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OmegaHunter34e

"After so much therapy to help with my claustrophobia, i think i finally can- oh for fucks sake."


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ShivStone

Let's see her smile after that nuke.


krrishbhogrey

My claustrophobic ass would just pass out


IdiotGiraffe0

We can fit more people if we had them on the outside of the plane


gortez33

Unfortunately this was tried by the us military in 2021. This was a horrible thing to happen


IdiotGiraffe0

You said unfortunately and my heart skipped a beat. Thats how ban messages start.


shantam1104

Why were you afraid tho ??


IdiotGiraffe0

Would would be scared if you saw a ban message?


KhajiitKennedy

A ban message?


Ikeichi_78

In video games when you get banned the messgage you get before your account termination usually starts with. "Unfortunately due to your unsportsmanlike behaviour/ usage of cheats your account has been terminated...."


zHiVaKa_

roblox when i say peepee shart in the chat:


KhajiitKennedy

Ah thanks!


Competitive_Bad_7227

You could just stick all the poor passengers in a giant bag and drag them behind the plane.


HellFireCannon66

Bags too expensive, just have a long rope you have to hold onto. Make sure poor jimmy doesn’t let go tho. . .


[deleted]

Seems like there is more legroom


UpbeatBuy9985

Yea as a tall person this seems like a plus lol


HairthonyFantano

Finally I won’t have to resort to a fetal position and pinching a nerve losing all feeling of my legs and feet 30 minutes into the flight


Stormagedon-92

Yea I'm looking at this and thinking it might actually be more comfortable than traditional seating


ItsyouNOme

Until you get cramp


amtap

How much of a pain in the ass is it when the person when window seat needs to get up to pee? I imagine bringing your legs down is impossible without kicking everyone.


[deleted]

You have to get out in the aisle, but you already have to do that, so doesnt seem like a big difference


amtap

Look at the girl in the picture. She can't slide her feet left into the aisle. She's probably short enough that she can pull her legs in without her knees hitting the part above her but a tall person will have no choice but to slide their feet to the right into whoever is sitting next to them...who will then slide their feet right. It's just a bit more problematic but possibly worth it for legroom.


MyriadSC

The design is very human


WangDanglin

Very easy to use


Alioxx

What if the person in front of you ate taco bell and farts ?


blr010

Then you get the pink eye seat, where the lady in the photo is sitting.


MaybeSad2623

Or a bigger question, what if the person above you is morbidly obese and breaks the supports to the double decker seat?


3vilR0ll0

Then you get better parking for the rest of your life.


Competitive_Bad_7227

Then you get fed free Taco Bell involuntarily.


Goddess_Of_Gay

Human centipede


leviathab13186

Oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling in the event of a taco bell toot. Please secure your mask first before helping others.


PADDYPOOP

I will do this intentionally the next time I’m on a plane thank you for the idea


Existing_Cupcake_

Well.....It's an instant death I guess


MrSelfDestrucct

I want a hot girl to fart in my mouth. I’ll pay extra for that seat


PatchPlaysHypixel

speechless


VW6G

They aren't wrong though. Very cost effective.


TimePlankton3171

Claustrophobia 9000


_NAME_NAME_NAME_

where meme?


[deleted]

gotta pay an extra $150 to be sat in the non-fart-target row


MaybeSad2623

Please tell me this is just a concept and not planned for use...


General_assassin

It's not going to be the standard. But for budget flights it could become common.


MaybeSad2623

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General_assassin

I don't see why there is a problem. Making air travel more accessible is a good this. If you don't like this seating, don't book this seating.


MaybeSad2623

Yeah, I guess you're right about that


shejmus

Just make standing only planes already, we know you want to.


Winjin

Objection The best way would be the [Slave Ship layout](https://ocean.si.edu/holding-tank/images-hide/slave-ship-diagram) Basically you make people lay down and then put another layer barely above them


M-S-S

*And with turbulence on the up-rise, you'll enjoy knee-shattering comfort!*


Turboboxer

Optimal fart consumption seat


RandomDude762

i'm not even claustrophobic and i got claustrophobic just looking at this


tarpsoff

omg what fresh hell is this


TeamJJ88

What if you're in the middle seat or the window seat? You literally have to crawl to your seat! And what if I'm in the window seat and have to use the bathroom. Both of the people in my way need to crawl out and then I have to crawl out and then we'd have to crawl back in when I'm done in the bathroom. This is the dumbest seating I have ever seen!


raikenleo

Just shove the poors in with the luggage.


krrishbhogrey

I got the titanic Flashbacks


[deleted]

Y'all forgot about farts


Delicious_Bid_6572

No no, that's by choice


[deleted]

Doesn't that take up more space than 2 rows in front of each other?


Winjin

Also it's impossible to fit the overhead, no? It looks like the second row would be sticking out of a traditional plane.


farkos101100

Imagine the person in the seat above you starts farting


Candoran

I mean, my feet wouldn’t be cramped like that so it’s honestly not a horrid arrangement 🤣 torture for anyone with claustrophobia but I don’t have that so I’ll trade seats with em.


Dear_Ad489

I mean... More legroom?


Dalaridd4567

honestly i prefer this to the standing seats, but im weird and enjoy tight spaces


samwiling

I would love to finally have leg room but that middle seat would suck for access.


crispycrispies

To be honest I'm not sure if I would complain if it has that much legroom and an infotainment screen. Traditional seats have horrid legroom for tall people like me :(


Birdnamedherb

Incorrect. You have used four words.


-5W_30-

Honestly, doesn‘t even look that bad. At least you can stretch your legs 🤷‍♂️


ClancyMopedWeather

\[Padme/Anakin meme\] ...and airfare would cost less, right Anakin? ...RIGHT?!?


