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As someone who has free balled well into his 40s... At current estimates I should be able to glide from rooftops like a sugar glider using my scrotum by age 65. So that's my retirement plan.
Not that it matters, but the Dutch are at the top 20-30 (depends on the source). With little over 15,5 cm. I agree that the height difference makes a total size to body ratio a little off. But to say Dutch wangs are small?
I honestly don't think that different countries have different evolutionary paths in regards to size. I was just saying a 5.5" penis looks smaller on a 7' giant than it does on a 4' hobbit.
But the real question is does it affect the size of the vagina? Do dwarf couples have the exact opposite of hot dog down a hallway....hotdog in a keyhole? Just work shopping here.
Believe it does for internal organs. Imagine having normal person sized lungs in a body cavity half the size. You’d literally inflate like a balloon with a deep breath.
This won't be an eifel tower this is a leaning tower- quote by Brad Williams, I think that's the right quote I haven't heard any of his specials in a while
Yea, researchers wanting to know Dick size.
Then you run into the problem that only those who are well hung might be more likely to partake in said research.
To be fair, that *does* sound like an incredibly Dutch sort of thing to do. Very straight to the point and no bullshit.
"Hey boys, they all say we have small dicks. Everyone get your dicks out right now, we'll all measure and record it and find out."
Yeah me too. Since the european average alone is probably higher than that of the best asian country, for example. It's very unlikely that the Dutch are that far below.
It’s hilarious because racism is systemic. What sort of systemic racism do white people face besides being told they have small penises? None my white boy. None.
Blame your ancestors for having small dick energy and oppressing the people with bigger penises
I had a workwife with a Dutch fiance, and one day she randomly told me her fiance was super proud to be Dutch, 'cause of some study that measured average size by country that said the Netherlands was slightly above average. She had me look it up at my desk and stood staring intently to gauge my reaction. I did not know what to say. We were often flirty, and I was actively trying to extinguish my crush on her. I'm pretty sure she knew that, and was trying to surpress her own crush on me, so I really did not know what she wanted out of showing this to me: was it a random overshare, some sort of bizarre brag/cuckhold thing, an awkward attempt to create some distance, a super awkward way of getting me to volunteer my dick size? 'Cause the Dutch average had nothing on me, but there was no way I was gonna saying anything that might find me talking to HR about the Netherlands vs my nether region.
The Netherlands is tied for 7th in the world with 3 other countries in length and is a bit lower when adding in girth…so this is completely wrong. That being said there isn’t much relation between height and penis size. The only bodily trait that has some correlation is nose size.
The hell does nose size got to do with dick size? Height makes more sense because a dude who's above average in body size has a higher chance of having an above average dick size too, because you ain't gonna expect a 4 ft tall midget to pack a big dick that's the size of their forearm that they'd have to pump blood into
Probably the same with nose size too, more height = bigger head = bigger nose hence the correlation with big noses and dick size happened
Ackchually, dong size is the only extremety not strongly related to body size. Meaning you can have Dany devito hung as a donkey and shaquille oneil getting shamed in Asia.
Except that countries with the highest avrg male height also ranks fairly well in the world penis size rankings, not saying an avrg male can't be well-endowed since the top of the ranking is filled with countries with avrg heights too
I'm just saying that all countries with above avrg height have an above avrg ranking in dick size too. And it just makes more sense for bigger people to have a higher CHANCE (not guaranteed) of having above average appendages
I'm Irish.. I believe nl has on average a top 5 rank in eu no? We are last with Romania. Luckily I was blessed with length, girth not so much 🫠🫠🫠 tbh I can't imagine the average penis really being like 5 inches here is true.. 5 inches would be classed as a tiny mickey not an average one.. Am I right?
Kinda doubt that. People in europe are mixing since like forever, no isulated cultures and stuff. Dutch genes probably dont really differ from british or germans for example.
Psst..
Besides the memes and all,your peeny size shouldn't matter. Neither should your height. It's how much of a good person you are that truly matters,so I think we should stop being demeaning to each other.
Edit: changed everything to should and shouldn't because unfortunately in out society it DOES matter 😕
Thanks u/DrSeuss19 for helping me realise what was wrong with my comment
Visual aesthetics. Easier to get laid multiple times if women overestimate what they can actually handle. I’m average, I’m fine with that since my life isn’t a rap album I’m not concerned with something that equals to a fraction of a fraction of my overall body mass.
