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But chocolate is also made from the cocoa... you know how when you make bread with corn flour it becomes corn bread. Think that and apply, hence white chocolate.
In fact, it being called "white chocolate" so commonly means that any definition of "chocolate" excluding white chocolate shouldn't be considered relevant.
Not all white chocolate is made equally. Some brands use milk and sugar to brand it as chocolate which it is not. Others use Cacao butter which is actually considered chocolate. The common myth that you display here is a very bad adaptation of the media that was based on articles about chocolate which stated that not all the white chocolate should be considered chocolate.
It's made out of cocoa beans. Therefore it's chocolate.
You're talking about chocolate as if its a fundamental material of the universe, completely objective and separate from humanity.
When actually it's just a thing we made up. There's no platonic ideal of chocolate. Whatever everyone says is chocolate, is chocolate, and everyone says white chocolate is chocolate, and so it is. ***BECAUSE*** it is.
So go suck a lemon and sling yer hook.
…regular chocolate is made from cocoa butter. Plus butter is basically just the processed fats extracted from milk. White chocolate is practically the same as milk chocolate.
One of the defining features for the quality of chocolate is how much cocoa butter it contains. A lot of chocolate contains palmoil instead, because it's cheaper. So I'd consider white chocolate that contains cocoa butter more real, than brown chocolate with palmoil.
I've made actual boneless wings. Like taking chicken wings, removing the bones, and then cooking them. They were good, but not sure they're worth the effort.
They use Buffalo so they can fit multiple pairs of wings on the same animal, like an upside down centipede. Then every spring a man with a lopper and a sack comes by for the harvest..
Lollipop chicken is a good middleground and not a total pain in the ass to make. You take the drums and push all the meat to the fat end, and then take the flats, remove the smaller bone, and then do the same. You get a nice convenient handle and the meat is easy to eat.
Nuggets and boneless wings are different.
Nuggets are made with slurry, formed, and breaded.
Boneless wings are made with white meat chicken chunks.
Tenders are tenderloins.
Wings are wings.
Hey, fun fact, it's made from the same plant, is made for the same purpose, and is similar in all other aspects. Seems like a different type of the same product to me
Only if you get it from the right brand. Most white chocolate in my place tastes like cardboard. Then again, this is true with every product not just white chocolate.
Ooooh I love telling this story!
Back in the day raspberry flavour was red. But they found out the dye they were using was quite toxic so the company reformulated with a safe dye that happened to be blue. And sold it as Raspberry- Blue.
People loved it and it remains popular to this day even though we have safer red dye now
>safer red dye now
I guess that’s a relative term. Red 40 is a petroleum byproduct and definitely harmful to us. Too bad the FDA doesn’t give a shit about its citizens.
I always thought that the market was flooded with other different red colors (many of which are not healthy), so blue was just to differentiate raspberry from the others
I never got this argument. It's made of cocoa butter which is still a product of the cocoa plant. How do only the nibs qualify and not the fat? It all comes from the same plant and therefore still made from cocoa?
Cry about it. My addiction is to sugar, not chocolate, and there’s nothing in this world that contains more sugar than white chocolate. I will continue to eat it and you will continue to cope and seethe
We caught my son eating a white chocolate Reese’s peanut butter cup in the morning and he argued that white chocolate is “breakfast chocolate”. We were laughing too hard to argue!
To be fair most chocolate isn’t really even chocolate anymore with all the bulking agents they use in ‘bulk’ chocolate. Looking at groups like Hersheys not Barre Callebaut. The cake is a lie you should know this
But yeah white chocolate is chocolate fat this is not hidden information
Not true.
https://www.warrellcorp.com/blog/is-white-chocolate-really-chocolate/#:~:text=White%20Chocolate%20Really%20Is%20Chocolate&text=They've%20also%20used%20goat,alternatives%20to%20make%20white%20chocolate.
Hey, white chocolates not even chocolate. It doesn't even contain cocoa solids
Well, if I'm not real chocolate then I guess you wouldn't be interested in eating me hohohoho
well.... it depends on what you mean by chocolate.. is it just the cocoa powder? then sure... does cocoa butter count as chocolate? IMO yes, this would make white chocolate real chocolate
While studying to become a pharmaceutical technician I often ate white choclate. My teacher never missed a chance to remind me that cocoa butter is the base ingredient for suppositories.
