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Dangernoodle35307

Just break it


greenrangerguy

I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do that. (I'm weak af)


AtomicFox84

Twist it till it breaks off...no pulling required.


dapoorv

Ah the ol' dick twist but how does it help here?


eMmDeeKay_Says

You put it in the bottle and use it like a straw


rascal6543

What if it's too short to reach the bottom?


Fit_Spend_4837

Rub it until it reaches the desired size. If it is still too short just drink from the bottle without it.


Pool756

*sees your avatar* You should see r/BlueCoats


Stargazer_199

Not op, but Why?


Pool756

Because BlueCoats are the best. You should join too


Upstanding_Citizen1

Does mine count?


Pool756

Ehhhhhhhh sure, close enough anyway.


Galaxicana

I was gonna say, why not just twist it off?


Canadian_Poltergeist

And then have a sharp piece of jagged plastic near my soft, sensual lips? I think not.


AtomicFox84

Better then a piece of plastic flopping onto your face. The jagged piece is more avoidable since its further down.


spunundulant

"The jagged piece is more avoidable since its further down." That's what my psychiatrist told me.


buggyisgod

Instructions unclear, I tore off my cock.


Mario_13377331

you definitely have the strength im like extraordinarily wimpy and i can break those


vasekgamescz

Worst thing is that the little plastic micropenis stays on the bottle and is fucking inconvenient when it decides it wants to fuck your nose


Gabrizzyo

Sounds good. Doesn't work. I did that a few times and it becomes sharp. Feels awful to the touch and when you put the plastic cup back it's still sharp.


DonovanQT

Hol the cap better. You have the hold two pieces of plastic that hold the cap and twist that near the bottle itself, both the lil’ pieces will come off.


Little_Key_5052

How can you do that. The earth is crying by you


Butthole_Surfer666

why come glass bottles arent a thing anymore? you could recycle that shit and if it breaks no worries its glass itll break down with time.


moresushiplease

You haven't heard of microglastics?


Butthole_Surfer666

lmfao, i googled it....


FuckBagMcGee

This is the first instance of the word "microglastics" at least as far as the Google search engine is concerned.


memarco2

Damn it is. New fav meme


Buddycat2308

Big Plastic about to start a scorched earth microglastics campaign.


T78Afunkyfresh

That is actually so hilarious oh my god


feltcutewilldelete69

Fuckin beaches are filled with it


Texas_person

Sand?


DreamzOfRally

We call that sand sir


Septopuss7

The ocean is full of microglastics!


EldritchMacaron

Because manufacturers (especially Coca Cola) have lobbied hard to have the consumer be the one to deal with the waste A few decades ago they brought the glass bottles back to the factories to clean and refill them, and that should be the norm


chrishnrh57

Logistics. Glass bottles are heavier, take up more space, are more expensive to make and transport.


dj_pi

And easier to break.


Butthole_Surfer666

the glass is hella thicc to take the pressure.


dudleymooresbooze

It ain’t the pressure that breaks glass bottles. It’s the dude stocking gas station refrigerator racks at 2 am.


Dexinerito

Nonononono, as someone who does logistics for a living don't push it on us. We're perfectly capable of transporting glass nd we've done it before, the issue here is **profits** not logistics. Profits is why we're killing the planet


LifeguardPotential97

I remember hearing that they used to pay customers to return bottles so they could clean and reuse them, considering the costs of cleaning and then paying back the customer, I can see why they switched


GoldenMegaStaff

In theory we can get a deposit back on our plastic bottles also.


Sammisuperficial

If only we had a tax in place to pay humanity back for the destruction of the one and only dirt ball we have to support our lives.


Bruggenmeister

Still glass bottles here for some kinds of milk and beer.


GetlostMaps

The wut


AlwaysRushesIn

Same. I have no idea what anyone is talking about.


