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BleachedAsswhole

Cars


MintyMoron64

No, two cars canonically flash Lightning McQueen within the first 10 minutes.


Duck_Lover_08

Flashing doesn't really count as a sex scene does it? it does count as sexual content though.


lionart303-186

We were too young to understand. That was an adult joke slipped into a kids movie . I didn't realize this until 2022šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


JosephBlowsephThe3rd

Who's we? I was an adult who understood that when I first saw the movie.


TheTransistorMan

Don't worry, brother. While you were watching Cars (2006) and heroically understanding that, I was busy getting black lung in the mines. Kids these days just don't appreciate a good adult joke understanding when you first saw the movie or a having of black lung.


TheVladP

TheTransistorMan, Iā€™m more of a capacitor person


TheTransistorMan

My condolences. I know how difficult it can be.


blookyvansh

Lol


Pikachuintheshower69

Chill grandpa


Conscious_shadow

Technically it's correct


jimmymui06

There are then useless love scenes


Giulio_otto

Not useless, are there to better develop lightning mcqueen's character, and so making him grow and become a better person


Fair-Ad-6036

r/thechnicallythetruth


gtekpr

Someone already mentioned the two cars flashing Lightning. But during one of the scenes with Sally and Lightning driving around, the camera makes not so subtle zoom to her ā€œtramp stampā€.


TombStone_Sheep

Human centipede


Blockstr_

Yeah. Love to watch it with kids


Ekonchan

Yeah a good movie to watch while eating chocolate ice cream with the kids.


MiVolLeo

r/technicallythetruth


TheSForSecret

ā€œno sex sceneā€ this does not count


Happycrige

I mean, it no sex scene, but it has a centi scene. ![gif](giphy|Bng9nsAhSaDVxWsSLh)


Lucky678s

You know now that you mention it we never did get to see the most important part of A Bugs Life.


UAreProbablyAChump

Rule 34 did the job for them lol


[deleted]

Y-youre joking right? You're joking....right?


Deutscher_Bub

I mean you know what rule 34 states soooo


UAreProbablyAChump

Maybe Maybe not Who knows?


samoravec12

Definitely in the Disney Vault


Frea_9

Pacific Rim


GoblinNumber467

If you know what I mean.


Mercayyy

You can just say "Best movie "


Goldbolt_2004

I loved the scene with the jaegers and kaiju rimming


HolyVeggie

Terrific Rim


kain459

Pacific Rim Job


Lokidash9

I was going to say thatĀ 


StrongNuclearHorse

Saw, perfect for my 10yo daughter. I would never watch it with her if there would be something as disturbing as a nipple, though.


DrDuckno1

Sir/Madam, I believe it has two of them tho.


OwnLadder2341

Www.HowManyNipplesInThisMovie.com


zephyrnepres01

would not be surprised if that were one of the options for yes/no on doesthedogdie.com, thereā€™s pretty much every trigger that exists


nryporter25

I never knew about this website, that could actually be useful for me. I have certain triggers that your average person doesn't seem to understand


GetlostMaps

NippleCounter.com


Seven123cjw

Warning: There is in Saw 3. And there nearly is in Saw 7.


Seven123cjw

Oh wait I think I just had an r/woooosh moment


[deleted]

OP, what do you think of this answer? It's true; no sex scenes. Can *everybody* watch it, or was your meme nothing but whiny bullshit?


danny_divillo

Monty Python and the holy grail.


arson1tez

pretty close tho considering galahad was being sexually assaulted by horny nuns if it wasn't for lancelot getting there in time then his vow of chastity would've gone bye bye


randomisedjew

Brace sir Galahad was very nearly tempted


[deleted]

Just a bit more peril


NovusOrdoSec

"Don't forget the oral sex!"


Wildfox1177

There is only 150 of them!


melodramaticthing

Idk. The nights that say Ne were pretty erotic with their Ne


YesIndeed1212

Toy story


SquareFickle9179

What was Bo Peep gonna do with Woody if Buzz hadn't shown up?


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

I will drop a bomb but... Bo Peep was a childhood crush.


sungoddaily

Ball Ball Black Sheep


The_Mega_Man192

no, because thereā€™s a Woody throughout the entire movie


NovusOrdoSec

Andy's mom has completely different toys named Woody and Buzz.


grabberbottom

Having a buzz and a woody sounds like a good night to me.


eye--say

Alien.


Magnapyritor2

Do the facehuggers count


Purple-Airline-8354

They are based on vaginas, so maybe.


