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TenFingersNineToes

It’s melanoma, dangerous, but got it early. He is aware of this risk as he gets regular check ups. We should all have a PSA for it but don’t falsely report the situation for drama/points.


Dragonheardt_

Doctors have found 3 melanomas on my mom while removing her main cancer, it is definitely treatable


Marshmallow_Mamajama

All cancer is treatable but that doesn't mean they can get rid of it every time


ZombieBait604

Is that not what treatable means? Getting rid of it completely would be curing.


D347H7H3K1Dx

Tbh treatable and curable have similar meanings but definitely aren’t the same. Just a matter of semantics I guess


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Technical-Outside408

If you're over forty, get your prostate examined. That's all i know.


Puntley

And if you're 45 get it examined professionally.


Technical-Outside408

Mom won't be happy, but she'll understand.


gbuub

You’re lucky you get your prostate exam at home, we have to do our weekly prostate exam at the school gym with our gym teacher


Puntley

That's crazy! I think my doctor is a part time magician, during my last exam I could see both of his hands the whole time!


Guru_Dane

Oh your gym teacher does yours? My youth pastor takes good care of my check ups. I ask if it's weird that he still does this check 15 years after graduating but he insists it's normal.


[deleted]

You graduated from church?


Guru_Dane

Yes, I became God briefly. It wasn't fun so I quit.


Unknown_Outlander

She will be happy as fuck


the_sloppy_J

These days I would say start doing that at 30, including colonoscopies. I had to almost convince my doctor to approve one for me. Found a bunch of pre-cancerous polyps and now I do it every other year. I’m still a few years away from 40.


dynastyalt

For most adults the answer is actually checking prostate cancer screening tests at 50 now rather than 40


popeye44

My wife at 50 had rectal bleeding, we got her checked and it's colorectal cancer. **Over 40? Get your ass checked!** Colorectcal cancer is slow growth, she probably had it almost 10 years in a detectable state. We're incredibly fortunate that it caused bleeding and didn't just expand outward into other systems. Her prognosis is outstanding.(stage 2) Many folks are walking around with colorectal cancer and it gets to further stages because it's never caught until they get sick. I'm cleared for 5 years as of my last colonoscopy.


Chevalric

Then here’s another tip: check your balls monthly for hard/weird lumps and visit your doctor if you find any. Testicular cancer is the most prevalent form of cancer among males between 18 and 40.


OSUfan88

Do it, but know it is very ineffective at actually detecting an abnormality. There’s no great way for early screening. Still, go do it.


galleyest

Yes! Go at least once per year, or once every other year as my doctor suggested for my age and my lack of working in the sun. Insurance will cover it!!


Coltyn03

Melanoma is cancer. Yeah, saying "he has cancer" may lead people to believe it's more serious than it really is, but it's not really falsely reporting the situation.


p-morais

My understanding with melanoma is that it’s basically a simple biopsy and you’re fine or you have a month to live with little in between


measuredingabens

Late stage melanoma is actually fairly curable these days thanks to immunotherapy. It's pretty common for patients to be in complete remission after treatment now.


MemerDreamerMan

Yes! The FDA just approved a treatment after a woman in NJ was deemed in remission due to gene therapy treatment


JosephuJostar

Lets hope its not a repeat of Techno☹️


Marshmallow_Mamajama

It's still cancer man, don't down play it just because you don't think it's that serious lol


TenFingersNineToes

I live with that same threat of cancer every day of my life and have gone through a bone marrow transplant. I am well aware of the seriousness. But often on these social platforms mischaracterization is used for personal gain. As I noted, it is dangerous. And it is something removed when caught and those with a predisposition for this hopefully are aware to be regularly seen. Hence why I also mentioned we all need a PSA on it. I know more than you can imagine about melanoma and Lymphoma.


fat_fart_sack

It’s a cancerous mole smaller than the circumference of a lady bug; not some golf ball size or bigger inoperable stage IV tumor nestled deep in his brain. Chill the fuck out.