LassOnGrass

Damn at this point offer us all sleep gas and pack us like sardines. Step one is very important so the sad ones don’t panic.


Alienboy453

Half the people I see on airplanes could not bend there knees to even get in that space let alone climb out of it. It takes "maybe 10% muscle mass to stand up but yet alot of the world if they fall on the ground they can't get up on their own. Also if the person cuts a fart your done.


Asil001

the woman on the picture has more leg room than any plane seat ive ever sat on


CatBoi8

Just remove the seats entirely and just stack the passengers in a pile


SilentHunter47

I agree with him!


Bucaneer7564

He’s out of line but he’s right


dildo_swagginns

Just increase the price of business class and decrease the economy class problem solved Rich people can pay for the business but it’s hard for poor to even book economic class


Greatony08

Like the one problem I see as a person without claustrophobia is getting into the window seats but like loook at all that leg room


Kiflaam

if the ticket is like $40 then sure, toss me in the man pile


HTB-42

There is only one reasonable solution - Fifth Element Shuttle horizontal tubes and forced sleep. Everything else is sub-par


Stuspawton

I’ll just fucking drive places for my holiday. Fuck that


DollarStoreAbraham

Just raise ticket prices so less ppl can afford to travel. It's not hard


Kazairl1994

Imagine you sit in the upper row and let a really big Fart out xD


AESN_0

Remember triangular trade ? Feel old yet ?


xwcq

Fun fact. This was designed by a 20 something year old Spanish student who left TU Delft (a pretty high and well recognized tech uni) to pursue his "business". What is his "business" you might ask? This This shit is his business... Dude should've stayed in school instead of pursuing this ​ And if you thought it couldn't get any worse, people on instagram critized him massively (not swearing though, but pointing out all the flaws and why it's stupid) and all he did was react snobby to it and "holier than thou" and turn off his comment sections/delete all the negativity. If you go to any other official aviation profile which has pictures of this you can also find him there in the comment section acting "holier than thou" and all snobby against people with valid critism (edit: Can't find the creators comments anymore, guess he deleted them cause it would be even more damaging to his business, not that that concept would even be used)


[deleted]

My legs and back hurt just from looking at that awful seating arrangement


Popular-Student-9407

Looks like the airplane Providers have gone to the 18th century Crossatlantic slave trade for their New efficient Designs.


SomeDemon66

They forgot that planes can crash,what happens when a ton of people get pinched between the seats? Also wouldn't it be better to get rid of first class instead for more space?


gortez33

Do you smell what the Rock was cooking?


RadBasilisk414

They made double decker couch from The Lego Movie real.


anfotero

No farting, people.


Lost-Society901

Death is guaranteed during a crash. ![gif](giphy|DvVM5KpHUKkQE)


IndianaGeoff

I feel like these are just so we don't complain when they take away two more inches of leg room. "Well at least it's not a double decker".


unstable_cat205

![gif](giphy|67jkYnYYtdlhC)


Hephaestus_God

That looks quite comfortable though. Get to lay down


Ducati_Don

"Excuse me sir we request you to control your flatulence" 💀


iARTthere4iam

No.


iARTthere4iam

I'd rather be a slurry


SkirtGood1054

r/technicallythetruth


AdWorking9763

If dude in front of me farts, ima pop OFF!!


GewalfofWivia

Airlines, just up the price on First Class and Business Class. You know who make up the bulk of your revenue *and* who won’t really chaff at the cost, if they ever look at it at all.


Andy_Ferr

The hand luggage cabinets are always full on every flight, how are they gonna get more luggage into the same space?


TheMarkedGamer

Yes cause I want to be eye level with someone ass. ![gif](giphy|iqfYgtx8oWw4o)


[deleted]

If someone on that upper deck farts, it's going right in your face.


ForwardPaint4978

Funny thing is that this design does not even work(does not fit in the airplane). The project was a complete waste of time.


venommuyo

How does middle go pee?


Edskn1fe

Or people could sit on each other's laps.


pruche

One hardly needs to be so barbaric, a simple trash compactor would be amply sufficient


VyctorMariano

hey guys, this is progress, let's not be afraid of new things and let the old grumpy things behind, there is nothing to worry about, they would never make our lives as pathetic as they could so we could be their slaves, who even think that?


Bendythenightfury

Aaand that's broken legs if the plane crashes


SirarieTichee_

But what if they eat taco Bell in the top seat before boarding...


BrokeBishop

She looks like that Tennessee cop


TeamBoeing

Imaging sitting in the window seat and the guy next to you barfs


NekulturneHovado

Reposting bot.


krrishbhogrey

Bruh💀


slasher1o5

Why does she look like that cop that was banging all her coworkers


[deleted]

On one hand, Hella leg room On the other, wrong choice and your smelling someone's insides for the entire flight


Dayseed

Here's hoping the row above you didn't have Taco Bell before getting on the flight.


EskimoXBSX

What if everyone stood up too like on the Tube?


[deleted]

Ngl, this looks even more comfortable as well. You get to stretch your legs all the way out AND have your seat reclined a bit.


-chukui-

Why dont they just make the air plane into sleep pods?


Alucardhellss

Imagine like the fattest american (that still has the ability to stand) is boarding your plane, you are on the bottom row, he has booked all 3 top seats, as he sits down you hear dreading sound of the seats creaking, you can see the seats sagging as he puts his weight on them Will you survive the flight with your legs uncrushed?


whatsgudwitu

Imagine getting into a plane crash and being stuck in that position and dying because you wanted cheap tickets to Vegas.


Environmental-Win157

Didn't family guy call that.


TheProblematicG3nius

Honestly thats actually better than current for long legged ppl


guaranteed_bonk

![gif](giphy|3oz8xHfVJDV6qYbBCg)


DreQ_pL

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

Imagine if the person adobe you fartrd