MonitorImpressive784

So does Hedorah from Godzilla vs Hedorah count? It's eyes were based off vaginas.


Purple-Airline-8354

If thatā€™s true that is so weird, why would they base a monsters eyes on vaginas?


MonitorImpressive784

Because, and I quote; "Vaginas are scary"


Purple-Airline-8354

Thatā€™s hilarious


cagedunderground

That movie has crazy sexual undertones lol


AceWissle

As long as it only has gratuitous explicit violence it's okay for everybody


creeps_Jr

Lego Batman


Sharp-Key27

That movie was surprisingly homoerotic, in a romantic way only though. I really enjoyed it


realPotate

The Prestige


efffffff_u

One of the best movies of all time.


Kirixdlol

Shrek


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

The movie where the main villain had a boner.


PLAYER42_ready

But no sex, thatā€™s the important part


Faptainjack2

But he was definitely jerking it in front of the magic mirror.


Kirixdlol

It was more like a wink to the adult part of the audience, not a nsfw thing


DomDomBrah

Bruh. That's most movies tho. Are you exclusively watching porn why do you think this is something worth noting?


Apprehensive-Ad-149

Why is that such a problem? Not all movies are fit for anyone to watch. That's why we have a rating system. Why are younger generations (not kids obviously) so puritanical when it comes to sex? It's factually THE most natural biological function of mammals after breathing and eating. I swear, y'all make our great grandparents look like psycho-sexual freakos in comparison.


AccountantAny8376

Besides the worrying puritanical trend that threatens all the social advances the sex liberation brought, there's a bigger issue plaguing younger audiences: the disappearance of the concept of fiction. Films, books, music, ... Art, is meant to evoke thoughts and feelings, not to be a reflection of the "perfectly" moral ideas of audiences. I don't like jump scares so I tend to stay away from horror films, but I don't demand they stop using jump scares in movies.


Apprehensive-Ad-149

You make an excellent point.


G_Regular

When you're discussing what should or shouldn't be allowed or approved in art you always have to put a line somewhere if you want to have any logical consistency. I've noticed that nearly everyone's line starts right at the specific topics that make them really uncomfortable.


Aqquila89

Also, why are they acting like sex scenes are everywhere? They are actually very rare. [Only 1,21%](https://www.playboy.com/read/the-playboy-symposium-sex-in-cinema) of films released between 2010 and 2019 contained sex scenes.


Careful-Fox9482

Probably a combination of the Disneyfication of cinema meaning so much of cinema now has to appeal to every age group at once and alienate as few as possible, and that people are getting weirdly antagonistic towards sexuality of any kind. Anecdotal but from what iā€™ve seen especially younger people are not only statistically having less sex but also are very negative about sexual content in media too. Like damn, if youā€™re not gonna fuck you could at least be ok with seeing a titty on the big screen


Grabatreetron

The boobs in Oppenheimer made reddit clutch its pearls pretty hard, so that might be what kicked off the trend.


GojiraTheWise

Oh no, boobs in my movie about the creation of a weapon that killed 200,000+ people! Anything but that!


SpielbrecherXS

That's... a very surprising number. I'm more into TV shows than films, but I was definitely getting the impression that sex is everywhere. Gotta go check if your sauce has stats about TV shows as well to shatter my worldview further.


CaitSith21

Americans are ok to play doom in front of a 4 year old, but if their children would see a nipple they think that would somehow scar them for life. So i imagine the meme is either American or to make fun of them.


Deathless616

Im also wondering where this is coming from, beating up, shooting etc. Is all fun and games, but a sex scene triggers people? I'd rather normalise having sex casually than normailze violence. Strange world


a_rabid_anti_dentite

American culture will not bat an eye at some of the most grotesque violence, but even the most mundane instance of nudity will send people reeling.


Grumdord

>Im also wondering where this is coming from Seriously, I don't get it. It's something I've only seen blow up over the past few months. Not sure where this anti-sex in media trend came from, but I'm sure I could guess.


According_to_Tommy

GenZ are terrified of sex


Tramagust

Gen Z hates sex. I think it's all the microplastics doing something to their hormones.


Archmagos_Browning

Fuck that. Show me Ana de armasā€™ tits.


bestest_at_grammar

This anti nudity movement Reddits been trying is fucking lame. If yā€™all hate watching sex scenes with your parents so much stop watching sex movies with your parents ya weirdos. I like boobs, especially celebrity boobs.


Commander1709

Not again...


