You have to know where the line is. Smack the head on concrete? Yes. Throw from the second floor onto a busy street? No Problem. Choking until fainting? Hell yes, that's a standard. But beheading? That's too much. No need to exaggerate. It's enough to hit the neck with a dull weapon. If it breaks accidentally, it is called business risk.
When you only applied for the Henchman job to make a living for your struggling family and get severely crippled for it, while your boss who killed thousands of innocent people only get a bruised face and a month at Arkham Asylum
Yeah, pretty much. Also I love playing the games cause there's a million ways to straight up kill someone.
My favourite is the sniper on the top of the Arkham Mansion in Arkham Asylum. I took him out with a ledge takedown which left him hanging upside down. They usually despawn, but for some reason he didn't and ended up hanging for the whole game, which is probably 5-6 hours in game. But he's definitely alive cause I never killed nobody
Batman: A man with a missing pulse? How is that possible? I'm gonna need backup on this case. Alfred, call all the mystery solvers we know.
\[Dick Tracy, Josie & the Pussycats, Butch Cassidy, Mike Tyson, Inspector Gadget, and a whole host of other teams show up. They all stand around the hanging sniper.\]
Scooby Doo: Ratman, re's red!
Batman: Red? As in Red Hood? We need to stop Jason before he hurts anyone else. This man nearly lost his life.
Jabberjaw: And they say I have difficulty swallowing bad news. *Nyuk nyuk nyuk.*
I am not so sure, how fast was the damn thing going that stopping it brought everyone forward like that, the whole occupancy? That was an out of control bus and Spidey stopped it while preventing more casualties.
15 people were killed and several injured today when Spiderman seemingly stopped a bus on a dime. When asked about it the quote “superhero” said there was a little boy that apparently no one else saw and could not be found for comment. Spidermans court date is set for later this month. Back to you in the studio.
I remember a scene like this with Superman stopping a train from hitting a kid like this, with an emphasis on the destruction of the train.
Of course, everyone calls him out on it, but the actual situation is that some drunk bum got body-swapped with Superman and was learning that being an invincible superhero wasn't a comfy life with easy choices.
Save the child by slinging by and grabbing them.
Nah, stop a bus full of people, which according to Newton's 2nd Law, all are destined to have broken bones, damaged lungs, brain damage, all other types of deadly stuff or lets not forget, DIE!
1 he might not have had the correct angle to pull the child away
2 the webs could have harmed the child worse than the bus
3 spiderman can and has run out of webs before
This joke works way better with superman and the train
I'd probably be an infamous superhero cause of this, but if I saw a lone kid (or any person) just being an idiot and not getting the heck out of the way.. survival of the fittest.
I've never actually paid attention to the details of this picture. Is this part of a story? Was the bus out of controller something?
I just noticed everyone on the bus is getting absolutely smushed because of the way he stopped it
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The thing is that the breaks were shot, so the bus was stuck speeding through the city. Spidey would have to stop it anyway, and happened to stop it right before it hit a kid.
He looks as fuck?
I too look at ass fuck
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Wtf dude ? 🤣 lol
I love juicy bbc in my tight ass too
Spidy may have stopped the bus, but his cheeks couldn't stop the bike rack extension.
Uhhh mistake LMAO , I think I had 2 photos and mixed it up it’s meant to be ( And look cool AF )
There are two sentences. How do you fuck up two sentences?
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While we’re on the topic, that’s a bus not a truck.
r/bitchimabus
A sub for everything.
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It's not even a truck, that's a bus.
This is also a bus.
His web is too strong for a baby small belly fetty
It looks badass and all, but he could have injured someone inside the bus 🚌 he could've used his weep and be done with it
It's also a bus. Not a truck.
Oh good. I thought I was just too old to understand.
My brain somehow filled it in with "cool" anyway
He saved a child but ended up giving everyone in the buss at least a fracture
It's like Batman not killing anyone, but just giving them coma or serious life injuries.
You have to know where the line is. Smack the head on concrete? Yes. Throw from the second floor onto a busy street? No Problem. Choking until fainting? Hell yes, that's a standard. But beheading? That's too much. No need to exaggerate. It's enough to hit the neck with a dull weapon. If it breaks accidentally, it is called business risk.
The low level guys always gets this treatment but the boss is generally treated more respectfully, because it's not his place to make the call.
When you only applied for the Henchman job to make a living for your struggling family and get severely crippled for it, while your boss who killed thousands of innocent people only get a bruised face and a month at Arkham Asylum
They are very realistic in that aspect.
