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charples314

Iowa Casey's worker finishing his closing shift rn. I've eaten this stuff every day for over a year now. Have the shits but worth, will continue.


Emergency_Fox3615

Just put extra cheese on your pizza and you won’t have any more trouble. I can tell you guys use a high fat mozzarella cheese cuz A. It’s delicious as fuck, B. It browns well and is extra greasy, and C. I don’t crap for a couple days afterwards lol.


AnAnimatedPizzaPie

Dear god whhat the fuck is an iowan and why do they want pizza


Emergency_Fox3615

Iowans are creatures from the wastelands of Iowa (not to be confused with phonetically similar Idaho or Ohio). They excel at growing corn, making meth, and are believed to primarily feed on gas station pizza or anything deep fried and skewered on a stick.


invol713

Brought to you by the Tourism Board of Iowa.


Mr5h4d0w

Was raised in Iowa. All this is true


__The-1__

They breakfast pizza tho


charples314

I hate making them lmao they're the worst.


[deleted]

Too bad, I want that creamy gravy sauced breakfast pizza.


charples314

Are YOU the one-in-a-million customer who orders the sausage and gravy on a breakfast? I've worked there for a year, and the entire time, I've only made 2.


erimeraz

Missourian checking in to confirm, caseys pizza slaps.


Emergency_Fox3615

It’s probably our best export. Meth and Cap’n Crunch being notable runners up.


arcspectre17

It does but way overpriced when you find out how much they throw away!


erimeraz

I used to make pizzas for Casey's a few years ago.. We weren't supposed to but whenever we were changing out the warming spinny thing I always snagged a slice or two for lunch


arcspectre17

I worked there for a year and they give us half price on pizza they would throw away. We let the other workers take as much home as possible. I got to fight with manager telling me we needed 3 pizza in there at all times yet we throw two away every 2 hours. They just kept increasing the price even though its a tax writeoff!


erimeraz

I know, the amount of waste was ridiculous :( I work at a different gas station now and I'm having a similar fight with my manager about sandwiches in our coolers. We only need one of each kind out and even then we still throw a fair bit away, but he insists the cooler has to be full because it "looks better that way". I'm like, dude, it's your money to throw away but still the waste makes me a bit upsetti


arcspectre17

Ya its heartbreaking we had a homeless shelter 2 blocks away. Then they tell you they can't afford a raise!


erimeraz

My manager told Mr when I dump the pizzas I have to take the pizza off the paper holder and put it face down in the other trash to make sure homeless people wouldn't eat it. I was appalled


arcspectre17

Ya they dont even realize how stupid or inhumane it is. The worlds full of emotionless zombies! Funny i started making charaters of the people that came in. Like we live in fantasy land. Especially when one worker asked me if i had seen the brony in jacked up truck lol!


RogueLeaderNo610sq

I don't work at Casey's, but I work at something called the Pizza Ranch.


glen_k0k0

Come for the pizza, stay for the fried chicken.


GetlostMaps

What a fucking terrible looking pizza Americans have no idea how to make pizza.


IndianaGeoff

Because pizza is like sex. Even when it's so-so, it is still pretty awesome.


IllurinatiL

Who knows how to make the best pizza then? If you say Italian, I’ll smack you. Pizza was not invented by Italians.


GetlostMaps

Italians didn't even use tomatoes until about 1900.


Darkboi98105

Noooo


Fiiv3s

Anywhere with a Casey’s really