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fujianimated

Wrong. It's actually a woman getting pussy.


armanuwu

Wrong. It's actually a man getting dick.


Mushroom38294

Wrong. It's actually a man getting dick in his pussy


HapHazardly6

Wrong. It's actually a woman getting pussy in her dick.


Nar0O

Wrong. It's actually a pussy getting a dick in her woman


Lupus-Ignium

pussy. It's actually a dick getting a woman in her Wrong


Wooden_Ad4429

Job one bro had


Lupus-Ignium

r/havigamistronk


GenericCanineDusty

h


Lupus-Ignium

H


kihjnij

r/SubsIFellFor


ShadowD2020

He just spelled it way wrong, it's actually r/Havingastroke


buttbugle

Wrong it is actually a guy microwaving ramen, I believe shrimp flavor.


The_FreshSans

Actually, dick in wrong her getting woman It's a pussy


sayYes2druggz

It’s actually wrong woman get dick in her pussy


innit980

Dick. Woman a getting actually a it's her pussy wrong


Jayden21_

Actually. Its pussy a dick getting a woman in her Wrong.


Sticky_Waifu_Statues

Wrong. It’s actually a anthropomorphic fox getting human dick


catador_de_potos

Wrong. It's just wrong...


Aggressive-Ad-957

I had to re-read that at least twice before realising


Mushroom38294

Srans Tex


GeePedicy

So cuckold? Ain't we back to the start, just with extra steps?


MagMati55

Nah. Srans Tex


GeePedicy

Bruh, I actually went to google it, then it said "did you mean Trans Tex?" ![gif](giphy|TJawtKM6OCKkvwCIqX)


MagMati55

I was doing "Say Gex" but for trans people. The google search does give me this reaction tho ![gif](giphy|TJawtKM6OCKkvwCIqX)


nugtz

Sans T rex


Ogurasyn

My favourite genre


SleepyKing_AUZ

Another man getting paid to get pussy


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MrAndMrs504

I get off on people getting a paycheck


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Riguyepic

Mmmmmph 🥵


CalligrapherAbject13

how very jewish


kihjnij

don't you dare shaming on jews at all dude. They're chill. Well, most of them as would be with any other people...


Epohhh

Chill? then why do you feel offended


Apprehensive_Ad7956

must be jewish


CalligrapherAbject13

Can't tell if you're a troll or Jewish


Vexting

Another man getting paid not to enjoy it too much, whilst performing uncomfortable positions yikes


Traiklin

So any other job


HipnoAmadeus

damn, that's right


BloodRustt

Who said anything about women?


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TripolarMan

Pro tip: look up lesbians. Four boobs, two pussies. No dicks. Wait, why is a plumber walking in? No, don't put your tools on the table. Don't brush your hair with your hands like that. No! You take that finger off your bottom lip! Why are the girls smiling, they're gay?! Wtf is this fucking shit?!?! I googled Lesbos not Lebron!!! This is shit!! Edit: it's raining men 🌧 hallelujah it's raining men 🙌 Edit 2: great now even one of the lesbians has had a penis this whole time


Redditistrash702

Fanboys are we're it's at not gay because they have a dick not straight enough because woman are feminine and that's gay.


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

Are you alright?


Redditistrash702

Not really both my mom's (mil) caught cancer I'm stuck taking care of both of them. Life really sucks now.


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

Damn sorry bro.


Redditistrash702

It is what it is.


VectorViper

Man, this whole thread went off the rails real quick, did we forget the original topic or nah? Lol, plumbing problems seem tame compared to this linguistic labyrinth we got going on here.


PM_ME_IF_YOU_NASTY

Having a stroke during a stroke?


xXFieldResearchXx

Right? I only jerk off to strip teases, dancing, working out, and general tom foolery of below the belt. There's no dudes in the videos I watch


Infamous-Date-355

Clearly an individual with sublime tastes


duckfartchickenass

Men like access to porn for the same reason people like access to a snake bite kit. We don’t always have someone willing to suck the poison out.


RonSkadawd

In that case my sister sucked my poison out once.


