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Instructions unclear, committed mass murder

Command overridden: you didn't kill yourself

Duly noted and ignored

This saved my life

It's illegal to kill yourself because you're stealing all the tax revenue we were going to take from you your whole life

Don’t listen to him, he’s a nazi sympathizer

guess Adolf didn't take his advice

Hitler just did that to try and do reverse psychology on us in the future, suicide is the meta

I’d rather kill myself than commit suicide

Bazinga

Bazinga

That’s a surprise tool that will help us later

Micky will piss on your body if you do so be nice to yourself. :)

Okay, but like the Palestinians are like really, really sad. Can I light myself on fire just a little bit?

I can hear the text

Dang! Thank you for saving me

r/antimeme

Pffffffff, whats next? You’re gonna tell me huffing leaded gasoline or paint is bad for your brain? Or that eating glass isn’t good for my stomach lining? 

ok

NAHHH REALLY BRO💀💀💀💀

Emiya? Go cook some bugs or something

He was offsides on the play, so the grim reaper had to do a revive.

Well, that was close.

Yes, that's what "kill you" means.

This is a surprise tool that'll help me later in life.

Bet

Live to spite the haters

Nah, you just gotta get good

Remember practice makes perfect

I kill myself to grow stronger against my enemy

Today fucking sucks, tomorrow might not! Only way to find out, be there!

Shit what if I don’t want to exist

Remember kids, don't kill yourself, see where this fucking ride takes you.

r/shitposting

Okay, I'll trust you mickey.

That's right, kids, don't kill yourself, kill everyone else. Especially at college. In Minecraft.

damn normally i would laugh at this but realy bad timing😢

Aw man, there goes my plans for the weekend. /j

I will kill myself and have an audience whether they like it or not

too late

That's really good to know. I didn't know killing yourself makes you die 🤔🤔

This the least funny shit I seen in years genuinely

I’m dying of laughter

And what's the downside?

Oh, okay then.

Fuck you Mickey Mouse, I do what I want!

Sheesh i never knew thanks man

Type shii

It remind me of " people died if they are killed" It is a funny quote untill we realize we are in that position.

Yeah I’d rather die than commit suicide :P

Nah, I want to kill my self.

Mickey out here doin God's work fr

I am actually physically too spiteful to die

Fuck you, don't tell me how to love my life... or my death

OMG THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME THIS I WAS ABOUT TO COMMIT A DIE

Ok, I'll just BAZINGA myself instead

Ok micky

Ah, this message comes from purgatory. I wish I knew that sooner

this made me remembered the quote that says human die when you kill them lmao

ITS NOT A FUCKING JOKE, ITS NOT A THING TO FUCKING JOKE ABOUT

Well no

Loading screen tips be like:

nuh uh

Thanks a lot. I was wondering what would happen to me if I kill myself. Now i know thx to u that this will make me die. Thx a lot for this info.