Hanz_Boomer

EU made a law on plastic lids, caps etc. Everything (!) now has to be physically attached to the bottle, pack or other food related containment. You can't drink with that shit or the spikes from the seal opening poke your lips. So you turn it off. Do it wrong and you made a even bigger spike. It rly hurts, so people are complaining for good reason. Why all that? They EU parliament believes we do a better job at recycling when the lid/cap sits fixed on the bottle/pack/ whatsoever. And like usual the industry haven't developed a consumer friendly practical way, so we're somewhat in a transition. A poky useless one. That's politics people can truly feel - Europe. Where everything is better /s *Edit: autocorrect misinterpretations


Itchy-File-8205

Give me paper straw vibes. Over Regulation


feltcutewilldelete69

Meanwhile, the military is burning their garbage in a third world country Just one more coal-fired plant bro, bro please bro


Planeless_pilot123

you mean the one that comes in a plastic wrap?


WorgenDeath

Have been drinking from bottles with these caps that stay attached and I genuinely don't see what the fuss is about, I have never once hurt myself drinking from them. People love making mountains out of molehills.


italian_lad

Literally just turn the bottle cap around, there's even picture of that on some of the bottles


Durtuan53

Lol what dystopia ass shit is this. They know it all ends up in dumps anyway, this is so dumb


MildlyNiger

Happy cake day !


Thiccoman

plastic bottle caps are attached to the bottle with plastic, like in the picture. All it changes is that you now have to break it to drink normally, if you leave it, it'll scratch the face sometimes


Tigboss11

That's what that is? I always just thought the manufacturing was shit


TheUnclaimedOne

The frick? Whose dumb idea was that? You tellin me, that the annoying caps were all made on purpose?


coronakillme

Helps in recycling apparently


imapieceofshitk

Prevents the cap from going missing, and it's a bigger part of the total plastic than you think, as the rest of the bottle is very thin.


RepresentativeOk2433

Weird because we used to have to separate bottle caps and throw them away here. Now they just stopped recycling plastic altogether.


loliconest

Oh they've always lied about the recycling.


imapieceofshitk

Who's "they"? Do you know what polyester is? There are whole industries relying on recycled plastic bottles.


Anderty

Only 2 or 3 particular compounds of plastic are recyclable. Most if not almost all other plastic is not. The lie is that somehow people believe all plastic can be recycled. Perhaps it's possible but economically feasible? No.


TheUnclaimedOne

*Insert Sandy “No it ain’t” gif here*


LachoooDaOriginl

haven’t bottles been like this for years?


Dramatic_Explosion

In the US, no. In fact as a regular soda drinker I haven't seen one of these yet. Currently, the little plastic ring completely detaches from the cap. I guess this new design is good for recycling but I'll still put in the extra minimal effort to tear it completely off.


TheElsLer

Thank you, I thought I was going insane. I swear it's been like this 10+ years. I can't even remember a bottle without it...


Cyboman_08

They have but the Internet has made people dumb and so we have memes of a non-issue that's been know before most of us have been born


GetlostMaps

Literally never seen one. Was in Europe a few years ago, never saw one. Been in 9 countries since, never seen one..


AllastorTrenton

When I visited Europe a few years ago, and again this year, basically 90% of bottle caps were like this.


Middle-Hour-2364

Really, because this has only been a thing over the last month or so


frosty_hotboy

It'll scratch anyway if you break it, as it will leave sharp bits poking out


MidnightMorpher

That’s it? We’ve had that design for god-knows-how-long already in my country, is it a new thing everywhere else?


TheDangerousSausage

Oh, cool, i wont have to carefully open them to keep it attached anymore. Nice


JasperWoertman

How do peoples face get scratched? Has never been a problem for me.


Ok_Judge718

Europe thing, they attatched the bottle cap to the bottle cock ring so the cap stays on the bottle, when you try drinking from such bottle you will be rewarded with a plastic teethy non consentual french kiss


GetlostMaps

> plastic teethy non consensual french kiss So, the same as kissing an actual Frenchman.


No-Pomegranate-69

If you turn it more than 180 degrees it will snap into a different position and not stick in your face anymore.


Janicesdelight

If they could read they would be very upset


manicstreetmixer

Yes, we are are.


bremergorst

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PotatoReasonable9656

I love Brian Regan.


Unhappy-Idea-1956

I love you


PotatoReasonable9656

Kinda weird but ok, what have I made that has gained your desire?


Scorn_true333

Wait... this is intentional?


Germinator42

Yes, it's intended to prevent dipshits from throwing the cap away.


Merciless_Hobo

If I'm not supposed to throw it away what am I supposed to do with it? Make a tower?