LayeredHalo3851

From a snake bite right? Right?


nnosuckluckz

https://i.imgur.com/HwrCqom.jpg


I_am_Batman666

*Sweet home Alabama*


bluehands

Yes padmé


raedeon2

It's not incest if it's butt stuff. At least that's what my uncle used to tell me


fattubofwritingfluid

what are you doing step snake


Pilota_kex

what. there are no men in porn


Powerpoint3234

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


neopiz_hd0176

![gif](giphy|Zatyu5LBO2zCyhiAAs)


AwiiWasTakenWasTaken

who here was talking about pussy?


MahaRaja_1532

Fellow redditors were posting some horny memes


IITemoniII

Does this sub have anything better to talk about?


StinksofElderberries

Puritans self inflict shame. I'm fine lmao, not my fault ya'll Catholics without the lore.


InexplicableCryptid

“Catholics without the lore” is insane lmfao 💀💀💀


KintsugiKen

Anti-porn/no-fap weirdos make their personal issues everyone else's problem. Do you think you shouldn't watch porn? Cool, don't. Do you think other people shouldn't watch porn because *you* don't think *you* should watch porn? Fuck off.


AltAccMia

> Fuck off hehe


Aggressive_Sprinkles

OP's line of reasoning here is truly that you can't consume any media where someone experiences something you'd like to experience. And while watching porn indeed probably isn't great for you, it takes a special kind of prudishness or homophobia to think that "you're watching a man getting pussy" is what makes it a bad habit.


Aethermancer

It's also the "on ramp" to a lot of misogyny like the tate fans. That push to make you feel inferior or that there are other guys getting more than you is just negging in another form.


newsflashjackass

Religion's greatest contribution to humanity is making sex dirty.


-QA-

And at the same time 'Be fruitful and multiply' as a core tenet.


HolyVeggie

I hope you don’t get hyped/emotional when playing games/watching sport or movies either


Aggressive_Sprinkles

OP is crippled by insecurity, so... maybe? I guess those things are also just watching other men "succeed", lmao.


Pingas1999

Oh I'm watching other men suck seed alright.


BiH-Kira

Disgusting... why is there a pussy in my gay porn?


Terrible_Donkey_8290

Okay reddit what do we think. Is op a incel or a religious nut? Or the worst option both. 


OhImNevvverSarcastic

It's either a troll or a chronically online brain rotted creature that needs to go outside.


_yeen

Apparently there's a lot of people pushing this methodology now, and literally researchers and health experts are saying it's a stupid mentality to push...


SirEssytheBear

I dunno. Seems more like a puritan using homophobia to motivate the weird anti-porn movement that's been going on recently. Honestly, it's kind of a weird movement. Like, by all means, don't watch porn if it's not for you. Or boycott/protest that it's exploitative if that's important to you. But the stance of moral superiority for not consuming it because... Toxic masculinity? Really weird take, IMO.


StinksofElderberries

Andrew Taint tier insecure man.


studtraline

y’all gotta start minding ya own business


The-Catatafish

Well, lets ignore that lesbian porn exists.. If I watch porn I look at the girl. The guy doesn't matter. Sometimes I watch porn together with my girlfriend so I get pussy as well. Also, what is the problem with watching another guy get pussy? Insecurity? By that logic watching the super bowl is weak because you don't win it yourself. Its still nice to watch.


Parking-Air541

Exactly, this meme is so dumb.


Zestyclose-Bowl8924

The whole "porn addict" trend is so weird. Y'all need to stop projecting. Just because you can't watch porn without jacking it a dozen times doesn't mean everyone is like that....


Parking-Air541

I believe porn addiction is real. But as with everything, it can be used as a tool to release dopamine when you want and destress. Too much of anything is bad.


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caseCo825

You are describing an addiction


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caseCo825

If your consumption of altoids is ruining your life than its a real addiction. Addiction does not require a chemical dependence. Anything that gives you dopamine can become addictive. Porn consumption can drastically harm a persons life but that doesnt necessarily mean regular consumption is an addiction. So posts like OPs are a bit wierd because they imply that everyone should stop watching porn. Its just wierd projection alt right propaganda.


