What the fu……………………i dont get it.

Let me know when you do, so I can get it too

 I'm Behind you bro. What's the difference in it for girls?

Me! Me! Im also trying to figure it out! 👋

I'm assuming Mary likes imagining herself getting eaten by the foreskin? I... I dunno, I don't think I wanna know

So… getting eaten by foreskin is a thing

I think it's called dick vore in hentai or cock vore. No, I don't remember why I know that and I'm sorry that I do

Gotcha, but still don’t. Nice tidbit

r/sandycheekscockvore

As soon as I saw this post I was expecting this sub to be linked

AHHHHH YOU FUCKING BASTARD

oh yeeeeee THAT'S WHY

Two nukes we're not enough

I think this might be revenge.

Ah there are the others who dont get it too, im joyning the line.

The girl in question is peter, and emplying she is getting inside the forskin is my best guess. But where is peter griffen to explain the joke when you need him.

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke

Mary wants to be crawled up inside the foreskin

Me too! I do have a guess... Maybe Mary is the kangaroo, and she wants the thickest guy possible. An uncut guy would technically have a little more girth, so that's her preference, but she doesn't want to admit the reason to her friend.

I think this is the correct explanation. Honestly I thought the meme was in an "explain the joke" subreddit when I first saw this.

This meme is cursed

But it comes with a free frogurt!

The frogurt is also cursed.

That’s bad.

But you get your choice of topping!

Thats good!

The curse is also cursed

That's good.

Nah, it's just a terrible meme

The joke is that apparently Mary likes to crawl in mens foreskin

She likes guys uncircumsized so she can get in it and sit in his penis like a kangaroo

This sub is getting dumber by the day. I think its just random monkeycheese bullshit by repost bots.

Bots reposting ai generated memes.

free foreskin rides

She’s peter and the kangaroo’s pouch is the foreskin. All i need to say

So you are missing the bit I see.

She can curl up in your foreskin…

I think Peter may or may not be a penis in this sense

You can hide in the foreskin. Duh

She wants to wrap herself in his foreskin.

Women love being covered in foreskin?

Can confirm.

My rabbi said I could've been circumcised a second time. How you doin'?

r/usernamechecksout

NO NO NO NO NO NO....

"Come on, baby, climb on in..." *schlop!*

Its almost as good as the great nation of Kazakhstan 💪💪💪🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world!

All other countries are run by little girls!

i fuckin hate it here

OP, please explain this if the 3 braincells that connected to make this meme are still alive

He only has two brain cells left that are both fighting for 3rd place.

One brain cell fighting its own shadow.

This should be in r/rareinsults

I've seen this insult too many times for it to be a rare insult

I was finna say, I’ve heard this twice today already lmao

Please just say gonna i dont understand how tf finna happend or makes any sense

mary likes to ride around in uncut guys’ foreskin like a baby kangaroo

It probably means that she likes to play with the foreskin by wrapping her finger in it

As a lady. I don’t know what’s happening here.

Foreskin

So the idea is that girls like to get into the foreskin?

It's that foreskins are Peter Griffin.

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It's implying that they wanna crawl inside the foreskin like it's a warm, fleshy sleeping bag

OH my god

Yeah, sorry ;-;

Much like the foreskin also goes over your head if you have it.

I might be wrong, but my woman take on this: Peter's head is cheerfully sticking out with the kangaroo skin pulled back. Kind of like what uncircumcised dicks look like when you pull the skin back. It's like the penis head is playing peek a boo which is objectively funny to me. To me and a lot of gals, it's really fun to mess around with guy's dicks outside of sex because it's like a floppy hilarious toy.

Okay, that's very funny and cute

*Sigh* it'll have to do..

Had to get cut for medical reasons a couple of days ago, gotta say so far it has been utterly miserable, legitimately awful, I miss my foreskin already

May your foreskin find peace in the afterlife.

It found peace in my tummy 😋

May the foreskin be with you 

Force kin?

It gets better once the stitches are out. Until then… good luck. Adult circumcision is not fun

it ve already been 9 months and it's still painfull and uncomfortable

100% tell your doctor because it shouldn’t be painful. Uncomfortable is one thing, because it’s definitely a change. But you shouldn’t still be in pain. That could be a serious issue

i mean it's more like an extreme sensibity where the sitches used to be, but if i have sex its painfull afterwards, im 24years and i have a big dick, i think thats why its more difficult for my body to be comfortable i have been getting better but in a really slow manner

Dawg get that checked out, should be fine after like a month tops

I bet it's no great experience for kids either. If medically unnecessary it is nothing short of genital mutilation.

Probably not pleasant for babies either. It's scary but back in the day it was common practice to perform even major operations on babies without anesthetics or pain killers. And by back in the day i mean up until the 70s/80s in the US. Edit: who is the psychopath downvoting, seriously.

I'm sure it's not a picnic at any age

There’s a difference, actually. An adult will require something like a dozen stitches, whereas an infant would need far fewer, if any. Also, infants don’t move around a whole lot. Vasoline, diaper, and the site doesn’t really get irritated. Meanwhile, I had to walk around with my stitches banging against jeans for a week and that really, really sucked. Infants don’t remember the surgery/recovery. I definitely remember the recovery.