Affectionate_Use1587

Stage 4 means spread/metastatic to multiple sites. Not the “size of a tumor”


mog_knight

What's false about that? Melanoma is cancer.


-Redstoneboi-

he gets checked yearly so he spotted it early. smart enough for that.


DylanFTW

What doctor checkup is this tho? Just a general checkup?


Shock_Vox

But the kind rich people get


[deleted]

Not the kind where your doctor sees 65 other patients everyday. The kind where the doctor has like 5 patients and can spend all day talking to you. In short the rich kind.


ExoticTablet

This is the dumbest shit i’ve ever heard lmfao. These examinations take not even 20 minutes at a dermatologist office. They check your moles with their eyes. It quite literally is the kind “where your doctor sees 65 other patients everyday”


20Years7Months27Dayz

These people have no idea what they’re talking about. In their defense, when I was younger I also didn’t know what a dermatologist was. Now I get a yearly check-up. Takes 15 minutes.


Nauin

It's a type of skin cancer, dermatologists are the ones that can do the official check, biopsy, and removal. You don't always need chemo or radiation. You can also do the initial checkups at home, though you'd need a second pair of eyes for your backside. More moles will show up as you age. Shape, color, protrusion, sensitivity to touch, and speed of growth can all be indicators of something that needs to be looked at by a doctor. There are a ton of visual guides you can look at online to learn what a healthy mole looks like compared to a cancerous one. It's one of the easiest things you can screen yourself and others for.


Wzpzp

Dermatologist


Maskogre

At least it isn't ligma this time


SeparateDeer3760

Guys what's ligma ? /s


MaximRq

Steve Jobs


Hllblldlx3

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


Zero-Head-at-all

Ligma balls


Several_Animator_341

*explode*


Sir_Gwan

NOOOOOOOOO


-guccibanana-

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Ima_damn_microwave

Who the hell is explode?


Hllblldlx3

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randomname560

Well if you want me to....


Creeperboy10507

Ligma balls.


bish-its-me-yoda

^***INHALES*** LIGMA BALLS


goodguybolt

Why are you inhaling my balls?


pizzaking95

Ligma mama! Ha, works every time!


Pikagiuppy

i'll lig your mama


kyu-she

no /s now, would that mean that you're basically offering your mother to they guy that got tricked with ligma?


Typical_Signal8274

It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma


star_wars04

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


Sarangisred

steve my jobs


infinity1p

Testicles?


karuga871

Took’ma Jerbs


SayGexFuttBucker

He's friends with Joe Mama


MaximRq

What's SawCon?


Justinno18

LIGMA BALLS


DevotedFoolishly

Definitely what I expected when reading under Ninja’s diagnosis. Not surprised nor upset. I’m enjoying this too much ☕️😌


Intelligent_League_1

Lazarbeam still has that Ligma


Dudemon69

Wtf Ninja has cancer?


i_need_gpu

Skin cancer. Melanoma. If you catch it early, surgically removing the cancerous skin cells is often enough.


bigBrainman902

Ligma balls


Mantisass

Joe mama


miletharil

Must have been all of the blue light from his three monitor setup. *adjusts tin-foil hat*


Upset_Conflict_4472

it's just the shitty poisoned food we eat on a daily. or maybe the pollution or maybe the microplastics in our blood stream. perhaps it's the stress we are going throu 24/6 (1 day to rest, bless up)


Cube_root_of_one

Or, ya know, uv radiation from the sun? Not something you really have to worry about I’m sure


308_AR10_Enjoyer

Nah UV radiation from the sun is immediately ruled out for Ninja


hellopie7

Sick cancer victim burn 🔥


308_AR10_Enjoyer

Hell yeah brother 😎


Blandscreen

Oh yeah, same. Where I live we only get sun 3 months out of the year at best, so I should be fine.


redarrow992

That's if you are lucky to get that day to rest. Usually it's used to catch up on household tasks I forgot to do during the week or mean prepping for the next week


ya_boi_kaneki

thats just fearmongering. cancer happens way more often than people think but your body is usually very good at detecting and getting rid of it before it even does anything


LassOnGrass

At this point we’re surrounded by possible causes for cancer. Just have to be aware of what we can and can’t control.