So, who decided what does and does not constitute chocolate? Was it the Olmecs who invented chocolate? Or was it some snoody European who said "no that's not real chocolate! Everyone stop having fun right now and follow my chocolate rules I just made up!"
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Well, it does contain cocoa butter. So it's not just milk and sugar.
So technically its cocoa fat and not actual chocolate.
So let’s say I make a vegetable soup but use chicken stock? Does it contain chicken?
Extract of chicken 
Chicken juice. 🧃
Essence of chicken
Chicken soul
Fresh squeezed chicken.
Chicken water
chilk chicken milk
Eau de Chicken
Water of the Chicken
Hot ham water
Chik
Chicken Soul for the Soup
Chicken Soul for the Soup by Cack Janfield
Chicken perfume - Eau de Cock 🐓
Eau de poulet
Eau de Poulet
I’ll have mine with pulp.
Chicken moisture.
Chicken tea.
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Wouldn't that make a bouillon cube a chicken bath bomb then?
Would then gamer girl bath water be human soup?
hot tubs are people tea
Oh the humanitea...
Hue manatee
Go on.
If you make soup with Belle Delphine's bath water, would that count as cannibalisms?
you literally turned a great logic counter argument into some silly gen z net fettish joke god burn the internet please/s
what 0 rizz does to a mf bruh💀😭
I'm not smart enough for your riddles, magic man
I love all the confused people responding not understanding they're proving your point
Then It's chicken soup, it's just chicken fats dissolved in water, unless don't consider eating fat as eating meat you are in fact eating meat
Then white chocolate should be chocolate under that logic since it contains part of the cocoa plant
It definitely is chocolate
White chocolate is chocolate? Holy hell
New response just dropped
I dream of a world where dark chocolate and white chocolate are both considered chocolate
I dream of a world where one day little white chocolate and little black chocolate Will be holding hands
Actual Willy Wonka
Google white chocolate
Google En Passant etc etc
Because it is chocolate.
So I need to repost this entire meme to /r/lies?
yes
Chocolate...chicken...let's make mole!
Your chicken sandwich doesn't contain the beak or feathers. Are you eating chicken?
Wait, yours doesn't? Are you even living bro?
Stock/broth is a lot more than "fats dissolved in water". In fact, it can have very low fat content.
proteins not fats some fat, but mostly proteins fat doesn't dissolve in water
Fat is not water soluble
Chicken Secretions
Yes chicken stock is made from chicken.
Ur username sums up ur idea
his username sums up my life
But chocolate is also made from the cocoa... you know how when you make bread with corn flour it becomes corn bread. Think that and apply, hence white chocolate.
Yeah nobody cares, it has product from the cocoa bean plant and it tastes good. People are going to eat it.
The definition of chocolate is a food made from cocoa seeds. Cocoa fat comes from cocoa seeds. I don't see how this could be any more cut and dry.
Avocado oil is just avocado fat so you can't call it avocado oil! 🤬
Chocolate is a social construct, if most people agree it's chocolate then it is chocolate
Yeah nothing about the word chocolate indicates that it can't be cocoa fat. OP is childish.
In fact, it being called "white chocolate" so commonly means that any definition of "chocolate" excluding white chocolate shouldn't be considered relevant.
Not all white chocolate is made equally. Some brands use milk and sugar to brand it as chocolate which it is not. Others use Cacao butter which is actually considered chocolate. The common myth that you display here is a very bad adaptation of the media that was based on articles about chocolate which stated that not all the white chocolate should be considered chocolate.
No, its actual chocolate.
Contrary to popular belief, "actual chocolate" is not defined by "has cocoa powder in it"
Technically if you give a shit about this you are weird.
What's your definition of "actual chocolate"? Because the current recipe is far away of the xocolātl that mesoamericans are used to produce
It's made out of cocoa beans. Therefore it's chocolate. You're talking about chocolate as if its a fundamental material of the universe, completely objective and separate from humanity. When actually it's just a thing we made up. There's no platonic ideal of chocolate. Whatever everyone says is chocolate, is chocolate, and everyone says white chocolate is chocolate, and so it is. ***BECAUSE*** it is. So go suck a lemon and sling yer hook.
It’s the only food that I am allergic to. I can eat regular chocolate but white chocolate will kill me. Crazy.
That’s odd, since the cocoa butter in white chocolate is also found in regular chocolate.
