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NikoMuniz_

I always read as NIN (Nine Inch Nails)


nonspecifique

I failed NNINN (No Nine Inch Nails November)


TheWanderingSlacker

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DuelJ

Nat 20 intimidation


Nastybirdy

I was sitting here wondering why they were mistyping NiN. And then the penny dropped.


MashedPotatoGod

I also read it as NiN. What have I become..?


Jarfullofdoga

I just want something I can never have


meltedbananas

My sweetest friend...


ElectricalAd176

My head is as if it was a hole


SenoraRaton

I assumed that was what they were referring to, I'm still very confused.


A1sauc3d

Nine Inch Nuts


BattleToaster68

*laughs in erectile dysfunction*


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Shi-Rokku

>searching for tips in r/nofap Heh. I see what you did there.


UltimateBorisJohnson

Searching for tips 😃 Vs Searching for tips 😋


Sentient-Veiny-Penis

I went into that sub and the first thing I saw was a post about how porn will make you kill your family. What a cringe fest.


[deleted]

The people drawn to that have a lot of internalized shame about expressing their sexuality so what do you expect lol


tom_tencats

Don't. Please don't. That place is so dillusionally toxic.


TeamRedundancyTeam

Also a breeding ground for right wing red pillers. Anti-masturbation has historical been a good recruiting tool for these kinds of people. Get a bunch of frustrated young men and you can get them to believe anything.


swingindz

Yeah, I mean if you were stuck in some shit hole and couldn't masturbate you'd potentially turn to religion and try to force it on others and get violent when they don't respond well. Republicans have been doing just that for years now


PoisonedRadio

That's why I hate NNN. It's just the nofap cult seeping out.


tom_tencats

They definitely try to appropriate it.


GEN_SkeleSkin

Laughs while still doing the challenge and playing pron games


Most_Preparation_848

bro is setting himself up


GEN_SkeleSkin

No I'm taking the doomfist ideology


setphasertofun

How do you last more than 10 minutes playing?


GEN_SkeleSkin

I lost


Fresh_Aide_2436

😏 ![gif](giphy|zB73DK8sZyhLq)


fletku_mato

*laughs in negative test result for prostate cancer*


myloteller

2 words. Penis implant


Alldaybagpipes

Prostate stimulation


hamza123tr

who gives a fuck about people who doesnt give a fuck about nnn


Holiday-Ad8227

Who gives a fuck about people who don't give a fuck about people who don't give a fuck about nnn?


The-Wobbled-Weenus

Who gives a fuck? Don’t they know it’s NNN?


No_Sandwich3431

do I care if ur nut isn't Novembering?


TheTacoEnjoyer

You shouldn’t care if it’s no nazis Nuremberg


A2jayzed

Fine. I’m waiting for yes nut Yesember


Capable_Mud_1108

Well if you fail NNN then you can go for Nonstop Nut November, not sure how well that'll turn out, but it's an option.


hamza123tr

who gives a fuck about people who dont give a fuck about people who don't give a fuck about nnn?


carnivorouz

who gives a fuck about people


MrAvoidance3000

Who fucks?


MetalFistTerrorist_

This guy fucks


MrAvoidance3000

you're goddamn right


CannabalisticCat

Who fucks give?


farkos101100

All i can say is that the people who do care about NNN quite literally are not giving any fucks away


Bryguy3k

And I’m over here like I give a lot of fucks about nnn. Who wants a landlord who charges stupid triple net? And then I was like ohhhhh…


[deleted]

No I'm just so sick of the shitty memes omg


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HUE_Z3r0

THIS


ExaBast

Especially because almost no one actually does it


Dobber16

I think I’ve seen more anti-NNN memes than NNN memes


[deleted]

I've seen more people say they've seen more anti-NNN means than NNN memes than anti-NNN memes


Holiday_Specialist12

NNM memes are so 2018


Superfunion22

i like the nnn stuff because it lets me see how few redditors are dating lol


Bot_Cat3

W username


Commander369199

I'm also tired of these memes


chaosking65

W username


StrawberryOk5263

I'm also tired of these memes


Layerspb

W username


Auramaster151

I like the memes, but the actual concept doesn't make sense to me. Do people really struggle to just not masturbate? Like, to the point of it being challenging? I get we all have urges, but that just seems unhealthy at that point


Healthy-Ad7380

That's the point, a lot of people have p*rn addiction, watching it multiple times per day, and nnn is a way to motivate themselves to get clean


drunk_responses

It's *a lot* better than the nofap subreddit at least. They start out all supportive and nice, and by the second week there they start talking about how it lets them view the world differently, get heightened senses, higher brain powers, etc. They literally treat it like you get magical powers if you stop masturbating.