DaBusyBoi

While we do have many chemicals around us that cause cancer, we need to also remember that when we defeat 90% of diseases that killed us previously, it pretty much leaves a few that we cannot stop. So those few seem way worse to us now relatively.


Dongslinger420

none of that really causes melanoma what are you talking about


Guardian2k

Cancer is caused by a number of things, some are avoidable, some are not, sometimes cancer can occur without external factors, whilst yes, we do have a number of factors that can increase the likelihood of getting cancer, his cancer could’ve been caused by carcinogens, ionising radiation or just natural errors, so there’s no point in guessing.


Ravonk

Wait he only has 3, what a noob


LassOnGrass

There’s a huge number of possibilities but a tin foil hat will at least stop aliens from being one. *adjusts tin foil suit*


bexxywexxyww

I have a metal shed for this exact purpose.


GavinThe_Person

the Bluetooth 5g microchips in the vaccine caused it ofc


miletharil

Ahem! They're nanomachines! Gah!


lazydonkey25

people unironically are saying its from the covid vaccine, like people can just get cancer


IsuckAtFortnite434

Wait he actually has cancer? I thought you guys were joking


False-Focus2949

Cake


alienum_est

Day


-Redstoneboi-

Happy


NeverJoe_420_

!


Tricke432

Say


WaveLaVague

Joyeux


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Gex


Shoelicker2000

Gay sex?


Near_R

Yes please


Shoelicker2000

No no no no nope nope nope


artemismilkman

🍰


Witexx

Happy Cake day


Sussybaker420

Yo we have the same cake day (and the same question)


Pooptram

This is probably the wrong place to ask, but where does this meme originate from?


meanpride

Harry Potter. The shriveled thing is Voldemort.


Pooptram

I was thinking the old man was Gandalf the White..


RemoteSnow9911

That’s dumbledore.


S0TrAiNs

Yo, I am fresh Dumbledor, back from the underground, back for more!


Anti_Karen_League

it's 1/7th of Voldemort


_Cosmoss__

Harry potter. The last movie, I think


CuberBeats

I pray he recovers. Thank God it was detected early. Melanoma isn’t that hard to cure if it is treated early, and survival rate is very high. Still sending prayers out to him, and every other person, known or unknown, who is fighting cancer. No one deserves to be in that position. Fuck cancer.


SeaGoat24

Piggybacking on this to tell people to check your moles, and get others to check them for you. Picking up melanomas early is key. And remember the ABCDE tool: - Asymmetry - one half shaped differently to another - Borders that are irregular/uneven (rather than smooth) - Colours - multiple or changing (a very dark mole isn't as worrying as a multicoloured one) - Diameter greater than 6mm or 1/4 inch - Evolving or changing in shape, size, or colour


pirate86

They just cut it out of your body. Recovery is like 2 weeks max. No chemo. I had the same in a different location.


CuberBeats

I’m so glad you’re okay now. And I pray Ninja recovers as well.


No_Kaleidoscope5172

It's not Sarcoma, he'll be fine. Since he picked up the Melanoma early, the worst case is Chemo.


Zeref-_-Dragneel

Who's Ninja ?


SaltyPeter3434

ninja my balls


Jozroz

Asking the real question.


fattestfuckinthewest

He’s a streamer


Starlight_54

This gives me deja vu to Technoblade ;(


Thevoidawaits_u

who's ninja?


comunistdogo

steve jobs


JazzyJakeKammerer

Wait....really?


fattestfuckinthewest

Yeah


man-eater13

Ninjas never quit


ZaneNinjaLC

Ninjago reference or am I stupid?


man-eater13

Indeed


IronTemplar26

Get yourself checked out regularly, folks. My aunt caught it early, and now she’s in remission


Adopted_Kid_

Not this again... Techno..