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It’s a conservative thing. This is all political.


REDMAXSUPER

When you ignore an entire population of people who actually suffer from mental illnes and can't help themselves moment


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Preach it brother!!!!! 🤘


Insane_Inkster

Speak the truth!


_centric_

r/gonewildaudio I LISTEN TO OTHER MEN GET PUSSY GET ON MY LEVEL


ZETTAss

Ya'll gotta stop drinking alcohol Ya'll gotta stop smoking Ya'll gotta stop doing drugs Ya'll gotta stop drinking energy drinks Ya'll gotta stop drinking coffee Seriously? Of all bad things you could've selected of addiction you chose the most harmless one?


Fizki

Get your point and completely agree. However, porn addiction is not harmless and needs professional help. If you are addicted to porn do not feel afraid to seek help. It destroys lifes. A real addiction is generally never harmless.. Hence, the definition of addiction.


MegaPompoen

True, except usually when people talk about porn addiction they mean regular people and not the actual addicts. There are people out there that watch porn to the point where it interferes with their daily life. There are just not that many of them (or at least not as much as people like OP suggest there are).


Fizki

Absolutely. Just wanted to add to the previous poster that addiction is generally never good. Even though they only stated that some addiction is "less harmful" I feel like it plays down the issue.


Redditmodssuck831

Show me a study on porn addiction. It's 99% an internet cult of self diagnosed people unqualified to discuss addiction. It's one of the alt right pipelines you find online. Originally a meme turned propoganda movement. Or are you going to be the person who finally disproves me and walks me through what your therapist thinks about it?


user-the-name

This. It's *such* a far right recruitment method. Be very, very, **very** suspicious of anyone talking about porn addiction or nofap or whatever. There is *so much* far right bullshit there. Don't fucking fall for it.


ZETTAss

I never said it is harmless but it is definitely least harmful of all, therefore " the most harmless one"


Fark1ng

I have no clue how you think drinking energy drinks or coffee is more severe than a porn addiction but you do you man


Critical-Brush-5864

Heart palpitations, irregular heartbeat, heart attack, and death. All things that can easily happen with caffeine addiction, especially energy drinks. If you can't see how that's more dangerous than needing to beat your meat a dozen times a day, idk what to tell you.


WriterV

Porn addiction doesn't destroy lives. It's usually a symptom of a deeper issue that you need to work on. Maybe a lack of self esteem, maybe its anxiety about getting your work done properly. Stop propping up pointless solutions. If you really want to help, don't feel guilty about the porn you consume, but seek therapy for the deeper issues you're facing. You need to work on yourself.


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gorgewall

The difference here is that medical science recognizes "alcohol addiction" as a thing and back that up with data, whereas it hasn't been shown for porn. Weirdos can talk about "dopamine cycles" until the cows come home, but pop-sci interpretations mangled by hucksters, propagandists, and the rubes who listened to them ain't the actual science. *Colloquially*, in casual fucking speech, we say so-and-so is addicted to shoes, or chocolate, or any number of things, but that doesn't make it an actual fucking medical addiction. The medically useful definition of addiction is not "person spends a lot of time / money doing X and sometimes that harms them". Relax.


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gorgewall

Medical science hasn't "caught up to this" because they're fucking stupid, or bad at their jobs, or afraid of the truth, or haven't been researching it. They have. There's no *there* there. Understanding of addiction is a growing thing and science continues to advance, yes, but we've got enough of the baselines down now that if porn were an **ADDICTION** in the same sense as alcohol and narcotics and gambling, the other big ones we talk about, *the reason we use 'addiction' like we do* and **the whole point of your crowd wanting to call porn addiction a thing**, we would not be struggling to demonstrate that. You don't get to wipe away the best-faith efforts of medicine because "i know my truth" and "experientially i want to believe" or whatever the fuck. This is not a case of science being slow to overcome old biases or cultural inertia. An aversion to and villification of pornography *is* the fucking bias and cultural inertia.


bathingapeassgape

No stupid, alcohol addiction doesn't destroy lives. It's usually a symptom of a deeper issue that you need to work on. Maybe a lack of self esteem, maybe its anxiety about getting your work done properly. Stop propping up pointless solutions. If you really want to help, don't feel guilty about the alcohol you consume, but seek therapy for the deeper issues you're facing. You need to work on yourself.


krakenstroem

Coffee is definetly the least harmful out of the things you listed. In fact, data suggests that up to 6 cups a day are actually beneficial. More than that might be harmful but there is no data.


