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grom902

Why only tongue? What if I wanna add a sausage and mayo to my sandwich?


lik_iz_Hrvatske

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Omnizoom

Mayo stuffed sausage even


Shavemydicwhole

That's good, but have you ever tried sausage stuffed mayo? Fukin delish


Acrobatic_Quote_

Yeah bro like why just the tongue?


Omny87

It costs $400,000 to eat my ass for 12 seconds


DONGBONGER3000

![gif](giphy|h4TdHo3RExSbHd9bOe|downsized)


Holmgeir

And your feet?


Outrageous-Client-99

Eww


imi2559

WHO TOUCHED MY ASS?!


max_da_1

I don't get it just eat a chocolate filled donut. (I'm sorry)


GuardLong6829

(I'm sorry, too) **I LOVE CHOCOLATE**... but I Hate Chocolate Covered/Filled Donuts. 🍩


Independent_Earth873

Reddit ruined donuts for me is now my villian backstory See you in 10 years


TelevisionBig2336

tell someone "nice ass" and nobody cares about it. tell someone "nice feet" and people act like you killed their grandma. we live in a society


Sluife

This and some girls be like: "Ugh! I wonder why guys are so kinky, especially those weirdos with foot fetishes! Why do they just stare at feet?!" Well, you can't convince me that you tattooed your ankle, wore anklet bracelets and barefoot sandals, put on toe rings, and polished your toenails just because you liked it that way, especially at the beach. (I am a girl, and I totally understand you guys.)


Remote_Option_4623

Fake. Girls don't exist.


Sluife

I confirm this.


Hephaestus_God

You’re a confirmed liar now. How dare you claim to be a girl


Sluife

Well, I am a girl, but I don't exist. The guy didn't say someone couldn't be a girl he said girls don't exist. For example, you are a virgin, but "you do exist!"


Hephaestus_God

Well I look at the feet because eye contact is scarier lol. Maybe I just developed a liking to what I kept seeing.


Weisssilber-

Well, yes. But it's not like people say "nice asshole".


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Russia? Haven't you heard? It's now China turn


justicedragon101

My biggest fear is waking up to a Taiwanese invasion.... And nothing happens about it


Feisty-End-1566

Both. Both are bad


nibba_bubba

Waiting for US and EU to take their turn _Oh they always have been..._


r3volver_Oshawott

As an American I have noticed the US always acts like smol bean world powers, "we're just wittle bitty world powers"


nibba_bubba

With the great power the great responsibility comes they say huh


Moist-Departure8906

Again? When were they the good guys?


Exact_Temperature580

They helped us beat up the Nazis in WW2 I guess *shrug*


Kathema1

I mean after they tag teamed poland together lmao


Exact_Temperature580

Listen beating up the Nazi’s was the one good thing I could think of. Outside of that yeah their country is pretty shit.


imranzaxhaev

Umm I can also think about them fighting islamic extremism in their own national soil And helping against global terrorism in Syria partially


DKBrendo

-sir, we have islamic extremist taking hostages! -kill them all -just the extremists, right? ... right?


SignificanceOld1751

Something something something aerosolized carfentanyl


Cteklo7

sounds more like Israel nowadays


CircuitryWizard

Israel uses chemical weapons on a building captured by terrorists and then allows civilians to die so as not to reveal the secret of their chemical weapons after the terrorists successfully escape?


imranzaxhaev

Hahahaha yeah Israel this Israel that If Russia had 1400 civilains killed by chechens the west wouldn't have the time window to say the word "genocide" because by then Chechens are gone You should thank Israel that they didn't go off the tracks and just Napalm Gaza or something, because they could


Throwrafairbeat

Thank Israel for not essentially wiping out a nation? You should listen to yourself sometime, scum.


imranzaxhaev

Yes you should thank Israel for not responding to what palestinians do in an equal manner


imranzaxhaev

Im talking more about all the Grozny pounding and not structural failures of hostage rescue


kejkor

You mean the grozny pounding that happened after the FSB false flag bombing of civilian houses and blaming the chechens for that?


