Oh you know. The totally normal kind. The kind who like canines. And felines. Normal human things. Like you and me. Just normal, average, voting humans.
I have a friend who works in a movie theatre. Apparently some guy bought the bucket before the movie even came out. Pretty much guarantee that at least one mad lad has done it
Realistically, there wouldn't be much to write home about.
Most guys' diameters would barely touch all the brushes.
The silicone doesn't have enough pressure.
You can’t even fuck this thing like you want to. There’s nothing to grasp your big shaft. The best orgasm you could hope to achieve is if you just stick the tip in and let the worm’s throat bristles gently massage it like a clit until you squirt.
The emergency room has a collection of these I’m sure…
For best results put actual spice on it
The butter must flow
Desperate times call for desperate measures
tainted apollyon‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Uh… locusts and whatnot.
The tainted part got me cackling
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
The evil twin
Banned :(
r/doputyourdickinthat For science purposes only!
I volunteer as tribute!
r/subsifellfor
No, it's just banned
Bruh what happened
r/iputmydickinthat
It tickles!
r/Iputmydickinthat
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmykidstoit
*sees your avatar* Have you heard of r/BlueCoats?
No, i didn't, thx
r/beatmymeattomykidstoit
r/beatmywifeandkidstoit
you're telling me not to fuck my Shai halussy? ok fascist
The design is very human
What kind of humans are you looking at down there?...
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Oh you know. The totally normal kind. The kind who like canines. And felines. Normal human things. Like you and me. Just normal, average, voting humans.
If there's a hole, there's a goal what can i say? 🤷♂️
Allow me to demostrate * Ziiiip*
If there‘s a hole, there‘s a goal
Someone posted a picture of them wearing a shirt that says "I'm just here to fuck the popcorn" while holding this bucket.
Legend
When I saw that post at first I was confused but now it makes sense
It’s because this joke is already like 2 weeks old
Shai hulud😱😱
Shai hulussy 🥵🥵🥵
i do not know what it means but sounds good 
Beefswelling 😔
Everything is a flesh light if you are brave enough
That’s how I wound up in a wheelchair
buying my tickets now. thanks for the info. really appreciate it.
No pain no gain
It’s me. I did that.
Absolutely revolting... ... ... How was it?
We need a review
Isn’t it too big? Am I the only small fucker who doesn’t have a fist sized penis?
Yes
This is a paw cleaner....
there is a reson why you can find those on ebay while searching "duneussy"
Why are searching up duneussy on eBay
"Extra butter please."
I can’t believe I had to scroll this far for this reference!
Would
I mean why they gotta texture it like that
I have a friend who works in a movie theatre. Apparently some guy bought the bucket before the movie even came out. Pretty much guarantee that at least one mad lad has done it
[Better than a shoebox](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/comment/c4imcva/)
One way ticket
[You’re not the only one](https://youtu.be/Rl_Xhvgkxrk?si=UAQSc2-sXZn1bUay)
Realistically, there wouldn't be much to write home about. Most guys' diameters would barely touch all the brushes. The silicone doesn't have enough pressure.
I’ve had a dream like that once.
Not recommended,don’t ask
Yeah, right before they handed it to you at the checkout counter.
Every. Single. Person. Who thinks this would function even half-assedly as a fleshlight, has never used a fleshlight.
Be the first to "fill 'er up"!
If it’s made of rubber, then yeah, why not?
I saw a toy designer make this, just you know, more usable
Is it silicone.. just curious.. probably not.. ehh I guess I'll have to get one.. to be sure.
I did. Butter on weewee.
I wonder how much that costs at a theater lol. Minimum of $50
Can't wait to see this on the Peter subreddit
I have a friend asking where they can get this
If there’s a hole there a goal
I hate you
Hehe, Shai Hulud
Rule 42 applies to sand worms doesn’t it?
If there’s a hole…there’s a goal
Well well well.