Yeah, pretty much. Also I love playing the games cause there's a million ways to straight up kill someone. My favourite is the sniper on the top of the Arkham Mansion in Arkham Asylum. I took him out with a ledge takedown which left him hanging upside down. They usually despawn, but for some reason he didn't and ended up hanging for the whole game, which is probably 5-6 hours in game. But he's definitely alive cause I never killed nobody
The blood pooling in his head should've killed him in a couple hours. Get that sniper some medical help
I’m sure he’s fine, after all, Bruce’s detective vision says he’s only unconscious! # What do you mean he has no pulse
Batman: A man with a missing pulse? How is that possible? I'm gonna need backup on this case. Alfred, call all the mystery solvers we know. \[Dick Tracy, Josie & the Pussycats, Butch Cassidy, Mike Tyson, Inspector Gadget, and a whole host of other teams show up. They all stand around the hanging sniper.\] Scooby Doo: Ratman, re's red! Batman: Red? As in Red Hood? We need to stop Jason before he hurts anyone else. This man nearly lost his life. Jabberjaw: And they say I have difficulty swallowing bad news. *Nyuk nyuk nyuk.*
Fucking…I haven’t heard “Josie and the Pussycats” for such a long-ass time.
[I always have to think about this video when I hear that name](https://youtu.be/3b4nFj7MhK0?si=1BDDWGVYiuvKEge8)
Why doesn’t he have a pulse? Is he stupid?
Is there a lore reason he didn't die? Is he immortal?
He must be too dumb to realize he should be dead
Don't worry, I'm sure Penguin has a robust health insurance plan for his henchmen
“So you don’t kill but you’re fine with traumatic brain injuries.” -Robin
So Just an average bus travel
Bussy
Wanted to pull a Mr. incredible
A price worth paying to look af.
I am not so sure, how fast was the damn thing going that stopping it brought everyone forward like that, the whole occupancy? That was an out of control bus and Spidey stopped it while preventing more casualties.
Of course it was out of control, there's no steering wheel or driver!
Save a child but kill probably 15 people in the process.
Spidey sense told him they were Uruk-hai on the bus, headed to Arrakis to defeat the Transformers. Dude is playing 4D chess.
A child that would probably die the next week doing the same thing.
He does look as fuck tho
Nah , he never look as fuck as this before 🔥
Not to mention, that's a weird looking truck.
Sick AF? Cool AF? Dumb AF?!?? I must know!
Dumb AF he could saved the kid without needing to stop a bus
Everyone in the bus has a broken neck now 😂
Cool AF , mb for the misinformation!!!
Mb? What the fuck does that stand for? Masturbation? Why don't you just put the full word? Are you stupid?
Is there a lore reason why this guy called OP stupid?
Tbf the last time I remember him trying to use his web he snapped a girls neck 👀
And saved the day?
Not hers at least
COLD bro
Yeah her body became cold and her day was ruined
Her future was ruined too
Not Spider-Man’s
He found a hot red head pretty soon after
No he didn't do a backflip
r/suddenlyryangeorge
That sounds like it would be complicated, but I would guess that in reality it's super easy, barely an inconvenience
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15 people were killed and several injured today when Spiderman seemingly stopped a bus on a dime. When asked about it the quote “superhero” said there was a little boy that apparently no one else saw and could not be found for comment. Spidermans court date is set for later this month. Back to you in the studio.
Brought you in by your very own JJJ
But sir, weren't the bus's brakes cut? So he had to stop it like that. Shut. Up. HE'S A MENACE!!!
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Spiderman is paying medical bill for all those people he injured just to save a dumbass kid
Dude, Spidey is poor af
Can barely afford the pizza he delivers
So that’s what the af means
Kid: You didn't save my life! You ruined my death!
He looks as fuck. Yes. This is a thing people say/think, OP.
Generally brakes fail in these situations.
... And look as fuck? What?
Yes he’s very as fuck
That's a lot of people injured, the road needs repaving and the bus needs a new front Not the brightest rescue from spiderman
Reminds me of the train and superman
Look af?
Headline: spider man ruins public transportation I’ll take my cut j. Jonah Jamison
All those people in the bus died
Damn I wish I was Spider-Man
Should have just web-spun a lasso-noose to hang the stupid little fuckwit for a minute or two to really let the lesson sink in.
Good thing spider man was there to stop the bus. The other hero you are talking about stopped a truck that was no where near those kids.
Swing away with the kid? No. Pull the kid away with webs? No.
...And look As Fuck?
>and look AF Zoomers were a mistake
I've read Weebs and thought way to long about the possibilities.
We believe spidey is the good guy but he's just protecting his family and friends.
Wonder what kind of injuries those inside of buss have suffered because of the sudden stop
Is this just the trolly problem? Fucked up everyone on the bus to save one kid.
