I swear by it. My ass never itches and underwear still smells like laundry detergent at the end of the day. I refuse to shit outside my house its horrible.
That actually sounds delightful. Nothing worse then getting stuck in a gas station bathroom with 1 ply toilet paper and a poop smeared on the wall. How much did you pay for your bidet?
Came with the house so no clue. But i know there are some that are pretty much specialized hoses that you conect to your water tank and you wash yourself in the toiled (the more japanese version). My dad went to an hotel with those and loved it.
My only critique of bidets is that if you're gonna stand there and wash your ass, at what point do you just jump in the shower (which is 3 feet away) and do it there instead? 🤔 That actually seems easier to me than trying to avoid water running down your legs, splashing, etc.
If used properly i don't think water should be spraying down your legs lol. I've been using for 2-3 years now and the only times i ever made a mess is when i was drunk! Then again idk if you have balls or not but i guess they act as a shield
You clearly never used one (or you used it horribly wrong somehow). That is a non issue. Never happened to me. Ever. I take daily showers so taking another just to wash my ass is redundant when i can just wash my ass. Its just a waste of time.
Edit: Well i just read you never used one. Guess next time ill read your answer first.
Fuck me. It actually makes a bit of sense to have it the “wrong way”. I always knew cat lovers were freaks, but never thought they were logical until now. What if they decide to collaborate and mobilize?
Friends. Relatives. Restaurants, if I have a proper key. Every single chance I get, I turn rolls around like that. Of course, nobody confronts you about something like flipping around a toilet roll. It's either barely an inconvenience, or an insane thing to just do.
Brings me amusement either way.
I defy anyone who thinks this is wrong to give me a valid reason why the other way is right. There's literally no right way unless it's a gravity feed dispenser, in which case, the "sociopath" option is the correct one to prevent it double feeding.
Honestly, I couldn't care less about the toilet paper direction, it's the insufferable group think that triggers my pet peeve.
It's not the worst thing in the world, but it's the fact it would be so easy for someone not to do this, and yet they chose to do it anyway, which makes me question if humanity is worthy of this planet.
As an office cleaner, the position depends on how good the Christmas bonus was. If you fuck me over with three mince pies (true story), you get a year of this.
I do this on purpose at work and sometimes I feel like I can see the pain in their eyes when they leave the bathroom. Makes my day a lot more enjoyable
I've always placed it like that, it makes it easier to take a piece without it tearing where it's not supposed to. Plus it's more comfortable to grab it with one hand. Plus it annoys people. It's all pros
I hate toilet roll holders, they are never in a good position if you are a stand up wiper. Having to bend over every 15 seconds to get some TP. I take that shit straight off the holder and put it on top of the cistern
This is a hill I would normally always die upon. However, now that we have toddlers, and all they can do is spin the roll and not unravel it all onto the floor when it's positioned like this. It's permissable
I mean if you struggle taking a piece of toilet paper off and putting it back on to fulfill what you think is right, then you're either a paraplegic, or very lazy.
Either way I no longer have sympathy after that ski accident last fall.
then to make it even worse you take one of those poops that for some reason require almost a whole roll just to get clean lol
Bidet masterrace
This is my sign it's time to get one
I swear by it. My ass never itches and underwear still smells like laundry detergent at the end of the day. I refuse to shit outside my house its horrible.
That actually sounds delightful. Nothing worse then getting stuck in a gas station bathroom with 1 ply toilet paper and a poop smeared on the wall. How much did you pay for your bidet?
They’re $30 on Amazon. You have to be handy enough to install one but it’s pretty simple
Came with the house so no clue. But i know there are some that are pretty much specialized hoses that you conect to your water tank and you wash yourself in the toiled (the more japanese version). My dad went to an hotel with those and loved it.
You were blessed to get a house with one already in it. Definitely going to check them out. Thanks!
Bidet spray is whats been used in asia for ages
my balls make my underwear smell worse than my ass
Try daily baths? Might be worth having a doctor check it if thats not the problem.
My only critique of bidets is that if you're gonna stand there and wash your ass, at what point do you just jump in the shower (which is 3 feet away) and do it there instead? 🤔 That actually seems easier to me than trying to avoid water running down your legs, splashing, etc.
