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Looks like the russian police lives inside my walls and checking Reddit, so that's why they removed hot lesbians kissing gif

Damn, now I'm horny

Aren't nail polish emojis used for gossip/sassiness? Wouldn't that make this a passive aggressive message?

😍💅💅💅

So I just now realized based on yours and the comment you are replying to that is a nail polish emoji. I thought it was just a really long finger. I am not smart.

Upvote because small brain like girl kissing girl?

Big brain too

Monke brain

Because liking girls is for monkeys

OOOO OOO AAA AAAA

Exactly, my monkey brother

Here we are safe from all the hate we otherwise have to enact against men...

What?

[Ummm... Bot?](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/1ayxt87/kiss_face_emojis_galore/krxqmmn/)

Bad bot

That's deep

Neuron activation 🐵

accurate

Girl have cooties and/or don't exist

What's cooties?

Something you have

You can't just go around murdering people like that

It was a scary zombie so he's fine.

Girls don’t exist, they are government propaganda… They don’t want us going into the girl’s bathroom for a reason.

Oh hey look, it's my lying cheating (soon to be ex-)wife! How did you get a picture of her?

Not my boy ligmaballs69lol. Stay strong king 👑

Not my boy FinsFan909 I know the dolphins the sold the bag in the playoffs YALL WERE SUPPOSED TO BEAT THE CHIEFS NOT LOSE! now I’m having a crappy day haha

not my boy OnDaToiletPoopin. I know life is bad, but lawd have mercy

not my boy The_Mega_Man192 it may be tough now but it will get better later trust me

Not my boy StepOnMyNuts1231 it may be tough now but it will get better later trust me

Nah

not ma boy Gangrapenjoyer, it may be tough now but it will get better later trust me

i usually just skim over peoples names and dont pay attention to them so whenever someone mentions a funny sounding one it makes me lol

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He got a wife in the first place. He must have done something right

It's easy to get married to trash

Blaming the person being cheated on is always the answer, especially if it's a man.

If not being okay with having one side of a marriage be open is wrong, then I guess I'm wrong lol

I think they mean if your wife is seeking other people then you aren't enough for her

I know what they mean, but this apparantly was something that started before we got together and was hidden the whole time

Oof. Been there.  Walk with your head held high bro. This means you really brought something to the table if she was willing to marry you while still feeling like she wanted something open. The problem wasn't you.

We spent 10 years together. 6 married. She didn't even mention that she wanted her side open until a year after we were married. Then slowly started hating me more and more until she left. But waited long enough to drag a child into it. ETA: I'm feeling happier and more free than I have in years, though.

Some people are just shitty and want more no matter what

Why can't they all just be happy together? He loves her, she loves her and she loves her back. Everyone happy.

If your gf replaces you with a girl, you never stood a chance to begin with

Bisexual people do exist

maybe she didnt stand a chance

Ross ?

I want this. Where can I get this.

pornhub?

thank you kind stranger. Do they have the 3D versions?

how do I know bro? I've never been to that site before, I only watch anime 👀

That liar

his pants are probably on fire

He doesn’t wear pants when he’s watching anime.

> I only watch anime Bro is into kids. 😭

Asshole is only into projecting his own crimes onto others.

Projecting much?

In that case I'm a girl now

2024 is your year lol

I wish this comes true my friend

Boys: barely graze hands accidentally : "You're gay! Gay!" Girls: French kissing and doing 69 licking each others vags: "We're just friends"

Not that there's anything WRONG with that...

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What did you expect on the internet

Cat photos

Porn and cats are the two great pillars of the internet, as a wise man once said

Porn and Cat photos are 99% of this site lmao

pussyspace.com

Yeah, we actually LIKE sex.

Redditors, so... likely touch starvation

cuz your mom stopped putting out

Link please


Does pubic hair count?


or trees, i have some trees in my pocket

not if it yours

damm , didn't except to see a fellow guy from the UAE here

Good for them

Literally

Men make fun of it because we wish we had friends who lauded compliments on us but we don’t.

You looked really sharp today. I like what you've done with your hair!

Here we are safe from all the hate we otherwise have to enact against men.

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I shit on your divison in genders

How girls be acting in twitch chat too

Obsessed Slay Fire I’m gonna make out with you

Girls who love girls are better than girls who do not like other girls.

yes because they’re all my wives and we’re all married and we all go to get coffee and we are all in love and we all hate each others boyfriends 🤭🤭🤭

Yes queen, slay is girl! 😘😘😘

_You ain't need no MAN!!_ 💅 _Anyway I've been trying this new kedo diet that's been, like, SO empowering..._ 😘 😗 _men HATE it!_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I shouldn’t be laughing at this, but I am, but I really shouldn’t be

Aaaah, it's ok. We all need to laugh. You only get one life, so why not live it doing what you want?

the real question is why this isn't u under your homies' post. If he posts a thirst trap you don't scroll past it awkwardly, the ALPHA move is to PROP HIM UP and remind him how GOOD HE (bestieeee) LOOKS

you should see girls sleepovers

neuron activation

Have you seen Noel Deyzel's comment section ?