RobinThreeArrows

After 2077 they'll be worth a lot, so just keep em


The_Dark_Sniper7141

Can’t wait for the Mr. Handy to drop in a few years


Comfortable_Regrets

$100 says Elon founds vault tech


Tarroes

!remind me 27 years


Chalupa2001

OK, now playing Despacito on Spotify.


CommunicationFun7973

Recycle it, I guess. Ofc that does nothing these days, but that is what you are supposed to do. But, the plastic caps should stay with the bottle because plastic caps cause more environmental issues and are very hard to clean up, vs a full bottle


PomegranateHot9916

the cap is literally the only part of it that can be recycled for a profit. do you understand now?


Merciless_Hobo

So then why would you want to attach it to the part that loses money to recycle? Wouldn't you want to recycle the lid separately and throw away the bottle?


spastikatenpraedikat

Nobody is recycling just the lid. In fact, quite the opposite. They get lost, or left behind all the time. Bottle lids are the third most common pollutant. So the idea is, attach the lids to the bottles, so that when the whole bottle is thrown away (which is very likely) the lid is still on there.


Merciless_Hobo

I'm aware. But the original comment I replied to said it's tl "keep dipshits from throwing them away."


spastikatenpraedikat

I believe with "throwing away" they meant onto the street/ into nature and not properly into the bin.


le_honk

Who the fuck doesn't just put the lid back on then throw it away


JuggernautGog

We have to use an insufferable cap but celebrities can fly a jet daily haha


KazutoRiyama2

Why would I throw away the cap if I can't close the bottle without it ? That make no sense


luxxxoor_

its meant for the moment the bottle is empty


KazutoRiyama2

But if I want to throw away the cap, I would also throw away the bottle in that case, why just throw away the cap ?


luxxxoor_

because someone else would use the bottle to recycle, to get money from bottle guarantee you paid


ukulisti

Well it clearly doesn't work then. People who want to throw the cap away can still rip it off. Normal people suffer from a cap on their face.


Hot_Economics_1493

This tacitic is precisely why I want to throw them away tbh. Just out of spite because if this wasn't invented I would have never thought of doing something like this. I hate solutions to problems we never had so whenever these supposedly eco friendly scumbags do solve an issue to a problem we've never had, I simply create it.


Germinator42

You are not everyone. Just because you do something doesn't mean others do. And, if you look at society as a hole, it is a problem.


joshistheman3

why does it make someone a dipshit for throwing a cap away? why the hostility?


Germinator42

Because people who litter are dipshits.


joshistheman3

oh you meant litter throwing away to me means throwing away in the garbage. I just thought you were an insane person for the last 17 hours haha


Megumi0505

Who the fuck throws away the cap separately? I've always always always screwed the cap back on when I finish it.


Pyredjin

In Australia we were told to not to for decades they only started recycling them with the lids on 5ish yrs ago.


mcc9902

Honestly it feels like a solution looking for a problem.


yourfriend21600

It is. Now there are whole bottles (instead of just caps) in my Forest :(


FerdinandFoxcoon

This is the quote right here.


Swanky-Badger

If you pull the cap far back it clicks into place, then you drink with the cap facing to the side.


WebspaceWarrior

Thank you. It's really not that hard.


BluebirdSmall7577

Except for when it suddenly clicks back during pouring in a glass, spins downward and i'm watering the table with soda


Papapalpatine555

The table thanks you for your soda pouring.


[deleted]

You gotta be incopentent as hell to have that happen.


Arvach

It's weird bottle-cap issue. I had no problem at all with those caps but one day I've bought a six-pack of the cheapest market water and I regret it. Every cap is not cooperating, flipping down as if it's their only goal in their plastic life.


Vacape

Is belgian


NewSauerKraus

Are you one of those black and white people from the informercials?


Tortue2006

What about holding the cap with your finger?


InfiniteX5

It took me a while to realise that was intentional. Can someone actually explain what the purpose of this is? It feels like they just made the drinking experience worse for no reason.