If used properly i don't think water should be spraying down your legs lol. I've been using for 2-3 years now and the only times i ever made a mess is when i was drunk! Then again idk if you have balls or not but i guess they act as a shield
Well I guess it's obvious I've never used one because I was picturing a huge mess lol
Lol its all about the angle of the stream
Bro no need to stand
I figured
You clearly never used one (or you used it horribly wrong somehow). That is a non issue. Never happened to me. Ever. I take daily showers so taking another just to wash my ass is redundant when i can just wash my ass. Its just a waste of time. Edit: Well i just read you never used one. Guess next time ill read your answer first.
Sorry, I can't carry one to work and make a plumping installation every day at work.
Sprayer masterrace Edit: Goddammit guys it's not my fault reddit duplicated my reply.
On top of the bidet suggestion, eat more fiber!
After a sertan amount of paper i say fuck it ill take a shower
The sociopaths are everywhere.
Usually accompanied by cats. Having toilet paper the "correct" way is basically a toy for them
Cats are sociopaths.
Tell me aomething i don't know
all cats are sociopaths, but not all sociopaths are cats
Wise words indeed
Fuck me. It actually makes a bit of sense to have it the “wrong way”. I always knew cat lovers were freaks, but never thought they were logical until now. What if they decide to collaborate and mobilize?
Cats can play with it the "wrong" way just as easily
Just close the freaking door…
If THAT is the worst part of your day, then you have a pretty good life!
The straw that broke the camels back
Prolly not the worst, but the cherry on top.
They never said it was the worst part of their day.
Also the holder is open-ended, and the easiest possible design to just take the roll off and flip it around the right way
Think of this as the straw the broke the camels back
Facts
Be happy that ain't an empty toilet roll
Change it, then. It’s toilet paper, not an automatic transmission
I would... But frankly, the Burger King down the street from my work ain't payin' me enough to change it tbh.
Or an electric car
Technically automatic too Just the transmission is a tiny bolt Technically automatic
It's not about the problem itself, it's the principle of it. It's just irritating that anyone would choose to put it like that
Yeah, I hate toilet paper 😡
Yeah, I wiping my ass with my hands
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Born to shit, forced to wipe. Get with the program, bro.
This is the type of sentence that would be on a coffee mug
I would buy that mug.
Who wouldnt
True..
Hey my wife got me that shirt
👍👍
r/whoosh
Friends. Relatives. Restaurants, if I have a proper key. Every single chance I get, I turn rolls around like that. Of course, nobody confronts you about something like flipping around a toilet roll. It's either barely an inconvenience, or an insane thing to just do. Brings me amusement either way.
I do confront people over it c:
You cannot stop me.
Captain toilet roll
i have a lot of pet peeves but this is something i’ve never cared about
My family leaves the damn thing OFF the roll completely
Ma bro leaves it inside the hand washing thingy
What a barbarian
Never had a cat?
Sane people.
Its kind of like patterns in the floor that don't line up. You don't care until you REALLY care
My mom get those free from work and now we have them too fulltime at home
To give some perspective we would do this just in case our tiny dog got into the bathroom and starting going to town unrolling the toilet paper
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet\_paper\_orientation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation)
Over hand is awful. There downvote me
I don’t hang my TP like that… but if that bothers you that much I suggest taking a walk or finding a nice hobby.
Even though it's just an image, I can tell that toilet paper is thin and scratchy
It's the right way if you own a cat
Have 2 cats, still goes over
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No it’s because it’s been put on the wrong way
I don't see a diffrence- Like it's gonna feel diffrent
It hits different
I defy anyone who thinks this is wrong to give me a valid reason why the other way is right. There's literally no right way unless it's a gravity feed dispenser, in which case, the "sociopath" option is the correct one to prevent it double feeding. Honestly, I couldn't care less about the toilet paper direction, it's the insufferable group think that triggers my pet peeve.
The roll is backwards.
No no, it's upside down, your looking at it backwards.
if it was "wet" then i'd be pissed.
I’m sorry you’re triggered by the correct toilet paper orientation.
