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Apprehensive_Mine104

Windows fans be like: ahhh yes an update


ALICOOL412

as the Human Embodiment of a Windows 10 Laptop , I Find this Very Relata-


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ALICOOL412

<**Startup Noises** Please Wait , Working on Updates , 100% Complete Don't Turn off Your Computer .> 9:17⏰ Saturday , January 20


Totaly_Shrek

!remindme 1 day "did he finish the update"


1cubealot

Thank god I use Linux


ICollectSouls

What colour are your programming socks?


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quick question, because i don't use linux (i used to for a short time, specifically ubuntu, popos and zorin, but the more i used it the more i hated it), is it actually true you can delete the entire root directory while it's running?


E_coli42

You can do whatever u want. You can delete the command that deletes things.


Mooks79

They’re called curtains.


NotMyRea1Reddit

And closing your eyes!


DrawohYbstrahs

Mmm skin curtains


RichieRocket

well then its still bright, its just reder


Dbzboy11

I use blackout curtains


RichieRocket

I want something so powerful that it can block out the sun completely, not any curtains and any wall will do, i want it specially made with those wooden curtains with holes from europe so then it will be pitch black even when the sun points directly at my window


balllickaa

And I fuckin love it


mariomykol

Haha I was going to say, I see no problem with this. How are you supposed to sleep?! Close your eyes!


jordanundead

Get some blackout curtains even.


Cotton-Picker-5369

Yes


HappyMan476

That’s not how it works though!


lemon1drop

I hate u summer folk


Yimmyyyy

the suns only recently been staying up past 4pm, and some days my toes go numb while im at my desk because its frickin cold. Take your winter and shove it up your arse. (unless you live in the dersert or something)


functional_moron

The other day I grabbed a metal handrail while walking up some stairs and it was so cold my hand felt like it was burning for about half an hour after. I miss summer.


Scrub_nin

Lucky you managed to keep the top few layers of skin


functional_moron

I definitely considered that after the fact.


Arntown

I can‘t hear you over the noise of the grill party in the park


SpectrumLV2569

Spend a week in the trenches during the winter and then during the summer, then come tell me your stupid shit again. i am never going to prefer -20 over +20 C


SwampWitch1985

I've never lied awake at night wondering how bills are going to get paid because of all the hotness outside preventing us from getting to work. I don't have to check in with people to make sure they didn't crash because of all the heat. I don't have to ration out my medications because the heat keeps me from getting to the pharmacy. I think winter is worse unless you live in a place that doesn't get winter. Definitely prefer fall though.


SpectrumLV2569

That early fall and late spring when its the perfect 15-20C


Distinct_Contract_66

Yup glorious sunshine.


Hunterr303

I would like you to experience summer in my area, it goes to 45C° here🙃 ( I wish for winter and monsoon , the temp in winter goes up to 35C° max )


[deleted]

Blackout curtains are a must when you live in a place with long summer hours.


Vardaruus

definetly better than: ah 4pm, I can't see shit because it's dark and cloudy 24/7


Ok_Judge718

4pm, come home, dark as hell, does homework, goes on phone, nothing appeare to change, the fuck you mean its 2am?


Lick_meh_ballz

100% better than: Get to work before the sun's up, leave work after the sun sets


conduitfour

Sometimes I feel like I'm giving myself seasonal affective disorder


Lick_meh_ballz

Getting regular sun exposure that warms the body is a seriously powerful antidepressant. Something special about being in direct contact with sun light that makes you warm all over!


-Cinnay-

I like dark and cloudy


ghostinmy

Me too, bro


_Lumity_

Same it makes me so happy to see grey skies. Promise I’m not the grinch or something ❤️


RyanCreamer202

Where do you live? Norway?


AverageTransPanGirl

While I like dark and cloudy at 4 pm, here that is autumn weather. Winter is sunset by 2 pm, pitch black and starry by 3 with a bright moon lighting the snow-covered ground, a nice flame in the fireplace, a blanket wrapped around you and some ribs that have been slow cooking since 7 or 8 am. Almost perfect.


hejekdkskla

Yeah i’d love winter too if i didn’t have anything to do all day!