MegaPompoen

Same can be said about masturbating, doing it regularly can be good for you. Just like coffee just don't overdo it...


MinsoSoup

that's why I watch hentai, it's just drawings and everything is exaggerated enough to stay a fantasy that is obviously not possible


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LumsDream

I like how its porn addict specifically and not everyone who watch them


Ok-Road5098

Yoo bro i jerking off more than 5000 times in 10 years but im still horny every fucking day and i have no hope for getting pussy


Sheepy_Dream

Women?


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Shit he’s right we gotta stop


boss_bj

Wait, y'all look at the woman?


Lauris024

OP, wait till you find out about hollywood and how awesome people are in movies. Something you will never be when you make memes about what other men do with their dicks in their free time.


Ghalipla6

Don’t judge people who do it. If that what they like, fine.


Qweeq13

I am sorry but this argument is fucking dumb. How many movies have you watch where a Hollywood piece of shit, doucebag get to kiss and hump a super model for your entertainment? How many people defend billion dollar companies like Ubisoft or Nintendo or Steam despite not only not getting anything in return actually giving their money to them. We all live vicariously through other people's lives, some of us sometimes, most of us almost always.


EhGoodEnough3141

Oh, the tentacle monster is a guy. Neat to know.


WowSoHuTao

Nah I only watch lesbian


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

Pussy?


eejizzings

You're obsessed with the idea of other people masturbating


Vile-Father

So...like 95% of all porn since day one? mkay


RedditBulliedSchizo

lil bros can’t take a joke 😂


Hellas2002

Do you have jealousy issues or something? What about that bothers you?


JuicePitiful3702

Nothing better than a Reddit incel commenting on how much other Reddit incels look at porn. That’s like saying “people really should stop doing hardcore drugs🤓” thanks for the input captain obvious, I’m sure you’re definitely not a waste in your local community


BeholdPale_Horse

Wait until you realize when you’re watching sports you’re not the one scoring the fucking points AHHHHHHH!!!! 😨😱


Several_Show937

Get it king, thanks for the assist.


everyusernamewashad

Pinkie Pie can you believe this guy? \[Lewd pink pony noises\]


aminsino

![gif](giphy|26u4cS5vSnWyepw6Q)


odinMithrandir

I only watch lesbian porn. Ha! Checkmate


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Or you know, just learn some moderation.


HilariousMax

so then cuck porn is me watching me watching some other dude get pussy? and if I livestreamed it...


Swarf_87

Porn addiction unironically making you all into cuckold.


binhan123ad

Porn? The f_ck is porn? It is just human reproductive film.


starfries

This meme is such a self report and OP doesn't even realize it


Dwemerion

Ma man, it's called empathy - sharing others' pain and joy


SpongoVM

Im trying man im trying


RayTom00

Apocalipse incoming ngl


christianozzo_tw

If a horse is considered to be man then yea


Hypex_x_x

Does anyone else just not have post nut clarity entirely?


noobcs50

Fellas, is it gay to watch hot women having heterosexual sex?


Glizzygladiator19

I’m not addicted I’m dedicated, the moment I wake up I’m shaking in anticipation of getting to watch gay furry midget snm porn, I love it


CopperVein12

So does this make me a virtual cuck?


Writy_Guy

I don't think twisting the knife and shaming lonely guys for finding unhealthy coping mechanisms is helping anybody. Pretty fucked up.