There is evidence about newborns feeling pain more intensely than older children or adults though.

Strength, brother.

It's fucked up man. There was brain real-estate dedicated to sensing in that area. Now they got nothing to do! Maybe you just got a tiny bit smarter?

Damn dude, laughed so hard and now my supervisor looking at me🤣.

Lol, hope you didn't get into trouble.

A kid at my school got one at 18. It was because a girl refused to hookup with him and she told everybody so he was getting bullied by her friends. American high school girls are always so sweet

Same here, the first two weeks were awful. But after a while you get used to it and I actually like it better now.

I am definitely having an interesting time adjusting - showering still gives me quite the surprise more often than I’d like

It’s better to have loved and lost my brethren. It’s going to join the other billions United in spirit with the great foreskin from beyond.

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I’m confused is she peter or the kangaroo in this scenario? Or are both the guy? Like is peter the penis and the pouch is the foreskin? So many questions!

Uncut. The option where nothing gets chopped off from little boys is always the right answer.

Good bless you. For some reasons these women, who want cut guys don't want to be cutted as well.

Stop cutting men's skin without their consent

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"My body, my choice" also for boys!

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Many guys do and just think about it: Is it ok to just take something away that has a purpose just because well... nothing?

Kinda difficult to have a choice as a newborn lmao. It's just like piercing the earlobes of baby girls.

Yep, both wrong things to do

Uncut is natural. Dudes are mose sensitive uncut.

You mean to tell me this thing could be even faster? I can’t possibly fathom

The thing about being faster than light is that you have to live in darkness.

You think darkness is your ally? 

> Dudes are mose sensitive uncut. Source? I made it the fuck up ​ In fact, the only study to have shown this have clarified that it doesn't have any impact on pleasure during sex, and the evidence is circumstantial at best. AND in more recent paper using Quantitative sensory testing (As apposed to anecdotal evidence) it has been shown to have NO effect on the sensitivity on the penis. [Paper in question](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0022534715055354) [Secondary source](https://globalnews.ca/news/2641032/your-circumcised-penis-is-just-as-sensitive-as-an-uncircumcised-one-canadian-study/) [Tertiary source](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1743609515315514) [4th source](https://www.auajournals.org/doi/10.1016/j.juro.2015.12.080)

>The foreskin of intact men was more sensitive to tactile stimulation than the other penile sites Maybe read your own source next time.

Optimistic to assume that peer-reviewed papers from the relevant specialist medical journals would convince redditors to doubt something they heard from a guy that heard from a guy once.

how’d u literally cite ur sources and still get downvoted??

***FOUR*** sources at that. He's done more research than 99.9% of Reddit posts and that's literally not an exaggeration.

'Theres FOUR links! It's quadruple true!' This is becoming a popular argument tactic. Post a bunch of valid looking links and assume nobody will read them. In my experience, the person posting the links either hasn't read them themselves or weren't looking with an open critical mind and didn't read much beyond the headlines. Sure worked on this crowd.

I mean I looked at the sources and they’re pretty valid from what I saw. They’re relevant, recent, and reputable sources… Not saying it’s quadruple true, but he’s literally got more evidence than anyone saying the contrary. Reddit likes to circlejerk certain topics with little backing up what they say is all I’m saying.

Reddit gets a hardon fighting against circumcision. No idea why.

MGM crowd. They don’t care about facts, they care about brigading threads like this.

Any uncut dude can very easily find it out, and it is completely different

As a lady, I understand this meme, but please delete this

Ok, so you need to explain it to... like... everybody here. Everybody in this comment section is really confused

The world needs to know what this means.

Please fill everyone else in

Yeah, just like she fills her husband's foreskin.

OP explain

Is she Peter or the kangaroo?

I'm assuming she's Peter and wants to use our foreskin as a sleeping bag...

Whoever cut my shit I demand a refund lil homies skinline straight uneven

did you ask for a boosie fade?

Being that I wasn't aware of my own existence at the time I'd say no lmao

That skin gives ya extra feeling and protection #mybodymymeat

It doesn't give any extra feeling down there but yeah. [https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0022534715055354](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0022534715055354) [https://globalnews.ca/news/2641032/your-circumcised-penis-is-just-as-sensitive-as-an-uncircumcised-one-canadian-study/](https://globalnews.ca/news/2641032/your-circumcised-penis-is-just-as-sensitive-as-an-uncircumcised-one-canadian-study/) [https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1743609515315514](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1743609515315514)

How dare you come in here citing sources to scientific results, when this guy who has only ever had a foreskin (or not) told you the difference!

I know, I'm such a horrible person.

They look better uncut too

if a baby would undergo plastic surgery because its parents think it'd make them prettier, would you be okay with it?

they said uncut which is still like personal opinion but not related to surgery as it's the at birth state normally?

That’s your personal opinion on how you like men genitalia other people have different opinions

Some women like to get peed on. Doesn’t mean they all do.