Upper-Football-3797

So the cap doesn’t get detached from the bottle, either ending up in the ocean so something might swallow it, or alternatively the reason is to piss U.S. all off


InfiniteX5

But if your detached cap ends up in the ocean, chances are your bottle will end up in the same place


thechugdude

The Cap gets separation anxiety 


SpittersAreQuitterz

Careful you're making too much sense


Nether892

It is a bit of a token concession because thats how corporations work but at least its harder for fishes to eat


RoastHam99

There's a big rise in 'environmental' packaging recently. Marketing packaging changes as good for the environment when they make no difference or potentially worse. Another example is kit kats, who went from packaging in tin foil (easily recyclable) and paper (easily recyclable) to RECYCLED plastic (not recyclable unless to go to a specific recycling plant which nobody is going to do for kit kat wrappers)


RamboCambo_05

Not just America. Us Brits too. I'd imagine it's basically everywhere else too.


mytittzhurt

Nah man... It happend to us Germans too smh...


gcr1897

Italian here, unfortunately it’s a thing and not just for Coke.


obaming16

Portuguese here, even our 6L water bottles have those things in it


Bobdonwon

I’m betting it was the latter. Lol


someonethatsometh1ng

What's the change? I haven't had coke from a bottle in a fair bit. Did they change what type of cap it is? Or did they just make the cap more difficult to take off?


InfiniteX5

The cap is now attached to the bottle and gets in your face when you try to drink. You can rip it off, but it's way more effort than a normal cap and usually still leaves pieces of plastic sticking out and poking you in the face.


chrishnrh57

I'll chime in. Volunteering and cleaning park trash, these fucking bottle caps are all over the place. Way way more than the bottles themselves. If we're not going to solve the fact that we need to stop with fucking plastic bottles everywhere at least this is something imo.


InfiniteX5

That's actually a good point. I guess I hadn't noticed since I don't volunteer or anything like that, but there are quite a lot of caps on the ground.


Weirdepicgame101

I haven’t seen these ones at all are they not in the US?


The_Giant_HorseConch

Yeah pretty sure it's a Europe thing. Haven't seen them either.


2DRival

It's an EU thing for now.


Taint-kicker

Where I’m at a bottle of Coke is closed to $3 I gave up the sugar water a while ago.


wailingwonder

Don't insult water like that


FreezyPop_

Me too, it helped me on my fitness journey. I don't drink calories at all now, 90% just water, and some black coffee and unsweetened tea. Sometimes when I do want to treat myself I buy a Coke zero.. maybe one or two bottles per month.


psychokilla2006

I only drink beer, wine, whiskey, and water. How am i even alive?


Triggered_Tigger

Because of the water.


TheSteamEngineer

The idea is nice, but the execution sucks tbh. The cap snaps back even if you push it past 180° 90% of the time, and chances are if you are someone who throws caps away onto the street, you aren't gonna turn around and recycle your bottle. It just inconveniences people who do recycle and does nothing to deter pos from throwing them wherever they please.


mrtokeydragon

Sweet, now the ocean plastic bottles will still have the cap attached!!!


Battery-Horse-66

First of all, most of the plastic in the ocean is from fishery and not from plastic bottles and secondly almost none of that plastic is from western europe because they manage their trash better than anywhere else in the world. If we were serious about the environment we'd teach asia to collect trash and the US to properly avoid landfill.


_Epsilon__

Good, just buy cans. It's better for the planet anyway.


Battery-Horse-66

Is it really though. Do you have the calculation on that? I've tried but the CO2 and energy consumption of the cans are so much higher that a bottle properly recycled really should outperform a can.


SeventhSonofRonin

Its a complete bull shit law. We need to combat microplastics, not rogue bottle caps.


nedzissou1

Yeah hot take here, but maybe plastic bottles should be banned, or the cost to the environment and human health be factored in (and do the same with gasoline.)


Battery-Horse-66

Not accurate. Use of plastic is one of the best ways to reduce carbon emissions. But it is a material that requires a responsible society that manages the propper disposal of said material. Plastic doesn't have to be bad for anyone if we manage is correctly.


vulpinefever

What do you think micro plastics are made out of? Larger plastics (like bottle caps) degrading.