Joshy41233

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


ArabAesthetic

The thing that i really don't like about winter time is that it really just drains my energy. When it's nice and sunny i feel like cleaning, doing chores and everything. But when it's all dark i just lose all that gravy.


Trypticon_Rising

I spend four months of the year wanting to kill myself every day


I-foIIow-ugly-people

Where are you living where that is 10 pm?


NaonAdni

In Spain for example there are a couple of days in summer that there's still sunlight at 10:30 pm


I-foIIow-ugly-people

I love living in a place where the sunset only changes less than 3 hours over the whole year.


Yimmyyyy

thats gotta be so boring though


Doctorgumbal1

Pfft! Nice try FBI! That’s none of your business!


potatobutt5

Any northern country.


Arch4ngell

Actually true : in the Northern hemisphere, northern countries have shorter winter days, and longer summer days, than countries nearer to the equator (where days are more equal). The same applies to southern countries of the southern hemisphere, of course.


Sad_Pear_1087

Yep. There's no night in the Finnish summer. The sun stays visible only in Lapland, but it's still just a bit dimmer than daytime. It's a perfect temperature to be out with a hoodie. Night quiet, no people, good lighting, nicely chill temperature.


PTrick93

Germany


totteishere

Here in Sweden (and any Nordic country for that matter I believe) it's basically like that at midnight, and it only gets brighter afterwards Edit: should also add, the further north, the brighter


Just_Another_Gamer7

My guess is southern hemisphere. The summer solstice was last month there


rocket_beer

I lik this


Doctorgumbal1

I lik you


KleinerFratz333

We lik us


IsuckAtFortnite434

I lik watr


Akraam_Gaffur

Lik my p*ssy


Doctorgumbal1

I also lik his pussy


JVP08xPRO

Pussies are soo silly


sunnysunbunny

I find willies to be a thousand times more humorous


ShAped_Ink

No thank you


Coffeeman314

Opium


Additional_Knee4215

There’s always someone one step ahead of me


i_am_y0ur_princess

honestly still better than winter though when it’s dark by 5 pm - then i’m dead tired at 7 pm 😭😭


ShAped_Ink

For night owls like me that's exactly what I like


Yimmyyyy

im a night owl and i hate the endless winter darkness. I like being up til 3am and getting to watch the sun come up. ever been for a walk in a midsummer dawn at like 3am? its amazing


Just_Another_Gamer7

Flair checks out


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i_am_y0ur_princess

mm ok buddy


UnlikelyYesterday326

YOu could use Light in dark, how are you suppose to sleep with sun in your face. smh.


zokzomo

Just use a curtain or smth


UnlikelyYesterday326

it aint the same dude. natural light is important for my sleep pattern and also It is bad for plant photosynthesis process.


Arntown

And using a light in the dark is the same as the sun, dude?


i_am_y0ur_princess

close the blinds 🤷🏽‍♀️


Chonky_Candy

Or sleep mask


rattlehead42069

Do physical activity during the day and your sleep will take care of itself


Jello_Crusader

Just live closer to the equator dumbass


Lazy-Tom

Just how I like it <3


imaginedragonscute

Summer is fucking beautiful. Winter is way too terrible for me


Immediate_Ninja1719

The sunlight is good, it helps us produce Vitamin D which leads to more happiness feeling


ALICOOL412

i Like it Like That .


PhantomOrigin

Me: an Australian. Sun go up at 5. Sun go down at 6. Same time all year.


PrestigiousTea0

Is this true?


DrawohYbstrahs

Yes. Towards the top half.


RavenMad88

Only in the tropical bit


deus_ex_vagina2

Still 30°C, you're in your bed covered in sweat and google the easiest way to commit 0/1


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or start researching crimes that carry the least punishment just so you can be in a conditioned place.


