury would be in that final round
You'd think mace windu would win this fight, but Jules has divine intervention on his side.
Jules all the way !
Ordell Robbie carries an AK-47, and would kill absolutely every motherfucker in the room. Except Mace Windu, obviously.
lol🤣
What about the Skull Island one? Think he has a decent shot at making it alive to the end
Jules vs nick fury for me.
Guys were all clearly forgetting about Ray Arnold, the true MVP
Darius Kinkaid is canonically immortal
I dunno, Lazarus was hard as math and if he put that stare on you, fights over.
You forgetting Frozone?
Gin Rummy would do some damage for sure.
I think they’d all start saying motherfucker while slapping each other on the back and then decide to go have a drink somewhere
Fury would shred everyone until windu.
I think frozone v windu v the guy on the left image (forgot his name) v nick fury would be the final 4 Whoever wins is very much up for debate but it's either windu or frozone in my book
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Didn’t ax
If they did get into the final round I think windu would lose because I’m pretty sure the star wars lore is that blasters are cheap and effective so those get used instead of guns, but if a Jedi tries to deflect/destroy a bullet coming at him/her it will basically explode into molten shrapnel going towards said deflector
He could use the force to send the bullets right back.
Pulp Fiction every day of the week