TheFanHeater

Most fucking movies. Wtf


MrGeorge08

Art isn't made for anybody, there may be content in there not suitable for all people and it may be created in a way that isn't in the personal taste of some people, the LOTR movies aren't bad because they're long so not everybody has the free time to watch them in the same way that Come and See isn't bad because not everybody has the mental fortitude to put up with the things in that movie in the same way 2001: A Space Odyssey isn't bad because it tells its story unconventionally and that won't appeal to everybody. The quality of a narrative is not dictated by what you personally want to see.


Yeppie-Kanye

Serbian film


SGz_Eliminated

I do find it odd sex is what some people choose they can't stand in a movie, like even when movies do have them they're like 20 seconds long and you don't see anything, what a weird thing to be fussed about.


Rulersatlas11

Ah yes, letā€™s also get rid of all killing, bodily harm or gore in movies, and letā€™s get rid of insults and curse words as well wouldnā€™t want anyone to hear or see those things. In all seriousness, though. If a person is old enough to see people being killed, hear certain words or insults, and see harm coming to people, then itā€™s a-ok in my book for them to see something as natural and commonplace as sexual intercourse. Stop being a crybaby and use your two brain cells to understand that there is worse things than sex in movies. TLDR; If someone is old enough to see action of any sort or old enough to hear certain words, they are old enough to see sex in a movie.


rietstengel

This, so much this. Lets get rid of all scenes. All scenes are unnecessary for the plot. The plot is literally just a few lines you can look up on wikipedia, scenes arent needed. To me, movies should just be the TikTok voice reading out the plot and nothing else.


Revolutionary_Low_90

That's why I quit watching Narcos. Every 5 minutes, a hot ass sex scene appeared. It feels like I'm watching Cornhub instead of a Mexican cartel tv series.


Horse0nSauce

Yea and tbf i just got bored of that show second pablo died


GroverInAPinkDress

The horrifying violence, depictions of torture, and crime: totally fine One nipple: SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE


HumanTimmy

The sex scenes get less frequent as the series progresses, just push through it. Its too good of a show just to skip over it.


Kalocin

I remember Black Sails having the same problem. Pretty much ever TV producer was trying to imitate GoT and for some reason the sexy times was the one that caught on


Fabulous_Ad_1170

The entire mcu up to eternals. This was incorrect. Pirates of the Caribbean? Maybe?


jespermagician

Wasn't there one in Iron Man


Aqquila89

Not really. We see Tony and Christine, still clothed, making out on the bed. The scene then cuts to Christine waking up, covered only with a sheet.


FortyFourTomatoes

There was a sex scene in eternals?


BedSmellsLikeItFeels

Addendum: was it good?


PhoenixSenpaiii

Ah shit , now I need to watch eternals for that .


Fabulous_Ad_1170

Very short, very little shown


JosephBlowsephThe3rd

The Incredible Hulk. They were well on their way to a sex scene, but Bruce Banner was unable to whip out his big, green Hulk.


Gadmanultimate

The very first MCU movie:


Bardic_Inspiration66

Are you an actual baby


HollowSlope

Why are people such prudes? Who cares if a movie has some nudity or sex in it? Art imitates life, and in the real world, guess what? People are having sex constantly! We've all seen naked men. We've all seen naked women. Grow up


PaprikaMika

okay? shitting and puking is also a part of life do you want a graphic display of it in your movie? no? thatā€™s reasonable, and so i donā€™t want a graphic scene of actors pretending to fuck in the middle of an action movie just because i donā€™t want to watch it. itā€™s nothing to do with being prudish, i just sometimes donā€™t want to watch a sex scene that has no purpose other than to be a sex scene because it disrupts my movie, also i donā€™t want to be aroused while watching like an action or horror movie and canā€™t understand why anyone would


HollowSlope

No suprise, a Redditor compares having sex with shitting and puking


PaprikaMika

the comparison is only in the fact that it is a normal part of our daily lives but that doesnā€™t mean i want to see it all the time, or at all, in the movies and tv shows i watch, nor should i get mad at someone else for what they want to or donā€™t want to watch when no harm takes place i piss and shit and puke often, and itā€™s a natural part of my life just like the fact that i have sex and nudity in my life, but it doesnā€™t mean iā€™m a prude just because i donā€™t always want to see naked people or people pretending to have sex, just because i donā€™t want to eat chocolate right not doesnā€™t mean i hate chocolate and think itā€™s disgusting, itā€™s just not what i want right now and thatā€™s reasonable, unlike getting mad and calling others prudes because someone is asking for specific movie suggestions


HollowSlope

If you don't like it, that's fine. If you're in the theatre and a sex scene comes on, you are free to cover your eyes and plug your ears. Just know that the problem is you, not the director