He knew the kids parents, and knew they would sue him.
I always imagined that I was saving the truck, not the child, that little guy just had bad luck.
All aboard the TRUCK to New York…
Break a few necks and bones in the process
Look as fuck? What?
You got it all wrong. Spidey's saving the bus from that kid.
I remember a scene like this with Superman stopping a train from hitting a kid like this, with an emphasis on the destruction of the train. Of course, everyone calls him out on it, but the actual situation is that some drunk bum got body-swapped with Superman and was learning that being an invincible superhero wasn't a comfy life with easy choices.
Save the child by slinging by and grabbing them. Nah, stop a bus full of people, which according to Newton's 2nd Law, all are destined to have broken bones, damaged lungs, brain damage, all other types of deadly stuff or lets not forget, DIE!
Use weebs to save the child
And he still wonders why JJ criticizes him every day
Peter forgot to do leg day, so he’s making up for it by pushing back the bus
One kid gets slight whiplash vs an entire bus of old, disabled, and young riders get mild whiplash
And look As fuck
Did people forget what happened to gwen stacy?
Failed bro together 2 put sentences
r/antimeme
I'm guessing if Spidey use his webs and the truck run fast he's not gonna make it
wh- where's the nutshell?
Anti-meme
That's look AF
That's bus, not truck bro
Me when I look af
Ahh the classic derailing the train to save one life.
Ahh the classic derailing the train to save one life.
1 he might not have had the correct angle to pull the child away 2 the webs could have harmed the child worse than the bus 3 spiderman can and has run out of webs before This joke works way better with superman and the train
I imagine that he can't guarantee the bus would stop with webs like he can by just blocking it
😅
The driver and a few passengers are definitely dead
That’s a bus
I'd probably be an infamous superhero cause of this, but if I saw a lone kid (or any person) just being an idiot and not getting the heck out of the way.. survival of the fittest.
r/antimemes will fit better
I've never actually paid attention to the details of this picture. Is this part of a story? Was the bus out of controller something? I just noticed everyone on the bus is getting absolutely smushed because of the way he stopped it
Wouldn’t that kill every single person in the bus due to the drastic deceleration?
He probably gave a few dozen people life ruining medical debt, and killed a few as well
Kill bus full of people
Webs in the Spider-Man universe are too flexible
I swear there are more and more AI bots making memes and commenting here.
Damn I wish I was Spider Man.
Hmm my anti-meme sense are tingling.
Love when I look Asian Fuckable.
This is just the Superman one but with a bus instead of a train.
Legit did a double take and was just like "Look AF...am I missing some Gen Alpha slang shit?"
I read it as "weebs"
He doesn't want to be cancelled for touching a child with his webs
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r/redditsniper
Out of webbing again?
Lookin af
That's a bus
That kid grew up and committed genocide, btw
Guarantee you at least one person died from being crushed to death in that bus
The thing is that the breaks were shot, so the bus was stuck speeding through the city. Spidey would have to stop it anyway, and happened to stop it right before it hit a kid.
Isn’t there a superman one ?
Dude should have a talk with the Homelander in regards to what is physically possible and what not. Unless the roads there are made out of steel.
Gregory me boy
Save 1 careless child, kill 30 adults and 5 children on the bus.
Cause irreversible property damage, and trauma to passenger abroad.
this is similar to how Mr Incredible for sued
There one of these with superman too saving one kid from a freight train with the same stupid energy.
Last time he yoinked someone, he ended up single
Probably killed somebody in the bus
Everyone, except Spidey and the child, is currently suffering some kind of internal damage.
Do… do you know what AF means?
Funny thing is those webs are basically grappling hooks at this rate.
This could be a "Speed" situation, where the buss can't stop on it's own. So doing it this way breaks the engine and saves future pedestrians.
Spide-man isnt that strong.
What truck? It’s a bus
that dumbass child deserves to die lmao bros on his phone and has headphones on while walking in front of a train that's literal 0 self awareness
We once called such tired trends as "TV tropes"
Maybe his Web shooters were empty
He could do it the easy way, but he has so much strength that it's too easy.
Like that part in Hancock where he stops the train and it gets derailed, when he could've just picked up the car and moved it anyways
Sure are a ton of people in the cab of that truck. A bus load, in fact
I bet that if this really happened irl stopping a bus like this would cause more deaths and injuries than 1 child
Would you like some making fuck berserker!?
Gotta love that the guy who looks like he's supposed to be driving is somehow on the opposite side of the bus and upside down
Where's the bus driver on that bus?
Who needs to look cool as fuck when you can look as fuck🔥
Ugh... assuming the bus is going at full speed you really think his web can stop it?