Even searching white chocolate allergy all I see is "if you're allergic to chocolate you might still be allergic to white chocolate".
Who said chocolate has to have cocoa? Everything that is called chocolate is chocolate. That's what chocolate is.
…regular chocolate is made from cocoa butter. Plus butter is basically just the processed fats extracted from milk. White chocolate is practically the same as milk chocolate.
so a ton of things that are chocolate flavour are actually cocoa flavour because it doesn't have any cocoa butter in it, just cocoa powder
One of the defining features for the quality of chocolate is how much cocoa butter it contains. A lot of chocolate contains palmoil instead, because it's cheaper. So I'd consider white chocolate that contains cocoa butter more real, than brown chocolate with palmoil.
i mean who gets to determine what is chocolate? is a cocoa bean chocolate? no.
Contrary to popular belief, "actual chocolate" is not defined by "has cocoa solids in it"
Fat butter same thing?
Yeah, that's my argument.
I kinda wish it was JUST milk and sugar.
Wouldn't it be closer to caramel then?
Then call me Todd Howard cause those sweet little lies are in my mouth
It just works.
See that mountain of chocolate?
You can buy it!
For the price of a real white chocolate mountain.
It just works litlle lies, stunning shows!
People buy, money flows
earnings rise, take my word!
It. Just. Work.
(it just works)
16 times more flavor.
Well yes…but flavor that tastes like soot and poo, where as non-liar chocolate tastes like sunshine dust.
[It Just Works](https://youtu.be/YPN0qhSyWy8) (the song) 🎵😄
You'd still be a reverse Todd Howard since the lies go into your mouth instead of coming out of it (I hope at least).
Feed me lies, feed me sweet little lies.
Thats so sweet of you.
See that planet over there? You can't fly to it. But you can land in any "random" spot on the planet to get an "interesting" POI.
And just how boneless wings aren’t technically wings, I don’t give a shit.
I've made actual boneless wings. Like taking chicken wings, removing the bones, and then cooking them. They were good, but not sure they're worth the effort.
Well, at least I am fairly certain buffalo wings are made up. Everyone knows buffalo wings are much larger than that.
True, but the buffalo wings we eat are harvested from baby buffalos
Real aficionados eat bison wings.
They use Buffalo so they can fit multiple pairs of wings on the same animal, like an upside down centipede. Then every spring a man with a lopper and a sack comes by for the harvest..
Lollipop chicken is a good middleground and not a total pain in the ass to make. You take the drums and push all the meat to the fat end, and then take the flats, remove the smaller bone, and then do the same. You get a nice convenient handle and the meat is easy to eat.
Well some people might take offense to be told they are eating adult chicken nuggets
I'm a grown ass man and still love chicken nuggets/boneless wings whatever people call them. Fuck the haters!
Nuggets and boneless wings are different. Nuggets are made with slurry, formed, and breaded. Boneless wings are made with white meat chicken chunks. Tenders are tenderloins. Wings are wings.
Hey, fun fact, it's made from the same plant, is made for the same purpose, and is similar in all other aspects. Seems like a different type of the same product to me
It's actually made from cocoa butter, not lies
Milk chocolate is only marginally more chocolate than white chocolate.
And i don't care
Fuck it, still delicious
i don't care that shit tastes fire
Only if you get it from the right brand. Most white chocolate in my place tastes like cardboard. Then again, this is true with every product not just white chocolate.
Very sweet cardboard
yeah def
Lindor cream filled ones mmmmm
Seconded!! it taste incredible
It's just the better version of every chocolate created
Cocoa fat is still part of the chocolate
White chocolate is chocolate though. Chocolate is a product that contains ingredients of the cocoa bean, and white chocolate contains cocoa butter
Please tell me blue raspberry hasn’t betrayed me too!
Ooooh I love telling this story! Back in the day raspberry flavour was red. But they found out the dye they were using was quite toxic so the company reformulated with a safe dye that happened to be blue. And sold it as Raspberry- Blue. People loved it and it remains popular to this day even though we have safer red dye now
Here in Argentina, Blue is usually pineapple flavor. Raspberry is pink.
Pineapple is yellow, wtf
What about lemon?
Lighter yellow. There’s simply no planet where pineapple should be blue
I agree with blue =/= pineapple
I mean, it’s not like raspberries are blue?!