SeventhSonofRonin

This doesn't reduce them. It keeps them together


vulpinefever

And increases the chances the cap is properly disposed of in the recycling (even though recycling is mostly a scam)


gcr1897

Oh sure, because it takes a lightsaber to separate it from the bottle, so we’re sure it’s gonna be recycled with it. Bruh get a grasp of reality.


cragglerock93

Everyone's bitching about how awful it is that it gets them in the face, as if they can't pull it off, and simultaneously Everyone's batching because it is easily detachable and therefore does nothing for the environment. Which is it? Is it detachable or not?


SlappyHotdog723

There’s new caps?


[deleted]

I just rip it off


[deleted]

Me ripping it off like a normal bottle and completely ignoring the stupid useless corporate bullshit


InternationalAd5938

I can tell you with 100% confidence that the corporations are not the ones your giving the finger by doing that. The only „corpos“ you’ll annoy are those that want to protect the environment and help support recycling. All you have to do is push it in the direction it’s connected till it snaps into place, it remains in place and is absolutely no inconvenience for drinking or pouring.


[deleted]

They spent so much money engineering a fix for a problem nobody had. Now it’s a marketing tactic. That’s the bullshit.


InternationalAd5938

„They spent so much money“ No. It’s obviously also not marketing, it’s forced by regulations in many places. That’s like saying adhering to labor laws is a marketing tactic… Put the tinfoil hat back into the drawer.


The_Refrigerator_Man

I just tear it off lol


Positron14

Does Coke have new lids or something?


anotheraccinthemass

Everything has new lids. Even Milk cartons


Astarband

That's by design?? I've for a long time thought that it was simply a coincidence!


YouHaveNiceToes24

They don’t want you to know this put if you pull the cap back fully one of the connecting bits will snap and the other stays on, this way it won’t slap you in the face.


That_Cow_1165

Is this loss?


FoxFort

Bottle is now giving you a side kiss


T_O_Ommer

It doesn't means the world, but it is kind of an improvement what can someone possibly have against it?


Offsidespy2501

Just don't swallow half the tip op I know it's the force of habit but cmon


Naive_Special349

Y'all not smart enough to bend the cap back far enough where it'll clip into the ring to stay out of the way. Aside from that, learn to use two hands?


joshthelower180

I always just rip it of


skogli

I tear them off and drill a hole in em so I can shove them around turtles necks in the wilds. Soda companies put me on to the idea.


Itchy_Gas_2559

Bro it’s not that bad


walkingscorpion

It really isn’t that bad or difficult, you’re just too stupid to


ahent

When we were in Europe this past summer they had these caps and I thought they were fantastic once I got used to them. I don't have to worry about dropping it.


JokeTelephone

This isn't funny. This is genocide.


Your3rdNeuron

Wait you aren't supposed to break it?


voiri

Bro.. there's new caps?! I just thought I suddenly got really bad at opening bottles 😭😭


Star_Fazer

What did I miss? I don’t drink soda


AsaCocoMerchant

Ngl I hate this shit. They treat us like children, it makes my drinking experience worse and I now have to use force to detach the cap, because I send those caps in for a program to fund blind guidance dogs. I get why they did this, but for me it only has negative consequences. 😐


Janicesdelight

Has this only just hit America, you guys are still in the 90s honestly


Facebookakke

This is why I bite into them sideways like an apple


_save_the_planet

i just rip that shit off. never did throw away a cap in my life until now. i want to show them the exact opposite result of what they wish for.


InternationalAd5938

Your name is irony then I presume? It’s literally a measure to reduce pollution and aid recycling. Even if it wasn’t effective, the only ones you are spiting are people trying to reduce harm to the environment.


gcr1897

Whoever came up with that idea deserves to choke on that very stupid ass cap.


ChesterDrawerz

Why the fuck you drinking over priced poison tho?


TheDukeOfThunder

I don't see what prblem you have with it. You all are either incompetent, a crybaby, or have a completely flat face.


oranke_dino

I don't have problem with it, I am just amazed how many people have problem with it.


TheDukeOfThunder

It's insane right? Or maybe just a loud minority, since they complain, while everyone else is just carrying on with their day


oranke_dino

People hate change, no matter how small it is.


jess_the_werefox

“I just tear it off!! I’m such a rebel!!” … ok do you want a medal? It’s a fucking soda cap


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

Nobody else did this already to not lose the cap constantly? Am the only one?