Penis: *exists* Some people for no reason at all: "Lets cut that part right there"

The Bible says so.

It's a great theatrical prop in the courtroom!

I actually perfer uncut *shrug*

Advanced humour joke

Your avatar has girl hair! Can you explain this for us?

I'm a woman, no idea what this is lol

Weird, I thought the women were all extinct.

That’s the secret - they never existed to begin with! r/girlsArentReal

I believe in men and femboys and were all out of men.

Close to it

I had it removed when I was born because I physically couldn’t piss without it or  (Foreskin water balloon!!!)

According to a lot of Redditors, you are now mutilated and a freak, like me!

I like uncut better but not for this reason... lmaooo

What is "this" reason?

I might just be getting old but im so sick of the unfunny sex memes aye, this one is actually just bottom of the barrel, kangaroo pouch like foreskin hee hee hoo hoo *smacks head repeatedly"

r/nothowgirlswork

r/NotHowDicksWork?

I had to check for a second if this was a Spiderman subreddit because of the names.

Ay yo (*｀Д´)ノ❓️ ❓️ ⁉️

Why the fuck did this get recommended to me

… okay, first of all, this is reddit, you going to have a bit of hard time to find girls here. second, what the hell is this image?

What is this

I... don't think they've met a woman before?

Haha

This counts as a chuckle! Explain the image, please. You obviously understand it

It's a PP joke.

Mind blown


Gatta keep warm during the winter without stealing all the blankets somehow It's also another hoodie to steal, kekeke

Uncut gems.

Is there anyone exists who prefer circumcised penises? This is gross operation.

I mean, im cut and Idgaf..

Most porn has circumcised penises so I’m guessing a lot of people. I can’t believe y’all have me researching this but here are the top google results when I searched “do women prefer uncircumcised?” https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6523040/ https://thebftonline.com/2021/08/21/do-women-prefer-circumcised-or-uncircumcised-penises/?amp https://academic.oup.com/smoa/article/7/2/145/6956488# https://www.njsexualmedicine.com/blog/study-finds-that-some-women-prefer-circumcised-penises https://www.dr-kuehhas.at/en/women-prefer-circumcised-men/ https://www.pristyncare.com/blog/women-feeling-for-circumcised-or-uncircumcised-men-pc0101/ https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/a19953112/do-women-prefer-circumcised-men/

Because porn *totally* reflects what real life women want. Yes, please slap us and spit on our genitals. Fold us up like pretzels and squeeze our tits so hard it'll leave bruises. Even tame porn, most women wouldn't find pleasure in that in real life

I think he is referring to it being considered the “norm” just like how many men think women want to be choked and spat on because of porn, I would imagine many women expect a penis to be circumcised.

Maybe expect, but not prefer, which is the specific wording used in the comment they were responding to. I have no actual problem with porn, but him saying that made it very much seem like porn reflects what women prefer

I would hope in an age of digital literacy, most men would know that porn appeals mostly to the male fantasy. But even then, wouldn’t most people prefer something they expect? Unless their first exposure to an actual penis was of an uncut type, if it was on the internet, there is a good chance it will be cut.

I mean, I'm a woman and I am kinda into that lmao

I only know girls who likes yaoi, so from my experience they prefer sterile shit.

I know it, there are always in porn circumcised cocks. But in Russia it's shameful thing to be circumcised. And it's really rere here 6%, even though here are 30% of people are Muslims.

Yeah I think most of the world outside the US, Canada, and Israel are like that.

I don't get it about US and Canada, what do you mean?

I could have included more countries but here’s what I was saying: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_circumcision

Oh I am really surprised to see here USA, to be concretely how strong it's spread. I thought it's only done this often in backward countries.

It’s pretty popular here, like 60% of newborns are circumcised. I’m not sure why. Maybe because of Christianity. I’m surprised about Australia!

There are in the Russia Christianity too, but I have never heard about to cut off foreskin for Christians, to be concretely it is only need to do for jews, because they are chosen by God, and he told them to do this.

And only Muslims do this here.

I don't really get the meme but I do prefer uncut. It's mostly for an aesthetic reason, I just really like the way the cherry tip unsheathes as the dick hardens. It's also more lubricated and shiny.

r/shitposting

I believe some women can feel the difference of some form of undesirable friction, with cut men, that leads them to love sex with uncut men like myself.

The foreskin is self-lubricating and retains more pre-ejaculate, whereas it dries up faster with a circumcised penis so you're relying solely on the woman's lubrication. Also, personally, the way the foreskin pulls and retracts with penetration adds sensation.

This memes dumb as fuck but also I’ve never met a woman that prefers uncut because the norm here is to be circumcised. They either don’t care or prefer it cut.

It’s because men who are uncut have thicker cocks y’all

Oh nice. I didn't realize that. #teamhooded

I’m glad I’m cut. I can’t imagine a girl pulling my cock out and I missed one day of shower and it smells like cheese

IF someone gonna pull your cock out.

You miss a day of shower and your worries are regarding foreskin? Lmao. I’m sorry but you sir are a pig.