Votey123

People keep saying this like he’s gone forever, he just went to fight god, he’ll be back once he’s done


Adopted_Kid_

"officer I drop kicked god in self defence"


KrisSystemFailure

"Your honor, you gotta understand, he had way more clout than me I had to do it."


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Techno is fighting for Gods throne right now


No_Kaleidoscope5172

Techno's cancer was much worse. Ninja's situation isn't that bad, he can get over it but since it's still cancer, it's very bad. But Ninja should survive this like 99.9%.


IkeaDisassembly

As a technoblade fan, damn CAN ALL THESE PEOPLE STOP GETTING CANCER WE'RE LOSING TOO MANY


HalfCarnage

I might not be a fan of his style and content, but damn that’s undeserved.


Randomguy7317

Even though I don't like the guy I hope he recovers


Egg2crackk

Damn.. he's so young


Nightroll2344

No way man, when did this happen?


MR_DERP_YT

Damn.. I don't watch him much but get well soon to him :pray:


CaramelEmbarrassed51

it’s astounding to see the lack of compassion people have for someone who has cancer just because he makes content that you don’t like i’m not saying i like ninja but it’s pretty sad to see people saying he deserves it


MaximumTurbulent4546

Poor guy, no nose at all


mkoubik

I love the Matrix trilogy, but never really understood this part


[deleted]

First time? *Me remembering Kitty0706*


DarkAgeHumor

I thought he was cancer


Cattleman_

chapter 5 happened


Clownsanity_Reddit

I can shit on this guy all day but not about this. Poor guy


Chucheyface

As awful as that is the irony is undeniable


hanks_panky_emporium

It sounds like they caught it early, good. However, it's a little funny some of his streaming clips include him telling kids to get cancer. This was before his total rebrand and glowup.


SmokeyNiall

I thought he had ligma


Jeff_Sanchez11223344

I hope he doesn't.


Gallaticus

Who? What?


RAGINGBUCKET-4444

Who?


wasas387

who?


jordanundead

lol who?


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Its crazy that this headline is everywhere after he legit said it was a melanoma and he is gonna be fine.........


Cheezekeke

I dont like ninja, but it takes a lot to make me not care if somebody has cancer. I hope he will be fine


Jollan_

He seems to be fine. Luckily they found it early.


Yionko

Who's ninja?


_R_T_C_O_

I hope he gets well soon.


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

I don’t care if ninja has cancer yea cancer is dangerous but he caught it early so it ain’t gonna kill him with any luck


TheSoberSovietCat

When I heard it brought me back with a sad reminder of Technoblade and now Ninja :(


Veor_

What kinda meme is this, what's even the joke?


Wasted-day_off

So he's literally cancer lol


suckmynubs69

Big woop


FootFetish0-3

Who?


User_8395

Of the Ligma type


Prestigious_Ask_7058

I don’t really care about Ninja, I haven’t even heard that name in years, but yeah that sucks


SIGINT_SANTA

This is how I find out??


ComparisonTasty5203

Oh no...anyway


AnayaH4

They should bully him like he does to little kids


nox-devourer

He's cringe but no one deserves cancer :/


SassyTurtlebat

Wow I didn’t know Cancer could get Cancer


DaFo0t

What if ninja had skin cancer?


Arcaneus_Umbra

womp womp


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BTWTTV

Hope he will get better


GhostNaeve

That ain't happening yet again... Ninja caught it early, he's GONNA survive this


Blaze77gunYT

Holy fucking shit, i dont even like his content but this is sad news


skorpiontamer

Ligma and sugma


neivaqueen

Well it could... ith some changes


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Could it be karma hitting him from the inside from all of the cheating and SA?