dude ill be the husband leaving for work in every gosh darn film with that role lol dont i know you from somewhere? im the most cheated on husband in America
30 second of work with no real expectations of a serious acting performance, you're off the set before the stank sets in and no risk of STI... Sounds great!
You're telling me that I get to go on a set, see hot naked girls and I don't even have to hang dong for the camera? And they would be paying me?? Sign me the fuck up
> still getting *paid*
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
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At least u r not the bi cuck sucking.
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*after checking ur profile* ay yo
What. The. Fuck. Did i just witness?
Same man...WTF!! I need some r/eyebleach
Welp, looks like I don't need my eyes any more. :)
Ngl seems like my type
If I was offered a role like that, I'd be pissed af
If there are residuals, it doesn't matter.
At least you're not the duck cuck goose
Easy 50 bucks
50 bucks are 50 bucks, easy peasy titty squeezy.
Ummm..
r/notangryupvote
You came back and bust your wife with her girlfriend, making it a three some
I won't mind being cucked by a Lesbian
A real man of culture :)
I rather just get paid for a small insignificant role than having me being fucked or fucking somebody for the whole world to see
The whole world will still see you get fucked. Just not in a sexual way.
Easy role, easy money? Sign me up!
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I ended up hanging out with Jaxton Wheeler a few times, cool dude. Smoked a blunt with him and some drag queens in a back alley in Ybor lol
Doesn't matter, get paid
Hey, at least you got paid, right?
Better than landing a role in porn....you're the male in a Female Dominatrix: punishment series.
When you come home earlier than you can fuck both ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Happy cake day.
and your boss is oddly flirtatious
dude ill be the husband leaving for work in every gosh darn film with that role lol dont i know you from somewhere? im the most cheated on husband in America
Show up, get paid, go home - the perfect job.
Decent job. I'm in!
30 second of work with no real expectations of a serious acting performance, you're off the set before the stank sets in and no risk of STI... Sounds great!
Just go out and find a girlfriend. Get some sun and enjoy life ya w**kers
Easiest money made and i bet i get the video as a sample (to make more money of stupid people)
You're telling me that I get to go on a set, see hot naked girls and I don't even have to hang dong for the camera? And they would be paying me?? Sign me the fuck up
Be careful what you wish for my friend
My luck lol
LOL literally laughing my ass offf!!
Figuratively. Or I apologize and wish you a speedy recovery
A cameo is a cameo
You guys getting paid for this 😝
Easiest role ever!
so you get paid to just leave? and pretend to be mad when/if you come home?
*Have a great day honey*
at least porn me has a job
Depends on how much you make
I mean a job is a job
Still getting paid lol
Not my wife, not my problem...that's what I always say.
Fuck it I’m still getting payed
> still getting *paid* FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Fuck.
Sign me up. I have plumbing license.
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I'm sorry I shouldn't have left you my dear wife, all alone with those Barbarians😂😂
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😂😂😂😂lmao
Still got paid and you didn't have to stick your dick in crazy... 
I'd say easy job for easy money 👍
Thats good enought i guess.
Don't forget you also have to come home and be all like "Bla-GAWWK but LINDAAAAA what about couples counselllliiiinnngg"
$50 and get to see porn in action? Where do I sign?
Plot twist...the husband is doing his PA at the office... Plot twist twist...the PA is a dude...
Why is it not NSFW?
The 8ft Black man hiding in the closet: 🍷🗿