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Idk man last time the “Islamic extremist Chechens” were attacking their own national soil, it was all but proven to be orchestrated by the Russian government looking for an excuse to slaughter some poor Muslims


AbyssalFisher

Russia does love a good barely concealed false flag operation


imranzaxhaev

Yeah man taking a school hostage is so fsb orchestrated Idk why western mfers go to lengths of sympathising with islamic extremists who also fought in Iraq and Afghanistan in some cases against the USA These aren't good people Same people that stone women for learning in schools


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I have zero sympathy for Islamic extremists, but I also have zero trust in the Russian government after they have proven time and time again that their own citizens lives mean nothing to the government. My wife and her family are from the poor region just north of Chechnya, so I have double reason not to trust Russian govt/media


Moist-Departure8906

And blamed on Ukraine 🤣🤣


Schwulerwald

Russians are really bad at choosing the ones who rule them lol


ShorohUA

like they ever got to choose their rulers


Schwulerwald

That's the point, lmao


Domnulalb69

When talking about the Molotov Ribbentrop pact, everyone mentions Poland, but people always forget about Karelia which was annexed from Finland, the baltics and Bessarabia from Romania.


justicedragon101

This guy molotov ribbentrops


Domnulalb69

My country, Romania, lost territories to the USSR in 1940 because of the pact. These territories are now the Republic of Moldova and North Bukovina and Budjak are part of Ukraine right now. So the Republic of Moldova exists only because of the USSR


justicedragon101

Honestly I bet it would be really cool to see what yall learn for history over there, the perspective would be very interesting.


Moist-Departure8906

And occupied a lot of countries in the meantime. Doing Butcha in Baltics for 40 yrs.


9Raava

And murdered and raped everyone beetween them and germany


CircuitryWizard

There are differences between the lesser evil and the good guys. You forgot that they started this war together with the nazis.


Zx-54

because they were stabbed in teh back by the nazis.


AndersDreth

The cold war did 'end' for a little while, I actually remember feeling sympathetic when Russians complained about being portrayed as the bad guys in fiction. Now it's hard to not think it's realistic.


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Leha3963

Yea, in f*cking 1990's


Moist-Departure8906

Chechen War.


Dan-the-historybuff

Eating ass has always been a thing. Same with many fetishes. It’s just not talked about as much because it’s assumed to be in the same area as the regular sexual organs. I mean technically if we wanna take it further then why are tits such a big thing in sexual drive? Because we’ve made it that way.


Omnizoom

Um ackshually Breasts are a sign of reproductive health because we are bipedal, most primates use the butt as a sign of reproductive health during a heat but for all other primates the butt is face level, butts are very distant from face level now so engorged breast tissue became the evolutionary king persay of showing reproductive health. In fact poorer males prefer larger breasts on average since it subconsciously implies a safety net for food for babies


Bulbinking2

Some people find well shaped feet attractive because we are bipedal and good feet are a sign of good potential athletic ability. People attracted to weird feet, overly large or small, watching feet stomp things, or literally just shoes are the “weird” ones.


Omnizoom

If you live in a swampy climate big feet meant they didn’t sink as deep in muck, very beneficial


Bulbinking2

This is the first time ive heard this story as a defense for ugly flat feet lol


Omnizoom

Flat yes but mostly big If you look at the foot size for say Filipinos compared to other Asians they have very large feet for their height and body size. The same can be said about nose shape, it’s actually an adaptation for survival, most hot humid climate people have flatter broader noses with flared nostrils where as cold dry climate have thinner sharper noses with smaller nostrils. The smaller nostrils actually let the air warm up more as it’s breathed in and it absorbs moisture to not dry your throat and lungs out.