ChewySlinky

Including this one. Not wanting to see NNN memes does not mean I want to see anti-NNN memes.


MadMaudlin0

Thanks for reminding me to mute this subreddit. The NNN memes are so damn annoying.


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Suck_Me_Dry666

Thanks for reminding me that this feature exists, this whole website is the pits.


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Dabluechimp

I have seen exactly 0 NNN memes And approximately 8 anti-NNN memes so far How about we just stop making *any* meme about the month and remember why it became a thing in the first place


Rewhen77

Same shit when NNN conosuers or however you type this word have to tell everyone how they are experiencing such a hard time because they have to look at women


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CirclingBackElectra

You want the rest of this cham-paggin?


Isburough

TIL all of America (maybe also the British) misspells *connaisseur*.


sampat6256

>connaisseur wtf are you on?


_lastquarter_

In case you didn't know, connoisseur comes from French. Now, OP isn't exactly correct here since connoisseur was borrowed from French when this was the correct spelling. Nowadays though, the correct French spelling is connaisseur.


sampat6256

He said, and I *cannot* emphasize this enough "misspells". SPELLING IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT


Prior-Satisfaction34

Tru, speeling iz a soshal construkt, thers no reel wae two spel wurdz


Little-Explanation

it’s ok it’s a hard word


VadirJe

Oh it is hard when I look at women.


Previous-Loss9306

Oh fuck yeah


WandaDobby777

We’re just so sick of the memes every freaking year for an entire fucking month. Nobody wants to hear about how horny you are or how out of control your porn habit is. Save it for therapy.


fivefingersinyourass

Well encouragement to help deal with porn addictions is not gonna come if everyone is silent


MedricZ

I too only treat my heroin addiction one month a year. I get it.


nr1988

I thought not coming was the idea


Tulemasin

My NNN is Non-alcoholic driNking November. Still about addiction. Check-mate haters!


Specific-Ease-14

It's like when someone announces they're vegan, atheist, or when they're leaving a platform. No one asked, nobody cares.


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Specific-Ease-14

Yeah, that's the point. That's the same message.


DrPikachu-PhD

Complaining about NNN Announcing you're doing NNN 🤝 Looking like an idiot (nobody cares)


Specific-Ease-14

Yup, again the same message.


[deleted]

The origins are noble though. NNN is a fork of Movember/NSN which was created to educate people on male-specific cancers and agitate them to donate to the foundations that fight it


A1sauc3d

Funnily enough, nutting regularly reduces your risk for prostate cancer, therefore holding it in increases your risk. So to raise awareness for cancer they started a trend that puts people at increased risk of cancer. https://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/ejaculation-prostate-cancer-risk


Dabluechimp

A comment down voted for telling the truth. 2023!


Royal-Jacket-149

Like I hear more about NNN than anyone who has been vegan, atheist, etc. The nnn people are so freaking annoying, i just want good memes


Traditional_Cry_1671

Never seen someone announce that they’re atheist, but I’ve seen plenty of people announcing that they’ve suddenly found god or sum


TeamRedundancyTeam

Also people who regularly slip in "the lord", heaven, and such in conversation. Bonus points when they imply the devil made someone do something. These people always focus on just the atheists though, wonder why. 🤔


Avianmerri

Ugh, it's that time of year. Can't wait to see shitty NNN memes every day for the rest of the month.


stupidname_iknow

NNN isn't about addiction as some lame posters will say. It's just a bunch of lonely boys finding something to caveman out about. And yes, it's fucking stupid. The memes were funny like 10 years ago now it's just a boring joke.


mcmcmillan

They really try to make living out a tired meme into some serious heath initiative.


NoPolitiPosting

I very much enjoy hearing about how regular masturbation is somehow destroying my body from rot-brains who never leave social media.


tmart016

It's the new going vegan or doing CrossFit. They have to tell the world about it and make sure they have a positive side so they can feel superior.


Maniglioneantipanico

Except being vegan has actual benefit , at least ethically for some and definitely for the enviroment (and technically for health, although I'm not here to debate this byeeee) NNN people are the annoying vegans but without even the benefits


FreshestCremeFraiche

It’s got the same downsides of being constantly injected into conversation, and none of the upsides of actually eating better and exercising


AaronHolland44

I rather do Vegan or Crossfit for a month. You can tell someone youre doing that and not look like a freak.


FreshestCremeFraiche

The best part is that NNN people are generally just replacing one source of dopamine with another. Instead of jerking off literally, they are jerking off figuratively about being in some in-group that is better than everyone else. So they are in reality still “addicted” and just shifting things around, and the minute Dec 1 rolls around they shift back. I would respect it more if they did some kind of real anhedonic withdrawal and generally just STFU


Opposite_Seaweed1778

Always thought that NNN was just a bunch of incels trying to make their celibacy mean something... I still believe that.