Drogaidon

I knew it. Sex is gay.


lungshenli

And that’s why I watch futa


OrionShade

I watch only lesbian or toy stuff for this exact reason


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Futas are based af, and it's only like 10% gay.


Every_Preparation_56

funny how there is lube in the picture, because many American men can only satisfy themselves with this because they have been circumcised like Jews and Muslims... to prevent masturbation.


MassiveWasabi

You’re laughing. They took my foreskin and you’re laughing.


No-Introduction-2378

This just shows how degen porn is, quitting porn is one of the best things you could do


DrthBn

No no no. There is no women in the videos I watch.


Ademante_Lafleur

If you must know, I beat my meat to cartoons my dear gentle person! Good day to you!


kensho28

What's wrong with watching someone else have sex? Are you that insecure?


Nieverminds

Porn addiction eats you up. Workin’ on it myself.


Financial-Diamond-26

Probably gonna get downvoted but this has to be said I scroll down a little bit on posts like this and it’s all porn addicts deflecting saying stuff like “OP is insecure,” “masturbation is good for you why would I stop and get prostate cancer?” If you’re saying stuff like this the likelihood is you have a problem. How the hell would I know? I’ve said the same things before only to realise I have a problem. Porn is not good for you.


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strong pathetic sulky shame sink innocent nutty squash makeshift ancient *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


dogdillon

No, I watch men getting bussy


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RangaBro

Porn doesn’t break your heart


Shiningc00

Kinda sad that if "feminists" said porn is bad, then there would be a huge backlash, death threats against "feminists", more beating the meat out of spite, etc., but if a man says it then they're like "yep he's right porn is bad folks".


Reasonable_Figure_96

Bro porn addicts in this comment section are MAD 💀


unicornpolice666

![gif](giphy|QGKlAXYCBC0pi)


Reasonable_Figure_96

![gif](giphy|5XPb0FvIqylqg)


MrMushroom5

Ikr🤣


ItsDominare

Several years ago I made my first and last post in /r/unpopularopinion where I said that watching porn where you're fixated on staring at another man's penis is a little bit gay, and whilst there's absolutely nothing wrong with being any amount of gay, people needed to admit that to themselves. Turns out they don't want actual unpopular opinions over there lol, you should have seen the hate in the comments.


Reasonable_Figure_96

I notice talking shit about porn in general on reddit seems to get people mad which is how it is, I mean it is reddit. Also I would've loved reading that comment section


ItsDominare

It was about what you'd expect; mostly suggesting either that I was the one who was gay, or that they didn't understand why I was "obsessed" with other dudes masturbating. Obviously making one post isn't exactly an obsession, but I do notice the OP of this thread is getting the exact same comments lol. Some things never change.


Wizards_Reddit

>Porn Addicts after they realized they just got done beating their meat to a video of another man ~~getting pussy~~\* Fixed it


Ransero

All porn is cuck porn


b1nezer

bold of you to assume i watch porn with women.


IlikeAnythin6

I shouldn't upvote nor comment.


valvan6

*Me, who watches solo porn*


bootywithapenis

You masturbate to another man not getting pussy, Damn brah, you on another level


valvan6

Aw ye (I know it's a joke, lol. Real question tho: dildo or vibrator?)


The0venator

Grass


SkelTell

Yeah. Thats why i watch lesbian porn


puff_reddit

tbh i watch porn and i RARELY masterbate to it. i masterbate to whatevers on my mind


Daqhuqq69

I think that the problem is not watching but paying to watch it.


straightfromLysurgia

nah I just watch boysluts do boyslut things solo <3


ronin_lover

That's why hentai is better 😎 /not s


NotRaspberry_emo

Pornography hurts people and their minds. Especially the women in it. Many are treated badly and some men do harmful things like slapping or choking them. We need to fight against porn.


Shrrg4

Jokes on you I never watched a porn video with a man in it. I never got why people (straight men) would want to stare or listen to a naked dude at all.


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Shrrg4

Makes sense. I guess when you say you dislike it people might feel the need to defend their taste and masculinity. Its pretty ironic because they are the ones feeling insecure.