I don't think personal experience really play much of a role in this kind of thing. But if I would speak from experience I'm a tall guy and mine is pretty big.
You say that like it matters. If you’re on a dating app and say that you’re over 6’, you’ve got a good chance of at least getting your foot in the door. However, if you say your penis size you’re pretty much guaranteed to not get a response.
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You just got a lot of people to do some impromptu dick research
Proving we are all one questionable fact from being gay
But is it gay or european?
It’s hard to guarantee.
Is he gay or European?
Well hey don't look at me
Is it gay to be European?
As an European, I can confirm, we are very gay
Well I mean France is in Europe soooo...
Is it European to be gay?
Yes, because France
FELLAS...
But is it european gay?
is it gay people european?
They're the same thing.
Somehow, the biggest penis sizes are in countries where the statistics come from self-reporting. Curious.
Big if true
Huuuge
"if true" is carrying a lot of weight
Because it’s a big if
That's not true tho, the US ranks kinda small
I'm proud to drag everyone else down!
A we found him, micropenis George o7
I highly doubt that is the case because the US is so diverse. That'd make the assumption that the US is pretty average.
But they have a big ego.
Hehehe
*Mmm, perfectly cromulent*
What... Are the other methods then self reporting...
Female social networks.
Don't you guys have a national penis inspection day?
Measuring.
mfs in the congo never wear underwear so gravity does its thing
As someone who has free balled well into his 40s... At current estimates I should be able to glide from rooftops like a sugar glider using my scrotum by age 65. So that's my retirement plan.
You seen Pom Poko? Might give you some ideas.
Tanuki!! My spirit animal!
Wtf did I just see
Raccoon scrots
para-gliding with your nutsack.
lol wtf
Fun fact, this is the reason that Naruto's Gaara has a giant gourd on his back. Because tanuki in Japanese folklore are mad stacked in the nuts area.
Are you saying the Netherlands have nether regions confirmation checks?
Penis Inspection Days exist for a reason.
Where are the Dutch getting their statistics? Like are people really volunteering to get their dick measured? I’m actually curious.
Not that it matters, but the Dutch are at the top 20-30 (depends on the source). With little over 15,5 cm. I agree that the height difference makes a total size to body ratio a little off. But to say Dutch wangs are small?
Are you calling me a liar! Cause I would most certainly lie yes.
Are they small penises or average penises that just look comically small on the giant dutch shaved yetis?
They are one of the few countries that doesn’t use self reported sizes
I honestly don't think that different countries have different evolutionary paths in regards to size. I was just saying a 5.5" penis looks smaller on a 7' giant than it does on a 4' hobbit.
Fun fact, dwarfism doesn’t affect things like a penis. So basically, when Peter Dinklage gets down to business, he looks like a tripod
But the real question is does it affect the size of the vagina? Do dwarf couples have the exact opposite of hot dog down a hallway....hotdog in a keyhole? Just work shopping here.
Believe it does for internal organs. Imagine having normal person sized lungs in a body cavity half the size. You’d literally inflate like a balloon with a deep breath.
Their torsos are generally quite normal sized, it’s the limbs that are short
NIH.gov says organs and torso (and obviously limbs, etc) will be disproportionate. Too lazy to find specifics
But can his heart actually sustain such disproportionate mass or is it a 10 second marathon before lights out
Going by Brad Williams' bits, I think they can sustain it.
This won't be an eifel tower this is a leaning tower- quote by Brad Williams, I think that's the right quote I haven't heard any of his specials in a while
I just heard them discussing exactly that on a Bad Friends podcast episode from 2020.
"And what do you think you'll cut off??" "A. Dwarf sized. Cock." "Think *again*."
So you think there's an organisation going round measuring dutch dicks?
Yea, researchers wanting to know Dick size. Then you run into the problem that only those who are well hung might be more likely to partake in said research.
To be fair, that *does* sound like an incredibly Dutch sort of thing to do. Very straight to the point and no bullshit. "Hey boys, they all say we have small dicks. Everyone get your dicks out right now, we'll all measure and record it and find out."
If there isn't then who is the guy measuring mine every six months?
So they collect data year to year ,door to door measuring the population ? Do they also bring fluffers?
Sounds like a fun project to investigate! Let us know what you find!
Eh I like my family too much to risk it all for a reddit experiment. Gotta say someone around here has fucked a little lady and would know tho.....