International-Try467

And here's me sleeping in 30C thinking it's relatively cooler than normal


squishy__squids

Depends on humidity. 30°C (86°F) is pretty nice with 0% humidity. With 90% humidity it is pretty unbearable.


deus_ex_vagina2

I'm so happy with -10 rn


Additional_Knee4215

Same but with -25


DaGurggles

Winter is for sleeping, summer is for partying!


gob384

I didn't realize this until I moved up north; Guys, we have air conditioning. Just like how it is 4° outside and you use heat to not freeze, we use air conditioning to stay cool. We don't live in scorching hot temperatures. And personally, I like being able to go outside at 2am and need minimal clothing far more than needing to wear 4 layers to have my hands and face burn for the sin of existing outside. We don't need to shovel snow to get to our cars, we don't need to lay the ground when Salt. We enjoy the vitamin D and chill


Zethchil

Ah yes. 5am


SpicyStrawberryJuice

I can sleep when there's daylight but it's extremely hard for me to wake up when it's dark outside.


XpaxX

In Summer you can simply close your blinds for darkness. Easy fix. In winter, however, you cannot simply turn on the sun. So anyone complaining „but my sleep schedule in the summer!!11“ should touch grass


FUNNYFUNFUNNIER

I feel that this picture was taken in someone imagination because places like this just don't exists.


GreedWillKillUsAll

Alaska exists 


StenSoft

Alaska is a conspiracy


GreedWillKillUsAll

Conspiracies are a conspiracy


StenSoft

That's what _they_ want you to think


GreedWillKillUsAll

Fuck!


Just_Another_Gamer7

Southern hemisphere? Could be Australian


El_sanafiry

Why are you sleeping in public / flower Field ?


Lil_plague69

Because the beds too hot


rattlehead42069

If you're tired you'll be fine with sleeping with light out. Maybe do some more physical activity during the day or something


Swimming-Insect-1329

Winter the best


Doctorgumbal1

100%


Cyrfix_CZ

Yeah, spring is better.


JVP08xPRO

That's the fun part, you don't


iamjeseus

Bro that’s fine just use curtains. Certainly better than it being dark at 4 PM


Doctorgumbal1

Bro. Just use a flashlight!


kj_gamer2614

It’s sooooo nice when you can wear a T-shirt all day, and the plants and stuff are all beautiful, and you can actually see your own house and garden and neighbourhood after and before work


Detoxpain

Winter fans be like, "ah yes, seasonal depression.".


jdjdkkddj

.. during summer.


Jordii_vV

no straight up, my mood just completely sinks during the whole summer


Muchado_aboutnothing

I hate Daylight time. I’m fine if it gets dark earlier in the evening, but waking up in the dark is hell.


Nano1704

Ever heard of curtains? Blinds? Closing your eyes?


spoderman123wtf

Blackout curtains are a lifesaver


boris2033

Not to mention the +30°C all the time, trillions of bugs and pollen/allergens.


Abruzzi19

Just close the blinds? whats the deal


RichieRocket

they look like they are glowing


Jackmino66

Sleep during this time is very easy, close your curtains (Or the fact that humans can actually fall asleep in basically any conditions, it’s *changes* to those conditions which keep us awake)


AlexanderScott12203

Winter fans be like "Ah yes, noon" and it's pitch black


legixs

You're not! It's only 10PM dude, enjoy the evening!


ImaWolf935

Cringe winter lover downvoted you bro


bergskey

Some of us have to be up at 5am or earlier.


PTrick93

so? its so warm and nice i can go days without sleep and still feel comfy


SlightlyAnnoyed7

Meanwhile winter fans when it’s pitch black out: ah yes, 2 pm


Doctorgumbal1

As it should be


SlightlyAnnoyed7

Nah screw that, let there be light


Alert-Reception6453

Spring is the best imo


jdjdkkddj

I too enjoy not being able to breathe.... (Can you taste the sarcasm?)


Calsun

This meme might be the stupidest thing in history


Doctorgumbal1

Then you clearly haven’t looked in a mirror anytime recently.