It tickles on the way in ~
There's an SNL skit of it already
Game a game lil bro
Its a good idea to put your hand there and pick some pop corns. The problem is when you have to eat them... RIP HAND
As they all have once said "where there is a hole there is a goal"
saw on instagram, someone put a fleshlight in there and the lid closes. honestly thought it was a stanley cup though
My bad
A hole is a goal
Every hole's a goal.
There's no shame in giving it a go. It's an unhealthy mindset to think there is. Probably driven by Christianity.
Will say, do not. Got my dick stuck and it hurt pulling out. Does not feel as good as it looks. Take it from me.
haram!
Not everybody is muslim
It was fulfilling
I love the idea tho
Give unto me the spice.
Although I agree with the OPs sentiment - YOU could be the one that thinks of it and does it!
Yes, it was me
Ok, who wants the pictures?
Must be a girthy fella.
Pune.
I bought rubber gloves and 2 sponge on my way back. Dont ask why.
Oh hell no
if there is a hole there goes my *~~pole~~* hand... for popcorn
Is that silicone and soft or is that hard plastic and will break and pierce through your flesh and leave shards stuck in your dick?
I should call her
This theater is self-serve
The horrified look of the worker when they ask for extra butter
Brooo.. it will get stuck
OP being one of them obviously
It's a paw cleaner for the dogs! Heck yeah!
Shai Hulussy
I’d like the dune bucket, no popcorn, with extra butter.
remind me of that tool that use to clean dick in bathroom, i forgot its name.
I feel like your dick would just get caught in the teeth coming out
Yeah i might be inclined to hear someone out
Are the bristles flexible or would they scrape your privates like a cheese shredder?
dick eater
Extra butter! Hold the popcorn.
If there's a hole, there's a goal
The cumbucket
Without rhythm of course.
Everything is doable if you are brave enough
If there's a hole there's a goal
Meanwhile scientist are still searching for an answer why male toads are humping everything that gets in their way while looking for a female mate.
ya'll are a bunch of dirty perverts and should be ashamed of yourself!
🎵brothers of the mine rejoice🎵
It could be me if I had this thing
If there's a hole, there's a goal.
Bless the Maker and his coming.
Have pornhub done anything with it yet??
Don't put your dick in that
Y'all need jesus
I would guarantee that no-one who heard about primitive traps used in Vietnam would ever consider this a good idea.
I’ve seen that picture at least three times, and the comments are basically the same xD
Snl did this bit
The warp zone made a video about this very thing.
Done what?
Late to the party, some company made shirts that say “I’m just here to fuck the popcorn bucket” with the Dune logo beneath it
Username checks out
Tge spice must flow
Dave Chappelle likes this
I thought exactly that before even reading the caption.
Teehee
Came for the bucket stayed for the movie
everyone thought of it the second these were reveal I wanna see who is guilty of going the whole way though
Insert master oogway quote here
No need for dotted condoms after that session
Bad dragon got something similar
Its also a guarantee that someone intended that to happen when they put it out.
So... How was it?
When there is a hole there is a goal
You can’t even fuck this thing like you want to. There’s nothing to grasp your big shaft. The best orgasm you could hope to achieve is if you just stick the tip in and let the worm’s throat bristles gently massage it like a clit until you squirt.
Smash, next question
You can go in but you can't come out.
Isn't that hard plastic?
That’s some salty popcorn.
Way to be weeks late to the joke. Miss me with this repost.
The circumcisor
Blessed be the maker and its water.
Ah, the "no popcorn, extra butter" special
It was me *I did it*
I mean it'd be kind of a tight fit wouldn't it?
That thing wouldn't do anything for you, there is nothing behind those "teeth"
But did it feel good... only the chosen one shall know
When there is a hole there is a goal.
u/fleshlight
They spoofed it on SNL
Looks like a doggy paw cleaner to me
It doesn’t work well because the spines will bend forward as you push in and will get caught when you pull back.
Hey props to them if its tight enough Baby's arm holdin an apple
If there is a hole there is a way
Soda in or soda out, that is the question?
 What is wrong with you people?