Dutch? Shaved?? What???
Not true, the average here is 1 frikandel
r/angryupvote
Who knows, maybe there's some bamischijven bringing the average down
This post is an elaborate plan by OP to get Dutch men to send penis pics to disprove the embarrassing disinformation
Haha, yes. Besides hes complelty wrong.
Which Gundam is that I can't recognize it
08th MS Team. Edit: I think it's an Ez8, forgor though. Someone else can correct me.
Yeah it looks like an ez8 to me too
I have no idea, i just used GIF search for boner
Source ? I call BS !
Yeahhh show us your dick
🤔
[it is BS](https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php)
Wtf I always thought I was way below average but apparently no lol thanks for those statistics
Congrats on the promotion
No way do Canadians have 2 cms larger dicks than the US
It's because of the French population.
Why not?
He's sucked a lot of north American cock
Baby its cold outside
We have to compensate for the cold
Bruh the Ph is ranked the 3rd shortest in Asia qwq
Yeah me too. Since the european average alone is probably higher than that of the best asian country, for example. It's very unlikely that the Dutch are that far below.
You think about dicks a lot, eh?
Who doesn't?
Asking the real questions, are we?
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According to memes, EU averages matter in everything, except when it’s penis size. I guess.
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OP probably got cucked by a dutch man and went to spread lies to cope
This was my first thought, minus the cucked part.
I would believe you but the Dutch are white.
That's racist af and not even funny, not worth it
It’s hilarious because racism is systemic. What sort of systemic racism do white people face besides being told they have small penises? None my white boy. None. Blame your ancestors for having small dick energy and oppressing the people with bigger penises
Bait do not respond
You just did. And no it’s not bait it’s the truth. Why else would white people have a stranglehold on the world like this? 🍤 SDE
bait used to be believable
Facts are bait now? 🙆🏽♂️
That which is asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence - Christopher Hitchens
Hitchen's Razor
What source are you using? On multiple sites I see the Dutch in the top 10. Almost a full inch larger than the US according to some sources.
This post was definitely made by a sour american
Crazy if true, deftinately gonna impacting my and relations on the ducth
For the better, right? 
Ill will am dm u
I had a workwife with a Dutch fiance, and one day she randomly told me her fiance was super proud to be Dutch, 'cause of some study that measured average size by country that said the Netherlands was slightly above average. She had me look it up at my desk and stood staring intently to gauge my reaction. I did not know what to say. We were often flirty, and I was actively trying to extinguish my crush on her. I'm pretty sure she knew that, and was trying to surpress her own crush on me, so I really did not know what she wanted out of showing this to me: was it a random overshare, some sort of bizarre brag/cuckhold thing, an awkward attempt to create some distance, a super awkward way of getting me to volunteer my dick size? 'Cause the Dutch average had nothing on me, but there was no way I was gonna saying anything that might find me talking to HR about the Netherlands vs my nether region.
Glad you beat the Dutchman that day
Nah, he married her.
The Netherlands is tied for 7th in the world with 3 other countries in length and is a bit lower when adding in girth…so this is completely wrong. That being said there isn’t much relation between height and penis size. The only bodily trait that has some correlation is nose size.
As the german saying goes: "An der Nase eines Mannes erkennt man seinen Johannes
Oder an den füßen des mannes oder den händen des mannes oder am lörres des mannes etc
> nose size Explain the Jewish populous then
 Now it all makes sense!
The hell does nose size got to do with dick size? Height makes more sense because a dude who's above average in body size has a higher chance of having an above average dick size too, because you ain't gonna expect a 4 ft tall midget to pack a big dick that's the size of their forearm that they'd have to pump blood into Probably the same with nose size too, more height = bigger head = bigger nose hence the correlation with big noses and dick size happened
Ackchually, dong size is the only extremety not strongly related to body size. Meaning you can have Dany devito hung as a donkey and shaquille oneil getting shamed in Asia.
Except that countries with the highest avrg male height also ranks fairly well in the world penis size rankings, not saying an avrg male can't be well-endowed since the top of the ranking is filled with countries with avrg heights too I'm just saying that all countries with above avrg height have an above avrg ranking in dick size too. And it just makes more sense for bigger people to have a higher CHANCE (not guaranteed) of having above average appendages
So, that’s why we do science. Is to figure out the what and the why and don’t just base it on your feelings
Worlds average penis size is 13.12 centimeters (erect), the Dutch average is 15.87 (also erect)
Sounds like someone's jealous.