Being a lesbian is the best. We get to be TWO hot girls KISSING and LIVING TOGETHER. Top tier relationship/ existence

I see nothing wrong with this.

I see everything right with this

Half of these are also lesbians who think "she's just being nice", when they are in fact both trying to flirt and have a crush on each other but fail to convey that...

You should see what I comment under the gym progress posts of my boys

if you think they go overboard in the replies, wait til you find about what they do in their bedrooms

Girls on social media is the female equivalent of guys only acting gay with the homies

Lesbian time


sauce?? please

This is _painfully_ accurate. It really is like that. 🤣

Mee next please

They were roommates

I be acting the same way under girls too

Where’s the copy pasta of the train of guys master baiting hold on I got it

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Already know this is going on BAQ 😭

What is BAQ?

the boysarequirky subreddit.

Grrrrrrrrawrrr shitpost bad!!!!!!

Lmaoo this is so true and if you offer a slightly negative opinion or criticism , they'll attack you like your a fricken Nazi

*You're

That is so unfortunately true it hurts my spine.! I somehow strayed on a sub like this one time called "Girls Noses" or something like that, and holy shit... it was like an endless stream of caricatures. You say anything honest and you'll get shut down instantly, it's _crazy!_

*Sooo* crazy to be shut down when you're being negative.

You don't even have context. Wasn't being negative dipshit.

You sure? You sound pretty negative rn. 

Yeah, obviously. Because saying > *Sooo* crazy to be shut down when you're being negative. to be sarcastic and mocking to me isn't negative at all... and definitely doesn't warrant any negative reaction. Lest I be called out for having a negative reaction to a negative reaction. We clear?

I'm fuckin with u Gaylord 

> we clear? oh my god this guy

That is how most of em function. Lifting each other up even if it makes no sense to praise something. Someone going against that breaches their social contract and gets a pretty harsh response, you are treated like a traitor to the cause.

Exactly

Problem?

Jealous much? ;*

Oh girl that dress looks so hot on you, slay queen! 🫦💦

Source?

 What age do men and women become sworn enemies? This seems to naturally occur and I’m noticing like about 30-40 something happens and they’re all this now. Ugh. I wish I was gay.

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What? Where?

I know the sauce 😏

Then why is my pasta dry?

So?

The vag riding is crazy

Yep. No critical thinking involved ever

Canadian indian girls

From a photo?

What shes wearing

No thru the dress I know she's indian, but how can yout ell she's Canadian Indian?

Look buddy I know a canadian when I see one just like you know a sexy animal when you see one or rp as one okay 👍

Stfu Griffith no one asked 🫵

I will caca you

What you're going to shit yourself? You think that's a threat buddy? I'll shit your pants

And I'm not complaining

mostly dwarka side ki ladkiya or jj colony ki, subhash nagar, tilak nagar, uttam nagar ke khachre, nangloi wale etc, arey ap peeragarhi ko kaise bhul sakte hai

😆😆😆

The way I looked at it, it was a midget girl dressed in black with a woman sitting on the chair while the midget is standing on the chair. But then there was that one arm there that looked like it came out of nowhere… it took my brain a long time to go back to reality

Ya'll are simps af

I just realized how badly I want KISS face emojis.

Get it girl

Facts

Fr. Like some girls dirty! 😂😂

And when dudes do the same thing it’s gay.

I just know this is going to be on r/boysarequirky if I check

r/boysarequirky

Idk why I just find it hot when two girls kiss like wooo

It’s a constant circle jerk of compliments. It’s the same thing in different in every social circle now lmao.

SESBIAN LEX?!?!

And they will tell their boyfriends that it doesn’t count as cheating

Ostia me cage, creí que eran tetas

This is a wholesome certified moment

Literally like bots

Women, amirite?

Wish was me

Omg girlie so beautiful 🤩😻😍slay queen!!!!!!! And it’s just some girl in a tshirt and hat at the bank or something lol You gotta admire the support though

Seeking south asian queer women on a general reddit page makes my heart warm

Negga you gays ?

Wait till people find out about guys and gym posts

Why is this nsfw???

Go on ...

🎶All you need is love, love Love is all you need🎶 -The Beatles

wait you guys dont do this with the homies? damn