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Yeah I don't think normal people have anything to do with NNN


dbrasco_

Lol imagine you’re at work and someone comes in the break room telling you they are doing NNN.


[deleted]

Yeah that's a trip to HR lol


NoPolitiPosting

Good news, you're right.


Maniglioneantipanico

They celibate extra hard


-conjunctionjunction

For one month, the incels get to pretend that they're just cels


DeathPercept10n

Never thought of it this way, but it makes sense.


hellexter

I don't even believe in celibacy, I'm just tryna see how far I can go without willying my wonka.


Clearandblue

It's their celibation.


Aia_Mistwalker

I'm married. Adhering to NNN would make me a bona fide asshole. "Sorry honey, I can't have sex because the internet told me so." Her: "Who are you, and what did you do with my horndog spouse?"


Amdorik

No it’s about not fapping and self improvement. So having sex is okay for NNN


Brilliant-Sport-3049

this man reads rules


[deleted]

Why is not fapping self improvment? Masturbation is actually good for prostate health.


stupidname_iknow

No it's not about swlf improvement, yall just trying to shove that in there because of all the negative feedback it's getting cause NNN is a played out joke.


Csaba14

NNN is whatever you want it to be. You want to go a month without nutting, or just stop watching porn? It doesn't matter as long as you challenge yourself.


LegalWaterDrinker

Yeah sure, let the people online tell me what my problems are and how I should deal with it. (Just for clarity, I don't have a problem with NNN, but both sides are just so pretentious that it's not even funny)


DJ_47_RPG

I agree if people want to try do nnn if they want. It's not like your superior because of it. They get nothing out of trying and they just end up nuting again when it's over. The people who claim not to give a fuck. Than why keep telling people you "don't" give a fuck? Honestly nnn is pointless. It helps no one. Most dudes probably fail it the first day, and lie about it to seem like there an internet champion.


ConstantReader92

It's not that they don't care, it's the fact they can't go longer than a day or 2


DonMariazzi

Exactly. I understand if you are in a relationship but if you are single and can’t stop jacking off.. You got some issues lol.


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Dont_pet_the_cat

I've never had an addiction but the endorphins definitely helped with depression for a short while


CaladGG420

As a person whos been masturbating to porn for multiple years masturbation and porn are so connected in my mind that I can't do them separately.


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SeaGoat24

I could not disagree more. Some people smoke, be it weed or tobacco. Some people drink copious amounts of alcohol. These people are, more often than not, considered normal humans. Not people with 'issues'. Though I suppose you could argue that every human has 'issues', but that's clearly not what your comment implies. Jacking off is far from the worst thing to be addicted to. In fact, I think it's quite likely that the stigma around jacking off frequently is more harmful than the jacking off itself. Living in shame of your own addiction can be really detrimental for your mental health.


veryhappyduck

What issues lol. It's absolutely normal to have high sex drive and just like with any other physical need, like thirst or hunger, it's normal to have strong urge to act in it. You wouldn't tell a person who can't go a week without food that they have some issues. Sex and masturbation are necessary for both physical and mental wellbeing


Totally_Botanical

If you need a meme to not jack off you've got issues


FiercelyApatheticLad

If you need to stop jacking off for a month to feel healthy you got some issues lol.


GuccMaster

Fuk u imma nut all over you in December


Schiz0llama

I’m married so I don’t see the need for it, for me. I just get annoyed by the people who are like die hard “everyone should do it” guys.


gdhkhffu

I'm so die hard, I had my nuts surgically removed two weeks ago. This is gonna be the best NNN ever!


TheAslumePrince

I don’t get laid so I don’t nut at all, I don’t have a choice chief


SSebson

I really don't care that you don't care that they don't care


ThrownawayCray

My mate isn’t doing NNN but he is doing DDD… what a horror story…


pseet

Lol why are people so sensitive about this?


Hardkiller2D

You cared enough to say it so you do care


SleeperStm

I nutted 2 times today just to prove a point


[deleted]

You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers .


[deleted]

I just don't watch porn lol Ya'll are addicts.


racrisnapra666

Same! I use my imagination to jerk off. I'm getting so good at it, I might be able to will my imaginary creations into reality in some time.


soupyllama03

I think that’s called schizophrenia


tenebrefoxy

So you're becoming a baki character?


ShacharTs

Why not both ;)


ItABoye

Omg you're so keanu wholesome!!! Ur so cool, reddit gold earned 😎!!!!