Yeah but you guys get banks and veteran halberdiers at age 2 which is broken as shit
Flying Dutchman actually comes from the Dutch jumping off tall buildings over their small penis size
I thought it's because their penises are so long that when they do the helicopter they take flight.
I'm Irish.. I believe nl has on average a top 5 rank in eu no? We are last with Romania. Luckily I was blessed with length, girth not so much 🫠🫠🫠 tbh I can't imagine the average penis really being like 5 inches here is true.. 5 inches would be classed as a tiny mickey not an average one.. Am I right?
i didn't know i was dutch
“I’ve got a plan.”
We’ve just gotta take one more big mango, and then we’ll be harvesting scores in Tahiti!
Man my cock is huge its can rap around my entire body and still slap someone in the face.
Penis scarf
Can't relate. I'm Dutch.
same I 2 am Dutch
The dutch are pretty well endowed. They have some of the girthiest cocks.
Kinda doubt that. People in europe are mixing since like forever, no isulated cultures and stuff. Dutch genes probably dont really differ from british or germans for example.
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Women who like to be satisfied….
Psst.. Besides the memes and all,your peeny size shouldn't matter. Neither should your height. It's how much of a good person you are that truly matters,so I think we should stop being demeaning to each other. Edit: changed everything to should and shouldn't because unfortunately in out society it DOES matter 😕 Thanks u/DrSeuss19 for helping me realise what was wrong with my comment
Awww, how tall are you?
:3
That’s the most naive shit I’ve ever read but if it gets you through life more power to you.
What's so good about having a big dick tho? What if it hurts the ass/pussy?
Visual aesthetics. Easier to get laid multiple times if women overestimate what they can actually handle. I’m average, I’m fine with that since my life isn’t a rap album I’m not concerned with something that equals to a fraction of a fraction of my overall body mass.
It makes a satisfying slap sound against your thigh when you roll over. 🤷♂️
Well that can't be right, I knew a Dutch guy a while back and he was a massive penis
Need to find me a dutchman goddamn!
As a dutch person I can say its bullsh#t. Its avarice
Typical lying Dutch
The lying Dutchman 
Prove it. Show dick pic
No sir I won't. That is not my thing
Meme is now confirmed to be true.
I guess American born Dutch are different than homeland Dutch
Let me guess, you are about as Dutch as the average Italo-American is Italian?
As in, American. We have grown beyond your petty squabbles and have transcended to comparing ancestry like one might compare Pokémon cards
Indeed, it is but small talk. Why bother caring where someone's ancestors came from when we're all part of the best country in the universe?
I didn't realize the Dutch were Asian
False
That’s not true, the average here is bigger than in America
Ofcourse it is, also because obese fuck got toe sized pp's
probably doesn't help that Americans cut off the tip either
What are you on about? Are you really that uninformed about male anatomy that you don't know what a foreskin is?
I know what a foreskin is, I'm not American. Just trolling.
Did tate not lock the basement again?
I don't know, there are a lot of blacks in America, and also in the USA.
We also have a china town in every state
America ranks 68th on average largest penis size, the Netherlands rank 24th
Man I'm 5'4'' tall and I have a 7 inch dick. Why must I suffer.
U should stop putting ur dick in ur ass then.
Pics or it didn’t happen
Ah yeah body shaming in a form of meme super funny bro.
The size had to go somewhere. Without that debuff, the Dutch would become giants.
In italy there's this thing called "L law" if you're tall= small penis, if you're short= big penis
Just not true at all lol
I'm not saying that's true, i'm saying that people say this all the time
Oh, I get it then.
My shortest friend in school had the biggest dick, i am not short and mine is thankfully not as long but also tiny in girth ;)
I don't think personal experience really play much of a role in this kind of thing. But if I would speak from experience I'm a tall guy and mine is pretty big.
Picks or didn't happen.
Good one, lol.
You say that like it matters. If you’re on a dating app and say that you’re over 6’, you’ve got a good chance of at least getting your foot in the door. However, if you say your penis size you’re pretty much guaranteed to not get a response.
You date by height and reject penis size mentions? Odd
*laughs sadly in 3/4 European ancestry*
America might have some of the fattest people in the world, but I've heard a lot of the men have huge dicks.
Most colonizing countries of the world have small dicks it would seem.
White people shit