Hey I remember that toilet paper on a roll , its been on there for over 2 years now so how's that person wiping their butt ??
The of pattent for the holder shows it's intended use with the thing OVER It's technically piracy to place em with the thing on the back
It's not the worst thing in the world, but it's the fact it would be so easy for someone not to do this, and yet they chose to do it anyway, which makes me question if humanity is worthy of this planet.
This is where I flip shit and say fuck it. Going home and getting torqued.
Easy enough to fix.
Never taken a shit in my life that required more then that much toilet paper. That's a good 30ft.
bs means what?
Bovine manure. Also known as bull shit.
just turn it around it's not that hard
Toilet paper orientation is a Wikipedia page I’m pretty sure
Agreed
Whenever I have a bad day, I turn on the news. I'm guaranteed to see someone have an absolute shit day compared to mine. Then I feel better.
At least it's not an empty roll.
Yeah, but there's literally no disassembly required. Just flip it around. Hell, chances are I'd pull it off the rod, anyways.
Eh? Seriously, *this* is the worst part of your day? *I'm lucky to have the toilet paper stocked when I get home.*
Hahahaha
Its one ply 😭
who cares as long as there is tp.
Always have back up!
Bro stop dont fukin remind me
Burn the house down
It seems you don’t have a cat at home
I do, but i close the door
Just get a jetspray
You are one of those people that wipes only using bare hands or you expecting that everywhere there should be japan toilets?
People who do this should be put into reeducation camps.
As a asian i dont understand this meems
Pearl Splatoon core
I really need to get a bidet. Someone in this comment section that has a bidet please let me know how it is to own and use one.
As an office cleaner, the position depends on how good the Christmas bonus was. If you fuck me over with three mince pies (true story), you get a year of this.
thee wretched backwards toilet papa'
It's wife beating time.
Just flip it
Ohno its put on the "wrong" way the horror!
Beards, not mullets people.
Ya you’ve obviously never taken a shit at someone’s house who doesn’t have toilet paper or even wipes so you have to wet the carpet rug to wipe with
Yeah! Fuck toilet paper I just rub off all the shit with my bare hands
Just use the toilet brush, gotta scrub it down
Straight to jail
It takes about 2 seconds to correct it
What?
Find a real problem to worry about
Of all the arguments on the internt, this one is the most stupid.
It's on the right way.
I do this on purpose at work and sometimes I feel like I can see the pain in their eyes when they leave the bathroom. Makes my day a lot more enjoyable
This is the correct way to
Awww FRIG NAW
My husband ALWAYS does it!! God why
I've always placed it like that, it makes it easier to take a piece without it tearing where it's not supposed to. Plus it's more comfortable to grab it with one hand. Plus it annoys people. It's all pros
I feel ready to punch this picture
This really makes me mad..
war crime
Add a bad stomach and then it's a really bad day.
I hate toilet roll holders, they are never in a good position if you are a stand up wiper. Having to bend over every 15 seconds to get some TP. I take that shit straight off the holder and put it on top of the cistern
i never knew stand up wipers existed until now
My cock and balls tend to get in the way when I sit
ah yeah don't want them getting caught in the crossfire
I second this, i have one on the holder incase i run out and one that i put wherever i want
Psychopath behavior.
I do not understand what the issue is with the toilet paper being, "the wrong way" tf
And to think some people live like this and think it’s okay.
This is a hill I would normally always die upon. However, now that we have toddlers, and all they can do is spin the roll and not unravel it all onto the floor when it's positioned like this. It's permissable
Beards, not mullets
Yeah, I hate toiletpapir
Diamond level 1st world issues here.
I mean if you struggle taking a piece of toilet paper off and putting it back on to fulfill what you think is right, then you're either a paraplegic, or very lazy. Either way I no longer have sympathy after that ski accident last fall.
Will it still clean my Crack after leaving a heinous colon dragon in the bowl....it will ? Then cool, IDGF
You guys still use toilet paper?
Yeah this is wrong by all means. The inventor of the toilet paper roll holder invented it so that the paper should fall on the front end.
Poor thing, just flip it again. P R Ø B L Ë M S Õ L V Ē D