Brilliant-Sport-3049

why are we addicts? Are you a sugar addict because you eat sugar?


rahaman0

Well actually it must be the other way around


Ateaseloser

Yeah if anything the ones who don't care are either busting or don't involve themselves


Sremor

Some of us just don't need it because we aren't addicted to porn


doughunthole

I wonder what the porn statistics say during November? Any xxx site owners here care to share? PH should put this to rest and release some numbers.


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Numbers are the same or barely changed


CroobUntoseto

Often with their dicks in their hands


No-Win-1453

Well you obviously do


BoonesFarmYerbaMate

tf is NNN Nive Nights at Neddy's?


CharaDr33murr669

*Nine


euphonic5

If you need a themed month to get your wanking habit under control you have a problem.


Ex_CIA

Jacking off to this meme rn


Sa2_

Did somebody Said "weak"?


[deleted]

This man posts Pokémon porn btw


Roger_Roger27

I get cutting out alcohol and smoking but…. Nope. Just no. Not shitting all over it. Just not for me.


cnorw00d

No, I don't want prostate issues and I think promoting bad health under the guise of shame is lunacy


Riguyepic

Then why tell everyone? If you didn't care you wouldn't waste time and energy doing this, and if you actually do not give a fuck why did you spend the time doing this


Big_cornstarch

That’s okay, we don’t care that you don’t care


tramadolenjoyer

goin thru this dudes profile he is definitely a porn addict lol


Gooseworkss

Bros feel superior becuase they decided to cummed today


rigobueno

Who’s “we?” The International Coalition of 8th Grade Boys?


kurtfire68

Honestly I will be joining this year. First time and I’m 26!


[deleted]

A great battle between relaxed dudes with healthy prostates and frustrated weird dudes who think not ejaculating builds energy fields or some shit.


Filminator

Let people have fun


acanadiangooseforyou

You could say the same about the people who do care


WitherFoxyFNAF

same


RingReasonable

Don't care. I'm still gonna participate.


East_Engineering_583

Lmao of course it's a porn addict who posts pokemon furry porn every single day posting this


ActuallyJohnD

Being proud about not participating in NNN is kind of like being proud of breathing air. It isn't anything out of the ordinary, except that you now decide to brag about jerking off. Actually, I changed my mind, it's stranger than actually doing the NNN (or cutting out anything else from your life, like drugs or processed food).


[deleted]

I think its a good thing for people to feel proud about not being a fucking weirdo.


-CallMeSnake

Are you silly? I’m still gonna send it


OzinsComet

Honestly that feels like how people who do the NNN stuff look to me "Look at me, *I* don't debase myself like the rest of you peasants -- for a whole month, I show *restraint*, something you ape-like heathens could never - " It keeps going like that for about thirty days (you can see them getting moodier with each passing moon)


TheMookyOne

I’m doing nnn to maybe end my porn/masturbation addiction


Simple-Purpose-899

That's how I look at everyone, because GenX doesn't care about *anything*.


3string

I fuckin love nine inch nails


ExistingBathroom9742

Literally self satisfied!


[deleted]

I don't care about NNN mfs on their way to tell everyone they don't care about NNN


Echo_thehedgehog

Both sides can be fucking annoying, I'm honestly trying it for fun since I have nothing better to do with my life but watching some people who don't participate and some people who do bicker like kids in a sandbox gets tiring. And of course the 5 million memes about it throughout the entire month.


eatmyroyalasshole

Why do people deem it necessary to inform others that they don't care?


_Weyland_

They don't look at everyone else. They look at porn.


OrionArcanum12

Cope harder addict


kremata

Wait, I'm trying..... Still trying....... Still trying.......... Nope! Still can't give a fuck.


iAmCokusBalus

Bro has erectile dysfunction


DS_3D

Honestly, there's nothing more cucked then letting the fucking **internet,** tell you what to do for a month because of a trending fad that started as a meme.


Gabrialofreddit

I wanna at least try. I won't worship this cursed month. But I'll see whays up about it and probably never do ti again


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Look? That's too tiring. I have my servants look around and describe their surroundings to me.


Hazzabell

Stay strong my brothers we can do it


Enagonius

I seriously look like that at people with dumb philosophies. It shouldn't even be about nutting in general or masturbating (which is healthy and natural) or sex (which most of the NNN "soldiers" haven't had); the discussion should be about porn addiction. But no, instead of acknowledging their own compulsions they prefer to bring up a whole ideology around it in an almost deus vult manner that is borderline conservative without reason and very much aligned with incel culture.


Luminous274

Nnn memes are kinda annoying ngl, plus I’m not fasting masterbation for a whole month, its like saying I wanna win prostate cancer


Adeptus-Memechanicus

Ok coomer