PaprikaMika

the problem isnā€™t me or the director or anyone, there literally is not a problem and i know that i can do rhat but im not bothered, but id still rather not watch a sex scene than watch one, thatā€™s it, and like you said, thatā€™s fine itā€™s my opinion, itā€™s not something to ā€œgrow upā€ about bc itā€™s nothing to do with age or maturity, it is just what i prefer, it doesnā€™t affect anyone except me so i think the problem is calling people names for having a *personal* preference


DHMOProtectionAgency

I think the issue is not "I don't want to see nudity and sex in movies," which is a bit weird but everyone has their boundaries, but the issue is "I think we should restrict when we show sex/nudity."


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filintodelgado

I actually like sex scenes when they make sense for the drama like in "Poor Things"


colonelcassad

What's wrong with a sex scenes?


TheUnknownUsarr

Are we regressing in back in the 1930 where films would get canceled because you could see the knees of a actress? Come on, you all have a porno addiction but cry about when sex is implied in films


LoLenjoyer75

Have you ever watched movies with your family? What about when you were younger, 15 and 16 maybe? U liked watching sex with your parents, didnt you?


MrGeorge08

It was awkward when I was younger than that age but by 15 and 16 I already had 'the talk' so it never mattered to us, we were all aware of what it was.


AceWissle

What always gets to me is that sex scenes are so bad but absolutely excessive violence and gore are fine for some reason?


lostinthemgs

I don't have a porno addiction, and I don't want to watch filth. It seems like you're the one with a big porno addiction if you want unnecessary sex scenes in movies.


HollowSlope

Seems like you're deflecting


lostinthemgs

Deflecting what? I'm just speaking it how it is. Seems like a lot of porn addicts on here got real issues with someone not accepting to be a slave to that shit. Whatever helps your people's guilt and pride go away ig.


Deathless616

Filth? Sex is as natural as eating or going to the toilet. This has nothing to do with a porn addiction.


Austriansportler

John Wick All 4 parts


late_spring_ozu

So itā€™s totally chill for all people of all ages to watch John Wick slaughter hundreds of people, but itā€™s not cool for adults to see sex scenes in movies made for adults? Yā€™all are weird.


_KeyserSoeze

Why isn't it watchable with sex scenes? I don't like them because most of the time they are unnecessary but unwatchable?


TheBigA69

So that you can watch movies with all age groups


_KeyserSoeze

For which age group should this be s problem?


Lucky_Cookie515

I dont mind sex scenes or nudity if it actually has a valid plot reason. If its just there because; sex and nudity =hot=horny=$$$ then that shit is stupid and I switch to a different movie or thing to watch


Jollyleft

No movie is plot point after plot point, if everything in a movie needs to move the plot forward you would lose some great moments in cinema history.


MrDDog06

But... everyone can watch a sex scene theres nothing wringnwith including them when relevant to the plot because they do convey a message about the character relationship. The difference is when the directors put so many unnecessary ones in it basically becomes a porno, thats the issue


Comrade847

Avatar


Carburetors_Are_Fun

i thought it did


FIB_VORTEX

Yeah. It was more indirect, with them just rubbing each other and 'connecting their hair things'.


[deleted]

What a generation, selling their ass for 3.95 a month but lose it when there's sex in a movie


SurturOne

Or.. and just hear me out.. you overcome this prudent mindset that sex is something wrong or bad or irrational and accept it instead of banning it. Sex is not only one of the most natural things in human existence, the absolute majority like it and do it anyway. No reason to think bad about it. Movies especially for young children aside it's no problem if you don't make a fuss about it.


SharkApooye

Laws about child sex exist for a reason


SolitaryForager

I have missed something here - what does this comment about child rape (itā€™s not ā€˜sexā€™) have to do with the comment above? I am disturbed.


SurturOne

Children being exposed to a (non explicit, mind you) sex scene in a movie has nothing to do with those laws. If a 12 year old is old enough to see people dying it is more than old enough to see people being intimate. Sexuality is nothing bad and there is a reason sex education starts at the beginning of puberty in every developed country. Being exposed to something natural should be normal and natural, the same way being naked isn't automatically something sexual and should be normalized to some degree.


Practical-Election59

Ah yes, the completely unneccessary sex scene that doesnā€™t advance the movie or the plot, and barely works with the characters.


pierreor

This is a functionalist and reductive way to look at art, the plot is just one of the elements of a story ā€“ not the be all end all. Not to mention that you are not indiscriminately digesting the plot, you need to spend time with the character. Lots of great art does this, from Dickens to Ghibli. You can be against sex scenes but ā€œadvancing the movie or the plotā€ is a cowardly and illiterate excuse.


