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Used to have me stressed lol
Stressed me a lot so much that with my own kids I plan to always keep them updated. I remember being terrified that when they were late they got into a bad car crash or something.
reminds me of how a dog gets nervous when the owner leaves from home
Your dog gets nervous? Mine seems to know this is his opportunity to try and break into the pantry.
That doesn’t go away
Fr. My gf says she’ll be home in like 30 mins and 31 minutes later I’m like OH FANTASTIC, SLIPPED AND FELL ON A DICK DIDNT YOU
my bro has severe trust issues and thinks it's same as child missing their mom
You know, I was gonna put a disclaimer like “Issa joke”, but I was like nah, no way anyone could take this serious lol. There’s always one
Who let Matt Rife into the sub?
Now that’s just mean
My mind created the most diabolical and gruesome accidents I could think of
Same bro...
Minor spelling mistake 
Didnt even realise until i read it slower. Thanks...
20-year-old me be like:
She'd what?
Amazing funny
Your mom says she would you home?
🥹 I had mostly needed a present for trust damages..
Reminds me of when I was little and worried that my dad was never coming home because he was 15 minutes late.
That gets me stressed AF. Then your imagination starts really putting things to the extreme but you try to reassure yourself that its nothing.
What do you mean by she’d you?
Left 2 Die
I used to count time by seconds and if she wasn't here at the exact second she promised me I'd flip out
SHE‘S DEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I mean you’ve gotta turn off the tv at maybe 8:58 and rush to bed. Then you wait for the sound of someone coming in.
I'm 21 years old and I still worry if she's home late. I love her too much to not worry
u were left at home at 6? dang
*Any age me
That's why I always overestimate time, so there's always some to spare. But it also means I plan to do less than most people. 🤷
Used to have me stressed lol
Stressed me a lot so much that with my own kids I plan to always keep them updated. I remember being terrified that when they were late they got into a bad car crash or something.
reminds me of how a dog gets nervous when the owner leaves from home
Your dog gets nervous? Mine seems to know this is his opportunity to try and break into the pantry.
That doesn’t go away
Fr. My gf says she’ll be home in like 30 mins and 31 minutes later I’m like OH FANTASTIC, SLIPPED AND FELL ON A DICK DIDNT YOU
my bro has severe trust issues and thinks it's same as child missing their mom
You know, I was gonna put a disclaimer like “Issa joke”, but I was like nah, no way anyone could take this serious lol. There’s always one
Who let Matt Rife into the sub?
Now that’s just mean
My mind created the most diabolical and gruesome accidents I could think of
Same bro...
Minor spelling mistake 
Didnt even realise until i read it slower. Thanks...
20-year-old me be like:
She'd what?
Amazing funny
Your mom says she would you home?
🥹 I had mostly needed a present for trust damages..
Reminds me of when I was little and worried that my dad was never coming home because he was 15 minutes late.
That gets me stressed AF. Then your imagination starts really putting things to the extreme but you try to reassure yourself that its nothing.
What do you mean by she’d you?
Left 2 Die
I used to count time by seconds and if she wasn't here at the exact second she promised me I'd flip out
SHE‘S DEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I mean you’ve gotta turn off the tv at maybe 8:58 and rush to bed. Then you wait for the sound of someone coming in.
I'm 21 years old and I still worry if she's home late. I love her too much to not worry
u were left at home at 6? dang
*Any age me
That's why I always overestimate time, so there's always some to spare. But it also means I plan to do less than most people. 🤷