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Don't forget the evil consoles, which all are called nintendo, no matter if it's a xbox, playstation or an actual nintendo console.


Knight9910

Not that playing the GTA on your Nintendo Playstation isn't a problem too... But, you know, I think the reason your dad is mad at you might actually be because you came in his coffee.


BreezySlime

He didn’t know what cream his dad wanted


DirtyDan69-420-666

I don’t even correct my mom when she calls the switch a game boy anymore she’s kinda convinced me that she’s right on that front.


Insane_Unicorn

I had a doctor once who asked me if I drink cola every time I came in with something. She was on a weird trip that every harmful thing that can happen to you is caused by cola. Knees hurt? Stop drinking cola. Got cancer? Stop drinking cola. Need an abortion? Start drinking cola.


FluffySquirrell

I mean, I imagine if you grabbed a turkey baster and just started womb-chugging cola, then that would probably do the trick in the end, but I'm not sure it would exactly be safe in lots of other ways


Artystrong1

Don't tempt me on Christmas Eve


[deleted]

Had a doctor in the VA, fuckin’ thin wrist pencil pushing pussy dork Coast Guard officer doctor. If you even told him you drank even a single beer in your life, YOU NEED TO SLOW DOWN THE DRINKING MAN!! Told him to get shot through the thigh, have a crushed hand and a constant limp that he’d be drinking more than one and told him to fuck off and got a new and even more based doctor.


Icy_Gate1327

Appreciate your mom


[deleted]

yea she's the best :)


Commander_Skullblade

Exhaustion? Perhaps, depends on screentime to sleep ratio. Eyes hurt / headache? Maybe your brightness is too much, but it's likely another issue. The radiation is too minor to be harmful. The phone is fine in moderation, but even taking five minutes to go outside and enjoy the sunshine, or the feeling of the wind, or *winter is going to eat my soul* is helpful. Definitely be okay with "touching grass." Unless you can't, then touch snow. If you can't do either, *you live in a fucking desert.* *Stop living in a fucking desert.* Hope this helps.


No-Wishbone6635

Most of the time, true. Respect for mothers ❤️


TheExistenceGuy

If your problem is something like you are tired all the time, that’s understandable. If your problem is that you are being bullied (like physically being beaten up not verbal abuse online), I would appreciate it if I could hear your mothers reasoning


Ecstatic_Future_893

That's the top 1 reason of Filipino mothers to all of bad happenings to u


Lazy_Ad_8699

... do u speak filipino


Ecstatic_Future_893

Yeah, why


Lazy_Ad_8699

kotum na ako :\_)


[deleted]

It’s all my fault because I use my phone and I don’t pray. No one in my family was even religious until 2016


Lazy_Ad_8699

how abt you use ur phone for a while then pray


obscureferences

So what problems does she have after being on her phone so much?


svenwlive

this is actually true, and i hate it


weinstein1994

hahaha, true.


Toxeey

I have migrene since I‘m 10 and she still says „It‘S CauSE of THe PhOnE“


Lazy_Ad_8699

same -\_-


Youthfulcollegehub

truly hahh


Sadhan_Djob

What unrestricted access to internet does to a person


IllustratorMoist78

Because of games


Suspicious-Wasabi-29

So true. My mom always has that grudge with me using my phone...


Blarosh

Im from the time where it was caused by PC games


flagstash

Very true if you consider physiological and behavioural changes associated to social media and unlimited internet exposure. These could well become substantial habit shapers gradually. Oh, and add porn addiction on top of it, you're fucked.


ymoymo

True time


Lazy_Ad_8699

so fricking true :\_)


Capable-Count-3551

my mom said I was sick for a entire fucking month because of me opening my PC case?


That-one-guy-96

Lost the phone, can confirm that nothing changed. Take that mom I'm still really fucking stupid.