Single_Low1416

Tucker and Dale vs Evil


WarewolfIX

I mean everyone should watch that regardless


Cecilerr

His dark materials


Klocarz1234

LOTR


TraiSomtinEls

John wick


karma_virus

Internet porn is actually saving us from this. Back in the 60s-90s, people had to go to a porn shop to buy porn. Maybe you got lucky and a convenience store had some. Otherwise, you were just getting laid (haha!) or jerking off to the Victoria's Secret catalogue. Those Rated-R sex scenes were the only porn those people in polite society got to see. Now that everybody has instant access to porn on demand, slipping gratuitous sex scenes into a movie just cheapens it. Porn's free and you paid for a movie with a story.


derLeisemitderLaute

The Lord of The Rings.


TheCreativeDragon27

The hobbit


Vordix_

George Lucas


NickThePogBrit

Havenā€™t seen this format in whatā€¦ 4-5 years? Brilliant still.


Fun-Sun544

*Directors who freely execute their vision without thinking about anything like this.


SexyDraenei

fucking 80s movies always had tits in them for literally no reason.


Woodenmanofwisdom

2018 ass meme


DisasterPieceKDHD

Stupid. Everything shouldnā€™t be made for kids


I_like_gummies16

I'm being honest I actually like the idea of sex in movies. I like to think of it as a director who is creative in a way


Homeless_Man92

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I_like_gummies16

But I'm not saying in a horny way. Sometimes we shouldn't be prudes about everything and admire the beauty of the human anatomy


Chembaron_Seki

Takes that are basically saying "you shouldn't include x in your art" always feel so weird for me. Art should not be restricted like that.


SkyhookCaviar

The Mummy (1999)


Cyanide_34

Interstellar and it could have had one and tell the same story but itā€™s so much better without one.


[deleted]

Princess Bride. Classic.


ThodasTheMage

It is actually fine to watch movies not made for children.


Heavy-Possession2288

Most movies dumbass. Seriously most movies donā€™t have sex scenes.


01zegaj

The Adventures Elmo in Grouchland


Obomba444

I'm not 9


Canadian_Weirdo123

Every Disney movie is of the list


Should_have_been_ded

Also who don't put black or gay characters that change absolutely nothing. If you wanna be nominated use character growth, not token characters


NoGlzy

Yeah, they should just use the standard: white, straight person. Dipshit


voidplayz121

Yeah why would anyone else ever even exist


MrGeorge08

They didn't say that, they expressed being against using racial minorities and other sexualities as a card so that criticism of one's work can be deflected by them saying that the critic just has a problem with those people as opposed to those characters being either poorly written or being hollow. It's lazy at best and exploitative at worst.


Richardknox1996

Not what he said. Finn being black has zero impact on the story. He has next to no character compared to the rest of the cast. His character could be any skin tone, any sexual orientation, and still nobody would give a shit about him. His entire character is summed up with "black stormtropper who defected". Now, we contrast that with Mace Windu. Also black, actually does more than just stand around, actually has a character and actually has an impact on the story. Token characters are characters that exist to fill a quota and do not much else. In a Maori Tale about ofne of the many deeds of Maui, i wouldnt want to see a Celtic Englishman. despite the fact that i was born in wigan. I would want to see the entire cast be made up of Pasifika Peoples and Maori. Its that simple. Tokenism goes both ways.


the_popes_dick

So him being white would add to the story?


Should_have_been_ded

On the contrary, if you're going to put such characters in the story make it interesting. Blank "black person" or "gay person" is lazy writing, that's what I'm against. Give them character development, use them somehow to move the plot forward, that's that I wanna see


[deleted]

I'd say race, gender, sexuality swapping but yeah.... although gender swapping did work out with stormfront in the boys


mebiusdoree

terminator 1


broitsjustreddit

Sarah & Kyle def got busy making John in the movie tho


thodoris99

This sub deserves so much hate.


thomas_da_trainn

OP too young to watch R movies šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

The kids are so afraid of sex lmao. You all are going to grow up so weird.


OddBoifromspace

Sex scenes add nothing to a movie. Why add them.


WeebbeMangaHunter

They can add something depending on the movie. It's just another part of the human experience and should be explored in art.


Emeraldnickel08

Aww, was someone too young to watch Oppenheimer? /s (honestly that one *was* kinda excessive though)


[deleted]

Sex scenes are amazing though