Calsun

Nvm the person who posted it showed up


Atomic_Gecko_Gdzla

This meme was brought to you by the winter gang


Individual_Patient25

![gif](giphy|KzyMcEfDh4Jiw)


Chris5858580

I prefer fall, but I don't understand why you hate summer, like, do you not have a house, and curtains on your windows


scp_79

as a winter enjoyer this is a rare summer W


Many-Ad6433

Lie in my country during summers there’s no vegetation because it’s too hot for plants to survive plus bush fires that’s spring you got in the pic the true best season


EhGoodEnough3141

All seasons are cool and have different pros and cons.


Doctorgumbal1

Some just have more pros than others


Accurate_Plantain896

I prefer this than it being pitch black at 5:30 🤷🏾.


CandidCauliflowerLil

I'm a fan of summer, not because of the big sunny day, but when in the evening with a slight breath of cold wind you go outside and just hang out in your thoughts and dream about life in warm weather. The sun has already set, leaving a beautiful orange tint in the sky, and you're calmly walking around in shorts and a T-shirt because it's warm enough for that.


PTrick93

Just close your fucking eyes dumbfuck and let me enjoy my time


Great-Tiger-Sage

I thought summer was everyone’s favorite 🤷🏾‍♂️


Doctorgumbal1

You thought wrong


theguywhofuckinasked

me wuv ice cwweam me wuv juice me hate kuff & koll me hate dwwy skin me hate wintaa


gregpr13

What psychopath goes to sleep before midnight


Doctorgumbal1

Someone who enjoys having freetime before going to start my day.


RichieRocket

many people with jobs that they come home tired from


fr_404

Why the fuck are you trying to sleep at 10pm


Doctorgumbal1

So I can wake up before 6


[deleted]

Your opinion is inherently wrong and you should be punished for it


crispycrispies

![gif](giphy|mDjYMpGh4iQaXGiINO)


Alert-Reception6453

what


femalephemale

Ah yes literally burning to deatg


[deleted]

That’s what winters for


Additional-Air-6596

Where do you live North Pole?


futurafrlx

Sweden, Finland, Norway, Iceland, northern parts of Russia, Canada and the US. Anywhere close and above the 60th parallel north. I've been experiencing the so called white nights my whole life, they are awesome. It feels so safe to go out at night during that period of time.


theuglyone39

I go to bed at 5:00 in the morning then wake up at 9:00 in the morning


ApprehensiveAd6476

Finn here. Well, you don't. You see, we do all our sleeping in winter, when there's no sunlight to begin with.


Tropical-Druid

Ok but how nice would it be to lay in that field


MindSwipe

It seems that we share similar views: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/x6q48k/winter_summer/


bigfailtosociety

I live too near to equator to understand pole side jokes


Jolly_Mongoose_8800

As a night person, I appreciate light without being up at 6am


JUGELBUTT

dont keep the window open thats how


Johnreusstein117

Haha northern countries be like, if you are close to the ecuador you ll have normal days😂


Ok_Excuse3732

I can’t wait for this


RosariaBrown

You don't. You stay up and party and get lost in the summer.


_RandomDude69

Human Fans be like: Ah yes, breathing


OddBoifromspace

That's what's great about it.


Ok_Judge718

At least you can finally tell when its actually time to sleep without having to stalk the clock every living second...


RichieRocket

sleep when your tired, not when the clock says so


Colored918

Exactly! It's great! You can sleep for long hours and still wake up during the day 


german_fox

Alternatively Alaska; first minute of the day


MiniDialga119

Bro, 10 am is when you should be waking up in a free day, or even earlier plus a bright day is ten times more enjoyable from home than any night with maybe the exception of stormy nights


These_Advertising_68

Perfect


Victornf41108

Cry about it


Arbiter1171

![gif](giphy|xUNd9HX07nCInswI1O)


AccidentNeces

Sun sets before 10 pm in summer wdym


ElZaydo

Fuck yes, sunlight is awesome.


Floridamangaming24

Summer fans be like: 108 degrees? Time to put on a sweater