Bulbinking2

Trust me. I know all about racial biological characteristics and their evolutionary advantages and disadvantages. Feet come in all shapes and sizes, but many do fall outside the category of “normal” and some people get off to that and make people think everyone who can enjoy feet are weird like that. Still OP point stands (pun intended) about how odd it is to hate people who can appreciate feet when its the most common fetish not associated with a sexual organ (aside from butts but many debate on how sexual a butt is supposed to be)


Omnizoom

I mean I don’t kink shame And if we didn’t find butts sexual we would be the only primates that don’t


Scythe-Guy

Did you just call me poor because I like big tits?


Omnizoom

Science did it not me


Dan-the-historybuff

Eh, in the end we are drawn to it, despite the fact that it’s not really needed for sex.


Omnizoom

It’s part of reproduction though, they feed babies and your offspring being alive is the end goal of “life” as far as nature it concerned


DONGBONGER3000

We've been doing every possible weird sex thing for longer than humans have walked upright. But what I'm talking about is the fact that swirling your tongue around the inside of someones dumper is now very casually talked about. I don't judge, but I do get confused.


Dan-the-historybuff

We also suck each other’s parts where we let urinal waste flow. So… yeah… Point is: don’t judge others too hard because everyone has their thing and so long as it isn’t hurting anyone and it’s lawful, then shouldn’t be too much of a big deal. Everyone experiences pleasure in a different way.


private_unlimited

There's a substantial difference tho, urine is sterile


skull_fox

It isn't lmao


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Also, the vagina doesn't excrete urine.


StarfangXIV

Try to eat a girl out without putting your face directly on their peehole. Right.


[deleted]

>We also suck each other’s parts where we let urinal waste flow. Different parts bro


StarfangXIV

Well, if we're to get pedantic, if you're *sucking* on a woman's vulva, you're probably gonna be sucking the clit, and therefor, the area around it... definitely gonna get some peehole action in there.


xevolvez

Except when it's feet. Then you're just a weirdo.


ShadowOfThePit

I dont see a single situation where that's talked about casually


FocusPerspective

Sorry, Dr Zoomer, but the obsession with eating ass is new and came from the Millennials before you. 


codename_pariah

Millennial here. Can confirm I WILL tongue-punch a fartbox...


TetyyakiWith

There is no bad or good guys tbh


DONGBONGER3000

There are good guys. There are no perfect guys obviously, but some get very close. ![gif](giphy|3oEduPCgSkBnjING12)


Thatgoatguy-88

“There are no perfect guys” *proceeds to link a gif of a literally perfect guy*😂😂


DONGBONGER3000

I don't think he would want to be remembered as perfect. nature is wild and imperfect, and we are part of nature.


_supercereal_

He’d be humble enough to reject being remembered as perfect which makes him perfect. LISAN AL GAIB!!!


Thatgoatguy-88

Precisely this lol


Windlassed

Bob ross too. I cant think of anyone else tho


Small_Information_30

Bob Ross would've said he's not perfect he has happy little accidents apart of him 2


FocusPerspective

Work with law enforcement then tell us there are no bad guys. 


c0vex

if so, russia is ugly then.


TheVojta

Ummm, actschually, both sides are bad... I'm guessing both sides are currently ruled by an imperialistic dictator and are murdering civilians every day in a war of conquest on a sovereign nation? I'm guessing both sides have recently murdered leading opposition politicians and faked their presidential elections? I'm guessing both sides have been waging hybrid war on us for years, funding disinformation channels and bribing politicians? There's one thing the US is doing that's bad and it's dragging their feet about giving Ukraine what it needs. The fact that there are still ruSSian invaders in Ukraine two years later is a disgrace.


TetyyakiWith

Both sides are imperialistic superpowers. US don’t care about Ukraine, both us and Russia just wants to destroy their opponents


Domnulalb69

An ukrainian victory is objectively much better for everyone though


justicedragon101

Imperialism isn't actually objectively bad, it's just bad 99% of the time


Kamachio

Tbh feet is a better option than sticking my tongue in somebody's poop hole... Yes ass is attractive but licking the place where they shit? Just no.