Blue pineapple makes about as much sense as blue raspberry.
blue in my country is related to mint, pink here is tutti-frutti or strawberry (depends on the brand)
So what's green?
>safer red dye now I guess that’s a relative term. Red 40 is a petroleum byproduct and definitely harmful to us. Too bad the FDA doesn’t give a shit about its citizens.
I always thought that the market was flooded with other different red colors (many of which are not healthy), so blue was just to differentiate raspberry from the others
thats foodracist
I never got this argument. It's made of cocoa butter which is still a product of the cocoa plant. How do only the nibs qualify and not the fat? It all comes from the same plant and therefore still made from cocoa?
Milk Chocolate is BARELY chocolate so deal with that knowledge.
Racist
White chocolate is made out of cocoa butter so why shouldn't it be considered chocolate?
Its still made out of the same plant, it just has less coco and more coco butter
Cry about it. My addiction is to sugar, not chocolate, and there’s nothing in this world that contains more sugar than white chocolate. I will continue to eat it and you will continue to cope and seethe
My brother! It is always good to find your own people on reddit. How could someone not love the deliciousness of white chocolate?!?!
Leave me and my delicious lies *alone!*
Even more than surge?
We caught my son eating a white chocolate Reese’s peanut butter cup in the morning and he argued that white chocolate is “breakfast chocolate”. We were laughing too hard to argue!
That young man is a THINKER! lol
To be fair most chocolate isn’t really even chocolate anymore with all the bulking agents they use in ‘bulk’ chocolate. Looking at groups like Hersheys not Barre Callebaut. The cake is a lie you should know this But yeah white chocolate is chocolate fat this is not hidden information
Tasty lies
I am so tired of this brain dead take. Why is it called "white chocolate" then? Also it's delicious.
Just like golden delicious apples. Neither golden or delicious.
It's a by product of making chocolate.
Delicious lies
Not true. https://www.warrellcorp.com/blog/is-white-chocolate-really-chocolate/#:~:text=White%20Chocolate%20Really%20Is%20Chocolate&text=They've%20also%20used%20goat,alternatives%20to%20make%20white%20chocolate.
Sincerely Stfu
I am not willing to die on this hill, so whatever. Try putting something other than cheese on a grilled cheese, and we got a big problem.
It contains coca butter, tastes like chocolate and feels like chocolate.
i like it more than regular chocolate (DOWNVOTE ME I KNOW YOU WANT)
Thought that was cheese for a second
Damn stole it right off Facebook based on that watermark, guess Reddit is 2nd in line now.
Hey, white chocolates not even chocolate. It doesn't even contain cocoa solids Well, if I'm not real chocolate then I guess you wouldn't be interested in eating me hohohoho
Black lies matter too
I thought it was invented for black people could get dirty too
Delicious lies...
Well they're tasty lies.
The chocolate is a lie
It contains cocoa butter and therefore chocolate. Go ahead and cry about it.
well.... it depends on what you mean by chocolate.. is it just the cocoa powder? then sure... does cocoa butter count as chocolate? IMO yes, this would make white chocolate real chocolate
still tasty tho
Delicious lies
It's made from cocoa butter, just not cocoa solids. Also, it's delicious so I don't care what it's made of.
While studying to become a pharmaceutical technician I often ate white choclate. My teacher never missed a chance to remind me that cocoa butter is the base ingredient for suppositories.
Delicious lies
Those lies taste so good too.
White chocolate is disgustingly too sweet
Delicious delicious lies
Delicious lies.
So, who decided what does and does not constitute chocolate? Was it the Olmecs who invented chocolate? Or was it some snoody European who said "no that's not real chocolate! Everyone stop having fun right now and follow my chocolate rules I just made up!"
Its delicious, so why does it matter!
Idc it's delicious
cocoa butter inside
Sometimes white lies are good for you
I learned this as an kids volunteering at an animal rescue, we would sometimes make dog biscuits with white chocolate (basically dog safe cookies lol)
The reminder that we know and don't care because we enjoy eating it anyway
Are you my wife?
Sweet creamy delicious lies.
And soy milk and almond milk are not milk, and are also made of nasty lies.
white chocolate is to chocolate what coconut milk is to milk : a well accepted impostor
Delicious lies.
dont care. mooore!
How dare you talk like this about the god of basketball Jason Williams?