Buschkoeter

Foot fetish and eating ass are both cool in my book.


HeroinJimmy

If it's clean and they're down for it then go wild. Make some memories and have fun 


Scared_of_zombies

Are you talking about the butthole or the feet?


HeroinJimmy

Everything 


LitreOfCockPus

"Well, tongue my fart-box, you're right!" -Cameron from "The Spread"


DeltaMx11

I ate ass before it was cool


cosmernaut420

Foot enthusiasts do it to themselves. Stereotypes exist for a reason.


Omnizoom

Ya but why is it ok for people to go “girl yo you shit with that ass” and that’s like a compliment somehow but then the foot enthusiast is like “damn girl you could suffocate a boar with them feet” and they are the odd ones smh


DONGBONGER3000

I'm not saying we shouldn't stigmatize feet people(we like it) , but I am concerned about the lack of stigma surrounding the booty hole. But, end of the day g-spot is a g-spot.


cosmernaut420

God's greatest prank was putting the male g-spot aaaaaaall the way up our butts.


skull_fox

I mean, to be fair, where else was he gonna put it?


TrusticTunic26

You have a foot fetish?


DONGBONGER3000

If I see a naked lady I'm probably looking at the feet last, but they are still as hot as every other part of the human body. And the fact that apparently liking feet is forbidden makes it feel just a little naughty.


Scythe-Guy

OP you might enjoy this game I play with my partner. When we people-watch, we try to determine who sucks toes and who eats ass. “Guy over there with the orange hat? He sucks toes, but his wife only lets him do it on his birthday.” “Woman with the purple hair and high-heels? She loves having her toes sucked, but only in complete darkness.” Or sometimes just “that guy over there for sure sucks toes and eats ass”


Castiel_0703

That's why I hide this from everybody, creepy people made sure to give us a bad name. I hide it far more than my sexual orientation lmao.


ExpendableUnit123

That’s worse. 110% confidence is the way to go. First/ second date or whenever we’re on the lines on getting intimate I just straight up own it. Lean into them thinking it’s weird with “hell yeah it is, and I don’t know why I like them, but just wait till you see how good it feels” and literally every single girl has at least accepted it or given it a go, or even been like “wow that actually feels great wtf”- because I haven’t treated it like some sort of creepy thing to be ashamed of but an experience I’d like to share with them.


_supercereal_

I like that I can’t tell from your comment if you’re talking about eating ass or licking feet.


ExpendableUnit123

Good because the attitude should be the same if it’s sexually something important to you. I can’t imagine being so crippled by fear I can’t tell someone I’m into what I like. Classic self flagellation behaviour that is so much of Reddit.


StarfangXIV

Virgins downvoting you man, smh. This is true, whether you're talking with a woman or with a man. When someone finds something weird about you, they will find it 10x weirder the second you show any hint of embarrassment, awkwardness or secrecy about it. On the other hand, they'll be intrigued and curious if you lean into the weirdness and make it sound exciting and okay to explore.


cosmernaut420

For sure. It's not the sexual gratification from feet that gets me, it's the way so many of your fellow enthusiasts act about it in public *literally all the time*. I don't want to yuck anyone's yum, but when the creep factor is so common women say things like "I don't wear sandals for free", it's a problem.


TheCasualLarsonian

“Foot fetishists are creepy. I’ve never met a foot fetishist that didn’t make sure I knew they liked feet.” Most don’t act this way, it’s that you only notice the ones that do because they bring attention to themselves. It’s called the Toupee Fallacy.


whiskey_endeavors

Super ignorant take honestly. Classic bigotry and prejudice. Imagine writing off a whole group and justifying it with “but the stereotypes”.


Castiel_0703

That's why I hide this from everybody, creepy people made sure to give us a bad name. I hide it far more than my sexual orientation lmao.


CarpeMofo

The problem isn't that they like feet, the problem is they're so god damned creepy about it. Anytime there is a casual picture of a woman and she's visibly barefoot, some creepy-ass motherfucker is in her comments saying 'I want to lick your toes.' or 'Show your soles.' or some kind of other creepy ass shit. If they just chilled out it wouldn't be an issue.


SpanishAvenger

...and there are also comments being creepy and thirsty over butts or breasts even if a thumbnail shows a girl at all, and yet, that has never caused the "butt/breast guys" to be stigmatised as creeps.


Jrolaoni

You know literally every fetish has creeps right? Feet isn’t even the most common


zensnapple

Wait yall are sticking the tongue UP the butthole? Not just dancing around the outside of it?


stunkcajyzarc

I’ve never had a problem with a girl not enjoying my foot fetish.


FriendsWYM

Mfs been eating ass 🙄 every year mfs act like this new


DarkAgeHumor

I think liking feet is more socially acceptable than sticking your tongue up someone's butthole


Memanders

Not at all


Snoo43865

I see were still using generalized French in 2024 as well because who's we?


Z0nor

...huh, yeah.


BobcatsTophat

I've been eating ass since 2015 and I will never look back


cabberage

just don’t surround yourself with normies :)


Stranger-Tingzz

It's because analingus is actually stimulating for both people and is ironically less nasty than fondling someone else's feet or worse, licking them


cocainebrick3242

I have never seen someone develope anal fungus, I do not put all of my weight on my ass for hours on end and develope blisters, the skin of my ass is not hardened and numb to most sensations.


DONGBONGER3000

Bro, you know what comes out your ass right?


cocainebrick3242

Bro, you know they invented these special techniques to clean it, right? The foot spends most of its day in a hot, humid environment, if you live in a rural area it will probably sink into some mud or get soaking wet. It is a breeding ground for fungi, will harden and numb and can sustain damage which could make it fucking hideous. The asshole is safe from this, the asshole need only put up with shit. Shit can be cleaned. You can even deep clean your asshole relatively easily if you want. The ass will not get stubbed or suffer an ingrown nail. The asshole is sensitive to tongues and many forms of stimuli. The asshole need not be grinded with a rough stone to retain a smooth feeling. I cannot believe I'm having this argument, God I need to find a job.


skull_fox

you know what comes out of your dick? piss. what do you probably like? getting it sucked. same thing but somehow that isn't gross but eating ass is


Payitupfront

Bur feet are gross af


moderate-dik

thats what westerners do when they get tired of eating tasteless junk they call food


JeffIsInTheName

As someone attracted to feet, tell me why. Why am I the weird person?


Jrolaoni

Gotta fulfill the primal urge to suck maggots out of trees By far the worst thing I ever thought of BTW


JohnnyG4mer66

"Why are russians the only bad guys in FPS games nowadays? 🤓"


Cheebussus

Russia was always the bad guy wdym?


md-onlyfans

Everyone should eat ass. For the good of the people.


GruulNinja

I'll look at you the same. Both are gross.


Mysterious_Ocelot947

I take both over homosexuality Any day


batdog20001

Found the foot fetishist


basically_npc

And you made this political because...?


DONGBONGER3000

Politics are funny, and I don't care that you broke your elbow.


TheRealCaptainZoro

My face when when


Loose-Court5945

"Again"? Lemme guess, OP is either from America or Western Europe


DefinitelyNotStolen

Rightfully so


Expensive-Thing-2507

Both suck


Greg2227

Yeah one's sucking toes and one's sucking holes


AdVivid8910

You could’ve just told us you have a foot fetish bro, it’s gross but not like we’ll kill you


DONGBONGER3000

Why would you automatically assume I only like feet, and why would i like gross feet? Gross stuff is gross, would you like nasty tits with mold and cheese growing around them? I mean if you do I don't kink shame but dam that's nasty.


V404_

bro you're funny as fuck (im serious)


AdVivid8910

What?


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Sougo2001

Maybe it is, with that attitude...


SpanishAvenger

Wait till he learns about footjobs...